I'm such a geek that all I'm gonna put here is a quote from a video game. Seriously.
"You heartless b*stard! Did you do that because you hate babies? Or purely to spite me?..."
-Narrator, The Stanley Parable, 2012
Edit: Im actually gonna put a bunch of quotes here, from Games, Movies, and people on the wiki!
"My tastlpr arc" "Oh guddy blum dup s it tickinl toes" "is arcy arill hee?" "tell jame y i wrd"
- Spirit Demon 2017 (Old Egnith)
"I crave smaller pants!" - Coffeecrab 2017
"actually, I identify as an apache attack chopper" - TheAmericanDream 2017
"my cat is a male bisexual humankin omnigender who identifies as a female" - DB511611 2017