Alright, which one of ya fellers is the real Allison Kearns?
There can only be one real Allison Kearns, and that is myself. You three charlatans, (who may or may not be the same person), have gone far enough with your meddling and teasing. Watch out, or the Kearn family 'ill teach ya'll how we handle things down in the South!
If you already knew it then why didn't you say it? You can easily take anything that 'I say and pretend as if you already knew it to make it seem as if you were the real Allison Kearns. Fortunately, I know Kirkburn will not believe you, a liar.
Nope! It was difficult for me to give out my address, but if it showed Kirkburn I was the Allison Kearns I was willing to it. By the way, don't you dare try to visit me or else you will have the irons slapped on your wrists faster than a piece o' bacon frying in deep-fried corn oil!
Okay, I don't exactly what's going on here, but since this involves my sister, I'd like to say that if she really were to join Wikia, she wouldn't be creating drama like this (seriously, there are at least five accounts claiming to be her), and she'd let me know about joining (and do so in familiar terms).
Ya'll need to stop quibbling before I come over there and put an en' to yo' blabbin', I been here a passive bystander to your instigation's and even going as far as to leak personal information about me, and I'm not amused!
I've reported all of you phonies to the police. You have been warned.
It's the real Ali Kearns and this shan't be pretty, let me instruct you how we battle in Tennessee! You couldn't even find one person to hack, you're out of practice - my victory's more certain than death and taxes!
The truth is you're a hack, whack, one-time joke - you're gonna get banned and on Kirk's ban-hammer you'll certainly choke!