I'm just curios. What part am I screwing up on, if it's the images, half of them are place holders (Coat of arms/ Flag). If it's the wording then I'll probably just have to spend more time rewriting it ((same apllied for the funny part) Funny and not just stupid). Sorry for bothering you, just need a indication what I should focus on. Thanks.
If you are new to the site, start an article in your user space first. Otherwise leave an ICU tag. It is easier to upload an image to the site directly rather than relying a link. Uncyclopedia doesn't format in the same way as Wikipedia. I suggest you look at articles about countries to see how those were formatted.