I'm about that. Please, assign this right to me. Readonly at least.
I need it and know why. If you're curious enogh, you may ask before grant me the access.
Faster — better, slower — worse...
Staff don't assign loose rights to anyone who requests it. This is part of a set for higher tier global rights. Staff and hand-picked people who signed NDAs.
You can ask at Special:Contact/general, but even if you have a very good reason, they'll say no.
You can ask at Special:Contact/general, but even if you have a very good reason, they'll say no.
What does this mechanism except to deal with spam-protection and vanguards' automation?
Tell that might be told without risk. Because is no articles about.
And sure, I may sign some paper!
The Phalanx extension is available only to staff members and those part of the VSTF. If you're having issues with spam on your wiki, use the VSTF's report form.
You're chances are pretty much zero of having access to this extension, even through Special:Contact. As Tupka stated, global tools are not given to regular users just because you asked for them.
Ooh boy, so many things wrong with your attitude that should disqualify you off the bat.