User:LaCoccinelle

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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If you take pleasure in being weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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The many tips and facts of life...

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1 am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.

YOU!!

Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!

Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.

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If you actually bothered to read all of that? Welcome to the club.