User:Dr. Ramone Hanus

Who is Dr. Ramone Hanus?

Dr. Ramone Hanus is, well lets just say a strange phenomenon to nature itself. It is an immortal being which fully understands and comprehends the nature of science completely. It has been living BEFORE the beginning of time, so the rumers say. This creature appears to be a human, and is so said to be "Adam" from the Adam and Eve story of the sacred bible. Hanus claims that HE did not eat the apple, but Eve did. We are not sure if Hanus was lying, because a story like that just seems highly improbable. Somehow, Hanus' chin is very disoriented and lodged up. He could easily fix it with his supernatural powers, but simply leaves it. He claims it is the source of his powers.

The Hanus's

Dr. Ramone Hanus (the origional hanus) decided to test with his genetics and clone himself. this of course would be difficult because it is extremely hard to do genetics with a supernatural man, even hard for a hanus. Hanus' experement was a huge success, and he cloned many hanus's (and still is at it today). The Hanus's that we have record of so far is "Nanks" Hanus. He steals everything he possibly can and stuffs it in his pocket; but, this is no ordinary pocket. This pocket somehow has the ability of traveling to another dimension. Using this pocket, hanus steals everything and puts it in another dimension, and can some how reach into its pocket and grab the items he wishes. The second hanus was the "Smart Alick" Hanus. This Hanus has the most potiential of all the Hanus's, but waste it to simply put everyone down, and of course acts like a smart alick. He claims to own the "Hot Pockets Corporation". the third hanus is the "Shoe Hanus". This Hanus has a strange obsession with shoes. He sells them and buys them (shoes are considered somewhat like "drugs" to hanus's).