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I want to tell you
Have You Ever Heard of Darth Plagueis The Wise

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

About myself
It happened again. I know it can't keep happening and yet here I stand, my mind swirling with shame and disappointment. The last of my high spirits shot onto a tissue and discarded. I am looking at her smiling face now. She looks so happy and up for adventure. But I just imagine her naked.

I've been watching her show all day. I can't control myself or my urges anymore. If I was a normal human being, I'd get this reaction to watching normal porn. But I am not normal I am sick. I am internally screaming at myself "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!" but I do not have an answer.

She haunts my dreams. I lay awake at night and hold off sleep for as long as I can before I finally give in to my tiredness. I am on my couch. Suddenly she appears besides me. "Let's go for an adventure" she says and drops her pants. I do as well. I get on top, as always and we make sweet sweet love. As she climaxes she yells "SNIPER, NO SNIPING! SNIPER NO SNIPING!" and at that moment I snipe my load into her warm cartoon pussy. Only to wake and find that my boxers are wet and sticky.

I can't stand it anymore. It's tearing my apart, it's tearing my wife apart. She no longer wants to wear the Dora the Explorer outfit during sex anymore and I have since lost sexual desire for her. Today she handed my divorce papers. My life is over folks.