Thread:Jeffrey Penguin/@comment-44557759-20191230213134/@comment-44557759-20200104172604

What can I say, if they're scapegoating my theoretical strategy(as Exl displayed in his/her/I forgot and I don't give a shit's speech) despite the fact I've honed it to be as irrefutable and logical as a single guy can be, then clearly it's a threat to them. It can't be being wrong, because there's no real logical leaps anymore, hence why no one ever tried a thorough debunking of my ideas. And besides, given how much this franchise shakes up the theorist dynamic who the fuck can say what's right or wrong if there's no flaws in the method.

No, the real reason people dislike my theories is because after I understood the overcomplications we'd normalised, I Occam's Razored everything. I contraried everybody to show the flaws of the primitive group popularity mindset we've got imprinted in the majority's brains. Even Ferret has it, using YouTube statistics to attempt to validate his theories.

I'll give you an example; CC. These days it's either he possesses someone or dies and stays dead. Why can't he possess no one and linger like an actual ghost? Are we really limited to spirits haunting animatronics? It's the most logical solution, because from what we know he can't possess someone yet at the same time him passing on would invalidate the idea of "I will put you back together." That way MikePurg can work without resorting to the retardation that is GoldenVictim, which people blindly buy into. I mean come on, the leaps required undermine the narrative massively. Why become a teleporting apparition of a golden bear when you are literally friends with one throughout the entire game? Everyone forgets how much of a dead ringer for Golden Freddy the Fredbear plush is, and it's genuinely sad. It teleports around without ever moving and it speaks in white text at one point(more relevant than ever because ITS ME has finally been confirmed to be Golden Freddy despite it being obvious to logicians.) I mean, how obvious can you get? Look at the Fredbear Goldie turns into in UCN; it's PFF's spitting image, because it's the animatronic it's based off making a plush toy of that animatronic a perfectly viable form for the spirit to assume. Sure, it may have been a spytoy but why can't it be a haunted one? These states don't conflict, in fact they explain the differences in behavior in and outside the house. We know Golden Freddy likes to travel about as an apparition of the thing it's based off, so why not a noticeably eyeless version of the plushie that talks to us even when it isn't there? Unless Afton pulled a Sans, that walkie talkie and camera would be way out of range, meaning paranormal activity is the only explanation for what happens outside the household. And, assuming PFF IS Golden Freddy and other things such as MikePurg, we've got a reason for them to stick around in World and UCN; they're bound by obligation. Whatever that promise was, Cassidy had to keep it, hence why they and CC set up Happiest Day in FNaF World's Clock Ending, and why she stuck around After Hours(ayyy) in UCN before deciding to leave the demon to his demons. Assuming any of that's true it makes for a way more streamlined narrative that as far as I can tell has zero logistical errors.

I'm telling you, you can get way further on your own than sticking with all those opinionated jerks back at the wiki. It's just suffocating to be around such unwaveringly indifferent people.

...sorry, that was unnecessary, but imma send it anyway!