User:ProfPasta12

Hello everyone, I'm ProfPasta12. I'm not actually a professor, but I do love pasta.

As a narcissistic sociopath with delusions of grandeur who enjoys lying to people, I've known from a young age that my only viable career paths were fiction writer or politician. And I hate being nice to people that I'd rather just punch in the face, so writer it is! Until that pans out though, I'm happy at my blue collar factory job making washers for screws. You know those thin metal rings that go on nails, screws and bolts to help fasten them onto things? Yeah, I make those.

Okay, I'm in the shipping department. But it's still an essential part of the process!

You can read my work on Fanfiction.net right here.