User:LordWeirdo

 Hoi. I'm Weirdo. I like coffee. And fanceh fonts. And coffee. And pointless userpages. And coffee.

I'm also Grandpa, so get off my lawn.

About me
Grumpy, weird, and coffee-obsessed. About all you need to know.

Why on earth I'm here
I have no idea.

You can call me
whatever you want, staff would be more likely to complain than me. Most people call me Weirdo, however.

Signed
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(That's "weirdo" transliterated into Elvish, by the way.)