Thread:FirstDrellSpectre/@comment-32202721-20190516170726/@comment-32202721-20190525003155

Okay, SHUT UP. I've been trying to ignore you but that's clearly not working.

NO, I will not do your request, because it's honestly the most asinine request I've ever received - and that's saying a lot. Your "cast list" included more than 30 characters, half of which weren't even in Lincoln is Dumb and several of which were too young for After Dark. And that's not even getting into the fact that it's both a) a comedy and b) something I wrote, so any attempt I made to "riff" it would just be me laughing at my own jokes.

And NO, I'm not going to delete it because I'm proud of it. Plenty of my friends, including your idol Thomperfan, have told me that they found it hilarious. I'm not going to disappoint them all just to bow to the will of one slack-jawed moron who doesn't understand what parody is.

The answer is ''NO. ''Now go annoy someone else.