User:Codeine

Me
I've been an admin for Uncyclopedia since August 2005, and a Bureaucrat since December 2007. In addition to occasionally writing featured articles, and , I perform essential maintenance, patrol Newpages and look after all 366 Anniversaries. Occasionally, I edit Wikipedia, but I mostly go there just to find stuff out, or laugh at the phenomenal bureaucracy.

IRC
When I'm not busy working, sleeping or masturbating (although you never know...), you stand a good chance of finding me on the Uncyclopedia IRC channel. I'm an op on that channel, so look for either "Codeine" or "@Codeine" in the nick list if you need my assistance.

Contacting Me
The easiest way to contact me is via my Uncyclopedia talk page, or on the IRC channel as detailed above. Alternatively, you can email me, although if it's trivial or pointless you might not receive a reply.