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Garfielf but it's Google Translated in all languages, then back to English but transcibed
The video starts with Jon denoting that Garfield is finding a treehouse even though he is actually eating cat food. Garfield is slightly displeased at the cat food and says “Food is trash”. Jon then shouts at Garfield for no reason saying “Garfield, I have no girlfriend! You are cheese. Why are you so viable?”. Garfield, still slightly displeased responds to Jon’s shouting saying “I have soul” and decides to announce that “It’s odie shift time of apparel”. Jon in response to this announcement says “Dog stops time no god is safe”. Garfield then says “No god exists” and kicks Odie off the table. Jon is very angry after Garfield kicking Odie and responds by shouting Garfield’s name but forgetting the r and field just shouting “GAAAAAAAA!!!” in response. Garfield sleeps and in his sleep says in a very political way “Democracy is a dream. Hope is lost”. After that Jon misremembers Garfield’s name calling him Garett instead and insulting him with his own made up insult “fancy trouser”. After that Garfield’s alarm clock goes off and Garfield states that he despises time and then goes on a rant saying that he is ugly because people do not eat pasta. Jon responds saying “Home is in the heart especially in the city of garmfield” and Garfield then announces that “The votes start now”. Jon says that the number three is awful when feasting and Garfield snaps back saying that children are hungry. Jon then says that “Mexico is famine” and Garfield says “Children are hungry” again. At this current time when this is happening hamburg the port city doesn’t exist so Jon decides to say “Add than divide hamburg”. Garfield for no reason shouts “FIVE” and Jon goes on his own rant saying “Shakes sphere is retarded My life is in the farm there is no government cat is Fat.”