User:MisterXenomorph/Backstory

The important stuff started in the 1770's. I was chilling with a french babe, drinking so much ale and chanting singing. Didn't think anything of the drink but It did taste like piss, eh. I somehow immediately fell asleep, fell on the ground and heared nothing after that. I then woke up on a ship that smelled like salt I saw three men, with blue uniforms picked me up and shown me three things. Shoes, A blue uniform, and a Musket. "Hey, kid. Your fighting the british so we can cross the Delaware! He then threw me on a smaller ship and sure enough, you know what is the first thing I did when fighting? I got shot in the hip right, the second when I reached the shore.

Saw a white light with that too, heard a charming a sexy voice like that French babe. "You can come through the gate or keep a new life. But remember, if you choose a new life, you can never come back to the gates of Heaven or Hell." And sure enough, I chose a full new life. I awoke as a alien race called the Xenomorph in 1979, trying to kill some crew members on a ship. A full stuff transipers, and when I was getting ready to eat this one crazy lady's cat, becuase I was hungry, she came in through a door! "Get away from her, you *****!" I think her name was ridley.

I tried to fight her in that giant mech suit and the first thing I did was get myself killed. Again. She threw me into the atmosphere and I fell asleep again. Sigh, can I ever catch a break? Next thing, I awoke again on the Earth's moon only to see a full base! An abonded base. Now, a skeleton I tried to look what stuff they had in there. Awesome digs on high tech stuff, more cooler than the ones in that ship in 1979! Eventually, I got bored. I learned a few spells from the internet, and I was ready to see what was in that planet.

I got a hunk of scrap metal, made a spell and I fell like a rock. Next thing I know, when I am back on the earth that a lot of milatary people was getting ready to shoot at me. I had no choice to surrender because I do not wanna get killed again. The organization was called SCP, Secure Contain, and Protect. I had all sorts of powers I never knew I had! I learned how to teleport and shapeshift. After a month of containment, I escaped by using teleportation. They were none the wiser! Ha! I dunno, really.

So right now, I am in the deserts of the Sonaron, being my immortal self. That is my backstory.