User:PhoenixWrites

Hello! I am a bird. I am on fire. No, I am not a chicken wing, I am a phoenix.

I live in the "sunny" Bermuda Triangle! Feel free to visit me if you are not a human. The humans are into a thing called "global warming," and I don't think that our community would like that...

I have come to this ancient Web page to bring knowledge and wisdom to all of humanity--through GRAMMATICALLY PERFECT FANTASY STORIES!!!