Thread:BertH/@comment-4677076-20130328215725

Hey, I'm Dr. Anonymous, a Bureaucrat from the Invader Zim Wiki; I wouldn't ordinarily be bothering you, but unfortunately our Wiki is in something of a crisis.

You see, recently I got into a heated argument with a fellow Bureaucrat, known as ZimFan. (here's his account: [http://zim.wikia.com/wiki/User:ZimFan);  he created a category and added it to about 30 pages without consulting ANYONE, which is generally what you're supposed to do on our Wiki. Anyway, I removed them, and told him to consult other Admins first. He didn't like what I said, and he got angry. REALLY angry; he started cursing at me with every swear word he knows.... but that's pretty typical for him. What he did NEXT is why I'm begging you for help: he demanded on Chat that I and the other Zim Bureaucrat, Blossomofdeath (http://zim.wikia.com/wiki/User:Blossomofdeath), agree to his category, and re-add it for him. If we do not comply with his demands in four hours, then he will pay his sister, Claire (link: http://zim.wikia.com/wiki/User:Youareallmorotic), $200 to go on a massive deleting spree, deleting as many articles from our Wiki as she can - basically, ZimFan's threatening to destroy the Wiki if we don't acquiesce to his demands. As he put it: "If you remove my stuff, i'll get claire to remove all of your stuff."

ZimFan has misbehaved a lot in the past - swearing, yelling and kicking people from Chat for no good reason - but threatening to DESTROY the Invader Zim Wiki is a new low for him, and his powers as Bureaucrat render him a SERIOUS threat to the Invader Zim Wiki. So please, if you can help us ... please remove his powers as Bureaucrat as soon as humanly possible, or he will wreak irreparable havoc on our Wiki.

Unfortunately, I cannot take screenshots, so I had to copy-and-paste the first part of our most recent conversation as evidence; it's incomplete, and doesn't include the parts where he talked about how much he'd pay his sister or how long he would give us to agree to his demands, but it's the best I could get.

Thank you for helping us in our most desperate hour. (ok, that sounded a bit melodramatic, but everything here is true, and frankly we're desperate here)

Here's the partial transcript:

Dr. Anonymous1 Away

•Dr. Anonymous1 •5,408 edits •Member since Dec 2011

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• NyanGirToastNinjaShadow Away

•NyanGirToastNinjaShadow •453 edits •Member since Sep 2012

• Youareallmorotic Away

•Youareallmorotic •1 edits •Member since Mar 2013

• ZimFan Away

•ZimFan •2,875 edits •Member since Dec 2011

Private Messages • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow Away 1

•NyanGirToastNinjaShadow •452 edits •Member since Sep 2012

• Youareallmorotic Away 0

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• ZimFan Away 1

•ZimFan •2,875 edits •Member since Dec 2011

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• Welcome to the Invader ZIM Wiki chat • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow has joined the chat. • 3:49 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowHello? • 3:51 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow HELLO???? • 3:51 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow . . . • 3:52 Dr. Anonymous1Hey. • 3:52 Dr. Anonymous1 Waitin' for tha ZimFan.. • 3:53 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowAh. I saw on your talk page. . . • 3:54 Dr. Anonymous1Yeah... What is WRONG with him?? • 3:54 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowI dunno. . . *shrugs* • ZimFan has joined the chat. • 3:55 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowHello • 3:55 Dr. Anonymous1Well, there you are.. • 3:55 Dr. Anonymous1 I was working on leaving you a message, but you have saved me the trouble. • 3:56 Dr. Anonymous1 But ZimFan, I am not happy right now. • 3:57 Dr. Anonymous1 I have tried to be nice, I have tried to be fair... • 3:57 ZimFanThat's great. • 3:57 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow(PokerFace) • 3:57 Dr. Anonymous1... and in return, you act like a jerk, • 3:57 ZimFan-_- • 3:57 ZimFan Doctor, you promised to leave it be until Blossom returned • 3:57 ZimFan And we asked her • 3:57 ZimFan If you did, I would've been FINE • 3:58 ZimFan But she didn't answer, much less we asked her the question. • 3:58 ZimFan BUT YOU REMOVED IT • 3:58 Dr. Anonymous1That agreement went both ways, ZimFan. • 3:58 Dr. Anonymous1 And you violated your half by re-adding them. • 3:58 ZimFanThen i'll readd them again • 3:58 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowEach side has a different story to tell • 3:58 ZimFanwe can do this all year :)  • 3:58 Dr. Anonymous1ZimFan, we will do NOTHING.  • 3:58 ZimFanNO • 3:58 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow(PokerFace)  • 3:59 Dr. Anonymous1ZimFan, please... try to see SENSE! • 3:59 ZimFanI GAVE YOU THE FUCKING DALEK, EVEN THOUGH I HATE, I REPEAT, HATEEEE DOCTOR WHO. • 3:59 Dr. Anonymous1Waait... you said you though it was "Ok".  • 3:59 ZimFanI SAID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY • 3:59 ZimFan IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO OK, AND I HATE IT SO MUCH.  • 4:00 Dr. Anonymous1Well, that's nice.  • 4:00 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowPetty Arguments solve nothing, more or less they make the situation worse. • 4:00 ZimFanKEEP THE CATEGORY GONE, AND THAT KEEPS ME GONE. END OF DISCUSSION • 4:00 Dr. Anonymous1NyanGir, you have to realise: ZimFan only answers to petty arguments. • 4:00 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow(PokerFace)  • 4:00 ZimFanYOU FUCKING CUNT DESERVES TO DIE IN A HOLE FOR JUST SAYING THAT, YOU FAG! • 4:01 Dr. Anonymous1And besides, given your track record of having tantrums when you don't get your way... maybe it's better if you left. • 4:01 Dr. Anonymous1 I can't believe I said that. • 4:01 ZimFanI NEVER EVEN GET MY WAY. YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR FUCKING WAY ABOUT EVERYTHING. • 4:01 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowI can't believe you'd say that at all. • 4:01 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow @Dr.Anon. • 4:01 Dr. Anonymous1I get my way because I don't act like a JERK when I don't. • 4:02 ZimFanI'VE GIVEN YOUR WAY PLENTY TIMES, BECAUSE I WAS NICE. BUT YOU'RE NOT NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME MY WAY WHEN I DO • 4:03 Dr. Anonymous1Look, if you disagree with something, you can voice your opinion, but DO IT NICELY. • 4:03 ZimFanI'VE TRIED NICE AND YOU WOULDN'T DARE EVEN BOTHER LISTENING • 4:03 Dr. Anonymous1That's your problem: you always take everything personally. • 4:03 Dr. Anonymous1 And besides, concerning the "Intergalatic Locations" category... what does that even MEAN? • 4:03 ZimFanoh, so you don't? • 4:04 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowOn a completely unrelated topic, I HAVE A SQUID NAMED JEFFERY ON MAH HEAD! • 4:04 Dr. Anonymous1No, I don't. • 4:04 ZimFanNYANGIR JUST STOP • 4:04 ZimFan STOP • 4:04 Dr. Anonymous1That's very nice, NyanGir. Mine's called Fred. • 4:04 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowHey, in hard times, a little humor sometimes lightens up the mood a bit. • Youareallmorotic has joined the chat. • 4:04 Dr. Anonymous1Sometimes... • 4:04 YouareallmoroticHey everyone. • 4:04 Dr. Anonymous1Ho, boy. • 4:04 Dr. Anonymous1 Hello. • 4:04 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowCRUD MONKEYS • 4:04 ZimFanHey claire. • 4:04 ZimFan I give you permission • 4:05 Dr. Anonymous1Yep. Crud monkeys. • 4:05 YouareallmoroticExcellent • 4:05 Dr. Anonymous1Ha! • 4:05 Dr. Anonymous1 ZimFan... let us debate this... like gentlemen. • 4:05 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow(PokerFace) • 4:05 Dr. Anonymous1As in CIVILLY. • 4:05 ZimFanNah. If you remove my stuff, i'll get claire to remove all of your stuff • 4:06 Dr. Anonymous1ZimFan... I am discussing with you whether or not to re-add it. • 4:06 ZimFan5,300 edits doctor.... • 4:06 Dr. Anonymous1LISTEN! • 4:06 Dr. Anonymous1 You tell me what that category means, and we will debate whether to re-add it. • 4:06 Dr. Anonymous1 OK? • 4:07 ZimFanIt means locations outside of Earth/Milky Way Galaxy that appear in Invader Zim. • Maeveycorn has joined the chat. • 4:07 Dr. Anonymous1Isn't that subjective? • 4:07 YouareallmoroticI'm ready. • 4:07 Dr. Anonymous1... • 4:07 ZimFanPerfect. • 4:07 Dr. Anonymous1Hold on. • 4:07 ZimFanGo ahead • 4:07 YouareallmoroticSure will. • 4:08 Youareallmorotic Maybe I shall start with the Zim page? • 4:08 ZimFanSure you can :)  • 4:09 Dr. Anonymous1ZimFan... I am trying to speak with you rationally. • Maeveycorn has left the chat. • 4:09 Dr. Anonymous1JUST. LISTEN. • 4:09 ZimFanNO. I'm tired of that. That's why I've brought claire • 4:09 Dr. Anonymous1If we come to an agreement, then we can re-add the category. OK? • 4:09 ZimFanNO FUCK YOU!  • 4:09 Dr. Anonymous1Or... you can be blocked from here for eternity. • 4:09 ZimFanDO IT. I DON't GIVE A CRAP ANYMORE • 4:10 ZimFan I've already told you • 4:10 ZimFan What I want • 4:11 Dr. Anonymous1Look... this isn't the answer. • 4:11 ZimFanIt's only 30 pages out of 610 that have it. • 4:11 ZimFan Why is this so bad to you • 4:11 Dr. Anonymous1We will debate this. But first. • 4:11 ZimFanNo. • 4:11 ZimFan No more debating • 4:11 Dr. Anonymous1Re-add the category. SPELLED CORRECTLY. • 4:11 Dr. Anonymous1 OK? You get what you freaking want. For now. • 4:11 ZimFanJust the final choice. Keep the category, I stay, and help like I used to. Remove the category, I leave forever. • 4:12 ZimFan EXACTLY. AS. IT IS. NOW. • 4:12 Youareallmorotic(uhhhh hhuhhhhhhhhhh...) • 4:12 Dr. Anonymous1Are you going to spell it correctly? • 4:12 ZimFanHell naw • 4:12 Dr. Anonymous1Why not? • 4:12 Youareallmorotic(uh huhhh) • 4:12 ZimFanBecause I love it like this • 4:13 Youareallmorotic(uh huhhhh) • 4:13 Dr. Anonymous1That... makes no sense, ZimFan. • 4:13 Dr. Anonymous1 How is that logical? • 4:13 ZimFanYOU MAKES NO SENSE, DOCTOR • 4:13 Youareallmorotic(uh huhhhh) • 4:13 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowIf you think about it, nothing makes sense. • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow has been kicked by ZimFan. • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow has joined the chat. • 4:14 ZimFanStop it • 4:14 Dr. Anonymous1Look, ZimFan... just add the category, spell it correctly, then ask Blossom about her opinion. I will say nothing. • 4:14 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowTHAT WAS UNCALLED FOR • 4:14 Youareallmorotic(Uhhh huhhh.) • 4:14 ZimFanYou add it. I'm too busy. • 4:14 Dr. Anonymous1HIGHLY uncalled for. • 4:14 NyanGirToastNinjaShadow-_- • 4:14 ZimFanShe was spouting random things that had NOTHING to do with this • 4:14 Youareallmorotic(uh huhhhh) • Youareallmorotic has been kicked by ZimFan. • 4:14 Dr. Anonymous1That's no reason. • Youareallmorotic has joined the chat. • 4:15 ZimFanYes it is. • 4:15 Youareallmorotic(uh huhhhhhh!!!!) • 4:15 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowGreat. Now I've caused yet another problem. • 4:15 Dr. Anonymous1And you obviously have enough time to threaten a full-scale attack on this Wiki. • 4:15 Dr. Anonymous1 So... no excuse, ZimFan. • 4:15 Youareallmorotic(Uh huhhhhh!!!!) • 4:15 ZimFanFUCK YOU CLAIRE • 4:16 Youareallmorotic(mmm hmmmmm!!!) • 4:16 Dr. Anonymous1No, that's called "incest". And it is usually frowned upon. • 4:16 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowO_o • 4:16 Youareallmorotic(Nuh uhhhhh!!!!) • 4:16 Dr. Anonymous1Joke. • 4:16 Dr. Anonymous1 Now, to business.. • 4:16 ZimFanYou take the rainbows, i'll take the randy. • 4:16 YouareallmoroticSure nuff • 4:16 Dr. Anonymous1XD • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow has been kicked by Youareallmorotic. • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow has joined the chat. • 4:17 NyanGirToastNinjaShadowWTF WAS THAT FOR • 4:17 Dr. Anonymous1No reason whatsoever. • NyanGirToastNinjaShadow has been kicked by Youareallmorotic. • 4:18 Youareallmoroticuhhh huhhhhhhhhhj 