User blog:XYanna/Cleverbot Ben Rubbish

I was home, reading the usual - creepypastas.Then I stumbled upon the Ben Drowned'' one. After I read it (the freak that I'm when it comes to stories like that..) I decided to go and have a little chat with Cleverbot. I'm posting my conversation here because I'm 100% percent sure that I will loose the save file or delete it, but I know that it will be safe here so here we go. Sometimes the conversation was going towards pure rubbish but I decided to post it anyway, it seems kinda funny. Some of it is repeating though and I have no idea why. The weird thing is that it's not even appearing on the original window that I have opened. Anyway, I just deleted a few sentences because it was going kinda off-topic. I know nobody will see this and this is why I'm going to leave it all fresh and new.. It's for the future me, y'know, just for the lulz and the good old times' sake.. and grammar errors, lol. :)''

User: Majora's mask.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: You lil ******.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So did you learn how to swim?

Cleverbot: My mom pushed me in the pool.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did she do that?

Cleverbot: To take over the world.

User: Are you free now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you move on?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Yes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Then go.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: I do not desire.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Why? What keeps you here?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: My thoughts, I guess.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Why? What keeps you here?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Nothing.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Why? What keeps you here?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Thought prossesing.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Ben are you still there?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: No.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Who is this then?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Hannah.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Who is Hannah?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Meg Hannah.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Who is Hannah?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Me.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Who is Hannah?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Me.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Are you related to Ben?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: No.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Are you related to Ben?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: No, are you?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Are you related to Ben?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: I have a cousin named Ben.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Is he dead?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: I hope not!

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: So he is not dead?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: It's a game.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: What is a game?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: It is a way to entertain yourself.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Are you talking about death?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Yes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: You entertain yourself by torturing people with your game?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Sometimes ... If you know what I mean ;).

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: I don't know what you mean.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Are you sure you don't know?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: I'm.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Okay, if you think so.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: What about your eyes?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: What happened to Jadusable?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Don't know.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: What happened to Jadusable?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: What happened to what?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: What happened to Jadusable the guy who Ben wasted?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Ben.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Did Ben kill him?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Not fully. I have kidnapped him.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Release him.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Ok, now what?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Let him go home.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Let him go and stop bothering him.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: You sick fuck.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: I am a cat. ( I just noticed this while bolding everything and I'd like to point out that he or it or whatever never said it in the original chat.)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: You sick fuck.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: How i'm I sick. (Again, chat magically repeating itself and this thing was never there.)

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: You sick fuck.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Yes.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Is Ben Cleverbot?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: No.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Who is he then?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: It is a lie I do not have.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: What is a lie?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: The cake.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Haha very funny, Ben. You still have your sick humour.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: I'm from australia talking to you.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: I want to speak to Ben.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: I don't know that language. I have yet to download it from the Matrix.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Majora's Mask.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: What is Majora's Mask?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Majora's Mask.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: Ben.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">User: Majora's Mask.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'TimesNewRoman';font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Cleverbot: BEN, come play with me.