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MLP Lost Episode: Laughter is The Best Medicine

so you know the program called My Little Pony, friendship is magic right? It’s a show about these ponies, y’all should know. What if I said there’s a lost episode of that show? I’ll tell you about it?

We were on a ride to Walmart on a nice afternoon. I was listening to my music via my airpods while being on my phone as usual.

We were soon there. I looked through the toy section with my little sister.

soon we were in the electronic/dvd second. With an absent mind, I dug through the bin of dvds, movies, episode marathons, blah blah blah.

then I saw a bootleg my little pony dvd that read “My Little Pony: lost episode”. I said “huh?” And collected it from the bin.

soon we walked out of Walmart with our stuff. At one point I got to the place we were staying. I turned the DVD player and tv on and opened the dvd case. Just a plain, no design DVD with the title of the case written on it. Excitedly, I put the dvd into the player. It first showed a black blank screen that said “THIS IS A VIDEO OF THE LOST EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY. IT MAY CONTAIN SUGGESTIVE, GRAPHIC CONTENT. WATCH WITH DISCRETION.” I shrugged. Then it displayed a very low quality menu, but I didn’t care.

I pressed play. It started playing this very crispy and crunchy quality of the theme song. It was weird for a DVD sold in stores but after all it was a bootleg dvd so I shrugged off. But here’s something very different. At Pinkie’s part, it was a weird robot voice with a crazy looking Pinkamena covered in spots of blood and the background is splattered in blood.

At the end it showed a strange logo, instead of pink and purple it was rather reddish and the voice was weird here too.

Then there was a splat like sound effect and the logo was covered in blood while a distorted weird robotic almost version of pinkie pie laughing was playing.

It also didn’t give credits to Lauren.

It cuts straight to Pinkie pacing around in circles nervously and sweating inside what seems to be a vet waiting room. The vet comes out and announces Gummy’s death. Pinkie lets out a scream. “NOOOOOOOO!!!!” She walks home depressed and walks right up to her room and flops on her bed. She cried and wet her pillow and let out an ear piercing wail of grief.

she doesn’t come out of her room for five whole days. She was just so miserable.

Her friends finally visit her. They were just so concerned. They entered her room. They saw Pinkie, but not the Pinkie they knew. It was a depressed pink mare with unkempt hair, a pale, skinny, sickly appearance, and bloodshot, swollen eyes from crying so much. They were horrified and took a step back. You could see every inch of horror and concern on their faces.

Rarity took a soft approach at first. “My darling, what’s the matter? Your hair is simply horrid I must say.” Twilight gave Rarity a nudge.

Twilight then added, “What she means to say is she wants to know what’s wrong. You look like you haven’t been taking care of yourself and you’re certainly not the happy cheery pony we knew. What happened Pinkie?”

Pinkie mumbled, “Gummy died….”

Rainbow Dash then became very insensitive. She remarked rudely, “So you isolated yourself in a room for five days, over a dead, toothless alligator?”

pinkie started to crack.

Rarity then angrily said, “Rainbow Dash!” then she continued, “My dear, she means that she doesn’t want you dwelling on Gummy forever! Maybe Fluttershy can help you pick a pet…?”

Pinkie snapped. She has had enough of her friends’ insensitivity, no matter how much they tried to sugarcoat their words. She threw Rarity up the ceiling fan, while she says, “You think I could replace my pet huh? You stupid unicorn. All you know is fashion. Try replacing that” while the fan is tearing her to tiny pieces and now there’s nothing left but ragged patches of fire and skin, muscles, organs, including intestines hanging from the blades. Pinkie is now splattered in blood, “beautifully” painted by her masterpiece. She throws Rainbow Dash into a wall, and punches her, as she yells “Think I could survive without Gummy? He’s just a toothless alligator? See how your turtle is gonna make it without you!” at one point she makes Rainbow vomit up her organs. Then she smashes Twilight’s head into her bathroom mirror, covering her in glass and blood and leaving her severely concussed.

Then she turns around creepily and says to Applejack and Fluttershy, “We can’t have any witnesses….can we? She bangs their heads on a wall while screaming, “YOU AGREE WITH THEM HUH? YOU STUPID PONIES MUST HATE ME!” She throws the remaining bodies under her bed. She is covered in her handiwork, the blood, the other bodily fluids and stuff and she starts to laugh maniacally and exclaim, “Better to Laugh in life than to cry and laughter is the best medicine right? So I might as well laugh cause I got rid of the problem, my friends, belittling my depression and problems!” Mrs Cake bursts in and sees the gruesome massacre that the once sane; now hysterical pink mare has caused. She apologized but also calls the police. Pinkie continues to laugh hysterically. The episode cuts to black.

it was quite interesting and out of character for Pinkie Pie’s character overall.

ENDING NOTE: IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE GORE DO NOT PICK UP THIS DVD IF YOU FIND IT!