User blog comment:Ducksoup/Why We Don't Unblock You/@comment-26258387-20150930201223/@comment-27065617-20151012165938

I joined Uncyclopedia (parody of Wikipedia, meant to be funny and absurd) yesterday and had a lot of fun making edits. Proper edits, according to all of the guidelines (which I read before posting). I didn't break a single one. I just wrote what I thought was funny (the goal of that wiki). On the page for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse, I added Justin Bieber on jews harp and Lenny Kravitz on hurdy-gurdy. I was banned immediately, less than a day after registering, by an admin called Spike, and all of my contributions were reverted with no explanation of which rules I broke. Spike had made the last few edits to the Cannibal Corpse page, and he reverted to his version, which I find troubling on its own. (Bieber on the jews harp, arguably not that funny, but Kravitz on the hurdy-gurdy is solid!) First, his comments made it clear that he didn't understand the references in my jokes. I had made a tongue-in-cheek comment on a talk page about being drunk, like, "I'm kinda drunk, but that's not Entwistle in the picture, it's Keith Moon." (You see, Keith Moon was a massive drinker, which indirectly led to his death.) Now it's posted everywhere that I am banned to give me time to sober up. Not only is that ban inappropriate, it's abusive, and the comments, which I am unable to respond to because my ban prevents me from editing my user page and talk page, are offensive and makie me out to be a lush. Uncyclopedia says users have the right to contest admin actions, but I am banned from filling out any kind of protest or even asking for an explanation. And I guess now I will always have a ban history that anyone can point to for whatever reason. Gawd, it was just supposed to be a fun stress release after getting tired of all the bickering on Wikipedia. This one admin makes all the drama on WP seem like child's play. So yeah, sure, I have lots of automatic and well-earned respect for admins.

And yes, I do hold cops accountable. I tell them I expect to be treated with respect, and if they don't, I write a letter to their boss. So far there have been three reprimands (two written, one verbal, all recorded in their files), three calls from lieutenants or captains apologizing for their officers, and one written apology. They serve us, and it's a high privilege for them to wear the badge of my community. Spike has a great privilege of being an admin, and someone needs to hold him and admins like him to exemplary standards.