User blog comment:Semanticdrifter/Digital Protest Against the FISA Improvements Act/@comment-5650583-20140207152438/@comment-5951231-20140208213821

NSA Agent watching me: (*Sigh*), Porn, Wiki editing, Watching some Japanese crap I don't care about, Video game tips from IGN, Chase bank account that has fast food, gas and grocery transactions, chatting with friends about Japanese stuff I don't care about,  more porn,..God this is soooo boring... can I stop please?.

His Supervisor: *gives jingoistic and paranoid BS about how everyone is out to destroy America using this evil thing called the Internet and how he should be proud to serve his country... by doing what should be considered illegal*

NSA Agent : *Puts a gun to his head and kills himself*