User:Josephyr

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 * I am a Chat Moderator here. If you see me in chat, and you need help, please ask away! :)
 * I am a Chat Moderator here. If you see me in chat, and you need help, please ask away! :)

Welcome!
Salutations, I welcome you to my humble place of knowingness. Please, make yourself comfortable. Would you care for some Kale Juice? Water? Alcohol? Doctors recommend all 3 of those highly. (eh, maybe not the alcohol) Beautiful weather we're having today, no? How's the family? Everything alright with your new neighbor? I heard they were having a few crises the other day... Wait, what?! You're telling me I don't know you? Well, of course I know you! Oh, wait, you don't know me? Oh. That's understandable then. Forget the last few parts about me already knowing you, OK?

'''*ahem* Anyway, the real reason you visited me. I have a very important message I must tell you. You must keep it a secret.'''

'''At. All. Costs.''' Comprendo?

حسنا، هنا هو رسالة:

أنا لست البطاطس.

(Hint: It's Arabic) [Hint #2: Use | Google Translate]

Now Onto Serious Stuff...
Hi, I am a guy from New Jersey who loves contributing to Wikia. I first found about it while looking up a game, Battle Nations. I started contributing to that Wiki, and slowly branched out to others after a while. Unfortunately, I can't watch a TV show or movie/play a game without checking to see if they have a wiki where I can contribute... so yeah, I'm addicted.

Editing Style
I edit wherever help is needed: whether that is simple grammar fixes, working with templates, TML, CSS, JS... etc.

I am mostly a jack-of-all trades when it comes to editing, so feel free to ask me about anything you need help with. If I can't answer your question, be sure that I shall point you to someone who can help you.

Out of all the Wiki Fauna, I mostly consider myself to be a Wiki Gnome.

I now spend a fair amount of my time watching the VSTF IRC channels, and undo any vandalism/spamming I see.

On Here
I mostly spend my time here at Community Central on Chat, moderating. I will also answer questions on the forums, comment on blogs, and help with adoption requests.

Avatar
Currently, my avi is of a zombie reading newspaper. (from Plants vs. Zombies)

Cross Wiki User Page Template
See here for my global user page template
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