User:Gingkaz

Chloe ("Gingkaz") (born 10 November, 2001) is a citizen of the United States of America. She spends her time endlessly looking through Wikipedia articles, mindlessly reading through useless information. She has no real life outside of things her family forces her to do.

She describes herself as "self-loathing" and "a burden to [her] friends & family" many times in her tweets. Chloe stands by these statements.

Biography
Chloe was born on November 10, 2001 to her parents. She has two brothers, one older and one younger, who share her love of never leaving the house or speaking to many people outside of the household. She has a self-depreciated sense of humour, using it as a mechanism to cope with her harmful thoughts and to make other's laugh instead of worry for her. She cries when people show her affection or sympathy. Scientists belief she is emotionally unavailable for life and will die alone, painfully, and by her own will.

Not much else is known about Chloe or her life. Scientists speculate it could be because she is either not giving out information at this time or because she is a cryptid recluse who feeds off Velveeta® Original Shells & Cheese Microwave Cups.

She has an interest in ancient history, specifically ancient Roman and ancient Egyptian histories. She loves learning about emperors, causes of warfare, medicines of these time periods. Chloe's interest range expands to H3H3Productions, jacksfilms, anime, comics, html formatting, the Oxford comma, and music. Her interests are "the shittiest as it can get" and "embarrassing to admit out loud". She is ashamed of the things that make her distracted from being miserable.

Reasons To Live

 * The Office (U.S.) bloopers
 * Anticipation of H3H3production's lawsuit being resolved
 * Mothman/Bigfoot Fanfiction
 * Watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo animated
 * Anticipation of The Punisher's Netflix series
 * Dick Grayson's juicy butt
 * My friends Max & Cameron
 * My Snapchat streaks