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Crazy Past is the first episode of Season 1 of The Walking Dead of Life. It is, chronologically, the first episode and the beginning of the AGK Adventures Franchise in general.

Chronologically, it saw the first appearances of characters that appeared often later in the Franchise, which are Crazy Dave, Waluigi, Mario, and Blue. It also is the first episode overall to take place in the Real World (or, rather, what can be regarded as Zack's Realm).

Spoiler
Waluigi is scammed, and Crazy Dave must make the biggest choice of his life.

(#1) Introduction
In the Dump House, Crazy Dave introduces himself. He uses Jenga Blocks for a podium, as if he's speaking to the viewer. He says that he is currently in a "homeless house," as confusing as it may sound. The Dump House is noticeably laden with some trash hanging around. He says he used to be from the game "Plants vs. Zombies", but now he is in the Real World, stuck in the Dump House. His old house burnt down, and his time machine got robbed by a bunch of vegans. He decides to explain why he ended up in the Dump House in the first place.

(#2) Real Estate
Instead of Crazy Dave talking, a scene from the past plays. Blue and Waluigi were walking to the Dump House. It seemed as though they were walking long, as Waluigi's legs were starting to hurt. It turns out that Blue was being a real estate agent, and Waluigi paid for a house. However, Waluigi noticed that it looks like a dump, hence the house's name. Blue claimed that it was a 5-star house "and all of the above." Waluigi conjected that the reviews were botted, but Blue ignored this. Suddenly, Crazy Dave came up to Waluigi, saying that his house burnt down. This gave Blue an idea to give Crazy Dave a house, too. Blue then once again asserted that the Dump House is rated 5 stars by claiming that he will give Crazy Dave a 4.5-star house. However, Crazy Dave then had a plan to show Blue what his original house looked like, and then it could be recreated. Turned out that Crazy Dave had a lot of money, as he said he could pay for it.

Blue then said that recreating a house costs a million dollars. Crazy Dave decided not to give his money away and take the other house. It turned out that the 4.5-star house costs 5 dollars. Blue claimed that around this place, people don't like to buy the houses anymore, so that's why some are so cheap. Mario then entered the scene looking at the house, too, but Waluigi kicked him in the balls because his voice was annoying. This made Mario's voice deeper. Waluigi and Mario both thought the house looked like a dump, so Mario kicked Waluigi in the balls to show what else they have in common. Crazy Dave said to stop with the ball-kicking, and warned Mario not to kick him in the balls. With that out of the way, Blue said that whoever walks into the house first gets to own the house. However, this would've violated Waluigi because he was the one who paid for the house in the first place, so once Blue got reminded of that, he changed his mind.

Waluigi and Crazy Dave both decide to check the Dump House out together. However, Mario wanted Waluigi to kick him in the balls first, and Waluigi did so, presumably turning Mario's voice back to normal. When Crazy Dave went in, he wondered why there was so much wood laying around, possibly referring to the Jenga Blocks. Waluigi was the second person to come in. Before Mario could decide for himself, Blue threw him in the Dump House. Then, Blue got out of there. He wanted to run away as soon as possible, since he succeeded in getting their money. This action alone suggested that it was a scam...

Cast

 * Crazy Dave
 * Jenga Blocks
 * Blue
 * Waluigi
 * Mario