User:AvianImpossible

Hi. I'm AvianImpossible, known as Impossible on the Board and formerly AelinTheAmazing, and you've arrived at my profile page, that of a fandom freak who has enough time on her paws to hang around the PPC. I discovered the PPC sometime in 2012, but couldn't get up the courage to actually introduce myself until early 2013.

I discovered fanfiction in sixth grade, when I was bored over spring break and trawling the Internet for something to do. My attempts at it can no longer be found on the Internet, due to the fact that they are all more or less failures. You are forbidden to ask to see it, because I will not show it to you, so there.

Impossible (who shall now proceed to speak of herself in the third person) is, as of May 2013, a junior high student, fantasy geek with unhealthy Firefly and Doctor Who obsessions. She can be found snarking about things that annoy her, singing Redwall ballads at the top of her lungs, making the TARDIS noise, or hunched over her loyal technically-school-and-not-really-supposed-to-be-used-for-such-things laptop. She has a superb vocabulary and a vast repertoire of useless and generally fandom-related trivia, making her astoundingly annoying to play trivia games with.

She used to be extremely devoted to the Inheritance Cycle and other such epic fantasies, and still loves Lord of the Rings, but is now a slavering fanatic of Redwall, Dragonriders of Pern, Tamora Pierce's books, Monty Python, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and ''Discworld. She has mad crushes on Redwall ''characters, despite the fact that they are anthropomorphic animals, will laugh maniacally in public, and often sneaks up behind people and screams "EULALIA!"

She despises Mary Sues, anyone with a Twilight obsession, badly played instruments, and often humanity in general. A self-inducted Knight Who Until Recently Said "Ni!", she demands that you fetch her a shrubbery and perhaps a beverage, preferably a caramel macchiato or raspberry tea, and she would like to inform you that nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Allons-y!