User:WhiskeyAlcohol

What's new with me? I have finally constructed the Tax Evasion Apple, and, once consumed, the paperwork will be sent within 14 business days by my mediocre secretary! You would not understand. THOUSANDS of dollars are STOLEN from me to build ROADS AND ORPHANAGES!!! How else can decent men gatekeep Build a Bear Workshop? Though we are brothers, Dante, you call me by the wrong name. My TRUE name now is… JEFF BEZOS. *bites Tax Evasion Apple* It’s fucking delicious, Dante! I can already feel the BURDEN of TAXES falling off my body!!