User:GravityMan

I am an aspiring author, but I know my mother will kill me for it doesn't earn enough money, so I'm leaning towards becoming a defense attorney. I am an Atheist but I enjoy stories about the Four Horsemen, United, galloping across the salt-ridden land.

I can be perverted, serious, racist, kind, pessismistic, and accepting. It just depends on wheter or not the wind is breezing, reminding me of a bitter past.

Anyhoo, back to better subjects, I enjoy reading, having gone past the petty Dan Brown novels and moving onto other, more ancient novels, such as Dante's Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso; the Odyessy; and the Prince.

I am a teenager, but not the stereotypical laid-back kind, but the more,  stereotypical outcast kind. I have a few 'associates' who tolerate my personality, and perhaps consisder me a friend. But, I am not really a people-person and retreat to the wiki, doing what I love most: Creating Chaos such as Sockpuppeting, Hacking, and Spamming. Heh, heh, those days are behind me, having gone to rehab, aka the Gravity Falls Wiki. Now I do what I enjoy the most: Helping out.

Friends

 * Luck-Lupin
 * Tashadenise1
 * JacobSZ
 * Joe6814
 * ManyPigs1000
 * PotFullOfFriendship
 * Captain Coder
 * Adderman123

Enemies

 * GravityMan2 (Where the hell are you, you hacking SOB!)
 * Wrath
 * Frankthestoryteller (Everyone thinks I'm his sock)