User:MessyJessie103

MessyJessie103 is a passionate, dedicated, yet notoriously unfocused ESFJ, 9w8, Abengation-Candor-Erudite super-fan of FC Barcelona who respects all rivals who do not try to kill Barca's players as she highly values real football/soccer over problematic, systematic fouling which is harsh, unintelligent, disrespectful, and in the end, ineffective. Also, she likes to write long and confusing sentences which make no sense for fun.

You can call her Jessie, or Jess, but do not call her Messi. She will insist that "Messi" is too much of a compliment to her "horrendous" footballing skills, as she describes it. And after saying that, she will rant for hours on end about how amazing the Beautiful Game is as she watches and analyzes Barcelona. So, in a nutshell: Do not talk football with Jess unless you want to be wrapped up in hour-long conversations, debates, raves, etc. about the aforementioned Beautiful Game.

She does not like to capitalize the pronoun i. "No other pronoun is capitalized, unless you're referring to God," she reasons. "So writing i with special capitalization is like saying you're just as important as God. I'm not religious, but i know that people don't want to challenge the significance of their God by bringing up their own. Therefore, i shall write i the way i write all other pronouns: decapitalized."

No, she is not sure if decapitalized is a word or not, but she is too lazy to look it up.

Jess would also like to add that she loves Harry Potter, too, but unfortunately was unable to fit that into the already-way-too-long introductory sentence.