User:A Random Moustache

“and we demand...

A SHRUBBERY!”

* Dramatic tone*

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Knights who say Ni)

Also, watch out for when blacmonges turn people into Scotsmen to win Wimbledon. You’ll know this is coming if you run a Scottish menswear shop and you get an order of 48,000,000 kilts from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Adromeda. If this happens, they will likely eat your wife.