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Ronny: "Ugh, it's Halloween ... again. Or as I like to call it, the stupidest time of the year 'cause you've got dumb kids coming to your house begging for candy and then you have everyone else trying to come up with a costume that's tpoical but also hot. "Oh, look at me, I'm Sexy Quid Pro Quo." What does that even mean? But Halloween also means businesses are pretending they're cool by coming up with "spooky" promotions, like this guy."

Ronny: "Thanks, Trevor. If you're super rich, the only thing better than spending your money is having other rich people see you spend your money. And the place you do that? Auctions, it's the place where a guy talks so fast he tricks you into buying crazy s██ you don't even need. Like one time, I raised my hand at an aucction to ask where the bathroom was and I ended up buying a yacht. And the yacht didn't even have a bathroom, you're just supposed to pee over the side like a barbarian. So, auctions were where the rich went to flex but now it's just getting stupid."

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