User blog comment:Trellar/Wikia Poetry Contest/@comment-5443490-20130324135549

I'm the boss You do not cross The king of my domain For the day No work, all play Is found in my refrain

Love to eat The prime of meat So sad 'til I get some 'Tis so sweet And such a treat Boy, they can be so dumb

Hate to dress Give me caress No bother with the slime Have to dig In it real big Archaeology time

When I'm beat I have a seat Take my favorite spot No compete It's so complete Out of my royal cot!

Here to stay I love to lay Napping is not a farse I'm a dog Who's a couch hog So move your big fat arse