User:BoldandBrash

You've probably seen me on the hit Spongebob; (sigh) I was so thin back then. But, there's actually a much larger story to this familiar peice of art.

I was born and raised on some farm, outside of Canada. I did my usually chores, which included, feeding the cows, mowing the field, and highlighting the important sentences in the newspaper so my Dad could understand it. When I graduated High School, I won a boat at a Fairground, also outside of Canada. Which is funny, because I didn't live anywhere near the water. So I just spent my days sitting in it, and drinking a year old bottles of water, which I eventually used the bottles to create a 52 foot tall plastic sculpture of Bob Schieffer. When I was finished, I went to the bathroom for 3 hours, 22 minutes, 31 seconds. I drank alot of water that day. It was that bathroom break that made me decide to go to college. I wanted to be an actor. Like John Wayne. I always pictured me on a horse with a cowboy hat made of rare velvet. When I graduated, I found an ad for a role in a kids show. Not a Cowboy flick, but close enough. I went in, auditioned, and what do you know! I got in! Although I was only in that episode for 2 scenes, I did get alot of credit. If you look very closely at the credit roll at the end of the show with a microscope, you can see my full name, "Bold Wilbur Brash". I was paid such an amount I eventually used it to buy a yot in which I live in..... outside of Canada.

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