User:ChrisUbi

"wrong i don't remember speaking like that and using skype"

- Edd Chris72003 (krɪsˈsɛv ən tu ˈzɪər oʊ ˈzɪər oʊ θri) is the seven-billionth secondary antagonist of Life and universe creation enthusiast.

Autobiography
During the period of history where Lisa Frank and Spongebob was in demand, Chris72003 served as the youngest person alive for 2 seconds until another took his place. Distraught by this, he refused to open his eyes for months, nor did he speak until he could do it in full sentences at the age of 1 year. Walking was easy for someone like him, beginning his journey of movement at only 4 months.

He soon came across Classic Rock, which taught him means of Satanic power which he didn't really use lmao. Oh yeah, Oklahoma gives him massive nostalgia thanks to the massive amounts of time he spent in redneck country. He grew up relatively normally compared to other kids with nearly straight As except for gym. Oh yeah, and at age six he came across videojuegos which he soon dangerously delved into, the first one being LEGO Star Wars: the Complete Saga.

He soon went deeper and deeper into his addiction of video gamuegos, which he still retains to this day. And to this day, in the year of 2018, he still lives and thrives while going to school because he's not too cool for school.

Personality
Chris72003 can be seen as very shy and quiet to outsiders who only know him from school, known mostly as the "weird kid" and once won the "most likely to blow up the school" award from fellow peers, which he saw as funny to no degree. The few friends he has he holds dearly to himself, as he attempts to diplomatically solve all social problems (even though he unintentionally avoids them).

Trivia

 * Chris72003 was voiced by none other than Chris
 * Chris72003 has moved a total of 4 times before going back to his home state of Oklahoma.

Appearances

 * Life
 * A whole ton of online games