User blog:Mazer947/The most boring blog post ever.

Hello!
This blog post is super boring. so boring you might fall asleep. I bet you can't read this entire blog post without closing your eyes. This is a try not to get tired. A blink is usally a milesecond, so if you have your eyes closed for one second or longer, you lose. But, if you can manage to read this entire blog post without getting tired, you win!

The challenge begins!
Once a poun a time, in a small town called BoringTown, lived a man named Mason, and he lived in a small apartment that was very very boring. And inside that boring appartment room, there was a very boring bathroom, and a very boring bedroom, a very boring living room, and a very boring kitchen. Everything about the apertment was boring. Duncan was in his appartment, but he was hungry. So he got a steak. However, Mason's steak was cold. So, he used a microwave. And the micorwave had typical buttons on a typical microwave. The buttons on the microwave were, defrost, popcron, defrost, cook time, kitchen timer, stop timer, and other boring buttons on a microwave. Mason was waiting on his steak to finish cooking. The steaks finished cooking. Mason took his steak to the living room. He turned on the tv, and on tv was a very boring talk show talking about boring things such as math. After Mason ate his steaks, he had a problem: He was tired! So he went to bed. Mason had a dream that he was sitting on a very old chair staring at a wall and being very board. When Mason woke up, he had another problem: He was still tired. So he went back to sleep and his boring dream continued. When Mason wasn't tired anymore, he watched tv. The tv show he watched was the same tv show from a few sentances ago. Mason sat down and read a boring history book. The book was talking about history. Boring right? After Mason was done with his book, he had a huge problem: He had to use the bathroom. So he went to go use the bathroom and he washed his hands. Mason went to bed early tonight because he had work tommorow. When Mason woke up, he ate some food. Mason went to his work witch was a very boring office. In Mason's boring office, they worte very boring articles and very boring newspapers. Mason finaly got home and watched the same boring talk show agian. You are so board. You are so board you can beraly keep your eyes open. Finally, this blog post is over. Oh my gosh that was so boring. But it's over now.