User:Gaston69

I am Gaston

Pweople say that I give cats a bad name. I say them pweople need to shove their noses up that fat dog's ass next door.

I like sweeping a lot, whether it's alone or with some other wild cat, it's all good

Some kid called Marcel says he owns me. Well, a few shits in his bed later and I think I can say I own him, especially when he ran out the room screaming. All good

They say there will be a hurricane this year named after me, that's how good I am