Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5448890-20121227204852/@comment-65.92.180.225-20121228060452

You are too impatient, you should wait two days for responses to roll in.

As for you question, how good are you with Artificial Intelligence programming? You'll need to write an AI to do what you want. (or atleast, crib ELIZA's coding for heuristic instead of AI simulated responses)