User:Teddbeary/hasty conquest

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Here’s where I’m keeping all the images for the video

Please title the video as follows:

hasty conquest hasthebaconinhispants

The instructions below include the lyrics to the song “if i were a fish” by corook and Olivia Barton (lyrics are in italic) and where to transition into each image. Use ONLY a regular (non-fade) transition for this one, please!

NOTE: ''Please download each of the images before adding them to the video, so that they appear in the best quality! Thank you!''

THUMBNAIL IMAGE:

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(BEGIN ON WHITE SCREEN AT APPROXIMATELY 0:47 WHERE A GUITAR CHORD IS PLAYED)

If I were a rock you would pick me up



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “I”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ROCK”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “PICK”)

And say “that’s a nice rock”



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “THAT’S”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “A”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “NICE”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ROCK”)

Skippiest on the lake



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “SKIP” AS IN “SKIPPIEST”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “EST” AS IN “SKIPPIEST”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ON”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “LAKE”)

Plop, plop, plop, I’m the perfect shape



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE FIRST “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE SECOND “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “I’M”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “PER” AS IN “PERFECT”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “SHAPE”)

(TRANSITION TO WHITE SCREEN ON THE GUITAR CHORD THAT FOLLOWS “SHAPE”, APPROXIMATELY AT 0:57)

And if I were a sock you would put me on



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ON” — I WILL PAY AN EXTRA 500 SAPPHIRES IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMAGE FADE INTO THIS ONE (CLICK THE LINK) AND BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AT INTERVALS OF YOUR CHOICE, SO THAT IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRELIGHT IS FLICKERING)

And say “that’s a nice sock”



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “DREAM” — I WILL PAY THE SAME 500 SAPPHIRES IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMAGE FADE INTO THIS ONE (CLICK THE LINK) AND BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AT INTERVALS OF YOUR CHOICE, SO THAT IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRELIGHT IS FLICKERING)

Happiest as a pair



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “FACE”)

I found you, now I’m not scared



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “PLANS”)

Why’s everybody on the Internet so mean?



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “WALK” AS IN “WALKIN’”)



(END VIDEO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AFTER “MEAN” IS SUNG)