Thread:FirstDrellSpectre/@comment-31669726-20180213153858/@comment-31669726-20180218114146

FirstDrellSpectre what did you think of these sences from Lynner Takes All

''[A sibling meeting is taking place in Lori and Leni's room. Lori bangs a shoe to order.]'' Lori: "We all know why we're here. The Lynn situation is literally the worst thing that's ever happened." Lucy: [moans] "We never should have beat her at that cat game." Lincoln: "I say we challenge Lynn to a rematch; only this time, we throw the game. That way, she'll feel like a winner again and stop driving us crazy." ''[Everyone except Luna and Lola likes the sound of that. Cut to them having challenged Lynn.]'' Lynn: "A rematch, huh? Well, this place is gonna be spotless...after I wipe the floor with you! Booyah! Let's do this!" [Cut to later in the game.] Lynn: "Will anyone trade me a scratching post for a laser pointer?" [The others offer her their scratching post cards.] Luan: "Will anyone trade me a cat bed for a litter box?" [The others intentionally decline.] Lola: "I gave my last one to Lynn." [Lincoln secretly moves a card from his pocket and puts it that the top of the deck.] Luna: "Your turn, Lynn." Lynn: [draws; to her amazement] "Yes! Ball of twine, chumps!" [rolls the die and gets a one] "One? GAH! Come on!" [Lisa bangs the table hard enough to make the die switch to six.] Lisa: "Are you sure you read that right?" Lynn: [sees it] "Six all day long, baby!" [Later, Lynn has pretty much everything else in the settlement.] Lynn: [confident] "Hope you guys are hungry, 'cause it's almost time Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!" ''[While most of them smile knowing their plan is working, Leni starts looking nervous. She grabs the board and tosses it out the window. The others ask her why she went and did it.]'' Leni: "What? The plan was to throw the game, and no one else was doing it!" Lynn: [suspicious] "Wait a sec. Throw the game? You guys were trying to lose to me on purpose?" Lincoln: "Okay, yes we were. We just thought if we let you win, you'd stop being so insanely competitive with us." Lynn: "I was just trying to get my edge back after losing to you guys." Lisa: "Well, to be completely transparent, the only reason you lost is because we all teamed up against you." Lynn: "What? Why would you do that?" Luna: "'Cause after your 300 wins..." Lynn: [interrupting] "Well, technically, 303, but who's counting?" Luna: [aggravated from Lynn's interruption.] "...we couldn't take your gloating anymore, dude." Luan: "Yeah. We were all in the same gloat. We were tired of eating your gloat-meal." Lori: [not in the mood] "Not now, Luan." [Luan stops] Lynn: "Wow. So, you're saying I'm a bad loser and a bad winner?" Lisa: "Precisely." Lynn: "You all feel this way?" Lynn's Siblings: "Yeah. / Kinda. / Afraid so. / We feel this way." Lynn: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a jerk. I just love playing games, especially with you guys. Look, if you give me another chance, I promise to be a better sport. What do you say?" [The others think for a moment and agree.] Lori: "Why not?" Lola: "Okay, Lynn." Lynn: [victoriously] "Yes! First to apologize!" [realizes] "Uh, sorry. That was the last one. Better sport, starting...now."

[Later, a card game comes to an end.] Lynn: "That's all my cards. So I guess..." [The others all have looks of nonchalant accepts on their faces.] Lincoln: "You can say it. You win." Lynn: "Okay, cool. I win." [shakes Lincoln's hand] "Good game, guys. Good game." [gives the peace sign, leaves, steps outside and...] Lynn: [celebratory] "YEAH! I RULE!" [starts dancing.] "Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" [does the worm] [The others are watching from the window.] Lincoln: "At least it's not to our faces." [The other sisters agree, stating that Lynn has a long way to go to stop gloating entirely.] Lynn: [rips the sleeves off of her jersey and shouts in victory.] "WINNER!!!"