User:Captain Ness

I am Ness. I know Nicole, Claus, Foxy, Jack and Lucas in real life. I have on hella a smile and I get all the babes. ALL. OF THEM.

That being said, if you know me... Don't go thinking I'm your special hero and don't think I'm going to save the world either. After all. We're the ones who own it...

So, you're probably here because you're on the wrong floor. Or maybe a friend forced you here? Maybe it was a dare!

Either way. Welcome. I say that loosely. No one really enjoys their stay. Or being near me for that matter!

So about me I guess? I'm the Captain of some pig army, that's pretty neat, right? Our leader is so generous to let me be some captain.

Feel free to ask me stuff. Maybe I'll have an answer for you.