User:Kitch

Kitch is the shortening of "Netami Kitchkinet", the pseudonym of an Internet user from Orlando, Florida, USA.

The human behind this pseudonym is an American man of German, Russian and Nez Perce ancestry. His genealogy can be traced back to the House of Romanov, the last royal family of Czarist Russia, in the mid-19th Century.

He is 5'11" (179cm) tall, currently weighs 255 lbs. (115.7 kg), has blond hair and blue eyes, and wears glasses. He typically wears blue jeans and tee-shirts, though is sometimes spotted wearing his Florida Marlins jersey, customized "BEMANI DOG #80".

He is active in the Furry|furry furry fandom|fandom, proficient in the assembly and repair of personal computer hardware, an avid player of Dance Dance Revolution (DDR), and is an avid roadgeek. He authored the Wikipedia articles for several of the DDR arcade games. He is a college student at the University of Central Florida majoring in History, and also works in Information Technology.

He is a Deist and subscribes to Buddhism|Buddhist philosophy.

He is heterosexual, and single. He is also a virgin.

He was born on Monday, July 14, 1980. This day is observed as Bastille Day in France, National Day in Iraq, and Independence Day in Kiribati.

Among others, he shares his birthday with Former President of the U.S. President Gerald Ford, animator William Hanna, baseball player Robin Ventura, and Sweden's Crown Princess Victoria.

Family
He is currently living in South Orlando, near the Hunter's Creek neighborhood. It is his fourth permanent residence. He has also lived in Azalea Park and two different residences in Sky Lake.

His father was born at a United States Air Force base in Munich, Bavaria, Germany. He has also lived in Scotland, Montana and near Eglin Air Force Base among other places before moving to Orlando at age 12. He works in Information Technology.

His grandfather on this side, born in Pennsylvania, was one of the first new recruits in the Air Force, and is a retired computer engineer from Lockheed Martin. His grandmother, a homemaker originally from Illinois, died in 2002. His grandfather lives in Orlando.

His mother was born in Miami, Florida. She lived a few years in Saint Croix, and moved to Orlando at age 15. She is a school secretary.

His grandmother on this side, also born in Illinois, is a retired tourism industry worker. His grandfather is a disabled veteran, his military career cut short during World War II when meningitis left him deaf. They live together in Orlando.

His sister is a teacher that was also born and still lives in Orlando. She is married, and has a son. His brother-in-law, who is a chef in the tourism industry, is originally from New York, and resided in Ocoee before marrying his sister.

He has an uncle on his dad's side and three aunts on his mom's side. He has ten first Family#Western kinship terminology|cousins (one on his dad's side, nine on his mom's) and three cousins-in-law (one on his dad's side, two on his mom's), ranging in age from 31 years to 5 years. He also has two known first cousins once-removed (children of first cousins), both on his mom's side.

His oldest great-grandparent, a great-grandfather (his father's father's father), was born in 1876 and died in 1960 at the age of 83. He was a steel worker and a baseball player, a pitcher in the semi-pro Pennsylvania Steel League. He was scouted by the Boston Beaneaters, progenitors of the Atlanta Braves, in 1906, but he declined an offer to enter the major leagues (baseball players didn't make nearly as much back then as they do now). He is known to have pitched against legendary Negro League baseball|Negro League pitcher Satchel Paige. He retired in the 1940's.

His last remaining great-grandparent, a great-grandfather (his mother's mother's father) that was an officer in World War II, died in 2000 at the age of 86.

Interests
His road website, with exit lists for Interstate Highways in the state of Florida, is located here.

In Furry, Kitch is an anthropomorphic Rottweiler dog, 24 years old, about 5'11" (179cm) tall and weighing 215 lbs. (97.5 kg) His furry code is FCM3adw A- C+ D H+++ M# P- R++ T+++ W Z Sm++ RLCT a24 cdlmnw+++$ d e+ f h* iwf+++ j+ p+ sm>m**

In Dance Dance Revolution circles, he is known by the nickname Bemani Dog. His arcade callsigns are BDOG and BDG. He classifies himself as a nine-foot player, meaning he is capable of passing most Catastrophic songs, or songs that are rated nine feet on the ten-foot difficulty rating scale. He is a Perfect Attack player, meaning he focuses on the technical side of the game, trying to get his step timing as close to perfect as possible.

The words netami and kitchkinet are derived from the language of the Lenape, or Delaware, Indians. Translated, the name means supreme friend. The pseudonym is arranged surname-first. If his name were arranged in the European traditional sense, he would be named "Kitchkinet Netami".

If he played Dungeons & Dragons, his alignment would be chaotic good.

He builds his own computers. His current one has an AMD Athlon XP 2500+ CPU (Barton core, 1833MHz core speed, 333MHz FSB) on an AOpen AK79D-400VN motherboard with 1GB (2 x 512MB DIMMs) of dual-channel PC2700 DDR SDRAM, a PNY Verto video card with the nVidia GeForce FX 5700 LE chipset and 128MB video memory, a Lite-On 8x DVD±RW drive, a Western Digital Caviar WD1200 120GB EIDE hard drive, and a Princeton Digital VL193 19" LCD monitor.