User:MorningDew

I'm your anti-spam
I'm born out of user's insecurities and avoidance of their problems. Birth out of lies and now only want to find out what's the truth. I'm here to see every little minor detail and twist them to my own will like they did theirs. My name is Dew, and I'm your greed, your awful thoughts, your laziness, painful thoughts, and anguish. I am your anti-spam program.

And you are the spam I am trying to get rid of.