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Animals Against Humanity

A Rebellious Cause?
By Mollie ( ' u ' )

Boy Howdy!! I sure am glad I got out of that farm while I could! The current state of affairs over at the ol' Animal Farm is pretty.... tenuous. I'm writing this from my comfy ol' stable over at Willingdon, thankfully. By the time I was over with them bubs at the Animal Farm, cracks in their composed facade had begun to show. Strains between Snowball and Napoleon have since become more prevalent and they are now on the brink of a full out altercation!! Nothing I would ever get my dear self into. In my own humble opinion, Napoleon holds too much control over all them poor, misguided animals. He regularly threatens the overworked animals with the presence of his pesky dogs so they can never speak out against Napoleon's gross tyranny. I only have sympathy in my big heart for their indigent souls.

Back in my days on the farm, associating with humans was a bad thing. That's why I got kicked out, after all - for prancing around with bows on my head and ribbons on my hooves. I liked dressing up as such, but Napoleon and his pig cronies thought differently. They would've practically shoved my fanny straight out of those rusty farm gates if I hadn't gotten out of there when I done did. They're wolves in sheep's clothing, except... they're pigs.

Although, are they? Rumor has it that those pigs are enjoying themselves some comfy chairs and beds in the Jones manor, which, from what I remember, is a direct violation of commandment four. Those pigs are really soemthing else... something like human at this point.

Some days, when I'm grazing in the endless fields, my mind drifts back to "Animal" Farm. I wonder, was the initial rebellion worth it? After all Napoleon's hard work with teaching us how to read, write, and eventually attempt to walk on two legs, the farm ended up being right back where it started. The pigs became the new Mr. Jones, and the rest of the animals remained, well, animals. The entire rebellion was a huge circle that led right back to power. Power that no one wanted.