User:KermitsOnCrack

L0st C0rpse

One day, I was playing Pokémon Sword, I didn’t have the games, I was never really into Pokémon. My friend let me borrow his Nintendo Switch which was equipped with a custom purple-yellow contrast instead of the usual red and blue. I was scrolling through the list of games he had. One appealed to my eye. Pokémon Sword. I played the game. I started a new game because I didn’t want to mess around with my friend’s progression which was already saved. I spawned in our protagonist’s home. I completed the starting basics of the game. I was now at the point where you picked your starter. Grookey, Sobble, and Scorbunny. I chose Scorbunny because I love how bubbly and ecstatic he is. The rival, or my friend, Hop, chose Grookey for no particular reason. After a short battle, We travelled back to the house to do some mission. Wooloo had escaped to the Slumbering Weald or whatever it was called. (Basing this off my memory) We had to fight this overly powered Pokémon. The pokemon eventually defeated my Scorbunny leaving it restless, a little too restless. We tried to then leave the Weald but we couldn’t. The game kept bugging. Everytime we tried to leave, Scorbunny would lose a limb, ear or eye. Eventually Scorbunny became zombified after many failed attempts at escape. The Scorbunny somehow broke the game and managed to battle ME. Without any Pokémon, I had to just let the Scorbunny defeat me. The Scorbunny, after defeating me, changed it’s name to L0st C0rpse. The game froze, sort of like some intermission, and then the screen showed dialogue. Here’s what they said:

OC: I think we should commit suicide.

Hop: What- Why? I want to battle!

OC: Because I can’t fight anymore.

Hop: You have to.

OC: I don’t. All I have to do is d!e, and return to my Scorbunny. Then I can battle everyone I want. Even myself-

There were some graphic, hyper-realistic content as the character stabbed himself and spewed out blood.

Game: Your character has d!ed, You shall join him.

I turned off the Switch and backed into a corner in the room, My friend came back to check on me and ask me what’s wrong.

I said something along these lines: The game! It’s haunted. It’s real.

I eventually passed out. I woke up in the hospital. The last thing I could remember was a loud beep noise. The game had nearly killed me. L0st C0rpse wanted me to suffer the same fate it had, Almost like a revenge