User:EStop

Welcome to EStop's user page!



EStop is a button that crash-stops dangerous equipment before it explodes, or minces someone. This particular EStop is a laid-back, little-Englander who likes language, laughing and alliterations. EStop is sociable, spends half of his life wandering around with his head in the clouds, or soaring around with his whole body in the clouds in a glider; half of his life as a writer and admin of Uncyclopedia and the other half driving boats (when he is not being an EStop button, which is only about half the time).

EStop came to Uncyclopedia in 2015 as a ‘’port-of-refuge’’ after Facebook blanked him, Linkedin fired him, Match.com threatened a restraining order and Wikipedia decided he is idiotic, illiterate and ignorant. Seeing these as positive attributes for a potential Uncyclopedian, EStop was brought under Wikia’s wing — adopted and mentored by Uncyclopedia’s rogue bureaucrats.

EStop enjoys writing UnNews the most, muddling and misinterpreting current affairs. He strives for a unique angle on real events, and likes to stretch that angle as far as it will realistically go. He tries to give characters personality and depth in a daft, but convincing world, described within the serious frame of news reporting. He is not afraid of experimentation and a bit of “first hand journalism”, provided it can be related to real events. Now and again he even makes it work!

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