User:BoringDragon

''I am Boring Dragon! Mua-ha-ha! Ugh, no. I am totally NOT evil, thank you very much. I am actually quite nice, if you ask me. But also (of course) boring. I am so boring a guy fainted with boredom once. Sadly. I try to be better at being not-boring, but it is very, very hard, considering I was born to be boring (not evil). You see, my mommy was more boring than I. She always droned on about everything. Like me, as you can see. Drone, dragons, drone… Uh huh… If you were boring to everyone in the whole universe (and beyond), how would you feel? Well, I’D feel kinda SAD *chuckle*. Yep. Maybe not THAT sad, but a little sad. Yeah, that’s right. A LITTLE sad. WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I’m just kidding. A little sad. Anyway, here is a little interview someone, who was most definitely NOT boring, did with me:''


 * Q. Hello, Boring Dragon! My first question for you is, what do you like to do most?
 * A. Sulk.


 * Q. Ok…Well, what is your favorite animal?
 * A. Draco Boringus


 * Interesting! And then what is your favorite color?
 * A. Grey


 * Q. Lovely! I like grey, too! Now, what is your favorite book or book series?
 * A. The Boring Dragon of Boring Street


 * Q. Well, I have never heard of that book before, but if you like it, then I shall read it! What is your favorite movie?
 * A. The Boring Drgaon of Boring Street


 * Q. That made it into a movie?! I love when they do that! Ok, next question is…what is your job or profession?
 * A. Being boring


 * Q. I see… I hope this interview is not boring!!! Where do you wish to live?
 * A. Cave


 * Q. Caves are cool! I hiked in one recently! Do you have any pets?
 * No


 * Q. Me too. I do want a dog, though… Well, then let’s make the next question, do you want a pet?
 * A. Yes


 * Q. What type(s)???
 * A. Cockroach


 * Q. Ooh!!!!!! You could get one or some from my house! I have a lot of ones all crawling around! Do you want to?
 * A. No, it’s fine.


 * Q. Ah, ok! Well, they will always be here if you change your mind! Anyway, how has COVID-19 affected you? and do you have it?
 * A. It hasn’t affected me . And no, I don’t have it.