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The Funniest Warrior Cat Quotes Of All Time!

-"But the Clan cannot support Yellowfang. We have too many mouths to feed already." Darkstripe

(Whispering to Firepaw) "Yeah! And some of them are bigger than others!" Graypaw

-"What on earth did you do to please Tigerclaw- Fly?" Firepaw

-"Well,  I'm  more lopsided than a one-legged badger. I think I shall just have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just walk up to them and sit on them till they surrender." Graypaw

-"Keep your rear down, Ravenpaw, you look like a duck!" Tigerclaw

-"You mouse-brain! What are you doing in my territory?" Silverstream

"...Drowning?" Graystripe

"Can't you drown in your territory?!" Silverstream

"Ah, but who would save me there?" Graystripe

-"I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!" Graystripe

"But there aren't any blue squirrels." Fireheart

"Precisely!" Graystripe

-"Honestly! Do you toms do any thing but argue?" Feathertail

"It's what they do best." Tawnypelt

-"Great! Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them!" Jaypaw

-"You're not very sympathetic as a medicine cat." Birchfall

"I'm here to  heal  you. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery." Jaypaw

-"When Mousefur sounds nice and sweet, I'll really start worrying!" Jayfeather

-"At least we always know what Tigerheart is thinking." Flametail

"I bet you don't know what I'm thinking right now." Tigerheart

"No, but it won't be long before you blurt it out." Dawnpelt

-"Great! One medicine cat who can't see, and one who can't walk. Thunderclan will be invincible!" Jayfeather

-"I've got my warrior name too!" Crookedjaw

"Crookedjaw?" Bluestar

"How'd you guess?"

"Because your tail is still straight."

-"Welcome to our camp! Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile." Blackstar

"Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?" Lionblaze, under his breath