User:Dorissaxcc46

= Xwejhology =

What is xwejhology?
Before you start reading, the whole thing is not real on earth, and maybe real in an alternative universe, so it's made up from jokes. Xwejhology is a diverse term used to identify grandmas and grandpas to make cheese via beard itching.

There was a big history of xwejhology because 5 grandmas seek refuge in a room due to a war and they got bombed. Their ghosts are stuck to provide fellow cheesiologists with proofs that xwejhology exists. Let's dive right in the types of cheese they can make. We got so much evidences for proof like diapers, feces, birds near the granny death side. The locations of grannies where they exist are at: roseburg, cheese ville, vacuolle ville and the wild and some undiscovered xwejhological parts

Geraldium - cheese made by elederly men, a spore

Xwejhium - cheese made by elederly women, a bud

Xwejgium - 2 cheeses fermented together, bud and spore = xwejhium

Dixwejhium

Trixwejhium is more grandmas participating to make more moles of xwejhium

Godly cheese is trixwejgium, it is so much high in energy.

How to find chz/g:

Toes/Year

How to find the chz mole

1 chz mole = 2.1497 chz/g

How to see how much dm^3 is in the air, or how much xwejhs produce:

Chz mole * 22.4dm^3 = chz gas

A lower value in the air of 3.5 chz gas will cause hysteria and the grannies die due to infectious disease.

Everything is for entertainment purposes towards friends and communities

Remember, stay cheese and make cheese, we love cheese and the elderies.