User:Pyrofunniac

Pyrofunniac is an awesome fire immortal with the ability to firebend. Pyrofunnic's family is com plicated  and varied causing a lot of confusion. Pyrofunniac is a genderless, polisexual, and  poliamourous  being w ho loves to love resulting in a vast amount of both children and lovers. It was recently discovered that Pyrofunn iac is Hook's only legitimate child. Pyrofunniac was originally a triplet, so he had two siblings, Aries and Sagittarius, who died under very suspicious circumstances, yet no evidence has been found. Pyrofunniac's only other sibling is a bunny, Bunnian Jones, Hook's adopted son, and Pyro's nemesis. Pyro's mother is a mysterious "Goddess of something" whose identity has not been revealed. Although Pyro constantly complains about her bad parenting, the only thing that is know about his mother is that she too has firebending abilities, and that she is the daughter of Hades and Poli (The Devil). Pyrofunniac has the ability to shapeshift into any creature; however felines come more naturally to pyro. Pyrofunniac is THE ALL FATHER meaning that Pyro was the creator of the Universe along with THE ALL MOTHER (Ur.momma). In addition Pyro is CrazyKitten's and KittyOfDarkness's Sire. Pyrofunniac also had a child with ImNormalISwear named Awkwardo, and adopted Amused and CrazySean in 2015. It is rumor that Pyrofunniac has had many more illegitimate children spread through out history including Napoleon  Bonaparte, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler.

Pyrofunniac joined the Smosh Pit commenters May 20, 2014 and has re mained an active member ever since.

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