User:Mistyerisa

Mistyerisa (born Joseph Massive Mercy Cock September 11th ???? - April 20th 2450) is an amateur fandom editor, a comedian, and has a high talent of swimminga cross the Congo River, and writer of two great novels "Big Pussy" and "Cotton Sodomy", he rose through the ranks as one of the colonels loyal to Muammar

Gaddafi,

Early Life
Joseph Massive Mercy Cock was born in Lake Fletcher, Nova Scotia, Canada along with 2 brothers and a father named Jimmy Jungle Bone Cock, who was a Gulf War veteran blessed with immortality and infinite breeding, and born to a middle income family, at 5 years old he sodomized his teacher in a kindergarten with a hockey stick and often had severe constipation, and had an accident while swimming in Lake Fletcher, saying he was enlightened by a god named Silento Leak, one of the greatest gods to ever ascend the Earth, and aided the Natives to flee to the mountains.

Joseph Massive Mercy had an aggressive behavior and was diagnosed with Ligma, a very serious disorder, and when he was 11 years old in a fit of rage, burned down a shopping mall and got away with little to no evidence of the perpetrator.

Joseph Massive Mercy along with his family moved to the United States of America, there his crazed addiction for violence began as he didn't get used to his surroundings in the United States, and scared off every neighbour that encountered him.

Education
Joseph Massive Mercy Cock learned in Auschwitz Elementary School and learned the basics of education, and had higher maths, even though he had built up a massive bad reputation in school, he also learned to write and use items with both hands and was nor right handed or left handed.

Joseph Massive Mercy graduated from highschool and ended up in college, and he was too poor to afford a college dorm so he sometimes slept outside college and in forests, sometimes writing things in his journal and sexually harassing women he invited to his trailer home.

Marriage
Joseph Massice Mercy met Janice Farn Mace in a park near his trailer home, and Janice became his girlfriend, and both the two were married and Joseph fucked her pussy so much she gave birth to 7 kids, and bought a small but affordable suburban house in Minnesota, and pyshically abused the children.

After the kids grew up and moved out of the house, Janice passed away due to natural causes at a respectable age, and this upset Joseph Massice Mercy, and awaken Joseph's horrible past, which caused him to turn violent.

Sexual harassment allegations
There were sexual harassment allegation lawsuits by several women who were sexually assaulted in his trailer home when he was studying in college, one woman stated that Joseph sexually harassed and assaulted her in the trailer and brutally raped her. Several women also sent sexual harassment allegations but all of them went silent after a day of meeting Joseph.

The allegations stopped after Joseph's terror on the women he sexually harassed occured, killing all of them except for their families, and because of no evidence whatsoever, the lawsuits dropped.

First Appearance
His first appearance began in 2003, after his wifes death and the death of several other women who exposed Joseph's true colours, when he abandoned everything including his belongings and several other credit cards to illegally cross into Ba'athist Iraq.

Joseph intended to cross Iraq to see the things his father had accomplish to free such a nation, and only saw the U.S invasion, this angered Joseph and so began his arab nationalism, which he killed a U.S soldier and impersonated as him to avoid suspicion.