User blog:That Lamborghini Guy/Greeting message

Hey! Does anyone know how I could create a template greeting message that goes on my userpage? I want it to work like "Good (time [afternoon], [day], [night], [evening], [morning]), [username looking at page]!"

I'm guessing the time settings especially would be VERY complicated. Any ideas? Guy A (Junior) - That Ferrari Guy (talk) 16:47, January 7, 2016 (UTC)