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Lady, Rosie and the fruitful day
It was a lovely day On Sodor. Rosie was pleased with herself. her hair looked sleekly in the sun. she reached the food court just as Lady came by with an army of ninjas attacking her. Rosie was being her self.

Rosie: What are you doing here Lady? Fatty has been waiting for his food for 10 seconds!

Lady: I know. These ninjas have been giving me a problem all morning.

Rosie: That’s no excuse Lady. Ninjas are supposed to give you trouble cause they’re awesome. Now I have to go somewere.

And Rosie went on her way.

Lady: (Muttering) Narcissistic pansy.

Lady arrived at the docks. It was fruit day. There was a lot of fruit to go to markets. Lady got some crates and went off. On the way, she saw Thomas and Toby.

Rosie: Really reliable! That’s me! Pity the same can’t be said for Lady. Goodbye.

And Rosie left.

Toby: Now what in the name of Captain Underpants was that all about?

Thomas: That was trouble.

Toby: Really? I always thought her name was Rosie.

Thomas: No Toby! That was Rosie about to get into trouble.

Toby: Well why didn’t you say so earlier so we could skip this bad joke?

Thomas: I have no idea.

Meanwhile, Lady was in the bathroom. sHe soon got a phone call.

Lady: So Rosie got stuck in mud. Lady to the rescue.

So Lady ran off soon she saw that James was on the ground in mud. she looked like a midget. Lady laughed.

Lady: (Laughing) Looks like you’re in a bit of a “Jam” eh Rosie? A “Sticky” situation if I do say so myself.

Rosie: (Mad) SHUT UP, It’s not funny.

Lady: And not really reliable either. I’m surprised you let this happen Rosie. Nothing should stop us.

Rosie: Now are you going to deliver this fruit for me or stand there and make fun of me all day?

Lady: Well that last thought sounds like fun. But, I’d better make up for lost time. One more thing.

Rosie: What?

Lady messed up Rosies’ hair.

Rosie: HEY! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!

Lady: I have always wanted to do that. Take that you pansy! Now to leave before I die.

Rosie: When I get out of this mud Lady, you are so dead!

But Lady was long gone. Then she hit a hole in the road and got covered in fruit. she looked like a snowman made out of fruit. Fatty waddled over.

Fatty: Lady, you are not to blame for the hole. But I DON’T run a fruitman factory.

Percy: Yes sir I mean no sir.

And Lady went to get clean. That night, Rosie and Lady felt sorry for themselves. And they had no more arguments after that. (For now).

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