User blog:ANightDazingZoroark/The 50 Rules of Pokemon

I don`t know why am I doing this here. I mean, this blog is related to Pokemon, but I decided that these 50 rules shall stay here. You can just add some more rules at the comments! Here they are:
 * 1) Worship the creator and alpha Pokémon Arceus
 * 2) Genwunners are blind, for they do not see the goodness of all other gens
 * 3) People who only know Pikachu are not fans
 * 4) Play Pokémon anywhere you go
 * 5) You shall not ride your bike indoors
 * 6) You shall not run unless you are wearing running shoes
 * 7) Do not be ashamed of loving Pokémon
 * 8) Always have an HM slave in your party
 * 9) Do not Google “Rule 34 Gardevoir” or any of the sort
 * 10) Do not use a Thunder Stone on a Pikachu
 * 11) Always stock up on repels
 * 12) The gym is not for doing workouts
 * 13) Always mash “A” when at a Pokémon center
 * 14) Omastar is NOT a god
 * 15) Bidoof is NOT a god
 * 16) You shall have no other game before Pokémon
 * 17) Do covet your friend`s version-exclusive Pokémon
 * 18) Do not hate your friend`s favorite Pokemon
 * 19) There is no rest. You must always battles
 * 20) For every Pikachu there is a clone of it
 * 21) If there is no Pikaclone, it will be created
 * 22) Play ROM hacks that use the Pokémon games as a base
 * 23) Give your rival a bad name
 * 24) PETA is blind, for they never understand the true definition of Pokemon
 * 25) Mega Evolution is AWESOME!!!!!
 * 26) Z-moves are AWESOME!!!!!
 * 27) Pidgeot is NOT our savior
 * 28) Have at least one legendary Pokémon in your party
 * 29) Sacrifice your best Pokemon to make space for a legendary
 * 30) Do NOT kill a legendary
 * 31) Do not say “Pokaymans”
 * 32) Charmander is the best starter
 * 33) Your starter is the best Pokémon in your team
 * 34) Do not stop playing the games
 * 35) Wear headphones while visiting Lavender Town
 * 36) You shall have no fossil other than the Helix fossil
 * 37) Always use a Pokemon while playing Super Smash Bros
 * 38) Rare candies are the best items
 * 39) Rattata kills all
 * 40) It`s raining. Don`t use an umbrella
 * 41) It`s sunny. Don`t take off your clothes
 * 42) It`s snowing. Don`t wear a coat
 * 43) There`s a sandstorm. Don`t wear a mask
 * 44) Do not waste your Masterball on a weak Pokemon
 * 45) There is a drink. Do not drink it
 * 46) There is a $1m bike. Buy it
 * 47) There is a $1m Slowpoke Tail. Buy it and eat it
 * 48) Always use Muks and Electrodes against genwunners
 * 49) Klefkis, Garbadors, and Vanilites should be defended from genwunners at all times
 * 50) Whoever dares oppose Lord Arceus shall be banished to the Distortion World and suffer the wrath of Giratina