User:DefinitelyNotSasquatch

Hello Everyone

Despite what you may think, I am NOT Sasquatch. I am NOT a hairy ape-like creature believed by some people to exist in the northwestern United States and western Canada. I do NOT represent the North American counterpart of the Himalayan region’s monster, the Abominable Snowman, or Yeti.

I am NOT a primate ranging from 6 to 15 feet tall, standing erect on two feet while moving silently through the woods. Also, I do NOT emit a high-pitched cry and my footprints do NOT measure up to 24 inches in length and 8 inches in width.

It is wonderful to meet you all.