User:Awesomereesee

About me
Hey, I'm a 15 year old unabashadly immature and pretentious Brilliant But Lazy "ethnic" white autistic girl who fricking dyed her hair purple with low standards and a screwed up sense of humor who's not born ready from San Antonio (though still a New Yorker at heart and my parents came from there), I like Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks (most of the time, (cough Shark Tale cough)), A24, Memes, Cartoons, Anime, Marvel, Bad movies (to the point my avatar is the Gwen from The Misty Green Sky) (and especially Neil Breen's movies, Clifford (The Martin Short movie), Tiptoes, Bee Movie, Cats, Foodfight, The Last Vampire On Earth, Mac And Me, Scales, Kazaam, Nine Lives, Quigley, Gooby, Hop, Kangaroo Jack, Nothing But Trouble, Theodore Rex, Sleeopver, The Trump Prophecy, Cool Cat Saves The Kids, The Room, Santa With Muscles, Love On A Leash, A Talking Cat (as well as David DeCoteau's filmography in general), Junior, A Sound Of Thunder, the usual crap Saberspark, Phelous and similar youtubers review and Oh Heavenly Dog), Retro stuff, Pizza, Cute Animals, Monsters, Alamo Drafthouse, pissing people off, and movies in general. My favorite youtubers are Saberspark, RebelTaxi, Lindsay Ellis, Jenny Nicholson, LS Mark, Dan Olson, Whang, Walrusguy, Blameitonjorge and Phelous. Aspiring actress/filmmaker/comedian/Nothing Lasts Forever bootlegger/hack. Permanently banned from TV Tropes. Also on a quest to find out what happened to The Adventures Of Bunny Bravo (may even create a Lost Media Wiki page on it). May be a bisexual furry. Cosmic Book News is the worst source for superhero movies (as well as sci fi movies in general, in fact the website makes me ashamed for being part of the superhero/sci fi community). #1 Tiptoes and Oh Heavenly Dog historian/stan. INFP. Former drama causer, but not anymore (though I still accidentally cause drama with a certain Reddit user I should not name). My favorite non Fandom wiki is Lost Media Wiki. My least favorite wikis on any platform are the Reception Wikis and Wage's World. Member of what Cosmic Book News calls Kevin Feige's zombie audience for having a different opinion than him and proud of it. Waiting for somebody to enlighten me for thinking The Last Jedi is a good movie and not liking Joker (I found it more mediocre is anything). Has no modicum of taste. Opinion criminal. Trapped in an love/hate relationship with Max The Movie Guy. Release the butthole cut of Cats. Release the Lord/Miller cut of Solo. Release the McNally cut of Kangaroo Jack. Release the Liman cut of Chaos Walking. Release the Wedge cut of Monster Trucks. Release the Craven cut of Cursed. Release the Gaghan cut of Dolittle. Release the Schumacher cut of Batman Forever. Release the Hill cut of Supernova. Release the R and NC 17 rated cuts of Mrs Doubtfire. Save Nimona. Save KJ Schrock. SJW Disney shill piece of 💩. Anti Gamergate, Cosmicgate, and Animegate and proud of it. Local celebrity in my community. Gryffindor. Does not exist according to a Letterboxd list. Candidate for stupidest person with an above average IQ (but Owen Benjamin is preventing me from getting it). Few fries short of discovering the alternate universe where Chevy Chase was in The Shining, Indiana Jones and Forrest Gump. Unironically prefers when Joaquin Phoenix did artsy fartsy hipster trash like Her, Inherent Vice and The Master. Will make an argument when discussing Steven Spielberg's filmography that 1941 and AI are better than Ready Player One. Get woke go woke is a lie.

Tropes regarding my life
Adorkable: Occasionally

All Of The Other Reindeer: A bit scared of being this at my social club

Big Eater: Occasinally

Bile Fascination: I have this a lot

Brilliant, But Lazy: Of course

Character Development: Been trying to be more assertive recently

Cloudcuckoolander: Having such straits in earlier years seems to run in my family from my mother's side

Deadpan Snarker: Oh yeah

The Ditherer: Oh yeah

Driven To Madness: Me after I watched The Trump Prophecy

Fatal Flaw: The need to be liked and fit in

Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: Responsible to my younger brother's foolish

Flyover Country: I live in Texas

The Friend Nobody Likes: Has a fear of being one at my social club

Heroic Self Deprecation: Do it a lot, even if my mom disaproves

I Hate Past Me: I unironically wanted to see Norm Of The North when it came out and actually liked the 2013 Walking With Dinosaurs movie when I was younger, yeah, though doing stuff like defending Zoe Quinn and The Last Jedi would probably mean to some people I haven't matured

In Name Only: My dream version of Cats And Dogs lol

Locked Out Of The Loop: Didn't know about Mozart999 becoming nuetral on Trolls until I made a joke about Trolland

Mistaken For Racist: Has had incidents, like when I almost bleached my clothes and towels

Mysterious Infromat: To the Slimehouse podcast

Real Dreams Are Weirder: I could write a book about it, here's a google docs based on versions of movies in my dreams: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JR_LIkYDyOiok1SzX2n9QbMenhIvTgWFlagIaOqPbLQ/edit

The Scrappy: Haves some and secret rivals at my Social Club

Sweet Tooth: Not afraid to chow down on Skittles, mainly on road trips

Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza and Whataburger, on the drinks side, Apple And Eve and Sprite

Troll: Ocassionally, unfortunately, just ask Mozart999

Movies I wanna make in the future cause I'm weird
(the films will hopefully be animated in a style that resembles a mix of Spider Man Into The Spiderverse/The Mitchells Vs The Machines, The Iron Giant, classic Disney films, Pixar, Dreamworks, Laika, Don Hertfield's cartoons, Adult Swim cartoons, Wes Anderson's animated films, Terry Gilliam's art, Jorge R Gutierrez's cartoons, Jim Henson's puppetry, Studio Ghibli, and Rick Baker's make-up effects (namely for non-human characters))

The Christmas Skippers, got the idea when watching Christmas With The Kranks. Will ideally be Get Out meets Christmas With The Kranks and Hot Fuzz

For Teh Lulz, parody of internet horror movies (namely Feardotcom, Smiley and Chain Letter), got the idea from watching Phelous's reviews of them

Go Viral, dark comedy psychological body horror about a scientist experimenting with mysterious alien parasites who slowly goes insane after participating in a groundbreaking experiment on some dogs and believes them to be the next step in evolution

Adventure Island, adventure about a group of scientists who, after some giant insects mysteriously wash up on the coast of Honululu, go to an island seeminlgy in the middle of nowhere to investiagate

Arlo Finch, trilogy based on the books of the same name by John August (don't worry, I'll try to make sure it's not like a certain OTHER YA adaptation that's acronymns are AF

Born Standing Up, film adaptation of the autobiography by Steve Martin

Untitled filmmaking project

The Pleasure of my Company, film adaptation of the book by Steve Martin

One Trick Pony, film adaptation of the book by Nathan Hale

Untitled post apocalyse movie

Sam The Songbird, musical about a songbird who was raised by a theatre owner

The Thief Of Always, adaptation of the book by Clive Barker

Migration, if you took every road movie you ever loved and have the main characters consist of birds, you'd get this movie

Untitled parallel universe project, based on ideas weird ideas that have shown up in my head

Escape From China, satirical movie about a Bear who's a parody of Winnie The Pooh and his friends (including but not limited to parodies of the rest of the Pooh Gang and a talking Jasmine Flower) who have to escape from a Chinese prison and save the world from China

Raiders Of The Lost Movies, comedy action adventure thriller movie about a couple of film students on the run after finding copies of lost movies on a road trip

The Gecko, idea came from a Gecko that keeps showing up on my dad's car

Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, Fairy Tale comedy about a wolf who decides to change, then becomes a sheep, then has to team up with a characters he'd usually eat

Untitled Animal Transformation movie, don;t even know

Movies with the Awesomereesee Seal Of Approval (alphabetical order) (work in progress)
9 To 5 (Find it funny that Disney owns it now do to one scene)

10 Things I Hate About You (the only real Joker origin story)

12 Angry Men

12 Monkeys

12 Years A Slave

21 Jump Street

22 Jump Street

50/50

101 Dalmatians (1961)

300

500 Days Of Summer

2001: A Space Oddesey

A Clockwork Orange

A Nightmare On Elm Street

Adventureland

The Adventures Of Mark Twain (I would be traumatized as a kid lol)

AI Artificial Intelligience

Akira

Aladdin (1992)

Alien

Aliens

All Dogs Go To Heaven

All The President's Men

Almost Famous

Amadeus (thanks Mozart999)

American Psycho (hey look! girls can do filmbro movies!)

An American Werewolf In London

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

Annihilation

Anomalisa

Apocalypse Now

Apollo 13

Arrival

Army Of The Dead

Arthur Christmas

The Avengers

Avengers Age Of Ultron

Avengers Endgame

Avengers Infinity War

The Babadook (Australia's #1 gay icon)

Babe

Bad Black

Bad Trip (I don't know why but I have this conspiracy theory about the film that the leaking on Amazon Prime was a warning about Amazon's acquisition of MGM)

Baby Driver

Back To The Future

Back To The Future Part 2

Back To The Future Part 3

Balto

Bambi

Barbie A Fashion Fairytale

Barbie And The Diamond Castle

Barbie And The Three Musketeers

Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper

Barbie In The 12 Dancing Princesses

Barbie Princess Charm School

Batman (1989)

Batman Returns

Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Bee Movie

Beetlejuice

Big Fish And Begonia

Big Hero 6

The Big Lebowski

The Big Sick

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill And Ted Face The Music

Birdman

The Birds

BlacKkKlansman

Black Panther

Black Swan

Blade Runner

Blade Runner 2049

Blazing Saddles

Blindspotting

The Blues Brothers

Blue Velvet

Bo Burnham: Inside

Bolt

Boogie Nights

The Book Of Life

Booksmart

Borat

Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm (wish we could get more dumb comedies that inaverdently expose politicians and casually say the protagonist killed lots of people)

Bowfinger

The Boy And The Beast

Boy And The World

Boyhood

Boyz In The Hood

Brazil

Brick

Bridesmaids

Burning

Cabin In The Woods

Caddyshack

Call Me By Your Name

Can You Ever Forgive Me

Captain Marvel (please don't kill me)

Captain Underpants

Carrie (1976)

Catch Me If You Can

Cats Don't Dance

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Chasing Amy (but why is the writer of the Minions movie in this)

Children Of Men

Cinderella (1950)

Citizen Kane

Clerks

Clerks 2

Close Encounters Of The The Third Kind

Clue

Coco

Coraline

Crazy Rich Asians

Creed

Creed 2

The Dark Crystal

The Dark Knight

Dazed And Confused

Deadpool

Deadpool 2

The Death Of Stalin

Despicable Me (but not Minions)

Die Hard

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

The Disaster Artist

District 9

Django Unchained

Doctor Strange

Donnie Darko

Don't Look Now (I still can't get over THAT video that put Angry Birds being right wing propaganda below THAT SCENE)

Doubt

Do The Right Thing

Drive

Dr No

Dumb And Dumber

Dunkirk

Ed Wood

Edge Of Tomorrow

Elf

Eigth Grade

The Elephant Man

The Emporer's New Groove

Eraserhead

Escape From New York

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

ET The Extra Terrestrial (own a toy I stole from Area 51)

The Exorcist

Ever After

The Fantastic Mr Fox

Fantasia

The Farewell

Fateful Findings

The Favourite

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

The Fifth Element

Fighting With My Family

Fight Club (it's a gay romcom and you can't judge me for it)

The Final Exit Of The Disciples Of Ascencia

Finding Nemo

Flash Gordon

Fletch

The Florida Project

The Fly

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forrest Gump

The Fountain

Freaky Friday

The Fox And The Hound

Full Metal Jacket

Fury

Game Night

Gerald's Game

Get Out

Ghostbusters

The Godfather

The Godfather Part 2

Godzilla (1954)

Godzilla (2014)

Goldfinger

Gone Girl (the best Madea movie)

Goodfellas

Good Will Hunting

The Goonies

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Gravity

The Green Mile

The Great Mouse Detective

Gremlins

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Groundhog Day

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2

Halloween (1978)

Halloween (2018)

Hamilton

Harry Potter

Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy 2

Hellraiser

Hell Or High Water

Her (yes I prefer when Joquin Phoenix was doing artsy fartsy hipster trash like this)

Hereditary

Hocus Pocus

Horrible Bosses (I to would have thoughts of killing a boss if he looked like Kevin Spacey)

Hot Fuzz

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon 2

How To Train Your Dragon 3

Hugo

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1996)

The Hunger Games

Hustlers

Ice Age

I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore

If Beale Street Could Talk

Inception

The Incredibles

Incredibles 2

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

Inglourious Basterds

I Lost My Body

Inherent Vice (see what I said about Her)

Innerspace

Inside Out

In The Heights

Interstellar

The Irishman

The Iron Giant

Iron Man

Iron Man 3

Isle Of Dogs

I Tonya

IT

It's A Wonderful Life

It's Such A Beautiful Day (why am I caring this much about a stick figure)

Jaws

The Jerk

Jerry Maguire

Joe Vs The Volcano

John Wick

John Wick: Chapter 2

John Wick: Parabellum

Jojo Rabbit

Jumanji The Next Level

Jumanji Welcome To The Jungle

Jurassic Park

Kill Bill

Klaus

Klute

Knives Out

King Kong

Kong Skull Island

Kubo And The Two Strings

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda 2

Kung Fu Panda 3

Lady Bird

La La Land

Legally Blonde (oh yeah I own that dog but white with black stripe-spots)

The Legend Of Hei

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie 2

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

The Lighthouse

Lilo And Stitch

Lincoln

The Lion King (1994)

The Little Mermaid

Little Shop Of Horrors

Little Woman (2019)

Logan (the only Logan to stan)

Logan Lucky

Looper

Lord Of The Rings

The Lost Boys (bat nip-)

Lost Highway

Love And Monsters

Love On A Leash

Love Simon

Luca

Lupin III The First (dammit this is how Japan should do CGI)

Madagascar

Madagascar 2 (Moto Moto likes me)

Madagascar 3

Mad Max: Fury Road

Magic Mike

Magic Mike XXL

Magnolia

Mandy

The Man Who Fell To Earth

Marriage Story

Marry Poppins

The Martian

The Matrix

The Master (this film is actually about {redacted})

Matilda

Mean Girls

Men In Black (cue Nine Lives)

Megamind (Minion is the true Minions and you can't question my grammar)

Midsommar

Minari

Minority Report

Misery (damn I've seen people online who'd unironically do this without a thought)

Mission Impossible: Fallout (Henry Cavill's musta-)

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

The Mitchells Vs The Machines

Moana

The Monkey King (1961)

Monsters Inc

Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Moonlight

Moonrise Kingdom

Moonstruck

Mother! (2017)

Mr Peabody And Sherman

Mrs Doubtfire

Mulan

Mulholland Drive

Munich

The Muppet Movie

The Muppets

My Neighbor Tortoro

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vacation

Nezha (2019)

Nezha Conquers The Dragon King

The Nice Guys

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Nobody

No Country For Old Men

Nomadland

North By Northwest

Office Space

Okja

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

The One I Love

One Night In Miami

Onward

Over The Hedge

Pacific Rim

Padak

Paddington

Paddington 2

Palm Springs

Pan's Labyrinth

Paprika

Parasite

The Parralax View

The Peanuts Movie

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

The Penguins Of Madagascar

Perfect Blue

A Personal History Of David Copperfield

Peter Pan

Phantom Thread

Pi

Pitch Perfect

Pink Floyd's The Wall (If the Nostalgia Critic's parody of it is a love letter according to him, then I'm going to write a love letter to Smiley)

Pinocchio (1940)

Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping

Portrait Of A Lady On Fire

The Post

Planes Trains And Automobiles

Psycho

The Prince Of Egypt

The Princess Bride

Princess Mononoke

Punch Drunk Love

Pulp Fiction

Puss In Boots

A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place Part 2

Ralph Breaks The Internet

Rango

Ratatoullie

Raya And The Last Dragon

Re Animator

Requim For A Dream

Resevoir Dogs

Rio

Rocky

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Roma

Room

The Room

Saving Private Ryan (frick the Weinsteins)

Sausage Party

Say Anything

Schindler's List

School Of Rock

Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Scream (1996)

Scream 2

Selma

Serenity (2005)

Seven

The Shape Of Water

Shaun Of The Dead

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun The Sheep: Famageddon

The Shawshank Redemption

Shazam (not the non existent Sinbad movie)

The Shining (Gooby's first gig!)

Short Term 12

Shrek

Shrek 2

The Silence Of The Lambs

The Simpsons Movie

Singing In The Rain

The Sixth Sense

Skyfall

Sleeping Beauty

Snowpiercer (frick the Weinsteins harder)

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Sorry To Bother You

Soul

Sound Of Metal

The Sound Of Music

South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut

Spider Man (2002)

Spider Man 2

Spider Man Homecoming (cue me being killed)

Spider Man Into The Spiderverse

Spirited Away

Spirit Stallion Of The Cimarron

Splash

The Spongebob Movie

Spongebob: Sponge Out Of Water

Spontaneous

Spy (2015)

The Social Network

Stand By Me

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek Beyond

Star Trek First Contact

Star Trek The Search For Spock

Star Trek The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek The Voyage Home

Star Trek The Wrath Of Khan

Star Wars A New Hope

Star Wars Return Of The Jedi

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars The Force Awakens

Star Wars The Last Jedi (you can kill me about it)

Steven Universe The Movie

Straight Outta Compton

Superbad

Superman (1978)

Superman 2

Tangerine

Tarzan (1999) (add joke about my dream version)

Taxi Driver

The Terminator

The Terminator 2 Judgement Day

Thelma And Louise

There Will Be Blood

They Live

The Thing

This Is Spinal Tap

Thor

Thor Ragnorok

Thunder Road

Time Bandits

Top Gun

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 4

Trading Places

Trainwreck (run from me; please)

Treasure Planet

Tron

Tropic Thunder

The Truman Show

Twisted Pair

Us

Vertigo

Wallace And Gromit: Curse Of The Were Rabbit

Wall E

Wasteland (2019)

Watchmen

Watership Down

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

West Side Story (1961)

Whiplash

What We Do In The Shadows (why did you have to predict the Cats movie)

Where The Wild Things Are

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Killed Captain Alex

The Willoughbys

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (oh yeah I love both versions f8 me)

The Witches (1990)

The Wizard Of Oz

The Wolf Of Snow Hollow

The Wolf Of Wall Street (where's the part about him funding a cruddy Hulk Hogan christmas movie tho; that actually happened look it up)

Wolfwalkers

Wonder Woman

Wonder

The World's End

Wreck It Ralph

The Wrestler

Uncut Gems

Up

Yellow Submarine

Young Frankenstein

Zoolander

Zootopia

Upcoming movies I want to see
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Action Man

The Amazing Maurice

A Mutt's Tale

Apollo 10 1/2

Are You There God It's me Margaret

Ares

Back To The Outback

The Bad Guys

Barbie

The Batman

The Beta Test

Black Knight

Black Widow

Blazing Samurai (even if info on the production is kinda sus)

Bros

Candyman

The Cat In The Hat

Chesire Crossing (I just want to see the surprisinlgy good writing without the hilariously bad art)

Chip And Dale Rescue Rangers

Cinderella

Clue

COSMOS

DC League Of Super Pets

Dear Evan Hansen

Disappointment Blvd (just going to say the following thing to piss of The Critical Drinker and fans, but IMO Midsommar >>>>>>>>>> Joker)

Doctor Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness

Dog Man

Don Quixote

Dragonkeeper

Dune

Dungeons And Dragons

Enchanto

Escape From Hat

Eternals

Extinct

Finch

Fixed

Flash Gordon

The Flash

Free Guy

The French Dispatch

Funko

Ghostbusters Afterlife

A Potential GI Joe/Micronauts/Visionaires Knights Of The Magic Light/MASK/ROM The Spaceknight crossover

The Good House

The Gray Man

Green Knight

Halloween Ends

Halloween Kills

Harbringer

He Man And The Masters Of The Universe

Hotel Transylvania Transformania (I don't care about how the Invisible Man looks sorry)

Household Pests

The Ice Dragon

Inspector Gadget

Jack Blue

John Wick: Chapter 4

Jungle Cruise

Killers Of The Flower Moon

Koati

K Pop Demon Hunters

Knives Out 2

Last Night In Soho

Lightyear

The Little Mermaid (sorry, I don't care about the races of mermaids)

Little Nicholas

Lord Of The Rings: The War Of The Rohirrim

Luck

Lucky

The Many Saints Of Newark

MASK

Mice And Mystics

Micronauts

Minecraft

Monument Valley

Next Goal Wins

Noah's Ark

No Time To Die

Oh Hell No

Old

Perlimps

Peter Pan And Wendy

Pinocchio (live action disney movie)

Pinocchio (netflix movie)

Puss In Boots The Last Wish

Rainbow Serpent

Red Notice

Red Rocket

Redwall

Reminiscence

The Repossesion

ROM The Spaceknight

Ron's Gone Wrong (Do your best, Locksmith)

Scream

Shang Chi And The Legend Of The Seven Rings

Shazam 2

The Shrinking Of Treehorn

Snake Eyes

Snotty Boy (the Barnyard sequel we all need)

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Soggy Bottom

Space Camp

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Spider Man Into The Spiderverse 2

Sputnik's Guide To Life On Earth

Star Wars: The Rogue Squadron

Stray Dogs

Strays

Stress Zero

The Sword In The Stone

The Suicide Squad

Tao

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Thor Love And Thunder

The Tiger's Apprentice

Tower Of Terror

Thundercats

Tick Tick Boom

Top Gun: Maverick

Toto

Twisted Pair 2

Turning Red

Tut

Ultraman

Undercover

Under The Boardwalk

Unfrosted

Vivo

Warrior Cats

The Whale

White Snake 2

Wendell And Wild

West Side Story

Whistler Camp

Willy Wonka

Yokai Samba

Zero