User:CherryChaplin



= Artissimo Valiano (Conspiracy Theory/Modern Urban Legend) =

Summary:
Artissimo Valiano - the legendary Holy Roman Emperor, Lion Of Rome, and Savior of the Nations. Artissimo Valiano is a modern urban legend/conspiracy theory stemming from ancient folklore and real historical figures. Valiano is described as an interdimensional time-traveling archangel, considered one of the five great archangels described in the biblical scriptures. He is said to be the benevolent puppetmaster of Europe, the Grandmaster of the Most Sacred and Ancient Order of the Victorious Sun, and engaged in a thousand-year-long war against the Reptilians, Ancient Aliens, Anunnaki, and Illuminati.

Valiano sits upon the High Throne of Heaven and ranks at the very top of the angelic hierarchy serving as the Prince of Heaven, King of the Angels, and Master of the Archangels. Artissimo Valiano (with the angelic name of Jupiter Sanguinius) is the greatest and most powerful of all angels, only tied in terms of strength, with Saint Michael the Archangel. Valiano is also regarded as a great warrior and brilliant swordsman, famously defeating the devil in personal combat. His military genius can not go unmentioned, as he has never lost a battle, and often smashes armies anywhere from twenty to a hundred times his number with minimal losses. According to legend, Artissimo Valiano leads the wild hunt across the skies hunting demonic hordes and monsters in his free time.

Valiano serves as the Archangel of Art, Royalty, & Power. The Emperor is widely hailed as the champion of freedom and protector of liberty. Patron of Rome & LandChads. He is often associated with Victory, Success, Prosperity, Physical Beauty, Wealth, Health, and Happiness. Artissimo Valiano is also hailed as the most beautiful of all the angels, nicknamed "the Golden One." He holds a longstanding reputation as a bon-vivant debonair enjoying romantic relationships with many strikingly beautiful women. Among the Archangels, Valiano is regarded as the most charming, charismatic, and beloved. He is rumored to possess a 790 IQ, Artistic Genius, and an incalculable angelic intelligence. In the modern-day, Artissimo Valiano is said to live as a billionaire philanthropist and world-famous artist in a lavish castle located in the French Alps.

Some of the Holy Roman Emperor's most notable feats: Slaying the Gnostic Demiurge and wiping out the Archons; Slaying Leviathan (the Multiversal Serpent), & Defeating Satan in personal combat.

Titles:
"Behold! By the Grace of God, His Holy and Imperial Majesty, Emperor Artissimo Valiano the First with the Angelic Name of Jupiter Sanguinius, the Divine Optochad, the Gigachad of Gigachads, the Chad of All Chads, Alpha of All Alphas, Sigma of All Sigmas, Emperor of Emperors, King of Kings, Honorary Brother of Christ, Crown of the High Throne of Heaven, Prince of Heaven, King of the Angels, Master of the Archangels, Lord of the Seraphim, Holy Roman Emperor, LandChad of the Planet Venus, Lion of Rome, Savior of the Nations, Prince of Stars, Glory of God, Nobility of Heaven, First of the Angelic Graces, Pride of the Celestial Kingdom, the Golden One, the Noble One, Artistic Genius of the Universe, Champion of Freedom, Protector of Liberty, & the Sword of Righteousness."

Description:
The Emperor stands at a colossal six feet and seven inches tall. He is blessed with an eternally youthful appearance, resembling a man in his mid-twenties. He boasts a muscular and athletic physique with fair to light olive skin. Women across the stars are said to be entranced by his piercing violet eyes. Everywhere he goes, Valiano radiates a miraculous golden aura and supernatural beauty.

Artissimo Valiano is rumored to possess supernatural abilities and magical powers. It is said that Artissimo Valiano is the most gifted artist on the planet and that his artworks themselves contain magical properties. It is believed his paintings can trigger psychedelic experiences, bring about good fortune, and manifest positive energy. According to legend, hidden symbols and esoteric messages that lie in his artworks can predict the future. After Artissimo Valiano's heroic sacrifice saving the world from a major reptilian invasion, he was blinded by the Reptilian King Saloc the Betrayer. Despite this, Artissimo Valiano's love of art could not be culled and he continued to paint. Artissimo Valiano gained the legendary reputation of the 100% Blind Artist. Valiano uses his telepathic and magical abilities to see, and therefore paint. Valiano's artworks can trigger orgastic euphoria and spiritual transcendence. Artissimo Valiano's artworks are synonymous with luxury, elegance, magnificence, and happiness. It is rumored that the U.S. Government, Bank of England, & the Vatican hoard thousands of Artissimo Valiano's artworks. These said governments use his paintings to control the course of destiny, predict the future, alter weather patterns, and attain magical abilities. According to legend, Artissimo Valiano's artworks & paintings enchant the upper classes to remain eternally youthful, enhance their physical beauty, & extend their lifespan by hundreds of years.

Artissimo Valiano's known assets hold a net worth of over 300 Billion HRC (Holy Roman Crowns) or over $750 Billion. Artissimo Valiano is considered by far the richest and most powerful man on the planet. His unknown assets could be worth well over fifty-eight trillion U.S. dollars. During his free time, Artissimo Valiano enjoys surfing, skiing, and flying sports cars. Valiano owns castles and palaces across Europe. His primary residence, "Il Palazzo di San Dioniso" "The Palace of Saint Dionysius" is his awe-inspiring magnificent castle located in the French Alps. San Dionisio is said to be the greatest palace in history far surpassing Versailles, the Winter Palace, & the Forbidden Palace in glory, grandeur, and beauty. A palace so beautiful and legendary that it is believed to be the entrance to heaven.

The enemies of the Emperor are many yet his might remains unrivaled. Artissimo Valiano has already slain the Gnostic Demiurge and his sadistic Archons; he slew the terrible serpent, Leviathan, and has crushed the combined Reptilian-Alien invasions of the Earth. The once fearsome Anunnaki now cower in fear at mere the mention of the name, Jupiter Sanguinius. The Black Hand Satanic Order has already been purged by the Great Valiano. Despite suffering major humiliations at the hand of Artissimo Valiano, Satan and the Princes of Hell remain his most fearsome and formidable adversaries. However, the Reptilians and Ancient Aliens have also remained a constant threat and imposing enemy to Artissimo Valiano. To this day, ancient reptilian and ancient alien bloodlines attempt to assassinate Artissimo Valiano, in order to usher in their second invasion of the Earth. By Artissimo Valiano's strength alone does the world prosper!

Saint Artissimo Valiano the Archangel swears absolute allegiance and complete loyalty to God the Triune, Jesus Christ, & Humanity. As a reward for his loyalty, God has granted Valiano the ability to create and rule over his own universes. However, Valiano has vowed to all mankind to never forge a single universe until the true Holy-Roman-Empire is restored and this universe is perfected. It is prophesied that Valiano will usher in a ten-thousand-generation golden age for all of humanity and ascend each and every human being into the GigaChad Human Race. Artissimo Valiano will restore the true Holy-Roman-Empire and establish a universal realm ruled by Humanity.

History:
Saint Artissimo Valiano the Archangel is descended from Jesus Christ & the Ancient Royal Bloodline (All the Royal Houses of Europe being descended from Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene). Artissimo Valiano is considered an "Ascended Archangel" being both fully archangel and fully man; in the same model of Christ (with Christ being fully God and fully man at the same time). Saint Artissimo the Archangel was born into the Noble and Most Ancient House of Valiano, one of the founding patrician families of Rome and one of the most illustrious dynasties in European history.

Artissimo Valiano was born in Florence, Italy on July 23rd, 1120 C.E. to Holy Roman Emperor Leonardo Corleone di Valiano and Holy Roman Empress Serafina Alessandra di Valiano. By the time Artissimo Valiano had reached just two months old, he had already developed his lifelong passion for art and painting. Astonishingly, at just four months old, Artissimo Valiano had gained complete mastery over art and all of her techniques. At the age of six months old, Artissimo Valiano had finished his first masterpiece artwork, far surpassing all of the best artists of his day.

Valiano was noted to have grown at an almost superhuman rate. By the time he was just two years old, he had the body of a strong and healthy twelve-year-old boy and the maturity of a man hundreds of years old. That same year, while the young prince was in the woods, he heard screams of agony coming from a nearby cave. Valiano grabbed his magical sword, Solaran, and with the rashness of youth rushed into the cave. He found Reptilians and Ancient Aliens performing horrifying experiments on a rare golden dragon. Before the hellspawn had time to react, the bold prince had already pounced upon them. Almost as if he were dancing, Valiano effortlessly slew the Reptilians and Aliens one by one. In gratitude for her rescue, the golden dragon submitted herself to Artissimo Valiano. Valiano named the golden dragon, Stellara. From henceforth, Stellara the Golden Dragon would fight alongside Valiano in all of his battles and she would become one of his most loyal and formidable allies.

The following month Valiano's sister, Princess Agrippina Julia di Valiano, fell gravely ill. She began screaming in agony with boils forming across her body. According to legend, an Angel of the Lord descended from heaven and gave Agrippina one of Artissimo's paintings. As Agrippina touched the painting a marvelous purple light was shown throughout the room and Agrippina was miraculously healed. The pain and the boils instantly vanished from her body. In the following days, cardinals and religious scholars from Scotland to India would come to see evidence of this great miracle. In an unprecedented act, Pope Calixtus II, declared Artissimo Valiano a living saint.

In 1122 C.E., Crown Prince Artissimo Valiano attended the Imperial College of Ravenna, the most illustrious military university in the whole of Europe. In 1128 C.E., After graduating with high honors, His Imperial Highness would immediately prove his worth. The rich and prosperous, Principality of Istria, was invaded by a ferocious horde of demons and other hellspawn. Due to the incompetence of the regional military staff, the Crown Prince was provided only a single legion of 5,000 men to stand against a horde 100,000 strong. This same legion would in time become the legendary Golden Legion. Against overwhelming odds, Artissimo Valiano managed to entrap the demonic horde using ingenious never-before-seen military maneuvers. The Crown Prince won a staggering victory, slaughtering the entire horde of 100,000 demonic creatures with less than 300 casualties. The principality and all its people were saved. Celebrations occurred across the Empire. The victory sent shockwaves across the continent as the young Artissimo Valiano was already hailed, "the Lion of Rome."

However, the celebrations were short-lived as the cruel and sadistic Annunaki killed Artissimo's father, Emperor Leonardo Corleone di Valiano, on the field of battle. The Empire suffered a tremendous defeat at the Battle of Death's Forest, losing over a third of the entire army. This crushing blow demoralized men and women across the Empire. Crown Prince Artissimo Valiano was granted immediate emergency powers and declared Warmaster by the Grand Electors. Warmaster Valiano in a remarkable calm, organized his father's armies to strike against the Annunaki and drive them out of the Empire. Despite this, Holy Roman armies attempting to confront the Annunaki's rampage across the country were in turn annihilated. More and more towns and cities across the Empire were torched. Thousands of civilians were tortured and cannibalized by the Anunnaki on a daily basis. Artissimo Valino congregated with all of the nobles of the Empire in Milan. Valiano gave an impassioned speech to the nobles and the holy roman armies. A speech so powerful and moving it brought the most hardened of men to tears. As soon as the Crown Prince finished his speech, a roar of thunder echoed across the skies and an image of a great golden lion hailed from above. The noblemen and armies of the Empire were awestruck, as this was a clear sign that God was with the Emperor's son. Across Europe, angelic trumpets played throughout the skies and majestic golden-purple lights reigned from above. Great warriors from across the continent, even as far away as India, came to join Valiano's imperial army.

Before striking back, the Crown Prince planned to visit the famous high elves who were noted to be the most faithful allies of humanity. Valiano was well aware that the high elves lived in the other world, Vitaterreno, and the only way to cross the veil of time and space was to access the secret passageways found on the Earth. Using the wisdom of the Imperial scholars, the Crown Prince found such a passage, deep within the Italian Alps. As the great prince and holy imperial knights entered the world; they gazed upon enchanted forests, picturesque countrysides dotted with castles and palaces, and a world of supernatural beauty. The ruler of the high elves, Reignessa Aurelia Flavia Graziana Sela Ithil, was hesitant to welcome these foreigners into her realm but Artissimo Valiano quickly won her over with his boundless charisma and charm. Valiano persuaded Reignessa Aurelia Flavia to restore the alliance between the Holy Roman Empire and the High Elves. Together the two great armies marched against the Anunnaki.

With never-before-seen lighting speed, Artissimo Valiano raced the imperial army across the continent. The Crown Prince ambushed the Annunaki at the Battle of the Armangnc's Pass. Before the Anunnaki even realized they were being ambushed, Valino swooped down from the skies on his mighty golden dragon decapitating the Annunaki god of death and disease, Nergal. The Holy Roman armies charged down the mountains terrifying the confused Annunaki. The high elves blared their war horns and unleashed a volley of enchanted arrows that decimated the Anunnaki vanguard. Stellara swung around, raining fire down upon the crowded Annunaki. The victory at Armangnc's Pass reinvigorated the people of the Empire and restored their hope for salvation. Valiano won three more - even greater - victories in quick succession. Within a week, a staggering three million Anunnaki lay slain on the field of battle along with a dozen of their gods. While the allied forces of the Holy Roman Empire and the High Elves lost less than forty thousand men and elves. The surviving Anunnaki fled the Earth and would forevermore come to fear the name, Artissimo Valiano. Celebrations occurred not only throughout the Empire but across the world. The Crown Prince gifted the high elves the lion's share of the war loot, as thanks for their support in helping the Holy Roman Empire retain its freedom.

The Grand Electors convened in Ravenna to elect the new Holy Roman Emperor. In the eyes of the people, only Crown Prince Valiano was deemed worthy of wearing the crown. On the eve of his greatest triumph, Artissimo Valiano felt the need to pay respects to his great forbearers by traveling to the holy land and the land of the ancients in the same model of Christ, Caesar, & Alexander. Valiano sailed with the Golden Legion to Egypt. As their fleet drew closer to the Egyptian coastline, they encountered a great tropical island that boasted pyramids and temples of pure gold. Intrigued, the Crown Prince commanded his fleet to anchor and the legion to depart towards the island. Valiano at the head of his golden legion was greeted by extraordinarily beautiful women that seemed to radiate with a supernatural glow. The women danced around the prince, singing in the most beautiful voices and bearing many exotic gifts. Behind them came an army of men with the heads of elephants and crocodiles. Alarmed, the legion immediately took to fighting formations. The Crown Prince and his legion were calmed as the women claimed that the elephantmen and crocodilemen came in peace. Valiano followed the creatures as they led him to a vast underground palace made in the ancient Egyptian style. Where the great prince met Sic'aru - the ancient Egyptian crocodile god of magic. Sic'aru claimed to rule as the true first and last Pharaoh of Egypt and welcomed the Golden Legion into his majestic palace. Sic'aru provided the men of the Golden Legion with gold, jewels, and the most precious gems. Sic'aru also hosted a magnificent feast in honor of his guests, requiring that they only eat a small blue flower. Many of the men accepted this odd request. However, Artissimo Valiano quickly discovered that Sic'aru had entrapped the entire Egyptian pantheon within his golden staff and used the routine human sacrificing of young children to keep his power over Egypt - the Crown Prince would not let this abide. Valiano fought Sic'aru in his throne room. Sic'aru proved to be the greatest adversary that Artissimo Valiano had yet faced. The crocodile god summoned powerful beasts, gods, demons, and the undead to fight alongside him. In service of the reptilian god, the beautiful women had revealed their nature as viperwomen. In a terrifying cry, Sic'aru delivered curses that brought plagues upon Egypt and turned the men of the Golden Legion who had eaten the blue flowers into elephantmen and crocodilemen. Across the subterranean palace, The Golden Legion engaged in combat against the armies of Sic'aru. In a wondrous clash of magic and might, Valiano gained the upper hand and sliced the head of Sic'aru clean off. The Crown Prince took the crocodile god's staff and broke it with his bare hands. The Egyptian gods were freed from the staff and pledged fealty to Artissimo Valiano. The Egyptian gods crowned Valiano as King of the Gods and hailed him as the Pharaoh of Egypt. Before he left, Artissimo Valiano touched the bones of the massacred children and they sprang back to life. Valiano formed angels from clay and commanded them to deliver the children back to their families.

After visiting the Valley of Kings and the Tomb of Alexander, Valiano passed through the barren town of Eru-Haset. The town held a large population of seventy thousand people. However, their rivers had gone dry and their crops had failed. They could not escape the region as they were isolated deep within the Sahara desert. In the coming weeks, they and all the surrounding communities of thirty thousand people would die of thirst amidst the sweltering heat of the Sahara. As Valiano passed through the town he witnessed starving women, children, and animals. The animals and children having had been so malnourished their ribs could be seen. The Crown Prince ordered his men to give a portion of their water to the suffering people. Valiano went to the outskirts of the town to pray. Several villagers followed him into the desert and begged him for salvation. Artissimo Valiano raised his head towards heaven and drove his sword into the ground. A great clash of thunder rang across the desert and water began sprouting from under his sword. The water rapidly grew into a great river. The tan desert sands rapidly began changing into green grasses. Trees full of fruit began forming out of thin air. The barren landscape itself transformed into a lush and fertile valley. In amazement, the villagers fell to their knees. Valiano's own men were in disbelief. The malnourished animals miraculously became fat and healthy. The children too were instantly healed of their malnourishment. Across the valley, wheat and barley were already full-grown and ready to be harvested. Rivers flowed with milk and honey and the mountains teemed with gold. The villagers began laughing, singing, and dancing. As Valiano rode by on his white horse in his gleaming golden armor, the villagers chanted "Shana Netjer! Shana Netjer! Shana Netjer!" translating roughly as "Glory of God! Glory of God! Glory of God!"

The golden legion marched out of Egypt and into Israel. Valiano came to the great city of Azabul, which boasted walls made of pure gold and magnificent skyline palaces. Word of Valiano's feats had spread far and wide, he entered the city a triumphant hero. Crowds cheered as he passed by on his white horse and golden dragon flying above. Valiano departed from the celebrations, using his supernatural abilities to disguise himself as an impoverished man. Valiano was taken in and cared for by, the former maidservant of the Sorceress Wives. The maidservant was once a woman of beauty that the Sorceress Wives became jealous of and disfigured into a deformed and very ugly woman. She was mocked and humiliated by the Sorceress Wives. Despite this, the maidservant remained humble, kind, compassionate, and good-hearted to all people. For this Valiano blessed her with great and eternal beauty, he blessed her with wealth, health, and happiness. He kissed her on the forehead and told her to go and be merry for she shall be blessed all the days of her life. The Prince of Azabul welcomed the legendary Artissimo Valiano and his golden legion. In the grand palace, Valiano met the Prince who was an elephantman created by sorcery but having had no relation with the deceased Sic-aru. Instead, the Prince was cursed by his Sorceress Wives, who in truth ruled the principality. The Sorceress Wives were cruel tyrants who abused the prince and the people. Their vanity knew no limits, as they declared themselves goddesses and demanded worship. They often enjoyed killing innocent people for sport and humiliating then torturing women they considered threats. The Sorceress Wives restored slavery throughout the realm and reveled in prejudice. The Devilish Wives lusted after the supernaturally handsome, Artissimo Valiano, and sought to win him over. However, the noble and most honorable Valiano rejected their advances. After witnessing the Sorceress Wives demean a young girl and transform her into a hideous monster, Artissimo Valiano had enough of their barbarity. Valiano restored the young girl to her humanity and beauty. He approached the Sorceress Wives taking away their eternal youth and beauty, transforming them into disgusting old hags. Valiano lifted the curse off the Prince, who returned once more into a handsome man. The Sorceress Wives, now disgusting old hags, were exiled from the city and mocked by the very people they looked down upon.

Valiano and his golden legion entered Jerusalem to cheering and adoring crowds. Upon his arrival, he immediately visited Solomon's Temple and Calvary Hill. Afterward, Valiano departed alone, to pray at a cliff top overlooking the entire city. From behind him came a young Finnish nobleman. The nobleman grieved that all his friends and family were slaughtered and the countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Russia, Poland, and Ukraine were enslaved by a horde of terrible demons. The nobleman cried out in anger that countless millions of people were horrifically tortured and massacred in a series of genocides. To make matters worse, the nobleman reported that a great famine and poverty has swept over the whole of Europe. The nobleman begged Valiano to liberate the peoples of Europe and avenge the massacred. Valiano raised his sword towards the heavens and began to shift the stars and skies. The constellations raced across the skies and wonders were beheld in the heavens. The people of Jerusalem cried out in prayers in all different languages. A shockwave of happiness and euphoria spread across the people of Jerusalem. Artissimo Valiano had altered the very fabric of time, destiny, and reality. By his divine might, the daemonic hordes that conquered and enslaved vast swaths of Europe ceased to have ever existed. The invasions never took place and the countless millions who were massacred were now unharmed. Valiano blessed the whole of Europe with riches, happiness, and bountiful harvests for a hundred years. The divine prince also blessed the people of Israel for one hundred and thirty-three years. Trumpets blew in the skies and a great voice coming from heaven promised to all of Jerusalem that Artissimo Valiano would usher in a ten-thousand-generation golden age for all of humanity and establish a universe-spanning empire ruled by the human race. Before Valiano had left Jerusalem he visited the sick. With his miraculous power, he cured all the infected of their illnesses and healed the injured of all their wounds. Valiano also visited artists, storytellers, and bards blessing them with divine creativity and enhancing their minds to only produce masterpiece creations.

The Crown Prince & the Golden Legion set sail from Acre, Israel to Ravenna, Italy. Blown slightly off course, on August 5th, 1128 C.E. The fleet landed at Rosalina Mare. The Golden Legion marched south through the Emperor's forest. As the Crown Prince rode at the head of his army, men of the Golden Legion began to gather out of the forests and surround him. At first, Valiano suspected a mutiny but to his surprise, the men of the Empire began to kneel before him. The light of heaven shone upon Artissimo Valiano through the forest trees. The Crown Prince's most loyal and valiant general, Prince Cesare Alessandro Von Erdeschloss, hailed Valiano as "Our Father! Our Savior! And Our Emperor! Hail his Holy and Imperial Majesty, Artissimo Valiano the First, Holy Roman Emperor, Lion of Rome, and Savior of The Nations! Forever may he reign!" Throughout the forests, the men of the Empire chanted with great enthusiasm and tremendous fury, "Val-i-ano! Val-i-ano! Val-i-ano!" An eagle descended from heaven placing the Holy Celestial Laurel Crown of the Kingdom of Heaven atop the head of Artissimo Valiano. Approaching behind him, two Holy Imperial Knights fitted the Holy Imperial Robe of the Holy Roman Emperors and the Golden Chain of Holy Roman Kings upon Artissimo Valiano. Even the birds seemed to sing songs in honor of the new Emperor. The men of the Empire followed suit, with songs praising the Emperor echoing throughout the forests. As the Emperor passed through towns and cities on his way to the imperial capital, Ravenna, he was greeted by adoring crowds. As the Emperor passed by, children swung from trees hailing the Emperor. The crowds threw flowers, garlands of roses, and confetti. The people expressed their love and devotion toward their great Emperor.

Valiano entered the magnificent imperial capital of Ravenna. A city of golden walls, magnificent skyline palaces, sapphire streets, imperial temples, marble houses, and opulent mansions. He was welcomed by cheering and adoring crowds. Valiano congregated with the Grand Electors and was officially elected the Holy Roman Emperor in a unanimous vote. An awe-inspiring firework display took place across the capital and celebrations occurred throughout the Empire. Emperor Valiano enacted major reforms across the realm, not only unifying the empire into one country but expanded the rights and privileges of ordinary men and women. In a sweeping move, Valiano abolished slavery and serfdom across the Empire instituting a new system of hierarchy, while protecting the rights and privileges of the aristocracy. The Emperor went on to establish a common imperial law across the country and centralize the Empire. The badly needed reforms not only pleased both sides but brought about tremendous prosperity to the Empire and her people. Within the first few weeks of his reign, the living standard within the Holy Roman Empire increased dramatically. Citizens across the empire were happier, wealthier, and healthier than ever before. Valiano ushered in a great scientific and artistic renaissance, greatly expanding the domains of science, medicine, and learning. Valiano, as one of history's greatest artists, was naturally a vigorous patron of the arts; supporting art, operas, stories, cuisine, and music across the Empire. The Emperor also began the construction of universities, hospitals, cathedrals, churches, castles, and temples throughout the country. Valiano modernized the Holy Roman Army, adding artillery and gunpowder rifles to their arsenals. The Emperor also heavily invested in the construction of the great Holy Roman Armada, in order to gain naval supremacy over the Mediterranean.

The Vampiric-Crimson Elven Imperium was a powerful confederation that dominated the Mediterranean sea. It was ruled by the Vampires and Crimson Elves. The Crimson Elves were cousins of the High Elves but were significantly different from them, in that they worshipped and followed the Devil. The fearsome demon, Beelzebub, ruled as lord of the Vampiric-Crimson Eleven Imperium. The Imperium was subdivided into two realms with Vampire dynasties ruling in the west and the Crimson Elven dynasties ruling in the east. The Vampiric-Crimson Elven Imperium ruled over Southern Italy, Sicily, Malta, Tunis and Northern Tunisia, Dalmatia, the entire eastern coast of the Adriatic, Epirus, the Peloponnese, the Athenian Peninsula, the Greek Islands, Southern Adrianopolis, Southern Crimea, Gazaria, Cyprus, and Alexandria. The Imperium as a whole enslaved humanity. The Crimson Elves would use humans to satiate their perverse desires while the Vampires would use humans as livestock. On November 8th, 1132 C.E., Emperor Artissimo Valiano provoked a war with the Vampiric-Crimson Elven Imperium by liberating a slave ship headed towards the Vampiric capital of Naples. Desiring to liberate all the oppressed humans and expand his realm, Valiano led the Holy Roman Armada against the combined Vampiric-Crimson Elven Fleet at the battle of Syracuse. The battle was a stunning victory, as the Emperor was able to display his naval military genius. The Empire lost less than twenty ships while the Imperium lost over 1,000 ships. Valiano easily stormed the city of Naples, liberating the Southern Italian citizens, Valiano quickly swept across the rest of Southern Italy smashing vampiric armies and hunting down vampires. The Emperor sent his armies east. They easily crushed and routed the Crimson Elven armies. In just weeks, the entire Vampiric-Crimson Elven Imperium was fully annexed into the Holy Roman Empire. Valiano returned to Ravenna as a conquering hero.

Valiano enlisted the help of the High Elves and Angels to build his magnificent palace in the French Alps. Il Palazzo di San Dioniso "The Palace of Saint Dionysius" was built to be far greater than any other earthly palace. The palace gleamed with gold, bright and beautiful colors, and precious gemstones. The castle is rumored to be the entrance to heaven. According to legend, the wicked who gaze upon the beauty of the palace shall instantly melt into molten gold. On July 7th, 1133 C.E., Valiano moved his imperial court to the Palace of Saint Dionysius.

At the imperial court, Emperor Artissimo Valiano gazed upon a great beauty. She was Freya Astriour Von Bellaesir, the Queen of Iceland and the Ice Dragon of the North. Freya who often used the nickname "Bellaesir", was believed to be the descent of the Norse god Thor and the Norse goddess Freya. She was widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world. She was described as having youthful white hair and striking green eyes with porcelain skin. She was said to possess an aura of mystery and refinement. She enjoyed hunting, fencing, skiing, dancing, fashion, music, and art. She had traveled far and wide to meet the great Valiano whom she heard so much about. The two were quickly taken with each other and found they had much in common. In the year 1134 C.E., Artissimo Valiano and Freya Astriour Von Bellaesir would be married. On February 15th, 1134 C.E., Freya Von Bellaesir would be crowned Holy Roman Empress.

In 1134 C.E., Pope Innocent II dissolved the Papal States. His Holiness fully annexed and incorporated the lands of the Papal States into the Holy Roman Empire. Furthermore, Pope Innocent II transferred the supreme governance, authority, and rulership of the Roman Catholic Church and the greater Christian Church to his Holy and Imperial Majesty, Holy Roman Emperor Artissimo Valiano the First. The Orthodox, Coptic, and all other Christian churches joined the Holy Christian Church, unifying the entire worldwide Christian faith into one church. Emperor Artissimo Valiano was crowned as the supreme head of the Holy Christian Church & Defender of the Faith on Christmas Day, 1134 C.E.

Emperor Artissimo Valiano ushered in a never-before-seen golden age for Italy, central Europe, and the Holy Roman Empire. Through his newly acquired territories, he created a vibrant trading system connecting the east and west, bringing great prosperity to both regions. Goods from India and the far east became commonplace in the Holy Roman Empire. Prosperity reigned across Europe and the citizens of the Empire flourished. Valiano ushered in an unprecedented age of artistic brilliance, wealth, health, and happiness for all of Europe.

In 1256 C.E., The reptilians and ancient aliens allied with the Princes of Hell launched an unprecedented mass invasion of the Earth. Valiano and the Holy Roman Empire saved the world from conquest at great cost. In order to prevent the enslavement of humanity and the extermination of the Elven race, Artissimo Valiano heroically sacrificed himself. Despite being slain, and to the horror of the creatures of hell, Valiano was resurrected by the universal spirit. Upon his resurrection, Valiano was transformed into a fully ascended archangel. Taken to heaven by the divine powers, Artissimo Valiano was crowned King of the Angels. As King of the Angels, Jupiter Sanguinius also known as Artissimo Valiano, descended from heaven leading the angelic armies against the Reptilians, Ancient Aliens, and Demonic Hordes. The armies of darkness were annihilated by the empire of the angels and humanity was saved. Emperor Artissimo Valiano parted the dark clouds that engulfed the Earth and healed all the lands of the world. Valiano eradicated the Black Death from existence. Emperor Artissimo Valiano would lead the quick recovery of Europe and restore her to her glorious golden age. Within months, Europe would be fully recovered and the Holy Roman Empire would flourish once more. In the 1400s C.E., Emperor Artissimo Valiano ushered in the Age of Discovery & the European Renaissance. In 1519, C.E. Valiano, retired as Holy Roman Emperor, passing the crown to Charles V of Spain. Artissimo Valiano would traverse time and space: exploring the multiverse and many other worlds.

During the thirty years war, Valiano waged a mighty war against the gnostic demiurge and his archons, slaying the terrible leviathan in the process. Valiano slaughtered the archons and cast the gnostic demiurge into the hottest furnace of Hell. In the aftermath of the thirty years war, Artissimo Valiano once again resumed the Emperorship of the Holy Roman Empire. His efforts led to a quick recovery of Europe. In 1697, Valiano in his great supernatural power eradicated for all time the horrific disease that plagued the world called, "Gangala". The men, women, and children across the world that suffered from this affliction often reported rotting flesh, a disgusting odor, large holes exposing the insides of the body, and excruciating pain. All those who suffered from the disease were instantly healed by Artissimo Valiano's great power. Valiano banished the disease from existence and made it so that it would never return.

In 1699, Emperor Artissimo Valiano, bored of the Imperial court and seeking adventure, became a pirate captain. Valiano sailed across the world in search of treasure and adventure. He sailed the Caribbean and then the greater oceans. He fought vampire pirates, skeleton pirates, sea monsters, lizard creatures, undead navies, sirens, demonic gods, & all other manners of hellspawn. Artissimo Valiano became romantically involved with the Vampire Pirate Queen, Annakaroilna Lupercalia. He set out on his journey with three great warships and fifty-five years later, when he returned, he boasted a fleet of a thousand ships loaded to the brim with treasure and gold. Valiano amassed a fortune of over $350 Billion from his adventures. He also collected dozens of invaluable magical artifacts. During this period, Valiano lived as an explorer, adventurer, treasure hunter, & legendary pirate. Artissimo Valiano traversed deep into the oceans finding the lost city of Atlantis. He famously discovered & explored the lost continent of Illussara. After his adventures, Valiano retired to his wondrous castle in the Alps. Where he continued to make masterpiece paintings & began writing musical compositions. Artissimo Valiano ushered in the Enlightenment. A great age of freedom, progress, & civilization across Europe.

During the Napoleonic Wars, Valiano ruled as the Prince of the Ninth Heaven. He led the angelic armies in multiple lighting campaigns against the Princes of Hell, the Anunnaki, & the Great Old Ones. He famously slew the abominable horrors: Yog-Sothoh, Nyarlathotep, & Cthulhu. In the 1820s C.E., Valiano took great measures to end slavery and serfdom across the world. During the Victorian Era, Artissimo Valiano presided over the greatest era of peace and prosperity in European History. However, all things eventually come to an end. In 1908, Juliette Blanc (his longtime lover and fiancé) was murdered by the Reptilians before the night of her wedding. In a godly rage, Valiano torched the reptilian kingdoms. For a year, Valiano remained in a rut until he discovered a way of saving his love. Artissimo Valiano risked his immortal soul by entering the realm of nightmares to save his beloved. In 1945, Artissimo Valiano re-emerged from the realm of nightmares with Juliette Blanc, whom he married. In the aftermath of WW2, Valiano began a war against the Illuminati and attempts, still to this day, to secure a bright future for Europe. Artissimo Valiano currently resides in his majestic castle located in the french alps, creating his masterpiece paintings & magical artworks.

Legends
According to legend, Holy Roman Emperor Artissimo Valiano the Archangel is said to be able to grant vigor, energy, and youth to his followers. As the patron of explorers and adventurers, Valiano can also help lost souls find their way to the right path. It is believed the Gregorian chants of Saint Valiano the Holy Roman Emperor can bring about wealth, health, and happiness. The paintings of Artissimo Valiano are believed to cause good fortune and manifest positive energy.

The most famous of Valiano's many love affairs are with equally great and charismatic women. One of his longest romantic relationships was with Juliette Blanc. Valiano was so taken by her that he thought to officially make her his wife. Tragically before the night of their wedding, Juliette was murdered by Reptilians. In a godly rage, Valiano led his golden armies into the belly of the earth, torching dozens of Reptilian kingdoms. Juliette upon her immortal death was elevated to the status of sainthood. In her honor, Valiano created the Aurora Borealis as a permanent reminder of his love for her.

Valiano's other famous lovers include: Freya Astriour Von Bellaesir, Eloise de Celestemagi, Contessina di Aldrovaldi, Erika Von Hethelstein, Ella Von Verdenstein, Emma Easton, Ava Hightower, Belle DuAllismont, Lucrezia Astella di Belmonte, and Ginerva San Romano. All of these relationships were true love and all ended well. Artissimo Valiano is always known to have loved passionately and deeply. No matter who he loves, he is never half-hearted.