User:Plum on a Chair

Too young to drink, but too old for this sh*t

I've got high friends in high places. Fuque™ with my Shiße™, and you'll have a bad tom.

I'm a dude and I wear AVON with pride.

I love Sandusky OH, and am moving there soon! I've always wanted to live in a city where the tallest thing on the skyline is a roller coaster. The kid in me loves the thought.

I Love lord Shen, Rollercoasters, Wreck-it-Ralph, napoleon and of course, World War II

I Hate Shenists, Hillary Clinton (More like Hillary Clitton) and people who don't want Catalonia to be independent.

I'm a nice guy, but I expect people to use basic manners with me. Just don't be a knob.