Forum:Can you SUBST Special pages?

Hi, I understand how to SUBST a template so the result of the template code is inserted into the page, but can you do that with Special: links?

eg: If I want to display my statistics on my profile page, I want the result of Special:Editcount/DarkMoonRising to be embedded on my Profile page. only returns a single number - the total edits on that wikia.

What I'm after is essentially the equivalent of: SUBST:Special:Editcount/DarkMoonRising

Advice?
 * You'd need a "magic word" to exist in MediaWiki for this to work - I don't think there is such a magic word so this isn't possible --  Random Time  18:45, June 28, 2012 (UTC)