User:DFaceG

Andrew: "Doesn't he see us?"

Jacob: "Nah, he just sees you."

Andrew: "Then what do I do?"

Jacob: "Pretend to be a cat."

-How Andrew (me) became Meowsers23. I don't even know where the 23 comes in.

Origins
I was created by Mr. and Mrs. Meowsers23. They licked my eyes, which then opened. It was a horrible world. So I ate my tail and cat ears, and became a human. I walked the walk. I ate the eat (or something like that). And I flew the flight. I also jumped of a cliff thinking it was a sacred buffalo. That is how I was started.

Life
Carl: "Eat the mayo."

Meowsers23: "Why should I?"

Carl: "Because, I'll shove your face in it."

Meowsers23: "No thanks. TIME FOR THE LIGHTSABER!"

My life is a action packed one. I am a Jedi Master and an unofficial Skylander.

Skylander Life
"I eat your mayonnaise for breakfast!!" -My official catchphrase.

I saved the smurfs from the smurfs of smurf land while smurfing the smurf who smurfs ten smurfs at a smurf.

I also defeated caycay0414 1 million times.

Jedi Life
I ate Greedo's spaghetti. I grabbed a Lightsaber, and sliced Han Solo's shirt in half. I Funny, no?

I'm not a people person.
If there are people, I will throw my computer while editing | my other wiki.