User blog comment:KawaiiUnicorn/Kawaii's Mega Ultra Super Questions for YOU!/@comment-6548012-20151103154949

A new fad. Unicron, Devourer of Worlds, you shall become the next Wikia Star. Or die trying.
 * 1) Are you bloody ma-- FrenchTouch.
 * 2) Black.
 * 3) Black. Leave the crude jokes to me, alright.
 * 4) If you mean fluently, then 3.
 * 5) French, Nissart, English. If you mean languages that I understand, then add Portuguese, Esperanto, Spanish, Pretty much all languages derivating from French, Latin, Ancient Greek, Proto-Italic, Proto-Germanic, Indo-European.
 * 6) Brown.
 * 7) Good question.
 * 8) That would be disrespectful to answer anything, but if you reeeeeeally want to dig, then go for France, of course. Patriotism at its best.
 * 9) 4000 BC-200 BC
 * 10) Knowing the patriot that I am, I would be capable of saying the building of Nicæa by the Ligurians, or the creation of the County of Nice, but I'll be more diplomatic, and, let's say, humanitarian by saying all of Ancient Egypt. It's just mind-blowing.
 * 11) Lasagna. And Nissart food of course.
 * 12) Pool. I'm a gentleman.
 * 13) We know pretty much nothing of the animal kingdom, so, yeah.
 * 14) Well, the Chinese Zodiac says Dragon, so there's that going for me.
 * 15) Used to be Pisces, but with the inclusion of Ophiuchus in 2011, I'm now Aquarius.
 * 16) Awesomennor!
 * 17) I think you mean PS4 v. ONE, but anyway, PS4 is better.
 * 18) I don't have any, but I could tip you with Ensiferum, Týr, Krauka, Heidevolk, but if you like something outside of metal or folk, then there are the mighty Gorillaz, The Black Keys or Dengue Fever.
 * 19) A Girl Among The Anarchists, by Isabel Meredith. Best autobiography ever given to the realm of humankind.
 * 20) Again, no favorite song. But hey, you can still listen to Ne Me Quitte Pas (preferably Nina Simone's version, the best ever, no debate,) Fire by Arthur Brown (or Give Him a Flower,) Serge Reggiani's version of Ma Liberté, MC Solaar's whole discography, from Nouveau Western to Dégâts Collatéraux, and I could go on, and on, and on, going by Blind Willie Johnson's Dark Was The Night, Cold Was The Ground to Ennio Morricone's greatest work, L'Estasi Dell'Oro, and of course, Paul Robeson's magnificent covers.
 * 21) No favorite movie, but you need to watch The Big Lebowski, The Truman Show, F for Fake, Citizen Kane, and too many others, such as The Gods Must Be Crazy, BASEketball, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (best animated movie ever,) Her, The Pianist, Black Dynamite (best comedy ever,) Birdman, Biutiful and... Oh wait. I actually do have a favorite movie, my bad. Koyaanisqatsi, and, actually, its sequels, Powaqqatsi and Naqoyqatsi. Just do your research on it, and you'll explode.
 * 22) Demon's Crest. Just play it for yourself via emulator.
 * 23) I don't have any, like, at all, for the matter.
 * 24) I don't really have a favorite author, though maybe, Mark Millar, when it comes to comic book authors, but in matters of books, I have no real concept about that.
 * 25) Close call. Series like A Young Doctor's Notebook and Sons of Anarchy just blew my mind away, but I will always love Der Tatortreiniger more than anything. It's the story of a crime scene cleaner doing his job. Nothing more, nothing less. And it's so good.
 * 26) None. Though I consider Creepypasta Wiki, the Comics Databases and Uncyclopedia as true monuments.
 * Yes, five.
 * 1) None.
 * 2) The Spider-Man TAS from 1992 was pretty cool, and the Hulk TAS from 1982 and from 1996 were also great (and of course, the Spawn series.) If you mean Japanese anime, I don't watch any, but I wouldn't mind.
 * 3) What the fuck is this? Watch your profanity. You're right, I'm sorry.
 * 4) I wanted to have one child, but neh.
 * 5) More or less, after, there are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
 * 6) I remember I ate chocolate. 'Twas good. Still do.
 * 7) I give less of a shite about anything than Nihilists.
 * 8) No. Don't have time for that.
 * 9) The Aurbis, from The Elder Scrolls.
 * 10) They don't exist in France, so what do you want.
 * 11) It looked like garbage. We didn't have uniforms, only casual clothing. Oh wait.
 * 12) A few.
 * 13) Never shall one be as great as you are, Unicron, Devourer of Worlds. And I'm not even sure you know why I'm calling you this.