User:Thejuanandonly

all about Juan or as known by many; the guatamalen santa. Juan is commonly mistaken for a cavemen when his facial hair is grown out, however Juan does not live in a cave, he lies in a comfy home on the island of Guatemala. He likes to create upbeat music that the sophisticated drinkers at hardboard dance too. In the fall, winter, and spring you can find Juan hating on ciana in the halls of sachem east. Or go to any New York EDC event or crazy music festival and sure enough you'll find a guatamalen Juan. Juan's favorite phrase is "fuck off" he is also found of "I hate you". If the Juan isn't treated right he may turn into a verocious beast that is out to destroy. He have birth to vodka according to an right grader when he said "vodka is my baby" Juan has made history as one of the only makes to give labor! You go juan! Juan is also a huge Ellie Golding activist! This is all you need to know about Juan!