User:Tompkins on Crack

Hi, my real name is Tompkins (The name was already taken here, so I decided to go for the whole "vandal" approach)... I'm at Uncyclopedia. I tried other wikis but I just couldn't get used to the non-humor, I guess it's because I started at uncyc, and, well... it's hard to wander away from the things you love. Anyway... yeah.