User:IlovecatsyesIdoIlovecatssodoyou

Cats are love, cats are life. I drink cats, eat cats, and pet cats. My life consists of getting up in the morning, making a good 'ol cat breakfast, and feeding it to the cats. Then I go out and recruit more cats. When I get back I make a cat lunch, and feed it to the cats. Then I go out to the local grocery store and buy more cats. Then, when I get back I make a delicious cat dinner and I feed it to my cats. Then I go out for a late night stroll and I pick up a few cats on the way. After that we go to the cat bed and sleep. Usually I make a cat snack before bed, or sometime in the middle of the night, we like to all eat it together. OH MY, I JUST REALLY LOVE CATS