User:Primussupremus

Hello there my name is Primussupremus Mentor of the Assassins brotherhood and founder of the society for the study of Googology and science. I was born a long long time ago on what the people of this modern age might call the 23rd of October 8500bc on the island that would one day be called Great Britain. In those dark days savagery and brutality were the name of the game for if one wasn't the strongest or the fastest then they would die. My mother was born in the year 8516bc my father was born in the year 8530bc a 14 year gap between them my Mother was a women of many talents and claims to fame for example she was the 1st of our tribe to catch the wild yolk sprinter. The wild yolk sprinter was a man covered in fur who could run around the Earth then called Ea meaning the land of the sacred mountain 5*10^655 times in one light second. My Father was the son of the founder of the great nation called Azarentica soon to be Called America my Father did not know his Father my Grandfather well or even his Mother, so to survive he took to hunting and climbing before long he was an expert in all kinds of weapons with a total kill streak of 7 million by the age of 15,one could say that he committed animal genocide. Now to tell the story of how I came to be I must tell you of how my Mother and Father met it was the year 8501bc and My Father was hunting the Woolly Mammoths who stayed by his cave. He told me that he heard a scream he rushed towards it and there was a girl of 15 he killed the woolly Mammoth and brought the girl back to his cave. After Several months they fell in love On the 23rd of January 8500bc they had sex the pleasure lasted 4 hours an orgasmic record 9 months  later I was born. As soon as I was born I was ready to explore the world around me to see what life was like I was considered to be some kind of prodigy who was more intelligent than the gods. Some of my Accomplishments before the age of 20 included inventing a system of counting that was superior to the Hindu Arabic numerals I did this at the age of 5, I learned how to speak in 35 different languages at the age of 9 and I read my 1st scroll at 2 days old in those days all learning was passed down on scrolls. At the age of 15 in the year 8485bc my Mother was killed by a Wizard who went by the name of Solitazar she was turned into a rat then crushed. After that tragic event my Father told me that he would train me in the art of survival too do this I had to pass 3 trials the trial of blood the trial of courage and the trial of loss. The 1st trial was the trial of blood I had to hunt 10 million animals in 10 weeks I succeeded after ten days. The 2nd trial the trial of courage involved me climbing up to the sacred peak of Mount Alaska to drink from the fountain of youth this would halt my aging at 25 and give me Absolute immortality. The 3rd task the trial of Loss was by far the most difficult as this involved me having to choose between loosing my Father or killing a demon I chose to let this demon free little did I know that it would one day become Adolf Hitler. After the trials were completed I journeyed home to see my Father dying he had been killed by the Demon I sent free. I did not choose the path of revenge as I saw this as a weakness for what if I became as evil as that Demon. Years passed until my 25th birthday arrived I celebrated it alone by Practicing what in the future would be called Topology. A Year later I grew bored and decided to meditate for 50 years I did not exit the meditation until I was 76 years old a long time to be at peace longer than anyone else. On the 25th of December 8424bc I Awoke from my meditation fully healed from the trauma that demon had put on my family. After I woke up I decided that I would start my own tribe and eventually expand it across Ea but first I had to convince the Elder to grant me permission too leave the tribe. "My boy you are welcome to leave any time for the big wide world is waiting for you." I thanked him and journeyed until too find followers after 10 years I had found 5000 followers who helped me to become the leader of the Clay tribe. The first thing I did with my followers was journey until I found myself an open patch of land in which to start my kingdom. The requirements for the foundations of the were that it couldn't be more than 45.67degrees away from the north pole, it also couldn't be more than 2000m above sea level. In the end I chose to use a large open field as the place where I would set up the kingdom the field was located in northern Spain. Me and my followers started to build we built until all the field was covered we were the most advanced people in the land for we had already built fortifications around us. After 30 years and my 106th birthday the once small village had grown to be the biggest city in the world with a total of 800 million buildings and 20 million people. 50 years later when I was 156 years of age the whole of the western world was under my control I decided that I would resign after I reached the age of 205. The reason for this was because of my immortality I could not do the same thing for ever so I would change what I did every century or two. But first I had to select my heir was it to be my Son or my Daughter? In the end I chose my Daughter as she was the most capable for the Job. After leaving the kingdom and my family I travelled to the land that would one day be called Italy so as to build myself a life as a merchant trading rare books. 20 years later I had become a successful trader with a reputation that made me known throughout the world for I was the 1st billionaire in the History of Mankind. By the 100th year of me being a trader I had already amassed such a fortune in gold that a great palace was built with estimated fortune of £8.5 trillion in today's money. 100 years after that I became increasingly bored about being a merchant selling very rare books so on my 405th birthday I left Italy and travelled back to Britain so as to live my life in a cave for 500 years. After taking as many books as I could with me so that I would have some entertainment for the next 500 years I set out to Britain. When I arrived in Britain I noticed that my cave was still in perfect order