User:FartFromTheFuture

Yo, wassup B-Dawgs, is me, da dank b055 ov da hau5. Nao lisen d fuk up u faggets or iyll rekt u and ur mum.

 The Dank Story Me was born in the completely undank country of n00bistan where I was raised by an undank family but then XXxIlluminati#420BlazeItxXX invaded d cuntri and capturd me. "ill shit on ur face n gib u da nek snap den thro yu off dat cliff just 4 lols" i sed. Den dey capturd me. In dere sekret undergroun lizerd base I diskuverd d sekret 2 bein 2dank4u dat am not gunna tell u. Den I got liek dank powers jsut for d sake ov d stori so ai cen brek aut uv d baes n kik der a55es. Kso I did det and den was rekruted by Piderman n Baman 4 bein pard ov da Uvengars butt I sed no cuz if I sed yes it wudnt b heroik enuff. Kso I felt loenly sins was d only dank persun in da wurld and decaded 2 creat d Dankville so cud gib da residents da gift of dankness. Kso dey wer happi and Dankville has been wurken happeli evur sins.