User:Gabby the Mimikyu/Sandbox

"I think the first time I learned what life meant was when I saw the oh so mesmerizing jelly beans. Ah yes! Being made with the literal shit of an insect, one would expect the jelly bean to be a thing to be mocked for the ages. And yet the taste is quite splendid. Not quite the same as bricks or glass shards, but still a taste I would fancy on a date, accompanied by wine perhaps. Of course, I can draw an analogy here to life. People ponder about existence. They ponder about meaning and worth and God. But the truth is that the actual meaning of life will only be what you yourself make of it. Nothing will simply arrive to you on a big silver platter unless you're some rich douche, so work hard and be proud. And don't be afraid to trample others, because might is the truth."

- Andrew Cassidy's Manifesto