Template:User:Starfleet Academy/Quotes

This page lists all past quotes I've used on my Global user profile. Entries with Roman Numerals in a "(parentheses)" suffix, denote multiple uses.

April-May

 * "Zero point six eight seconds... For an android, that is nearly an eternity." –Data

May-June

 * "[Time is] like a predator. It's stalking you." – Dr. Tolian Soran

July 8-22

 * "Fantastic guys, not bad for a number two driver, cheers!" – Mark Webber

August

 * "I'm a doctor, not a counter-insurgent!" – Voyager's EMH program

September

 * "Sometimes it takes courage to try..." &mdash; Captain Jean-Luc Picard

October

 * &ldquo;There's no rest for the weary.&rdquo; &mdash; Gibbs

November

 * &ldquo;We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.&rdquo; &mdash; The Borg Collective

December '12–(mid-)February '13

 * Picard: &ldquo;I know how real this must seem to you, but it's not. This isn't really your house. We are both of us caught up in some kind of temporal nexus.&rdquo; Kirk: &ldquo;Dill.&rdquo; Picard: &ldquo;I beg your pardon?&rdquo; Kirk: &ldquo;Dill weed. In the cabinet, second self to the left...&rdquo; Picard: &ldquo;Sigh.&rdquo; [moves towards cabinet] Kirk: &ldquo;...behind the oregano.&rdquo; &mdash; Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Captain James T. Kirk in the Nexus.

(Mid-)February–March

 * &ldquo;Risk is part of the game. You wanna sit in that chair?&rdquo; &mdash; Captain James T. Kirk indicating, to Captain John Harriman, the CO's chair on the Enterprise-B's bridge.

April–May

 * &ldquo;We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here. This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!&rdquo; &mdash; Captain Picard on the Borg.

June

 * Bashir: &ldquo;Of all the stories you told me [about your past over the last week], which ones were true and which ones weren't?&rdquo; Garak: &ldquo;My dear doctor, they're all true!&rdquo; Bashir: &ldquo;Even the lies?&rdquo; Garak: &ldquo; Especially the lies.&rdquo; &mdash; Doctor Julian Bashir and Elim Garak.

July

 * &ldquo;Truth is simply an excuse for a lack of imagination.&rdquo; &mdash; Garak.

August–September

 * "&ldquo;In an honest service there is thin rations, low wages and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking? No, a merry life and a short one shall be my motto.&rdquo;" &mdash; The pistol-proof, pirate Captain Bart Roberts (c.1682–1722) on his "profession".

October

 * &ldquo;I'm not sleeping, I'm checking my eyelids for holes.&rdquo; &mdash; Joseph Sisko, after being woken.

(Hallowe'en–)November

 * &ldquo;We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.&rdquo; &mdash; The Borg Collective (ii)

December

 * &ldquo;You'd shoot a man in the back?&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?&rdquo; &mdash; Odo and Elim Garak.

January

 * &ldquo;I prefer the spots to the pointed ears.&rdquo; &mdash; Jadzia, on being a Romulan.

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