User:Hyperealistic Gaben

Hello! I am the scary and hyperealistic version of PATRIXXX! Sorry, no hot Ganondorf or Malleo bosses in Half Life 3! I'm working on a kid-friendly version of half life 2 so kids could spam crowbars and throw hyperealistic toys at hostile npcs! Which means no Portal or Half Life 3 until PATRIXXX dies (which would never happen!)