User:BoringDragon

''I am Boring Dragon! Mua-ha-ha! Ugh, no. I am totally NOT evil, thank you very much. I am actually quite nice, if you ask me. But also (of course) boring. I am so boring a guy fainted with boredom once. Sadly. I try to be better at being not-boring, but it is very, very hard, considering I was born to be boring (not evil). You see, my mommy was more boring than I. She always droned on about everything. Like me, as you can see. If you were boring to everyone in the whole universe (and beyond), how would you feel? Well, I’D feel kinda SAD *chuckle*. Yep. Maybe not THAT sad, but a little sad. Yeah, that’s right. A LITTLE sad.''