User:St3ricallyhindered

Greetings! I'm Denise Fong. Here's everything you need to know about me!

 Basics 

- Denise "Den" Fong (方丹)

- ISTP 5w6 sp/sx (My Ti-Ni loops are more common than you think)

- Pronouns: She/Her

- Can communicate in: English, Chinese/Cantonese, French. However, if you swear at me in another language, I would most probably know it.

- Status: Trying to finish 5000 new projects in a span of 3 years

 My character traits: 

- I am very proficient in meme language and have a considerable number of traumatised OCs

- Not Slavic, but loves anything of the sort!

- I'm the quiet kid at the back of the class who is suspiciously knowledgeable in nuclear physics

- Either morbidly quiet or deafeningly loud rambling, there is no in between

- Personality-wise, I'm mostly calm, (sometimes overly) analytical, really passionate about the things I like, laid-back and (surprisingly) quite expressive. However, I consider myself overly critical/judgemental, blunt, somewhat pessimist, cynical and prone to procrastination.

- I can be pretty sarcastic and/or flooded with schadenfreude when in a bad mood. Please inform me if it happens and sorry for any inconvenience caused.

 Current obsessions: 

- Run 3 (got obsessed over it only recently! Pro tip: use the Runner unless you can't)

- MBTI, typology, enneatypes, cognitive functions (How do I have high Ti and Fi at the same time?? lol)

- Organic chemistry = LOML! Nucleophilic substitution reactions in chemistry (I'm absolutely convinced that SN1 reaction mechanisms are better than SN2 mechanisms, change my mind) aromatic compounds, heterocycles

- Quantum mechanics and nuclear physics

- Yugoslav history (20th century, e.g. Warsaw Pact, etc.)

- Music theory

- Memes

- Dream destination: The Czech Republic / Austria

 DNI:  Basic DNI criteria - I will block you if you act hatefully to anyone. '''Also, politics is strictly off-limits (politics =/= history, traditions, folk culture!). Do NOT mention anything political, or else I will block and report you.''' Don't say I didn't warn you beforehand.

Mantra: "Our goal is to completely kill the planet & 99% of bacteria on it for the lowest price." (May '23)

Fun fact: I have, in fact, spilled sodium hydroxide solution on my hand before while doing a titration. My skin peeled off for a few days afterward.

Vibing to: 熱愛105度的你 (22 March '23)

'''Please contact me via Discord only in case of emergencies. Emojis make me uncontrollably angry for reasons I still do not understand, so please avoid this also.'''