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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick. As of recently, he is known for his political endorsement of Mike Huckabee, and rumours of a White House run in 2012.

Carlos Raymond Norris, Esq (b. 1940), better known by his nickname "Chuck," was a world-renowned everyman the likes of which no one had seen since Paul Bunyan. Though he somehow managed to do every conceivable action both possible and impossible in his lifetime, his reputation has been slightly tarnished in recent years by allegations of steroid use. In fact, though his legacy is great, some even question whether or not he actually did anything notable. However, these allegations have been largely quieted in recent years, due mostly to irrational fears that his power will smite them.

Chuck's 8 commandments:

1/ Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

2/ Chuck Norris doesn't lie, the truth is simply mistaken.

3/ Some people say:« violence isn't a solution » Chuck Norris answers: « you didn't hit hard enough ».

4/ Chuck Norris has already beaten the time in a race against time.

5/ Chuck Norris once ran for a minute in less than 60 seconds.

6/ Chuck Norris can remember the future.

7/ Smoking reduces your chances to get killed by Chuck Norris.

8/ When Chuck Norris reads a Chuck Norris fact, he doesn't laugh. He remembers ...

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