User:Big Walking Carpet

Big Walking Carpet
"'Growl. Yell. Wookiee noises.'"

Translation from Wookiee language:

Hey smugglers and Jedi! I'm Big Walking Carpet, and you've found my profile! For a buff and hairy dude, I sure am a nerd. Totally into Star Wars, comics, movies, gaming, writing, subpar fanart, flying with my buddy Han, singing with my family on Kashyyk, books, animation, history, comedy, and other weird stuff no other Wookiee would seemingly like.

Note: Like Porgs. On a Porg-free diet.