User blog:SmolderBoulderHolder/A Bit Extreme

(NOTE THIS IS IN REGARD TO THE MLP:FIM SEASON 8 FINALE. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE SPOILED ON SUCH, DO NOT READ.)

Am I the only one who thinks that sending a pegasus filly to Tartarus was a little on the extreme side? Like obviously she can't just go off without a hitch. She did almost doom all of Equestria after all, but I feel like sending a young filly to the pony equivalent of HELL is a bit overboard. We know Cozy Glow is minipulative and could probably find some way out of any ordinary juvenile prison (if Equestria even has those), but I feel like a dungeon would've been better than the pony equivilent of HELL. Or at least jail, but not HELL. Equestria has to have jails because we've seen cops. One had adressed Pinkie Pie when she was trying to get into the closed rock pouch shop.

Another thing I'm curious about is WHERE IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA ARE COZY GLOW'S PARENTAL UNITS? Maybe they were mentioned or something, I haven't been able to keep exactly up to date, but as far as I know, there hasn't been a single mention of her parents. So where are they while their daughter is threatening all of Equestria as they know it? Is she an orphan? Is that why she's evil because of her lack of parenting?

Also HOW IN TARNATION did a pegasus filly become penpals with Tirek? What would you even write as an adress on the envalope?

Tartarus

The Big Cage In The Back With The Cenataur Thing In It

Tirek

Who would even deliver that letter and why would a filly such as Cozy Glow ever get the idea to write Tirek a letter anyway. Like was she at school (before the friendship school) one day and the teacher was all like:

"Hey kids, you know how people write letters to military people?"

"Yeah."

"Well since this is Equestria and we don't have wars and stuff here and since the royal guard does nothing we're gonna write letters to monsters in Tartarus instead."

And then Cozy Glow got Tirek and then they've been penpals ever since? Also why is Cozy Glow even attending the friendship school? From what I can tell this place is at least a high school or a college. So why is a tiny filly not only a student there, but also the HEADMARE'S ASSISTANT? Seriously there are some major issues with this. I get that they were trying to go for the whole 'the innocent and unsuspected child was the bad guy all along' theme, but it just doesn't make sense for Cozy to be attending the friendship school. It just doesn't.

I know this is Equestria and all and we have names here such as SPOILED MILK (who the heck names their child spoiled milk in Equestria or elsewhere like no wonder she got married and changed her last name to Rich), but what kind of name is Cozy Glow? Maybe it's to represent the fact that she gives off this kind of trusting and ready to help personality. Like maybe it's suggesting how she gives off a figurative comfortable glow/vibe that makes people trust her? I don't know, but of all MLP names, she's one of the weirder ones to me, though with the analogy I just made I guess that name makes sense at least. I guess it's the Cozy part that gets me. It's kind of like naming someone 'Warm' or 'Dry' after a feeling. Despit it's strangness it still doesn't top the name Spoiled Milk.