User:Jssamp

I invented time and photosynthesis. I gave Einstein the idea for his Theory of Relativity. I can divide by zero and I know the real root of negative one. I told Rosa Parks not to move and I once used strands of my own hair to stitch the wounds of a helpless Tibetan child. I meditate weekly with the Dalai Lama and I taught Gandhi how to weave. I beat Superman in the 100-yard dash. I know where Amelia Earhart is and I showed Odysseus the way home. I've done all of this, but I still can't pull a decent car from a crate in CSR2.