User:DarthWafflehouse

Darth Wafflehouse aka Darth MacSlick aka The Duchess of Destruction aka Head Priestess of the Espanadas aka Selene Erisene aka Selene Annette Priscilla Erisene aka OKAY WE GET IT she has a lot of titles... Nobody fucks with the wafflehouse. Ain't nobody. After glorious raep (receiving or applying) she became anti-God and pwned everyone in SWRP without them knowing it. Waffles is best known for being overly enthusiastic about murder to the point it is annoying. Thnx. This is an In Character profile for the Classical Universe SWRP Parody Wiki Selene Erisene btw. Biography Sleen was born a long time ago, when space travel was still a lulzy concept of George Lucas srs business. After pwning Mexico and enslaving their wizards to form a cult called the Espanadas, she got the girl of her dreams ( HUZZAH!! ) and then killed her. D: Because she was a no good two timing bimbo. ._. She built a suit that makes Iron Man look like a pussy. For great lulz it is made of lightsaber resistant material and protected from Force attacks. After doing frakking nothing for a million years, Biggie Waffles decided to fight Alx Zorro on Corellia. This was the last known incident of Alx dying (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) so its generally accepted as timeline canon. That was the last known incident where Sleen was srs. Since then she ascended to a higher plane of hotness and POWAH, never to be seen again. Unless you a lil bitch and make me come back to that group I swear I'll whip kick every single one of you to Kingdom Hearts and back. >.< Teh Died A list of RPers Wafflehouse has killed, this article is incomplete as she is always killing them, even right now as you're reading this.  Alx Zorro Gemma Mirage Johnny Sithspawn (fake Darth Krayt took soul residue and tried to reincarnate him) Johnny Sithspawn (delicious soul residue) herself Darth Revan Darth Rivan Darth Rovan</li> Denzel Washington</li> Jarjar Binks</li> Boba Fett</li> Kyle Katarn (and stole his beard)</li> Jesus</li> Several sleezy Hutts (for graet justice)</li> The second shooter on the grassy knoll (or was it her?)</li> Everyone.</li> </ul>