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BTW, could you post this for me on BSDR 5 part 2?

Nuke: I never thought the day would come where I meet my equal in terms of power… So why must he be so ANNOYING?!! Ah well. Now that he’s that he’s dead, I can recreate him- IN MY IMAGE.

Later…

Nuke: Ah, Lettuce. I can always count on you for supplies.

Lettuce: No prob, Nuke. Now, do you want a hardcover or soft cover Necronomicon?

Nuke: Hardcover, obviously. It feels more… Engaging.

Lettuce: Alright. Have fun, buddy!

Later… (Again)

Nuke (In his authentic gothic mansion):

I̶̙̝̞̮̪̲̅̽͐̽ ̛́ͯ́̎̽ͬ́҉̳̠̳̻͍͍͔l̰̬̲͋̐ͧͬͩ̐̚͢͡ᴉ̴͖̱̎͐̚ʞ̢͇̠̙ͬͮ̂̂̓ͩ͐ǝ̵̮̣͛ͫ̓̾͐̔̓͋ͮ ͚̤̰̟͚̟̙̮̖̌͒ͮɔ̵͉̻͚̰̓͋̃͠ɥͬ͌҉͇̗̰͕͢ᴉ̜̫͇̙͆̆͂͊̆ɔ̮̞͉̯͓̗͔̤̆̎͆ͮͬ͒̀ͩ̋͢͞͠ʞ̄̆̔ͬ͏͉͔̹̪͈ǝ̳̬͇̯̈́̾͑͗ͩ̐̈̀u͉͖͕͉͉̥̜͈͗͊́ͅ'̧̰̯̲̜͍̐̑ͫ̓ ̛͓̠̠͉͓̞̓̊̒ͨ̃̃͐͑̎Ỉ͔̜͈͖̯͇͎ͬ͛̈́̌̌ ̡̦͎̦̐́ͤ̐l̪̤̳̪͎̗̠̮͑̂̀ͪ̀ͩ̉̊͡ᴉ̳̩̠͓͙̙͚̳͑͋̑ͮ̈͟͠ʞ̫̹͌̔͒̽̽͐̈́͝ǝ̷̪̲̱̭͈͍ͫͬ̎̀̏͟ ̡͕̼́͐͊͐ͣl̞̱̖̦ͨ͋͑ͬ̀ͫ̊̂͘͜ᴉ͂̈͐̌͏̥̩̙̖̰ʌ͎͇̖ͮͤ̿̓͊ͨͦ͝ǝ͓̭̠̝́ͯͫ͞ɹ̻̬̪̖̠̅̇͋ͧͭ̉̇͘͡ͅ'͚̇ͬͦ̔̅̚ ̶̢̘̩̥̯̟̫͚͍ͦͮͭͭ̓͋͡W̨̬̟͇͎̾ͥ̌ͦͥ̚ǝ̝̙̼͇̖̫͉͒ͣͯͪo̢̝̻̊͜͠ͅʍͩ̐ͫ̔̄̆̇̕͏̧͉ɯ̴ͬͮ̓͞͏͙̼̭̳̠̤ᴉ̡̗͇̪̩̖͙̗͔̎͊ͣx͙̫̳̫̲ͦ̏̅̋̅̈́ͮ ̹̦̂͠W̱͍̝ͨǝ̮͖͈̥̲̪̠͉ͯ̈́͋̇̃͂́o̦̻̜ͯͦ̀ͮ̑̽ͨ̅̕ʍ͓̟͙͗̀̎͌ͤ̎͘ͅͅɯ̸̡ͤ͛̿҉͈͎̦̙͉͉ͅᴉ̧̧̮̘̣͖̳̠͐ͭ̇̊͋͆̆͌́ẍ̷͎̙͇͍̔͡ ̻̜͔̬͖̩̫̐̒̾̔̇ͮ͋̕͟d͓̗͉̦͎̪͗ͪ͒͊ͬ̇́l̷̩̤̱̦̻̜͖̜̈́ͪͬ͗́ͯͯǝ̡͈̙͓̜̈́̓̃ͯ̅̌͐͟ɐ͎̮̬̗͔ͩ̊ͯ̄ͤs̜̰͈̬͉̲̦̋͊ͥ́͞ǝ̲͔͆̉ͧ̅ ̝̻̟͍ͪ̇p̷̢̦͓̫̓ͣ̽́̚ǝ̛ͨ̈̅͞͏̬͕ļ̰̭͙͚̖̰́̄͒̓̃̈ͭ̚ᴉ̛̥̺̼̥̦͓̌ͯͅʌ͌̈̏́͠͏͓̩ǝ̴̪̞̩̤͑̎̏ͭ͌̕ɹ̙̲̺̘͚̫̜̈̓͆ͫ¡̺̥͓͐̓ͨ̐̚̚

(Square rises from the pentagram, misshapen and braindead)

Square: Peeeaass and carrottts…

Nuke: Ah, nuclear crap, did I mess up the ritual again?

Square: Peeeaass and carrottts…

Nuke: Goddamn it, Evil Dead always makes it look so easy!

Square: Peeeaass and ca-

(Nuke disintegrates ‘Square’ with an atomic blast)

Nuke: Welp, my army of the dead will have to wait a bit longer to happen.