User:DetonatingPoultry

Greetings. I am DetonatingPoultry, an expansion to my original and discarded account, ExplodingChickens. (I do hope you've noticed the trend.) I am an author of both fiction and non-fiction works, and have been validated and vindicated in that regard, with more than one of my pieces being published. This does not establish me as any sort of authority, though. I would, however, claim to know more about Star Wars than most people, being able to pick out cameos in less than a parsec. I'm also a fan of Halo, steampunk literature in general and history, which is without a doubt the most fantastically strange thing ever to have happened.

If you have questions, please feel free to leave them here for me to answer. I hope I can be of assistance.