User:Jacob P Secrest

Jacob P Secrest currently lives in Columbus, OH, his current personal project is to revitalize the Wikicity Censorship.

Jacob P Secrest also has a tendancy to refer to himself in the third person.

Jacob P Secrest is a contributor to Uncyclopedia under the pseudonym Surreal Hamster.

Interests
His interests include:
 * Comic Books
 * Film
 * Politics
 * Objectivism

Personal To-Do List

 * Revitalize Censorship
 * Improve Grades