User:Awesomereesee

About me
Hey, I'm a 15 year old unabashadly immature and pretentious Brilliant But Lazy "ethnic" white autistic girl who fricking dyed her hair purple and looks like a Fremen Alana Haim with low standards and a screwed up sense of humor who's not born ready from San Antonio (though still a New Yorker at heart and my parents came from there), I like Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks (most of the time, (cough Shark Tale cough)), A24, Memes, Cartoons, Anime, Bad movies (to the point my avatar is the Gwen from The Misty Green Sky), Retro stuff, Pizza, Cute Animals, Music, Monsters, Alamo Drafthouse, pissing people off, and movies in general. My favorite youtubers are Saberspark, RebelTaxi, Lindsay Ellis, Jenny Nicholson, Shaun, Elvis The Alien, 24 Frames Of Nick, LS Mark, Worhikids (why does he have a better reason for Palphatine to survive than the actual movies), SungWo Cho, Dan Olson, Whang, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, Drew Gooden, Defunctland, Walrusguy, Blameitonjorge and Phelous. Aspiring actress/filmmaker/comedian/Nothing Lasts Forever bootlegger/hack. Permanently banned from TV Tropes. Also on a quest to find out what happened to The Adventures Of Bunny Bravo (may even create a Lost Media Wiki page on it). May be a bisexual furry. Cosmic Book News is the worst source for superhero movies (as well as sci fi movies in general, in fact the website makes me ashamed for being part of the superhero/sci fi community). #1 Tiptoes and Oh Heavenly Dog historian/stan. INFP. Former drama causer, but not anymore (though I still accidentally cause drama with a certain Reddit user I should not name). My favorite non Fandom wiki is Lost Media Wiki. My least favorite wikis on any platform are the Reception Wikis/"Qualitipedia". Member of what Cosmic Book News calls Kevin Feige's zombie audience for having a different opinion than him and proud of it. Waiting for somebody to enlighten me for thinking The Last Jedi is a good movie and not liking Joker (I found it more mediocre is anything) and not being a fan of The Critical Drinker (will I even allowed to say I don't think he's funny or say I think his Ryan Drake is a bit to generic and the "wrong kind" of boring for my liking (still enjoyed it more than True Allegiance) without his fans getting on my case) and even enjoying Ghostbusters 2016 and even The Blues Brothers 2000, Coneheads and Nothing But Trouble more than Ghostbusters Afterlife and worst of all have Resident Evil Apocalypse as my least favorite in the franchise and legit enjoying Retribution. Supporter of the filmsis revolution. Has no modicum of taste. Opinion criminal. Trapped on an love/hate relationship with Max The Movie Guy, Dave Chapelle and Lionsgate. Release the butthole cut of Cats. Release the Lord/Miller cut of Solo. Release the McNally cut of Kangaroo Jack. Release the Sapochnik cut of Finch (I still enjoyed the movie but still). Release the Liman cut of Chaos Walking. Release the Wedge cut of Monster Trucks. Release the Craven cut of Cursed. Release The Saget cut of Dirty Work. Release the Gaghan cut of Dolittle. Release the Schumacher cut of Batman Forever. Release the Hill cut of Supernova. Release the Lee cut of Frozen 2. Release the R and NC 17 rated cuts of Mrs Doubtfire. Save Nimona. Credit all artists. Save KJ Schrock. SJW Disney shill piece of 💩. Anti Gamergate, Cosmicgate, and Animegate and proud of it. Local celebrity in my community. Gryffindor. Does not exist according to a Letterboxd list. Candidate for stupidest person with an above average IQ (but Owen Benjamin is preventing me from getting it). Few fries short of discovering the alternate universe where Chevy Chase was in The Shining, Indiana Jones and Forrest Gump. Unironically prefers when Joaquin Phoenix did artsy fartsy hipster trash like Her, Inherent Vice and The Master. Will make an argument when discussing Steven Spielberg's filmography that 1941 and AI are better than Ready Player One and when discussing Clint Eastwood's filmography that Space Cowboys is better than American Sniper. Get woke go woke is a lie. Supporter of a potential Red Guardian movie. Mentally singing a punk rock cover of "It Don't Worry Me" from Nashville to rejected animals from some direct to video kids movies with the murals from 3 Women in the background.

Tropes regarding my life
Adorkable: Occasionally

All Of The Other Reindeer: A bit scared of being this at my social club

Apologizes A Lot: Yes, and I'm sorry

Big Eater: Occasinally

Bile Fascination: I have this a lot

Brilliant, But Lazy: Of course

Character Development: Been trying to be more assertive recently

Cloudcuckoolander: Having such straits in earlier years seems to run in my family from my mother's side

Deadpan Snarker: Oh yeah

The Ditherer: Oh yeah

Driven To Madness: Me after I watched The Trump Prophecy

Evil Vs Evil: My thoughts on the "greedy film studios" vs "right wing modern pop culture youtubers" (overly long and unnecessary eleboration coming soon)

Fatal Flaw: The need to be liked and fit in

Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: Responsible to my younger brother's foolish

Flyover Country: I live in Texas

The Friend Nobody Likes: Has a fear of being one at my social club

Guilty Pleasure: I find TV Tropes' Tropes that will never happen pages to be oddly funny... I gotta agree with one on the complaining part: Woody Allen does creep me out, even as a cartoon Ant.

Heroic Self Deprecation: Do it a lot, even if my mom disaproves

I Hate Past Me: I unironically wanted to see Norm Of The North when it came out and actually liked the 2013 Walking With Dinosaurs movie when I was younger, yeah, though doing stuff like defending Zoe Quinn and The Last Jedi would probably mean to some people I haven't matured

In Name Only: My dream version of Cats And Dogs lol

Locked Out Of The Loop: Didn't know about Mozart999 becoming nuetral on Trolls until I made a joke about Trolland

Mistaken For Racist: Has had incidents, like when I almost bleached my clothes and towels

Mysterious Infromat: To the Slimehouse podcast

Real Dreams Are Weirder: I could write a book about it, here's a google docs based on versions of movies in my dreams: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JR_LIkYDyOiok1SzX2n9QbMenhIvTgWFlagIaOqPbLQ/edit

The Scrappy: Haves some and secret rivals at my Social Club

Sweet Tooth: Not afraid to chow down on Skittles, mainly on road trips

Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza and Whataburger, on the drinks side, Apple And Eve and Sprite

Troll: Ocassionally, unfortunately, just ask Mozart999

Movies I wanna make in the future cause I'm weird
(the films will hopefully be animated in a style that resembles a mix of Spider Man Into The Spiderverse/The Mitchells Vs The Machines, The Iron Giant, classic Disney films, Pixar, Dreamworks, Laika, Don Hertfield's cartoons, Pannonia Studios films (mainly the ones by Marcell Jankovics and Attila Dargay), Cartoon Saloon, Moebius's art, Jan Schvankmar's work, Jonni Phillip's work, Noelle Stevensen's artwork, Adult Swim cartoons, Wes Anderson's animated films, Terry Gilliam's art, Jorge R Gutierrez's cartoons, Jim Henson's puppetry, and Studio Ghibli)

The Christmas Skippers, got the idea when watching Christmas With The Kranks. Will ideally be Get Out meets Christmas With The Kranks and Hot Fuzz

For Teh Lulz, parody of internet horror movies (namely Feardotcom, Smiley and Chain Letter), got the idea from watching Phelous's reviews of them

Go Viral, dark comedy psychological body horror about a scientist experimenting with mysterious alien parasites who slowly goes insane after participating in a groundbreaking experiment on some dogs and believes them to be the next step in evolution

Knight And Dragon, sword and sorcery film

Bad Game, sci fi thriller about a group of people on a game shoe gone bad

Untitled Single Location Film, exactly what it says on the tin

Untitled Time Travel film, it's probably gonna have an emphasis on speculative evolution, with some inspiration from me not really knowing my grandfather

Same As It Ever Was, coming of age dramedy

A Cat Among Dogs, thriller where the twist is that the character with a mental illness is the good guy and is an actually realistic portrayal of mental illness

The Island Of Nowhere, adventure about a group of scientists who, after some giant insects mysteriously wash up on the coast of Honululu, go to an island seeminlgy in the middle of nowhere to investiagate

Best/Worst Christmas Ever, comedy about a family's misadventures on Christmas

Arlo Finch, trilogy based on the books of the same name by John August (don't worry, I'll try to make sure it's not like a certain OTHER YA adaptation that's acronymns are AF

Born Standing Up, film adaptation of the autobiography by Steve Martin

Untitled filmmaking project, about a group of people who are hired on a project, but with only one catch: the director is a psychopathic filmbro

I Am You, You Are Me, darkly comedic thriller about a group of people who undergo experiences including body swapping and doppelgangers

The Pleasure of my Company, film adaptation of the book by Steve Martin

Hans My Hedgehog, adaptation of the fairy tale of the same name

Victories Greater Than Death, adaptation of the book by Charlie Jane Anders

All The Birds In The Sky, adaptation of the book by Charlie Jane Anders

Untitled post apocalyse movie

Wickofrey, Halloween themed fantasy comedy about a witch

Just Friends, action comedy about two people who go to a "masculinity reclamation" convention and realize their in love, and end up finding out about a conspiracy by the organizers of the event, think Fight Club meets But I'm A Cheerleader meets Lethal Weapon meets The Nice Guys meets Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

Sam The Songbird, musical about a songbird who was raised by a theatre owner

The Thief Of Always, adaptation of the book by Clive Barker

Migration, if you took every road movie you ever loved and have the main characters consist of birds, you'd get this movie

Untitled parallel universe project, based on ideas weird ideas that have shown up in my head

Escape From China, satirical movie about a Bear who's a parody of Winnie The Pooh and his friends (including but not limited to parodies of the rest of the Pooh Gang and a talking Jasmine Flower) who have to escape from a Chinese prison and save the world from China

Raiders Of The Lost Movies, comedy action adventure thriller movie about a couple of film students on the run after finding copies of lost movies on a road trip

The Gecko, idea came from a Gecko that keeps showing up on my dad's car

Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, Fairy Tale comedy about a wolf who decides to change, then becomes a sheep, then has to team up with a characters he'd usually eat

Untitled Animal Transformation movie, don;t even know

Movies with the Awesomereesee Seal Of Approval (alphabetical order) (work in progress)
3 Idiots

3 Women (may have happened to me and my buddy Erika also now that Disney owns this and The Tree Of Life (in the US, the UK and Japan (which they actually distributed themselves in the region) at least) if they put either of these movies on Disney+ (especially if it's both) I would remove all the mixed feelings I've had towards the company as of late even if I know they would rather burn their studio than allow movies like these to be produced under their watch or at best do something similar to what they did to The Empty Man)

8 1/2

9 To 5 (Find it funny that Disney owns it now do to one scene)

10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Things I Hate About You (the only real Joker origin story)

12 Angry Men

12 Monkeys

12 Years A Slave

13 Going On 13

20th Century Women

21 Jump Street

22 Jump Street

25th Hour

35 Shots Of Rum

50/50

101 Dalmatians (1961)

127 Hours

300

The 400 Blows (this happened to my dad's buddy Éric)

500 Days Of Summer

1917

2001: A Space Oddesey

Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein

Adaptation

Ad Astra

The Addams Family (1991)

Addams Family Values

Adventureland

The Adventures Of Baron Munchasen

The Adventures Of Prince Achmed

The Adventures Of Mark Twain (I would be traumatized as a kid lol)

The Adventures Of Tintin

After Hours

Aguirre The Wrath Of God

AI Artificial Intelligience

Akira

Airplane (remember when parodies that were actually good was the norm rather than the exception)

Aladdin (1992)

Ali Fear Eats The Soul

Alice (1988)

Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Alien

Aliens

All About Eve

All Dogs Go To Heaven

All That Jazz

All The President's Men

Almost Famous

Amadeus (thanks Mozart999)

Amelie

American Graffiti (LuCaS wOuLd NeVeR pUt 50s AeStHeTiCs In HiS wOrKs)

American Honey

American Psycho (hey look! girls can do filmbro movies!)

An American Werewolf In London

Amour

Amores Perros

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

Andrei Rublev

Angel's Egg

Annihilation

Annie Hall (W**dy should take his own advice)

Anomalisa

Another Round

Aparajito

The Apartment

Apocalypse Now

Apollo 13

Argo

Arrival

Army Of The Dead

Arthur Christmas

Ash Is The Purest White

Atlantics

Audition

Autumn Sonata

The Avengers

Avengers Endgame

Avengers Infinity War

The Babadook (Australia's #1 gay icon)

Babe

Bacuru

Bad Black

Bad Trip (I don't know why but I have this conspiracy theory about the film that the leaking on Amazon Prime was a warning about Amazon's acquisition of MGM)

Baby Driver

Back To The Future

Back To The Future Part 2

Back To The Future Part 3

Badlands

Balto

Bambi

Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar

Barbie A Fashion Fairytale

Barbie And The Diamond Castle

Barbie And The Three Musketeers

Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper

Barbie In The 12 Dancing Princesses

Barbie Princess Charm School

Barry Lyndon

Barton Fink

Batman (1989)

Batman Returns

Battle Royale

Be Kind Rewind

Beasts Of The Southern Wilds

A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Beavis And Butthead Do America

Bee Movie

Beetlejuice

Before Midnight

Before Sunrise

Before Sunset

Being John Malkovich

Being There

Berberian Sound Studio (if they didn't cast an animator to voice Rumpelstilskin in Shrek Forever After in a refreshing move against the celebrification of voice acting I would be saying Toby Jones should have voiced Rumpelstilskin I don't know why I just think that)

Begman Island

The Beta Test

Bicycle Thieves

The Big Bad Fox And Other Tales

Big

Big Fish

Big Fish And Begonia

Big Hero 6

The Big Lebowski

The Big Short

The Big Sick

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill And Ted Face The Music

Birdboy

Birdman

The Birds

Birds Of Prey

Black Christmas (1974)

BlacKkKlansman

Black Panther

Black Swan

Blade Runner

Blade Runner 2049

Blazing Saddles

Blinded By The Light

Blindspotting

Blow Out

The Blues Brothers

Blue Ruin

Blue Velvet

Bo Burnham: Inside

Bolt

Bone Tomahawk

Bonnie And Clyde

Boogie Nights

The Book Of Life

Booksmart

Borat

Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm (wish we could get more dumb comedies that inaverdently expose politicians and casually say the protagonist killed lots of people)

Bottle Rocket

Bowfinger

The Boy And The Beast

Boy And The World

Boyhood

Boyz In The Hood

Brazil

The Breakfast Club

Breathless

Brewster McCloud

Brick

The Bride Of Frankenstein

Bridesmaids

A Brighter Summer Day

Brokeback Mountain (hate the Crash snub all you want but Jack Nicholson's expressions made it worth it... in my opinion at least)

Brooklyn

Burning

But I'm A Cheerleader (we didn't deserve this movie didn't we)

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

C'mon C'mon

Cabin In The Woods

The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari

Cache

Caddyshack

Call Me By Your Name

Candyman (1992)

Candyman (2021)

Can You Ever Forgive Me

Capote

Captain Marvel (please don't kill me)

Captain Underpants

The Card Counter

Carol

Carrie (1976)

Casablanca

Casino

Casino Royale

Cast Away

Castle In The Sky

Catch Me If You Can

Cats Don't Dance

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Chasing Amy (but why is the writer of the Minions movie in this)

Children Of Men

Chinatown (Mr P*l*sk* I'm not gonna forgive you still)

A Christmas Story

Chungking Express

Cinderella (1950)

Cinema Paradiso

Citizen Kane

City Lights

City Of God

Cleo From 5 To 7

Clerks

Clerks 2

A Clockwork Orange

Close Encounters Of The The Third Kind

Close Up

Cloverfield

Clue

Coco

Come And See

Conspirators Of Pleasure

Coraline

Crazy Rich Asians

Creating Rem Lezar

Creed

Creed 2

Crimes And Misdemanors (this would make sense if Walter and W**dy switched roles)

Cronos

Daisies

Dancer In The Dark

Dark City

The Dark Crystal

The Dark Knight

Dark Waters

Day Of The Dead

Days Of Heaven

Daughters Of The Dust

Dawn Of The Dead (1978)

Dawn Of The Dead (2004)

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

Dazed And Confused

Dracula (1931)

Deadpool

Deadpool 2

Dead Poets Society

Dead Ringers

The Death Of Stalin

Deep Cover

Deep Red

Demon Slayer: Infinity Train

The Departed

Despicable Me (but not Minions)

Die Hard

Dirty Dancing

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

The Disaster Artist

District 9

Django Unchained

Doctor Strange

Dog Day Afternoon

Donnie Darko

Don't Look Now (I still can't get over THAT video that put Angry Birds being right wing propaganda below THAT SCENE)

The Double Life Of Veronique

Doubt

Do The Right Thing

Doraemon Nobita And The New Steel Troops

Drive

Drive My Car

Dr No

Dr Strangelove

Duck Soup

Dumb And Dumber

Dune (2021)

Dunkirk

Edward Scissorhands

Ed Wood

The Edge Of Seventeen

Edge Of Tomorrow

Eigth Grade

Elf

Election

The Elephant Man

Emma (2020)

The Emporer's New Groove

Encanto

The End Of Evangelion

Eraserhead

Ernest And Celestine

Escape From New York

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

ET The Extra Terrestrial (own a toy I stole from Area 51)

Ex Machina

The Exorcist

Evangelion 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone

Evangelion 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

Evangelion 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0 Thrice Upon A Time

Ever After

The Exterminating Angel

Eyes Wide Shut

Eyes Without A Face

Face/Off

Fanny And Alexander

Fantasia

The Fantastic Mr Fox

Fantastic Planet

A Fantastic Woman

The Farewell

Fargo

Fast Five

Fateful Findings

The Father

The Favourite

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Fiddler On The Roof

The Fifth Element

Fighting With My Family

Fight Club (it's a gay romcom and you can't judge me for it)

The Final Exit Of The Disciples Of Ascencia

Finding Nemo

First Cow

First Reformed

Fitzcarraldo

Flash Gordon

Fletch

The Florida Project

The Fly

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forrest Gump

The Fountain

The Fox And The Hound

Frankenstein (1931)

Frances Ha

Freaks

Freaky Friday

Friday

Fright Night

The French Dispatch

Frozen

F*ck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob

The Fugitive

Full Metal Jacket

Funeral Parade Of Roses

Fury

Game Night

Gerald's Game

Get Out

Ghost In The Shell (1995)

A Ghost Story

Ghostbusters

Girl Interrupted

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Gladiator

The Godfather

The Godfather Part 2

Godzilla (1954)

Godzilla (2014)

Goldfinger

Gone Girl (the best Madea movie)

The Good The Bad And The Ugly

Goodbye Dragon Inn

Goodbye Farewell And Amen

Goodfellas

Good Time

Good Will Hunting

The Goonies

Gosford Park

The Graduate

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Gran Torino

Grave Of The Fireflies

Gravity

The Green Knight

The Green Mile

Green Room

The Great Mouse Detective

Gremlins

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Groundhog Day

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2

Halloween (1978)

Halloween (2018)

The Halloween Tree

Hamilton

The Handmaiden

Hannah And Her Sisters (why do I have to relate to the character played by a creep)

Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle

Harold And Maude

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban

Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Stone

The Hate U Give

The Haunting (1963)

Haywire (anyway screw Gina)

The Heartbreak Kid (1972)

Heat

Heathers

Heaven Knows What

Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy 2

Hellraiser

Hell Or High Water

Her (yes I prefer when Joquin Phoenix was doing artsy fartsy hipster trash like this)

Hereditary

High And Low

High Life

The Hills Have Eyes

Hiroshima Mon Amour

Hocus Pocus

The Holy Mountain (why was a copy sold in place of Shrek once)

Home Alone

Honey Boy

Horrible Bosses (I to would have thoughts of killing a boss if he looked like Kevin Spacey)

The Host (2006)

Hot Fuzz

House (1977)

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon 2

How To Train Your Dragon 3

Howl's Moving Castle

The Howling

Hugo

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1996)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games Catching Fire

The Hunger Games Mockingjay

The Hunt (2012)

The Hurt Locker

Hustlers

Ice Age

I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore

If Beale Street Could Talk

I Lost My Body

I Saw The Devil

I'm Thinking Of Ending Things

Ikiru

In A Lonely Place

In Bruges

In Cold Blood

In The Heat Of The Night

In The Heights

In The Mood For Love

Incendies

Inception

The Incredibles

Incredibles 2

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

Inglourious Basterds

Inherent Vice (see what I said about Her)

Inland Empire

Innerspace

The Innocents (1961)

Inside Lleywen Davis

Inside Out

Interstellar

Into The Woods (1991)

Invader Zim Enter The Florpus

The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)

The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)

The Invisible Man (2020)

The Irishman

The Iron Giant

Iron Man

Iron Man 3

Isle Of Dogs

I Tonya

IT

It Follows

It's A Wonderful Life

It's Such A Beautiful Day (why am I caring this much about a stick figure)

Italian Spiderman

Jaws

Jeanne Dielman

Jennifer's Body

The Jerk

Jerry Maguire

JFK

Joe Vs The Volcano

John Wick

John Wick: Chapter 2

John Wick: Parabellum

Johnny Corncob

Jojo Rabbit

Judas And The Black Messiah

Jules And Jim

Jumanji The Next Level

Jumanji Welcome To The Jungle

the Jungle Book (1967)

Juno

Jurassic Park

Kiki's Delivery Service

Kill Bill

The Killing Of A Sacred Deer

The King Of Comedy

King Richard

Kispamata

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Klaus

Klute

Knives Out

King Kong

Kong Skull Island

Krampus

Kubo And The Two Strings

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda 2

Kung Fu Panda 3

Kwaidan

La Dolce Vita

La Haine

Lady Bird

La La Land

The Landlord

The Last Detail

The Last Duel

The Last Picture Show

The Last Unicorn

Lawrence Of Arabia

Le Samourai

Leave No Trace

Legally Blonde (oh yeah I own that dog but white with black stripe-spots on his back and I will forever stand by my believe that Reese Whitherspoon and Kiwi Smith did more for the autistic community than Sia ever did)

The Legend Of Hei

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie 2

Let Me In

Let The Right One In

Lethal Weapon (but why does this franchise has more consistency than Die Hard, it's a truth I'll never know the answer to)

Lethal Weapon 2

Licorice Pizza

Life Is Beautiful

The Lighthouse

Lilo And Stitch

Lincoln

The Lion King (1994)

The Little Fox (say what you want to say about direct to video Disney sequels; some of them are actually guilty pleasures of mine; but at least they weren't the complete 180 like A Fox's Tale was to this movie)

The Little Mermaid

Little Miss Sunshine

A Little Princess

Little Shop Of Horrors

Little Woman (2019)

The Lobster

Logan (the only Logan to stan)

Logan Lucky

The Long Goodbye (this made me realize that what I call "The Last Jedi/Resident Evil effect" (when fans of a franchise go nuts because a film in the franchise (or in Resident Evil's case a series of films) isn't the way they want them) existed LONG before the 2000s and 2010s like I first thought)

Long Way North

Looper

Lord Of The Rings The Fellowship Of The Ring

Lord Of The Rings The Return Of The King

Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers

The Lost Boys (bat nip-)

The Lost City Of Z

The Lost Daughter

Lost Highway

Lost In Translation (someone should now translate the NEW most popular review on Letterboxd)

Love And Monsters

Love Exposure

Love On A Leash

Love Simon

Luca

Lucky And Zorba

Lupin III The First (dammit this is how Japan should do CGI)

Madagascar

Madagascar 2 (Moto Moto likes me)

Madagascar 3

Mad Max: Fury Road

Magic Mike

Magic Mike XXL

Magnolia

Malcolm X

Manchester By The Sea

Mandy

The Man Who Fell To Earth

The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh

Marriage Story

El Mariachi

Marona's Fantastic Tale

The Martian

Mary And Max

Mary And The Witch's Flower

Mary Poppins

MASH

The Master (this film is actually about {redacted})

Matilda

The Matrix (I will live and die by the statement that it counts as a film by female directors and that this film is a trans allegory)

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix Resurrections

Me And Earl And The Dying Girl

Mean Girls

Megamind (Minion is the true Minions and you can't question my grammar)

McCabe And Mrs Miller

Men In Black (cue Nine Lives)

Melancholia

Memories Of Murder

Metropolois (1927) (BlameItOnJorge I love you but you should have less confusion on why something from Germany ended up in Argentina anyway this is the only German thing that should have ended up in Argentina)

Miami Vice

Midsommar

Million Dollar Baby (I'll never forget that one time I was on A Wiki That Shall Not Be Named and they were critizizing the mom in the movie and called her Margo Martindale solely because of her actress)

Minari

Mind Game

Minority Report

Miracle On 34th Street

Mirai

Misery (damn I've seen people online who'd unironically do this without a thought)

Mishima A Life In Four Chapters

Mission Impossible: Fallout (Henry Cavill's musta-)

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

The Mitchells Vs The Machines

Moana

Mommy

The Monkey King (1961)

Monster House

Monsters Inc

Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Monty Python's The Life Of Brian

Moon

Moonlight

Moonrise Kingdom

Moonstruck

Morvern Callar

Mother! (2017)

Mr Peabody And Sherman

Mrs Doubtfire

Mrs .45 (this is what I wanted Promising Young Woman to be and more)

Mulan

Mulholland Drive

Munich

The Muppet Movie

The Muppets

The Muppets Christmas Carol

Mustang

My Life As A Zucchini

My Neighbor Tortoro

Mystery Train

Naked Lunch

Nashville

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vacation

Nausicaa And The Valley Of The Wind (am I weird for having an interest in watching that Warriors Of The Wind dub?)

Near Dark

Network

Nezha (2019)

Nezha Conquers The Dragon King

The Nice Guys

The Nightingale (2018)

The Night Of The Hunter

Nightcrawler (must STINK to work on it tho)

Nightmare Alley (1947)

Nightmare Alley (2021)

A Nightmare On Elm Street

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

Nobody

No Country For Old Men

No Sudden Move

Nomadland

North By Northwest

Nosferatu (1922) (world's first bootleg movie in a way)

November

Ocean's Eleven

Office Space

Okja

Oldboy

The Old Man And The Gun

Once Upon A Time In America

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Once Upon A Time In The West

One Cut Of The Dead

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The One I Love

One Night In Miami

Only Lovers Left Alive

Only Yesterday (while I'm glad it finally has a US release I still can't get over the fact that when Disney owned the US rights to Studio Ghibli movies they wouldn't allow to bring this film over because periods but also made an educational short about periods and allowed a film by Ghibli featuring raccoons with magic penis pouches to be released under their label)

Onward

Ordinary People

Over The Hedge

Pacific Rim

Padak

Paddington

Paddington 2

Palm Springs

Pan's Labyrinth

Paper Moon

Paprika

Paranorman

Parasite

Paris Texas

The Parralax View

The Passion Of Joan Of Arc

Paterson

Pather Pachali

The Peanuts Movie

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

The Penguins Of Madagascar

Perfect Blue

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

Persona (I know it has nothing to do with the games but it's still the best video game movie fight me)

A Personal History Of David Copperfield

Personal Shopper

Persopolis

Peter Pan

Petite Maman

Phantom Thread

Pi

The Piano

The Piano Teacher

Picnic At Hangning Rock

Pig

Pitch Perfect

The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix

Pink Floyd's The Wall (If the Nostalgia Critic's parody of it is a love letter according to him, then I'm going to write a love letter to Smiley)

Pinocchio (1940)

Pixote

Planes Trains And Automobiles

The Player (1992)

Playtime

Ponyo

Popeye (dammit I can unironically love this movie)

Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping

Porco Rosso

Portrait Of A Lady On Fire

Possession

Possessor

The Post

The Power Of The Dog

Pride And Prejudice (2005)

Prisoners

Predator

The Prince Of Egypt

The Princess Bride

Princess Mononoke

Prisoners

Psycho

Punch Drunk Love

Pulp Fiction

Puss In Boots

A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place Part 2

Quo Vadis Aida

Raging Bull

Raising Arizona

Ralph Breaks The Internet

Ran

Rango

Rashomon

Ratatoullie

Ratcatcher

Raw (that sure was Raw)

Raya And The Last Dragon

Rear Window

Re Animator

Rebecca

Red Rockect

The Red Shoes

Requim For A Dream

Resevoir Dogs

Rio

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Robocop (1987)

Rocky

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Roma

Room

The Room

Rope

Rosemary's Baby (look what I have on Chinatown screw you R*m*n)

Safe

Saint Maud

The Salesman

San Junipero

Satantango

Saving Private Ryan (frick the Weinsteins)

Sausage Party

Saw

Say Anything

Scarface

Schindler's List

School Of Rock

Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Scooby Doo On Zombie Island

Scream (1996)

Scream 2

The Secret Of NIMH

Selma

A Separation

Serenity (2005)

Seven

The Seven Samurai

The Seventh Seal

Shampoo

The Shape Of Water

Shaun Of The Dead

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun The Sheep: Famageddon

The Shawshank Redemption

Shazam (not the non existent Sinbad movie)

She Dies Tomorrow

The Shining (Gooby's first gig!)

Shirley

Shiva Baby

Shoplifters

Short Cuts

Short Term 12

Shrek

Shrek 2

Sideways

The Silence Of The Lambs

The Simpsons Movie

Singing In The Rain

The Sixth Sense

The Skin I Live In

Skyfall

Sleeping Beauty

Snowpiercer (frick the Weinsteins harder)

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Solaris

Some Like It Hot

Something Wild

Son Of The White Mare

Song Of The Sea

Sorry To Bother You

Soul

Sound Of Metal

The Sound Of Music

South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut

The Souvenir

The Souvenir Part 2

Speed

Speed Racer

Spider Man (2002)

Spider Man 2

Spider Man Far From Home

Spider Man Homecoming (cue me being killed)

Spider Man Into The Spiderverse

Spirited Away

Spirit Stallion Of The Cimarron

Splash

The Spongebob Movie

Spongebob: Sponge Out Of Water

Spontaneous

Spotlight

Spy (2015)

The Social Network

Stalker

Stand By Me

Stand By Me Doraemon

Stand By Me Doraemon 2

A Star Is Born

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek Beyond

Star Trek First Contact

Star Trek The Search For Spock

Star Trek The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek The Voyage Home

Star Trek The Wrath Of Khan

Star Wars A New Hope

Star Wars Return Of The Jedi

Star Wars Revenge Of The Sith

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars The Force Awakens

Star Wars The Last Jedi (you can kill me about it)

Starship Troopers

Steven Universe The Movie

Straight Outta Compton

The Straight Story

Stranger Than Paradise

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Sully

Summer Wars

The Summit Of The Gods

Sunset Boulevard

Superbad

Superman (1978)

Superman 2

Superstar The Karen Carpenter Story

Suspiria (1977)

Suspiria (2018)

Swiss Army Man

Synecodche New York

T2 Trainspotting

Take Shelter

Tampopo

Tangerine

The Tale Of Princess Kaguya

A Taste Of Cherry

Tarzan (1999) (add joke about my dream version)

Taxi Driver

The Terminator

The Terminator 2 Judgement Day

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Thelma

Thelma And Louise

There Will Be Blood

They Live

Thief

The Thief And The Cobbler

The Thin Red Line

The Thing

This Is Spinal Tap

Thor

Thor Ragnorok

Three Colours Blue

Three Colours Red

Three Colours White

Thunder Road

Tick Tick Boom

Time Bandits

Time Masters

Titane

To Kill A Mockingbird (fun fact: my dad was actually named after Atticus)

Tokyo Godfathers

Tokyo Story

Tomboy

Toni Erdmann

Top Gun

Total Recall

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 4

Trading Places

The Tragedy Of Macbeth

Trainspotting

Train To Busan

Trainwreck (run from me; please)

Treasure Planet

The Tree Of Life

Tremors

Trick Or Treat

The Triplets Of Belleville

Tron

Tropic Thunder

Trouble Doesn't Last Always

The Truman Show

The Turin Horse

Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me

Twisted Pair

Uncle Boomnee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

Until The End Of The World

Us

Vertigo

The Wailing

Wallace And Gromit: Curse Of The Were Rabbit

Walkabout (Buck Cluck should take some CLUCKING notes on how to be a worse parent from the opening; same with the dad from Ivan The Incredible)

Wall E

War For The Planet Of The Apes

Wasteland (2019)

Watchmen

Watership Down

We Need To Talk About Kevin

Wee Sing In Sillyville

Werckmeister Harmonies

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

West Side Story (1961)

West Side Story (2021) (best Disney remake since Freaky Friday)

Whiplash

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane (during COVID some kid with the same surname of the director at my school appeared on Zoom with a Among Us profile so when I read or hear the word Aldrich I think of Among Us help)

What We Do In The Shadows (why did you have to predict the Cats movie)

When Harry Met Sally

When Marnie Was There

Where Is My Friend's House

Where The Wild Things Are

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Killed Captain Alex

The Wicker Man (1973) (tangentially related but modern Nick Cage >>>>>>>>>> modern Bruce Willis)

The Willoughbys

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (oh yeah I love both versions f8 me)

The Wind Rises

Winnie The Pooh

The Witch (2015)

The Witches (1990)

The Wizard Of Oz

Wolf Children

The Wolf House

The Wolf Of Snow Hollow

The Wolf Of Wall Street (where's the part about him funding a cruddy Hulk Hogan christmas movie tho; that actually happened look it up)

Wolfwalkers

The Woman In The Dunes

A Woman Under The Influence

Wonder Woman

Wonder

Wonderstruck

The World's End

The World Of Apu

World On A Wire

The Worst Person In The World

Wreck It Ralph

The Wrestler

Unbreakable

Uncut Gems

Under The Shadow

Under The Skin

Unforgiven

Up

Victoria

Videodrome

The Virgin Suicides (this movie made me do something I thought would be impossible: care about James Woods)

Yellow Submarine

Yi Yi

Yojimbo

You Were Never Really Here

Young Frankenstein

Your Name

Z

Zero Dark Thirty (still needed scenes of Osama Bin Laden watching random 2000s kids movies)

Zodiac

Zola

Zombieland

Zoolander

Zootopia

Upcoming movies I want to see
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Action Man

The Amazing Maurice

A Mutt's Tale

Anitya

Apollo 10 1/2

Are You There God It's Me Margaret

Ares

Armageddon Times

Babylon

Bad Blood (please Adam I can only handle so much disappointments from you please make this be good)

The Bad Guys

Barbie

The Batman (sorry Batfleck fans)

Birds Like Us (I hope this and Even Mice Belong In Heaven can prove that the specific type of video oddities "for kids" of the 80s and 90s are alive and well, even in a different style than 2d)

Black Knight

Black Panther Wakanda Forever

The Black Phone

Blazing Samurai (even if info on the production is kinda sus)

Bob's Burgers

Borderlands

Bros

Calamity

The Cat In The Hat

Chesire Crossing (I just want to see the surprisinlgy good writing without the hilariously bad art)

Chip And Dale Rescue Rangers

Clue

Cocaine Bear

COSMOS

DC League Of Super Pets

Disappointment Blvd (just going to say the following thing to piss of The Critical Drinker and fans, but IMO Midsommar >>>>>>>>>> Joker)

Distant

Doctor Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness

Dog Man

Don Quixote

Dragonkeeper

Dune Messiah

Dune Part 2

Dungeons And Dragons

Escape From Hat

Ex Husbands

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Fixed

Flash Gordon

Fleur

Funko

Garfield (I'm glad I don't seem to be the only one who thinks Chris Pratt works better as Garfield than Mario)

The Good House

The Gray Man

Greenland Migration

A Greyhound Of A Girl

Groove Tails

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 3

Halloween Ends

Harbringer

He Man And The Masters Of The Universe

High In The Clouds

Hump

In The Lost Lands

The Incal

Inu Oh

The Ice Dragon

The Imaginary

Inspector Gadget

In The Stars

The Island (this at least will probably be a better French animated Robinson Crusoe movie than the one from 2016 that I seem to be one of the only people to actually remember; but I guess it was better than Norm Of The North)

Jack Blue

John Wick: Chapter 4

Killers Of The Flower Moon

K Pop Demon Hunters

Knives Out 2

The Legend Of Ochi

Lightyear

Little Nicholas

Lord Of The Rings: The War Of The Rohirrim

The Lost Boys

Luck

Lucky

Mad God

Mad Max The Wasteland

Magic Mike's Last Dance

MASK

Metal Men

Mice And Mystics

Minecraft

Monument Valley

Moonfall

The Munsters

Next Goal Wins

Noah's Ark

Nope

The Northman

Nuevo Rico

Oh Hell No

Oh The Places You Go

One Fine Morning

On The Come Up

Paddington 3

Pashima

Perlimps

Peter Pan And Wendy

Pinocchio (live action disney movie)

Pinocchio (netflix movie)

Popeye

Puss In Boots The Last Wish

Rebel Moon

Rebel Ridge

Redwall

Rendevous With Rama

Renfield

The Repossesion

ROM The Spaceknight

Ronan Boyle And The Bridge Of Riddles

The Sea Beast

Shazam 2

The Shrinking Of Treehorn

Snotty Boy (the Barnyard sequel we all need)

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Space Camp

Spice Girls

Spider Man Across The Spiderverse Part One

Spider Man Across The Spiderverse Part Two

Spider Women

Spiked

Sputnik's Guide To Life On Earth

Starseed

Steps

Strange World

Strays (adult Slimehouse is a thing I don't even need a trailer for this to say so)

Stress Zero

Sulwe

The Sword In The Stone

Tao

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Thor Love And Thunder

The Tiger's Apprentice

Tower Of Terror

Thundercats

Top Gun: Maverick

Toto

Trolls 3

Twisted Pair 2

Turning Red

Tut

Ultraland

Ultraman

Undercover

Under The Boardwalk

Unfrosted

Unicorn Wars

Warrior Cats

We're All Going To The World's Fair

The Whale

Wendell And Wild

Whistler Camp

Wicked (My boy Mr Chu better not screw this up by putting James Corden in it)

Wildwood

Willy Wonka

The Witch Boy

The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar

X

Yokai Samba

You're Not The One I Expected

Zero