User:ThorOdinson00123100

= THOR MEDIA: = I have killed a family today. They were nice and all but, the guy I killed last's wife, was a real pain in the ass. They invited me in for a drink since they so called worshipped me. They offered me mead and I obliged. Around the 16th cup or 23rd cup, she began nagging me saying "I had wasted their mead just by polishing off 5 bottles". I grew angry and she met Mjölnir with her skull. He grew upset and tried to lunge at me in which I crushed every bone in his body with a single punch to the chest, making him go limp.

Good times...