User:Josh Parris

So, naming an unborn child to be raised in Melbourne. Some agreed conventions:
 * The child's name must be reasonably unpopular, as evaluated by the Victorian Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages Popular First Names database.
 * The spelling should be unambiguous
 * Consideration should be given to what kind of taunting will result from the selected name.
 * Josh finds horrible names interesting because they can make a name both secret and unique. It's unclear if the child will get a horrible middle name.

Unisex

 * Pat

Horrible Unisex Names

 * Danger

Boys

 * Dante
 * Ozzie (or Aussie?)
 * Zeus

Horrible Boy's Names

 * Tristan

Girls

 * Wendy
 * Buffy
 * Kendra
 * Jane

Horrible Girl's Names

 * Ethel
 * Dagmar