User:Kira Yoshikage2007

Buzzfeed hates me, and honestly Idc
I don't like guys, I'm not black, I'm not a woman, and I'm not a transgender. Please cancel me on twitter, for I'm just your average "privileged" heterosexual white male. ￼ If you're still somehow here even after being disgusted that I'm white and that I have a rod between my legs and that I feel attracted to women instead of men, ￼ good on you, because now you can get to know me as a person.

Religion
I'm not religious. Ever since I was ten, I saw through religion as a whole. ￼ I was once a Christian, but the particular church that me and my family went to sermons for was a VERY corrupt one. Think of every stereotypical, pushy Christian person and even then, it's still worse. I'm not trying to say all Christians are bad, fuck no. I have friends and family who are Christians, ￼ and the missionaries who occasionally visit the house are delightful, to say the least. Those absolute chads showed up to our door on the day before Christmas eve and gave us a FUCKING FULL HAM ROAST. Needless to say, I very much enjoy missionaries. ￼ I don't believe in other religions, either.

Hinduism is just kinda... weird and overcomplicated. It pretty much scared me away with only 10 minutes of really shitty research on the internet; I did almost get into Buddhism, though. Not even because of attaining "Nirvana," or some BS. I just agree entirely with the moral code of Buddhists. I even tried it out for a bit, but some of the practices I found were a little bit... strange, to say the least. Here I am now, though, writing a sub-category on why I'm Atheist.

Life in apartments
I've lived in and out of multiple apartments and trailers. My latest memory is of me at about five or four years of age playing with a spiderman webslinger toy in an apartment complex. The building resembled a half-circle, and in the center was a big ass tree. Down the road, pretty damn close to the complex was a candy store, which I remembered for obvious reasons. I also believe it was around Hermiston Oregon.

Everyone in the apartment complex was nice to me, and there were shit tons of kids there. None of the adults seemed too sketchy to me, but that might just be because the memory was recorded by a five-year-old. ￼ That big ass tree was largely avoided, and the adults said to not play around there, although my brother who is three years younger than me didn't give a shit. Mostly because the fucker was two. ￼

So, one day, my brother and mother go to play out under the tree, and he gets bitten by a hobo spider who happened to live in the tree. So, this obviously hurts like a bitch because the hobo spider's bite is known to cause extreme pain and necrotize the flesh around the bite. For literal weeks on end, my mother had to debride my brother's leg. If you don't know what a debridement is, then let me tell you. it is where you stick wet gauze into a wound that has been surgically opened and then wait 24 hours for it to dry and rip it out. She had to do this for weeks until his wound closed. I don't care whatever the fuck you say, the screams of a two-year-old child while he gets his gauze taken out is pretty FUCKING UNBEARABLE. Fortunately, those are my only memories of the apartment complex, although there are a few more random events that I happened to remember.

Life in other people's houses
I've had about three father figures in my life. My biological father, a douchebag named Shane, ￼ and my current stepfather by the name of Carl Beenblossom. After moving out of the apartment complexes, we decided to go stay with some friends for a couple years so my mom could be their nanny. Fun fact: I played my first video game, "Minecraft," over at this house. I made quick friends with a girl named "Cassandra" who was a VERY similar age. ￼ I believe our birthdays were so damn close together that our moms joked about it quite a bit. We played Minecraft together quite a bit, while my brother who was barely a toddler just wandered around the damn building.

My brother cracked his skull while we were living their twice and then hit his head so hard once I thought he cracked it again. The first time was worrying, but after that it just kind of became a nuisance. he wasn't the brightest bulb in the building, to say the least. ￼ The first time was when he was running around, and he tripped over and bashed his forehead in on the corner of our coffee table. the second was when he went over to a water glass, and the just fucking headbutt it with all his strength. As you can imagine, that was pretty fucking stupid. Also, it was a pretty fucking strong water glass because that fucker didn't even CHIP when he did that. ￼ The third time is when me and my brother went to play hide and seek with a blind fold. Somehow the dumbass thought it was a good idea to try to headbutt me when he found me. And he thought the metal pole attached to our bunk bed was me. I'm honestly surprised he didn't give himself legitimate brain damage from that shit. ￼

The people living there weren't half bad, but one of the dudes was pretty scary. His name, if I recall, was Tony, and he was Cassandra's dad. Every once in a while, he brought all of the adults together to do some kind of a ritual. It was pretty damn sketchy, but it never involved any blood or death so Ig that's fine??? Other than that, though, they just played "Dungeons and Dragons" when they thought none of the kids were awake. My memory of that time is pretty fuzzy, and I had a lot of questions for my mom because I thought she had been cheating on Shane with my stepdad.

Carl also introduced me to A LOT of other games and movies around then. At that time, I only knew one game and it was Minecraft, but he introduced me to the Halo series, COD, Diablo, Every Batman Arkham game, (excluding Batman Arkham Knight, as it wasn't out yet) and a few more. We did finally move out one day to get away from Shane, because my mother was fed up with him for a reason I can't remember. In her own words, she was "taking us away from Shane."

After that, we moved into another friend's house, because my mom was a nanny for their kid. I don't remember them very well; I do know I didn't really care for them that much. The parents of the kid were douchebags to me and my brother, and their kid was both younger than me and a girl, so I felt almost pressured to just stay away from her, almost as if she was untouchable by any means. She was also kind of annoying, tbh. I was introduced to the Mario series over there because they had Mario Galaxy on the Wii. They also had "Dance Dance Revolution;" I forget what version it was, though. We watched some movies, and just generally lived there for a while before something came up. My grandparents, whom I haven't talked about yet, were going to be moving away from their little house to Bonner's Ferry Idaho. ￼ My mom really loved them and so she opted to follow them from Oregon to Idaho.

Life in and out of trailers
In order to keep up with my grandparents moving across states, we moved out of my mom's friend's house, and we began moving in and out of trailers and trailer parks. Oh, and I forgot to mention earlier, but my biological father wasn't ever there throughout my life, even to this day. I visited once, but all I really remember is some dudes playing a zombie game and him giving me a slice of cheese when I asked for a snack in the middle of the night. I don't even remember his face. All I have of him now is a small plushie of Santa that he bought me a while back.

We did eventually get to Idaho, although we had already made a stop at a trailer park. I believe we lived there for a month or two before we continued on the road. I don't have any distinct memory of the trailer park.

Once we made it over to greet our grandparents, we actually stayed at their house for a while. ￼ Understandably, my mom needed to be independent, or at least have some semblance of it, so my grandparents lent us a 5th wheel for a year, but honestly it felt like years. Me and my brother were still fairly young, I believe at this time I was seven and my brother was four. We trashed the trailer so damn bad that the living conditions eventually became unbearable. I did get access to my first computer at the time, though. I often played a really cringey game called "Animal Jam." It was some educational game about, I bet you can't guess it! ￼ Animals. ￼ It was chalk full of E-daters and role-players. Enough said. ￼

On occasion, my mother would let me, and my brother go over to Shane's place to visit him. The first visit was at a rather luxurious apartment complex. Now that I think of it, it was actually really suspicious as Shane didn't even have that good of a job. He was dating some chick who's name I can't remember, but she was abusive and neglected us all the time. Her son was pretty chill, though. His name was Rome, if I recall, and he introduced me to quite a bit of media, including most of the internet. I originally heard of "Five Nights at Freddy's" from this guy, who seemed to be obsessed with it. That and Jurassic World, but I'm not that interested in it. He showed me what YouTube was, and what mobile games were, too. He was actually a pretty friendly guy, and I have no real complaints about him.

The second time I visited Shane was actually fairly recent. It was only a couple of years ago. This time he was dating another woman, and he's, to my knowledge, still dating her to this day. Surprising, I know. This new woman was actually really nice, and she had a son who was only months older than me. He was pretty friendly to me, we watched movies together, we played video games together, etc. He really didn't like my brother though, but while I was around all he did was avoid him. Shane did a couple things to REALLY piss me off quite a few times, and so after that visit I decided that I would literally NEVER go over to visit him again. The same couldn't be said about my brother, however.

By this time, we had moved out of that crummy old trailer and into a new neighborhood, where we actually live, to this day. The living conditions here are SLIGHTLY better than the old trailer, but it's better than nothing, I suppose. I completed Elementary school and Middle school, and I'm starting my freshman year at High School this year.

Interests
You might have caught some of them from my little biography up there, but I'll just give a generic list anyway.

Video Games

 * Call of Duty: Black Ops (1,2,3) ￼

It's a pretty fun time to absolutely trash your friends in.


 * FNAF Series

THE LOOOOOOREE!!11!!!!!11! I also kind of got into it when Mark was playing it. ￼ Watching Matt geek out about it is a good time, as well. ￼


 * Diablo (1,2,3)

I'm not really sure if there is more than three but it's a fucking blast. ￼


 * Undertale and Deltarune

I'm not even posting this here bc of all the shitty fan content made about it, the games itself are just insanely well written with amazing gameplay. ￼ Also, I'd say the only exception to the fan content being shitty is Underverse. Go check it out, it's an amazing animation! ￼


 * Batman: Arkham Asylum/Arkham City/Arkham Knight

Those god daMN TROPHIES HAHahahAhahHAhjjkl.dsjdlskjsijxkljdslioinvspnjihvu I'VE BROKEN ONE TOO MANY CONTROLLERS FAILING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER GETTING THOSE FUCKERS SERIOUSLY HELP I'M GOING INSANE TRYING TO 100% IT

Anime
Look, I know that if I say I like anime people are going to call me cringe, but trust me... Also, this is going to be a tier list


 * 1) Soul Eater

If you're showing this anime to your friends or family, PLEASE FOR GOD SAKES REMEMBER THE CAT LADY, I MADE THE MISTAKE OF FORGETTING ABOUT HER ONE TOO MANY TIMES!!! Other than that, the story is actually really fun and interesting. The characters feel human, and the interactions between the characters are even better. ￼ The battles are absolutely epic, as well! I recommend watching this anime, if you're interested. ￼

2. The Seven Deadly Sins

Why the FUCK is Meliodas GROPING ELIZIBETH every FIVE MINUTES?!?!?!?! I mostly like this Shonen anime for the battle scenes, definitely the best Shonen anime Imo. The characters are delightful too, though! ￼

3. Castlevania (remastered version)

Bro wtf you'RE FUCKING BURning my WIFE!!1!!111!! Ngl, pretty accurate representation of humanity. I too, would fucking kill everybody if a GROUP OF PEOPLE, NOT THE ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY killed my wife. (joke) The story is absolutely amazing. If you haven't watched it, do so before I steal your liver. This anime is not necessarily below Seven Deadly Sins, it's kinda tied for second Imo.

4. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Why the fuck is Giorno's haND SLIPPING DOWN MISTA'S PAnts?!?!!? AND WHY IS AVDOL FUCKING JOSEPH IN THE STREET?!??!??!?!?!? Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is just that. Bizarre. It's a story about a bloodline fighting against both a god and the legacy of said god. ￼ The characters are probably the best I've ever seen in an anime, right after Konosuba, but what makes JJBA REALLY special is the fight scenes. I mean, holy fuck, Steely Dan just got fucking bodied by thousands of punches that are proven to be MASSIVELY FASTER THAN LIGHTSPEED. ￼

5. Tokyo Ghoul

"Damn bro I just got a sweet date with a hottie at the coffee shop!" Dumbass says. "Might want to be careful, dude... She could be a ghoul!" Smart person says. "Nah Bruh no way, she's pretty nice! Ghoul's are scary, not nice" Dumbass says. Later the dumbass gets fucking eaten in the back of an alleyway. Season two kinda sucks Imo, but season one is really entertaining.

6. Dragon Ball Z

"Oh, shit dude Vegeta is Super Saiyan he's about to fucking body this random girl! Wait wtf is happening... Holy shit that random girl just broke his fucking arm!" "Dragon (these) Ball Z ('Cross your face)" is a pretty good Shonen. Poor Vegeta though, my man can't catch a damn break! ￼

7. Konosuba

"Oh, nice! Kazuma just learned a new trick! Wait wtf... Why is he stealing panties?" Konosuba probably has the best characters I've seen out of an anime ever. There is literally no anime ever that I have watched that can top these characters in personality. Kazuma is so fucking believable that I find it hard to believe that he doesn't exist somewhere in this world, and the rest of the cast have such great personality, too! Aqua is your stereotypical dumbass who's super popular and talented, Megumin is your typical one-trick pony, and darkness is 100% LITERALLY EVERY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS PALADIN EVER (if you ignore the fact that she's a masochist) I recommend you watch it just because of the characters. While the characters are 100% the highlight of this show, the setting and plot aren't bad, either! I would say this is one of the only genuinely enjoyable Isekais out there.