User:Sweetcosmos

ToukenRan Poker? And my experience during E4
(WARNING: too many poker refs on the pink  texts u may happily skip it)

You are the P-players, while RNGesus is the dealer, deal with it. Once RNGesus calls for a "set up" that's the signal~ the game will start. He'll give u some random cards and you're  lucky if you got the mysterious fire card before getting any of the anal bead-chips, that means that the dealer will give you a 2X raise, but be careful if you got a deuce 'cuz that's unlikely, a very bad thing in tkrbE4.

If you consider yourself a donkey(a weak player from poker) don't attempt to check-raise or do a call like an angry mofo who desperately needs to win no matter what. If you feel like that the situation is getting bloody then just do a fold, cash out all your anal beads, then revise a new strat afterwards. If you are confident to win then go, be an aggressive and do an all in, but don't regret it afterwards XD

Be careful if you encounter an immortal satan worshipper card after getting a deuce, RNGesus might announce the winner and that's a wrap up, all your cards are dead, game over.

(WARNING: there are many foul languages 18+ only, I'll try to censor some words)

Enough with my Poker sth, let's go to my 'exp during the event'

There was a maintenance b4 the event, and I left my main-team for a 10-hour expedition asdfg<-- regretted as f*ck, Don't do it unless you want to have diarrhea(event only lasts for a few days). I logged in to the game and my team was back, exhausted smht. I noticed that the event's kinda racist compared to the previous ones, cuz 1st, theres this weird 3-life span Illuminati pies ... 2nd there's no RNG dice, and 3rd tkrb staffs are digging the Poker system for this sth.

K everythings good, tbh Map 1 was like taking a stroll and inhaling marijuana easy as hell 'til I get to map 2 where sth gets real when you meet 1-hit-all-lvl-1K tantous, wtf.

Surprised as hell I suddenly refreshed the whole thing, good thing that our sword harem doesn't break mofo it goes to ur battle recs though. asdfg

So I got through the whole thing while cursing RNGesus when I got to map 4, Event time: 10 hours and clearing all the maps + getting only half of the sth prizes ORZ.

Maintenance #2

Changes implemented: Maps 1-2 no steroid enemies, made the event easier probly because of the love letters, no sth goes to ur battle record, for serious.

So map 2 no steroids, the best map for farming, though Map 3-4's total asdfg I don't remember obtaining several mounts of arrow cards and B-bombs LIKE WTF maintenance 1 wasn't like this omg

'''The F am I doing right now?? grinding on Map 4 hoping to get this good bentou baby. Well I'm done, I will or will not  get  the last shota guy, My friend like already got him 10X lmao #Kanata . SMH I'll just try to grind him, '''precious BG is precious, no Koban wasting for awhile.



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1K Koban lost. Hard. #2 Maintenance "making-the-event-much-easier" was a huge lie.



S  W E   E T
 I   ' m   a n   O o d a c h i   l e s s  ... W  h   a  t   a   s a d   f c k i n g   l i f e

 But look on the bright side, there's still Jiji and CCP  





 Mitsutada ♥ Jiji ♥ Tarotachi ♥ YA-BAG-IRI ♥ Honebami ♥ Tsuru



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 Mitsutada is the ultimate bae♡

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I have attempted to become the next Saniwa, however I accidentally time travelled to the future where I was torn apart by a 'radioactive mutant panda during world war IV.

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 Kousetsu is dropping everywhwere, stop being so fabulous~

 I want to burn Hasebe.





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♥   ♥   fanart pairings   ♥     ♥

 * OC X Taro
 * <span style="color:rgb(216,191,216);">OC X Yaman
 * <span style="color:rgb(216,191,216);">[secret]

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