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''Sonic The Hedgehog Vs My Little Pony. Who Will Win? What Will Happen?''

Interlude
Wiz: Another Death Battle. Ugh. Also we have more ponies. Why?!

'''Boomstick: Don't worry! We have Shadow, and Pinkie Pie!'''

Wiz: I just don't get this match up.

Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armours, and skills, to find out who would win, a Death Battle.

Shadow
Wiz: The Ultimate life form, Shadow the hedgehog.

Boomstick: A powerhouse.

Wiz: He has a variety of moves such as Chaos Blast.

Boomstick: Which could destroy almost anything or anyone!

Wiz: He also has Chaos Control which has 2 different effects. It can stop time or it could use teleportation.

'''Boomstick: He has another blast move called Chaos Spear. Stupidest name ever.'''

Wiz: It shoots a blast of energy the size of an overgrown spear. Chaos Lance is a stronger version of Chaos Spear.

'''Boomstick: Shadow has a lot of speed though. And he has anger.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: His anger just gets him stronger and stronger. He also underestimates his opponents which gives him a disadvantage. He also wears two Inhibitor Rings. If he wears them off, his attacks become a lot more powerful but he quickly gets tired.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Boomstick: He also has lots of chaos moves such as Chaos Eagle or Chaos Boost.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: But his main power is the chaos emeralds. If you have all 7 than you turn to yourself in another form. Super form.

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: Super Shadow can fly and has more energy. He can teleport farther places and is a million times faster.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: But his Super Form has a limit. It can end anywhere anytime. Lets go to Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie
<p style="margin-top:0.4em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-size:14px;">Wiz: Pinkie Pie started out her life on a rock farm with her two sisters and her parents. Being the black sheep of the family with pink hair and a pink body, unlike her family who has brown and gray manes and coats.

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: Okay, first of all what the hell is a rock farm? Second of all, she's either adopted or her mom was seeing someone else.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: Who knows. Anyways, Pinkie Pie is the most energetic and outgoing of all of the Mane 6; the main group of ponies. As such she is one of the Elements of Harmony: Laughter.

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: So bronies actually LAUGH at this chick? PAH!'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: No, they most likely don't as she is considered to be the least favorite of all the main characters.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Boomstick: Well okay then.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: Pinkie Pie is a fourth wall breaker, meaning that she can pull practically anything out of anything. If she wanted to pull out a giant laser she could. But she has been seen able to pull a giant party cannon out of no where.

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: Despite the fact it fires confetti, it was shown able to defeat a multitude of changelings, meaning the force of the pellets of confetti flying out are enough to push a horse, which normally weighs 840 - 1,210 pounds. This means that Pinkie does not follow the laws of physics and could practically do anything. Or actually, just her cannon does.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: And she also has her all mighty Joy Buzzer.

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: This thing's electric pulse has been show to electrocute people and leave them a little charred. Also, for some reason, she has pastries at her disposal.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: And Pinkie has something called "The Pinkie Sense". Where if her tail twitches, something is about to fall. If her ears flop, she will prepare a bath for some reason. When her back is itchy, it's her lucky day. If her knees are pinching, something "scary" is about to happen.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Boomstick: Yeah, 30 year old men who watch a little kids show-

<p style="font-size:14px;">*a punching sound is heard*

<p style="font-size:14px;">Boomstick: Ow.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: When her shoulder is aching, there is an alligator in the tub. When her nose itches, a swarm of bees will appear. And finally, when she shudders, something unexpected is going to happen.

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: Pinkie Pie's cartoonish behavior also benefits her, as she can run insanely fast. She can also teleport as well, appearing virtually almost everywhere. She can even create duplicates of herself if she wanted to.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: She is just as fast as Rainbow Dash flying, which is Mach 5, or 1,701.45 meters a second.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Boomstick: So if she tackles you at that speed you're more than likely to explode?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Wiz: More than likely. As a punch hitting you at 200 miles per hour would be enough to kill a human.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Boomstick: Even still, Pinkie Pie is one tough pony to fight.

Fight
<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Shadow The Hedgehog is trying to find out where is the last emerald to the 7 chaos emeralds. "Where is that damn 7th chaos emerald", he said. He then looked in the land of Ponyvile. Meanwhile as he looked around, Pinkie Pie spotted Shadow. '''

<p style="font-size:14px;">'''Pinkie: Hi there! I'M'''