User:Teddbeary/hasty conquest

*FOR JUNEEOR*

Here’s where I’m keeping all the images for the video

Please title the video as follows:

hasty conquest hasthebaconinhispants

The instructions below include the lyrics to the song “if i were a fish” by corook and Olivia Barton (lyrics are in italic) and where to transition into each image. Use ONLY a regular (non-fade) transition for this one, please!

NOTE: ''Please download each of the images before adding them to the video, so that they appear in the best quality! Thank you!''

THUMBNAIL IMAGE:

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(BEGIN ON WHITE SCREEN AT APPROXIMATELY 0:47 WHERE A GUITAR CHORD IS PLAYED)

If I were a rock you would pick me up



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “I”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ROCK”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “PICK”)

And say “that’s a nice rock”



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “THAT’S”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “A”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “NICE”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ROCK”)

Skippiest on the lake



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “SKIP” AS IN “SKIPPIEST”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “EST” AS IN “SKIPPIEST”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ON”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “LAKE”)

Plop, plop, plop, I’m the perfect shape



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE FIRST “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE SECOND “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “I’M”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “PER” AS IN “PERFECT”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “SHAPE”)

(TRANSITION TO WHITE SCREEN ON THE GUITAR CHORD THAT FOLLOWS “SHAPE”, APPROXIMATELY AT 0:57)

And if I were a sock you would put me on



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ON” — I WILL PAY AN EXTRA 500 SAPPHIRES IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMAGE FADE INTO THIS ONE (CLICK THE LINK) AND BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AT INTERVALS OF YOUR CHOICE, SO THAT IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRELIGHT IS FLICKERING)

And say “that’s a nice sock”



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “DREAM” — I WILL PAY THE SAME 500 SAPPHIRES IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMAGE FADE INTO THIS ONE (CLICK THE LINK) AND BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AT INTERVALS OF YOUR CHOICE, SO THAT IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRELIGHT IS FLICKERING)

Happiest as a pair



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “FACE”)

I found you, now I’m not scared



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “PLANS”)

Why’s everybody on the Internet so mean?



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “WALK” AS IN “WALKIN’”)



(END VIDEO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AFTER “MEAN” IS SUNG)

You’re actually a pretty horrible person. You didn’t like that I thought you were quirky, so you went ahead and encouraged someone when they threatened violence at me. And to that all I have to say is you need to get your emotions in check, because that’s seriously messed up.

All you’ve revealed through this pointless drama is how sadistic you are when not under the guise of half-baked discussions manners. Go around upvoting my posts and comments at random for a while, but when I give your friend the honest opinion they asked for, or another friend gets blocked for calling the three of us dumbasses for not gushing over someone we don’t have a positive opinion of, somehow that makes it okay for you to go off on someone uninvolved and whine in their face until they tell you they’d beat up a person they don’t even know the identity of just to satisfy your consequent self-loathing.

Moderators can see wall threads even if you delete them, so trying to hide it from people who your highly problematic behavior was reported to wasn’t the right move. Neither was making any of your targeted complaints public, since at that point it is completely on you if you receive any blowback for making the poor choice of leaving your sugar-seeking rants where Aver A. Gejoe can find them and report them to staff.

You can blame whatever you want on my “popularity,” but more often than not, people only bother to upvote what they agree with in a situation like this one -- and that doesn’t have a thing to do with who’s more well-liked. It is a problem for some people that 15.7 users are suddenly embracing their new reality as Mochachii clones and repeatedly topping the hot page with posts that take no more effort to make than it would to shrug your shoulders. And if you’re one of those perceived users, of course you’re going to disagree. But calling people stupid over it and blaming it on how popular they are is an outright projecting and needless response, because there is visible logic to not wanting to cuddle with that burst of people who want their own piece of Mocha’s fresh, steaming popularity pie.

The only active user who agrees with your perspective is someone who doesn’t have any context of the situation at all, being as uninvolved as you should have been, whom you turned into your own personal attack dog purely by guilt tripping and depriving them of who you’re even talking about when you go on and on about the wikian you hate this ungodly much. Anyone with half a braincell would take a look at this situation and know you’re deliberately hiding information from the people who you want to support you because that’s the only way you can get them on your side. Otherwise, no piece of your public pity party has fooled anyone thus far.

Considering the explosiveness of your reaction to finding out more than one person thinks that you’re pushing your “quirkiness” way too hard, you sure don’t try and prove anyone wrong, seeing as you seem to enjoy parading around your therapy visit (going to therapy makes you supercool and traumatized and grown up, does it?) several times in the span of a couple hours and insisting on how badly you need to kiss a stuffed reptile to forcibly yank the spotlight onto your own person instead of just letting the thread innocently joke around.

Probably most importantly of those, please don’t go around telling people how you’re not feeding yourself. I have no way of knowing whether you’re telling the truth or not — but if you are, then please seek help from a counselor because no one on any wiki can help you in an effective way; and if you’re not, then you know that you’re not and you need to cut that act out immediately because that is wildly offensive to people who actually have issues with eating.

Needless to say, I don’t ever want to interact again with someone who pulls crap like this and thinks it’s "wholesome" that one malinformed person would stomp on a dead squirrel for you. And if you’re gonna be all jolly while someone else is cutely threatening my safety, then do it somewhere else for God’s sake. Don’t contact me again.