User:AbsolutelySoylent

cali / AbsolutelySoylent
"〞you're telling me the wheels on the bus DON'T go round and round?! 〞"hi i'm TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AWESOMELY soylent! full of soy and desire to. um. just desire, i am currently wandering this limbo called Earth.

i like chainsaw man, one piece and doja cat. yes i am straight, yes i am one of the last remaining straight doja cat fans

i say weird shit that kills the chat more often than not

i hope we can get along nice and become good friends. if we don't your soul will be sold to satan for drug money