Thread:Devan21/@comment-26107431-20180527044345

'''Once Upon a time. In 1999 I bought this Video Game for the Playstation that already came out, but unlike other Ps1 games that had their own rating this game however had a pending I was so comfused at first I thought this game was a Bootleg of some sort, so I went to the Talking Cash Register Devan: What is this game Buddy?... Cashman: Lord I don't know it's just a Stupid Video Game for Bubsies now that'll be a dollar. Devan (all sarcastic): Okay! Okay!! OKAY!.. So I bought the game, then I went home to play it, but it had a very generic title it was called "Bunny?..." Devan (all confused): Bunny?.. Why was it called Bunny?. Well the only way to find out is if I put the game in. I put the CD game into my console, and the game itself turned out to be some Survival horror game revolving around Mysteries, and the many satanic rituals. Devan: I'm not kidding I had to play this game for like 24 hours, or something and it was basically like some sort of summoning simulator. (The games main plot focused on a "HELP WANTED" News paper article reading that: A former Security Guard was taking the shift at this Haunted Mansion where a Rabbit woman by the name "Sherri Bonbon" died while smoking in a Car Crash after being fired from her old job as a Satanic Cult. Now it was up to the Night guard to contact the Squirrel Demons spirit before the City burned to the ground.) Devan: Well it looks like I have to stop this Squirrel Demon from posessing a flechy body before I become "Extra-Crispy!!!" I didn't really expect much of this game. (I was also equiped with a OUIJA Board, and a Flashlight with limited Battery life) But when I played the game for a few minutes I started to unfold more mysteries of this Haunted house, and its spooky where-abouts, but when I was trying to discover more secrets of the Deceased Squirrel woman it was 6am on the 1st Night, then I had to play this point and click segament (It was almost like a Bonus Level of some sorts where I had to walk around holding my flashlight before it died, and I also had to protect myself from Evil Enanimate Objects that were trying to kill me.) So when I made it to the Exit in enough time I thought the game was over, but little did I know that there was more that still needed  to be complete, so when I beated all the Levels in the game I suddenly grew an obsession with the game, and I started playing it over, and over, And over, And Over, AND OVER AGAIN! Until I fell asleep, but I heard something coming out of the static it was a beautiful pail squirrel woman who'd looked like she was posessed. Well yeah I was a little creeped out at first, but then I relized how pretty she looked, so I've got the hots for that pretty little Squirrel lady, then we got merried. Devan: Wha ha ha ha... I wrote this, now I'm skeleton, and I'm Dead. BUNNY.EXE''' 