User blog comment:AustinD-3/Sannse is Illuminati/@comment-25024589-20150817171546/@comment-1038387-20150819093012

Didn't you know? Everyone who isn't wearing a tinfoil hat is Illuminati. If not through their own will, it's because of mind control.

I'm fairly sure Wikia has a subliminal protocol hidden somewhere in the MediaWiki.