User:Master Ceadeus 27



ABout me. Where to start.

Perhaps here.

I'm not a nice person... I'm a person with common sense, a good mind, and I'm not afraid to tell someone the complete, total, brutal truth about you or whatever subject you so choose to pursue with me. I'm not "kind". I simply think it is mundane, stupid, and wrong to assume anything about anyone until you're given information about something. I'm not "nice". I simply believe it's the duty of any worthy man to treat others with respect as has been shown and is deserved. I'm not "sweet". I simply think that if you can't make your friends happy, make them laugh, then you are a terrible friend.

My world hangs in the balance at all times: a world of balance, mind you, but each scale is balanced upon a different peg--representing my friends--and each scale contains a different issue which I have assigned them to help me with. I believe any good person is a utility to themselves and to the rest of the world; I'm not self-centered, but if you can serve some good purpose or you can help me cope with my near-constant depression or other issues, I will certainly allow you to.

There are many things I don't like, fewer things that I hate, and about three things that I WILL NOT STAND FOR. They are racism, sexism, and sexuality discrimination. If you hate me because of any of these reasons, fine, but for Pete's sake, don't feel like I need to know. I don't. I also will not care-not in the slightest.

If you're still one of the few brave enough to endure my sarcastic, sadistic, honest, realistic personality, pursue my company in Chat.

My Quotes
"No one has to do anything except die. Choice."

"All right, then break up with him, because this useless sitting-around-and-pondering thing is getting you NOWHERE."

"Everyone lies... The only thing that changes is the quantity, quality, and rate."

"If I ask you how your day went once because I'm bored, I'm not your friend, and don't think I am. Meanwhile, if I ask it to you three times because I do every day and I forgot if I did today, you can bet your britches I am."

"Talking to friends is like gaming: 50% input to 50% output."

"Do these words sting? Let them. Do you feel hurt? You should. I say this because I must. I say because I care."

"There's a reason we eat vegetables and animals, and not humans. Vegetables don't care, animals know their place. Humans are too stupid to know their's."

"If you want to do stupid things, go right ahead, but I'm content watching your failure."

"Hell is for noobs."

Broken Window Serenade
"and you feed your addiction~ With your crystal meth~ And I plead for your life, as it takes you to your death~ You make your deal with the devil as your looks begin to fade~ I saw you laughing through the tears as you slowly slipped away~"

The Gambler
"Now, son I've made a life out of readin' people's faces, knowing what the cards were by the way they held their eyes, so if you don't mind my sayin' I can see you're out of aces, for a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice."

Forget You!
"I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you there ~ I guess she's an xBox, and I'm more Atari, but the way you play your game ain't fair"

Dream On
"There's been times that I've looked in the mirror~ All these lines on my face getting clearer ~ The past is gone~ It went by like dusk to dawn~ isn't that the way, everybody's got their dues in life to pay?~ I know nobody knows, where it comes and where it goes, I know everybody sins, you've got to lose to know how to win."

Have You Ever Seen The Rain
"Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm~ I know! It's been comin' for some time,~ When it's over, so they say, it'll rain a sunny day~ I know! Shinin' down like water~ I wanna know, have you ever seen that rain?"

Knocking on Heaven's Door
"Momma take this badge off of me, I can't use it anymore~ It's getting dark-too dark to see. I feel like I'm knocking on heaven's door~"

My Pages of note

 * -| My CSS Pages =
 * Common.css
 * Global.css
 * -| My JS Pages =
 * Global.js
 * Bot.js
 * -| My various wiki accounts =
 * Wikipedia
 * Wikivoyage
 * Wikia
 * -| Various fanfictions =
 * The Ancient Strife
 * The Moga Knight Trilogy

My Friends~
This is a list that I reserve for people who have stuck it out, who've always been there. Who have met me at my worst, laughed at me at my best, and saw me through everything and stuck by my side. Not for people who have helped once or twice, not for people I've spoken to maybe once, and not for people that I barely know who claim to know me a lot. They usually don't.

Sister - My adopted Sister. We've known each other for...Quite a while. I met her at a time in my life when I didn't want to make friends. I wanted to give up, run away, cry, stop living-I contemplated suicide daily. Life was not worth living. Then came Sister. She changed me a lot in this year, changes ranging from ending my thoughts about suicide, to simply being more silly, and even to being a better friend. Until around the beginning of December 2013, I didn't fully know how much I appreciated her and loved her. Ever since an event that happened around then, I've appreciated her and all my friends a lot more. I just hope this little hat knows how much she means to me, how much I care, and most of all, how much I appreciate her.

Eowyn - Another online "sibling". I've known her since 2012, back when her username was--actually, I don't even remember, it's been so long ago... Even back then, we were acquaintances, but we didn't become great friends until around August of 2013. She's such a wonderful addition to my friend group and she has helped me in more ways that I can -- or she can -- tell. I love her like I love Sister, and I hope she knows it.

Teekay - My online brother. I'll admit, I used to be terrified of him, I used to hate him, and it wasn't until August of 2013 that I began to get to know him better: I began to learn his mind and gain his friendship. So far, we've helped each other loads, and I wouldn't be where I am today if not for him and Sister's and my other friend's help.

Aveil - A user I've known since around November 2013. She's a wonderful friend and a great user, always willing to lend a helping--or even just a hearing--ear to her friends in need. I love her like my best friend--whom she is--and though we've went through a lot, fights, anger, all that jazz, I still want her to know how much her friendship means to me. It's helped... A lot.

Signatures
Sign if you're my friend. Sign if you're, eh, on the fence. Sign if you're my enemy, too, just don't be mean. lol


 *  Breaking Benjamin? well, enjoy the silence.  (my website) 09:11, June 22, 2013 (UTC)

You're a good person. Brandon Pow (talk) 11:53, June 24, 2013 (UTC)

Chicken. ~  j θ ε 
 * Vodka. ~ Анонымоус  Лонеp   ~ (chat with me, I won’t bite!)