User:Ejjpi

For reasons unexplained, every person in the world is born with a large gaping hole in the center of their chest.... While not uncomfortable, it is widely considered unsightly, and pretty much everyone tries to fill it with something. Some people fill it with religion, others just buy a bunch of stuff, and some even fill it with other folks. I left mine alone, though because I found out if you run against the wind at just the right angle, it makes a whistling noise.