User:Twigpalm

Yeet yeet mother truckers

sorry I'm stupid and cringe um-

Well to start off; my name is Alistair but you can call me (preferably) Twig or Ali. I'm trans (ftm) and gay so um- if you have a problem with that you should get ready to cAtCh ThEsE hAnDs-

I have social anxiety and schizophrenia, along with depression and stuff but you don't wanna hear about that so i won't ramble.

I'm into Eddsworld and like... Fullmetal Alchemist... I dunno?? I have a Wattpad account that's rEALLY cringe called OfficDaddyTord (I kept the user in honor of a friend who left, don't ask)

I think about 90% of my thoughts are gay?? At the least???

uh.. I guess here's some other things then
 * Is Satan
 * Candy cRon is goOd
 * Atheist even though the phrase "Oh my God" is used frequently used and claims of being Satan
 * Has been cheated on multiple times because "whoops sorry I forgot we where dating"
 * Thicc but kinda hates it but boyf likes it so :\??