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Murdered by Majeed: Into the Jodhiverse marks the beginning of Phase 2 of the JCU (Phase 1 was the MBM trilogy).

THE PLANET OF THE JODHVIRS:

Jodhvir Prime is a being that has existed for a long as time itself. He was a bored deity who decided to create a planet of creatures with one principle in mind. Their sheer idiocy gave them a recklessness and determination that would lead to greatness. He called the planet Southall and its people Jodhvirians. The planet Southall is the source of special sweets that imbue the Jodhvirians with a power called Hyperintelligence (basically just a combination of every disability known to mankind). Jodhvirians are the only species that can use Hyperintelligence, no other species can handle it.

The Jodhvirians formed a strange and wonderful civilisation, unknown to the rest of the universe. Centuries later, Southall was colonised by humans, who started to breed with the Jodhvirians because of how irresistibly hot they were. Eventually the Jodhvirian species became more and more human.

The humans and the Jodhvirians continued to live in harmony until the day that war broke out. The humans selected the purest of the Jodhvirians and enslaved them, sending them to work on Auschwitz, a nearby planet containing a Multiversal Core made of a precious material used to power interdimensional technology. The Jodhvirians' work involved maintaining the Multiversal Core and mining this material to be sold to other planets. However, due to the Jodhvirians' stupidity, the Multiversal Core became unstable, and the humans evacuated Auschwitz, leaving the Jodhvirians behind as the planet exploded. The impact was large enough to wipe out both Auschwitz and Southall.

Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir, the purest of the Jodhvirians  left alive (69% Jodhvirian, 31% human), managed to escape as a child to carve out a new life. Meanwhile, the Jodhvirians left on Auschwitz during the explosion were scattered across the multiverse, causing the Jodhiverse to be born. Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir reveals this backstory to Jodhvir right before he dies in Into the Jodhiverse, but it is explored in more detail in the Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir TV series.

WHITE JODHVIR:

White Jodhvir comes from a universe where white supremacy is at an all-time high. This is a result of the KKK having access to superweapons (laser death beams and stuff). Africa is now a fraction of its former size, with the KKK planning to completely eradicate the continent by 2030. With his unmatched strength, speed and intelligence, White Jodhvir was once the KKK's most valuable member, referred to as a one-man army. But one fateful day, he was struck by lightning and gained electric-based powers. White Jodhvir experiences a change of heart and decides to fight the KKK from the inside. Now he must learn to put aside his prejudice in order to fight alongside Jodhvir in the war to save all universes.

THE SOMALIVIRS:

The Somalivirs come from a universe where, instead of the British Empire, the Somali Empire colonised a majority of the world. In Somalia, the Somalivir twins are born into the Somali royal family. One day, they will become the King and Queen (yes, Queen) of Somalia, and therefore the most powerful people in the world. However, Somali Harry and Somali Meghan are plotting to kill the Somalivirs and take the crown for themselves.

NONCEVIR:

In his universe, Krrish "Noncevir" Mattu is a world-famous bodybuilder from Ohio, wishing to become the ultimate sigma male like his idol Jeffrey Dahmer (who is basically John Cena in this universe), However, after his wife Lana leaves him, he falls into a life of crime and paedophilia. As he loses more and more money, things start to get repossessed from his mansion until it's just him and his many underaged girlfriends. In a desperate attempt to regain his fame, Noncevir partners up with Fake MrBeast from Ohio to start an energy drink company. Together, they perfect the recipe for a drink that turns minors extremely buff, oily and gives them big blue eyes, and they decide to call this new drink "Prime". Noncevir dreams of using Prime to create an ideal world full of buff kids with big blue eyes, but his villainous endeavour must be put on hold when his universe, and many others, are put in danger. Our Jodhvir enters Noncevir's universe on the day that he plans to propose to Fake MrBeast from Ohio. Now he must find a way to use Prime for good.

FEMALE JODHVIR:

Female Jodhvir's universe is exactly the same as our universe, just gender swapped. When Female Jodhvir finds out about the Jodhiverse, she becomes jealous and tries to steal the spotlight so the movie can have a woke strong independent woman yass girlboss queen protagonist. Naturally, everyone hates this.

JODHVIR PRIME:

Jodhvir Prime is a being who has existed for as long as time itself. It has taken many forms, but now it has disguised itself as a school safety marshall under the name Prentice. Using his DT skills, Prentice builds secret multiversal technology from the safety of his office. His powers are severely limited as a human, so he is looking for a way to travel, conquer the multiverse and gain his final form. Jodhvir Prime is a being of pure chaos. It despises logic and order, and believes that all species that follow these laws should be purged.

MATHSVIR:

Mathsvir was once an ordinary boy with an affinity for mathematics. One day, he got lost in the woods and stumbled upon the Wise Mystical Tree. The Wise Mystical Tree revealed to Mathsvir that it was dying, but as its final act, it could pass its wisdom on to a human. The Wise Tree deemed Mathsvir worthy, and with its final breath, gave Mathsvir its vast amounts of wisdom. And so Mathsvir became the Wise Mystical Jodhvir, determined to use his wisdom for good and carry on the legacy of the Wise Tree. He is the only Jodhvir variant aside from Jodhvir Wan Kenodhvir to know of alternate universes.

JODHVIR-WAN KENODHVIR:

From the day that he was forced to escape his home planet as a child, Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir learned to fend for himself and adapt to new worlds. He grew to become an all-knowing space traveller who has faced many adversaries across countless galaxies. But the day he came face-to-face with Jodhvir Prime cemented him as the most powerful enemy he has ever encountered. On that day, Jodhvir-Wan vowed to put together a team with the strength and tenacity to bring down Jodhvir Prime once and for all. However, he knew that in his old age he did not have a lot of time left, and wanted to pass on the responsibility to Jodhvir, confident that he would become the next Jodhi Master.

CHINESE JODHVIR:

In his universe, Chinese Jodhvir was an ancient warlord trained under his father, Master Ching Chong (Miss Chong's great great great great grandfather). Soon he inherited the position as leader of the Chong clan, fighting against the Chinese state. In 1989, he became the mastermind behind the Tiananmen Square protests, but when he stood in front of the tank, he was immediately summoned by the evil dragon Adolf who revoked his social credit and banished him into a future ruled by communist China. Adolf's presence was too powerful for everyone else to comprehend, which is why no one remembers what happened in Tiananmen Square. Chinese Jodhvir is immune to all forms of brainwashing and can read minds, as well as being a master of kung fu, karate, tai chi and spinjitzu.

MAHMOOD:

Mahmood is the name of the team we form in the movie. Everyone in the group chat is a member of Mahmood. The others in the year are allies who play minor roles. We’re basically the Avengers, except a bunch of teenagers who are probably the most ill-fitted out of anyone to stop villains. Because, unlike Jodhvir, we’re only human, all our powers come from gadgets and stuff we collect over the movies. We will probably get a spinoff movie at some point. Our secret lair is in the basement of the local CeX we frequently visit in the movie, and we call it the CeX Dungeon. The CeX Dungeon contains secret games and DVDs unreleased to the rest of the world, including the long-awaited Bugsnax 2, as well as every console to date.

Cassius is the leader because, let's be honest, he just is. He owns a device that allows him to shapeshift into any fictional character and use their abilities. One of his most frequent forms is Mickey Mouse. However, the device can’t handle really powerful characters for a long time, so that stops him from turning into Goku or whatever. Unfortunately, Disney is after him and the rest of Mahmood for having the device, as it leaked from their headquarters as part of their plan to buy every franchise in existence and take over the world. At some point in the movies he turns into Mickey Mouse and fights the real Mickey.

Kwesi is the tech guy and the brains of the team. In Into the Jodhiverse, he also discovers the power to grant N-word passes to people with whatever rules he wants, giving him mild reality warping powers.

Muhammed does parkour and stuff. That’s how he’s able to climb.

Zohaib is the brawn.

Everyone else can add their roles.

Into the Jodhiverse Plot:

The film begins with a school book being opened parodying the beginning of Shrek. Inside the book is a nonsensical and poorly-drawn story summing up the events of the Murdered By Majeed trilogy (PHASE 1), drawn and animated in all our artstyles. We all narrate over it while trying not to laugh. Right at the climax, Jodhvir turns to a page with the word "BREAKFAST" written on it. He promptly rips the page out and eats it.

The rest of the scene shows us Jodhvir's morning routine as he gets ready and goes to school.

Cut to all of us in maths class. In the film's universe, we're all in the same class and Mr Crampton is the teacher. The lesson starts off really boring, but suddenly Mr Crampton gets a message and has to leave. This is when he's taken and put in the closet, but we don't reveal that yet. Without Mr Crampton, the entire class descends into chaos with everyone fighting each other. This scene basically establishes everyone at Greenford as well as our dynamic and our individual fighting styles.

At break time, we all go to the corner as usual and start plotting to get the Prentice photo. Cassius tells us all to split up and get into different rooms to spy on Prentice. We all get assigned to different rooms in E Block, and Jodhvir has to go directly to Prentice's office on his own. He reluctantly agrees to go. When he gets there, the door is open, so he goes straight in to find loads of weird gadgets and stuff that Prentice has been hiding. He hears banging from the closet and Mr Crampton's muffled voice.

Jodhvir gets closer to the closet, but before he can do anything, Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir appears behind him and explains to him that he is the chosen one and he must go through the multiverse to unite the variants. Then Jodhvir gets in like a vehicle or something that was in the office and he goes to White Jodhvir's universe.

Meanwhile, the rest of us don't know what to do after school, so we decide to go to CeX together on the way home. Nik Bin-Nik works there (we call him a CeX worker) and knows us well from school. He gives us his secret work keys and shows us an abandoned basement downstairs filled with secret DVDs, games, consoles and stuff. As we enter and explore the room, a remix of Have CeX from Morbius plays in the background. Nik Bin-Nik tells us that the employees call this place the CeX Dungeon and that we're welcome to hang out here anytime.

Cut to an after school teacher meeting. The teachers are discussing what to do about the fact that both a student (Jodhvir) and a teacher (Mr Crampton) have gone missing in one day. After a heated debate, the teachers decide to send in Mclovin, a world class spy, to investigate behind the scenes disguised as our new maths teacher.

At some point, Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir approaches the rest of us to help us travel to other universes so we can find Jodhvir.

Also a scene where White Jodhvir manipulates Kwesi into giving him an N-word pass and transforms into Nega-White Jodhvir, a powered-up version of White Jodhvir whose electricity is black and white, leading to a fight scene.

blah blah blah more stuff happens

On the verge of death, Jodhvir-Wan Kenodhvir reveals to Jodhvir the tale of his home planet and how it was destroyed long ago. He gives Jodhvir his Lancesaber, the last piece of ancient Jodhvirian technology left, and, with his final breath, spurs him on to fight the final battle.

As Jodhvir grabs hold of the Lancesaber, this aura thing surrounds him and he starts making a really loud Jodhvir noise (you know the one). After all his adventures, he has finally achieved Hyperintelligence, the power of the Jodhvirians. The red rectangle on his forehead becomes more visible.

Then we all go and get everyone from class and the final battle ensues.

At the end of the movie, we get Prentice fired and sued for harassment, but he takes on a new physical form and vows to be back. Mclovin is hired to be our new maths teacher while Mr Crampton is in therapy for what happened in the closet and moves to Canada to become a maths teacher in a school in Vancouver.