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Sesame Street: The Revenge of the Chocolate Chip Cookie a.k.a. Cookie Monster's Revenge

It was a beautiful sunny day in the summer month of June, The day I took a vacation at Sesame Place. It was a day that I would son never forget, a memory that could never be erased. It was not exactly the perfect trip filled with theme park rides, museums, familiar characters and attractions, certainly not the kind that you would hold close to your heart. At the time, me and my five younger sisters and my six cousins , were living with my aunt and uncle in New Jersey. If you want to be exact, we all lived off the coast of Jersey Shore. I remember like it was yesterday, we all got in our car, our big, giant and fancy 12 person vehicle including the front seat where the driver sits. My cousins and my younger sisters were huge fans of the children's show "Sesame Street". Everybody was really excited, they had their Sesame Street T-shirts on, Sesame Street furry hoodies, with unique hoods resembling the characters' s heads and faces , and they even had their Sesame Street Pj's , underwear briefs , furry Muppet socks and bathrobes , including Sesame Street sandals and flip flops. On he way to the park and Sesame Street resorts, we all sang familiar tunes like "C is for Cookie", "Rubber Duckie", "I Love Trash", and other favorites from the Sesame Street and Muppet Show music repertoire. My cousins who were all about 4 to 6 years old were die hard fans of the show and they even wore Kermit the Frog slippers to bed and Miss Piggy fashion designer brand clothing. Before we knew it, the time had finally arrived , and we paid our admissions then afterwards we joined in on the fun. We swam in the pools, went to parades, live shows, met all the friendly Muppet characters that everyone is familiar with and had the best time of our lives. Then I decided that I wanted to go take a look inside the gift shop and see what kinds of exclusive merchandise they sold at the store. What really caught my eye was their intriguing collection of VHS tapes. I picked up a bunch of them and I found one that said "Sesame Street: The Revenge of the Chocolate Chip Cookie", so I bought the tape along with a bunch of other favorite episodes and specials, alongside a Big Bird VCR player and a old school Elmo television set, with both having their eyes pop out of the top of TV screen , making it look uniquely Sesame Street. So I anxiously ran home to watch my new tape that I was very excited about. I immediately went back to the hotel and invited my cousins and siblings to watch the video with us. I told them it was Sesame Street and they were excited. So I got out my new tv set and VCR player,  I followed the instructions and I set it up. I made sure that the VCR was connected and all of the plugs were plugged in all of the way. Last but not least, I turned the tv on and then I opened up the packaging. The case was a plain colorful turquoise blue cardboard paper VHS sleeve with a greenish blue VCR tape inside. In bright blue marker, the title read Revenge of the Chocolate Chip Cookie , in quotation marks, Cookie Monster's Revenge with a chocolate chip cookie in the center with a sort of maniacal looking face. I quickly got a extra large box of cookies out of the fridge, along with 5 gallons of milk and a big jar of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. I put the snacks on the table, and I called over my siblings to watch the video. I put the tape in the VCR and I pressed play. The opening sequence was normal, with the Sesame Street home video commercial first, with Elmo doing the advertising. After that, the tv went straight to a black screen and the volume sounding very static. All I could hear was an evil Cookie Monster laughing devilishly and the Count saying "Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter "B" and the tasty succulent little word I like to call "Blood" . A screen of burning flames, evil laughs , and creepy organ music followed soon after. Then it shot right to a screen of Super Grover, zooming into the dark night sky , shortly afterwards crashing into the empire state building with a jagged little sign saying 'Sesame Street" in white letters on a green metal plated street sign. But instead of Grover crashing into the sign and sliding down it, with a dizzy frazzled look on his face, he fell from the sky for a few minutes and then landed on the cement cracking his furry blue head into two, with his helmet shattering into a thousand pieces , and blood gushing out from his pink nose and broken pieces of metal cutting his blue flesh in multiple spots scattered all over his face. Then the screen quickly exited over to a very dark and dim run down of Sesame Street, but it did not look the happy neighborhood filled with sunny days and sweeping the clouds away, instead it looked like a creepy and eerie, cob web filled graveyard with dead Muppets rotting everywhere and flies eating their flesh. I was so disgusted I did not know what to think of this movie from the Children's Television Workshop. Over by Mr. Hooper's Store which was now turned into a butcher shop for manufacturing meats made from Muppets who just did not make the cut, or did not obey the rules or the law put in place by Sesame Street's new evil rulers. Over by a giant bird's nest which looked like it was Big Bird's nest, was completely empty. In the middle of the street in front of it, was a dead Big Bird's chicken guts splattered in rotting lime green moldy bird flesh and yellow feathers filled with bacteria, flies and parasites. I shivered with a chill down my spine and I almost churned my stomach over so much I grabbed a bottle of acetaminophens, and swallowed about ten pills so I would not throw up and washed it down with some milk. Further down the roads of Sesame Street there were Muppets hanging from their necks with their flesh stretched out so much it looked like a wad of bubble gum and chicken guts covered in the skin that peels off a turkey breast when you defrost it before putting in the oven to cook. Then shortly afterwards it cut to scene of thunder, lightning flashes, and bare trees, covered by a giant prison revealing to be The Count's castle, with an additional extension of a giant 50 acre dungeon and a moat filled with crocodiles, piranhas and alligators that was about 90 feet deep. The castle was guarded by Sweetums, Animal, Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, The giants from Fraggle Rock and thousands and thousands of guards in knighted armor. Filled with booby traps full of with knives, nets, and head choppers to catch any Muppet escapees that might try to get out of the dungeon. Shortly afterwards, zooming in on the inside of the castle , were the rulers who had taken over Sesame Street and turned it into a tyranny of a dictatorship. In their giant king sized chairs were King Cookie Monster and sitting high right next to them, were the two Grand Viziers , Oscar the Grouch and The Count.