Thread:Jeffrey Penguin/@comment-33745727-20190420195108/@comment-33745727-20190421150354

This is what I was going to talk about there, but we might as well do it here.

Yes, I am. And before you ask why, I'll explain.

I may have lots of ideas, but sometimes(well alright most of the time) others have ideas that work better. However, for whatever reason, a lot of people seem to closely guard their reasoning. Originally, The Wiki hopper would have roamed around, collecting info and seeing what worked. However, poor relations, along with getting blocked on certain wiki's, meant I could not access the knowledge I needed to piece together my patchwork timeline.

So, one day, I disabled The Wiki hopper, and made account 2. However, the same problems arose, so this account was born. But by now, I was coming off as suspicious. As a distraction, I made Theonetheycallthewikihopper, which worked relatively to my favour. However, I took the joke too far, and ended up getting all my accounts banned.

After that, I vowed to be more careful.

So, I created Hejuststandsthere, who helped me track down more theorists. However, I disclosed my true identity to you and our friends, a big risk that inevitably became HJST's downfall. Let's be honest, I wasn't fooling anyone.

I also tried to make amends for what I did, as seen by the actions of Theonetheycallthewikihopperreturns. I also created a failsafe if it all went wrong; a backup account with a different IP. It has not, and hopefully will never, be used.

After a while, I came up with an idea. If Hopper disappeared, followed by Hejuststandsthere, attention would soon focus elsewhere. Lo and behold, I was right. However, I needed something else for people to focus on in the meantime, resulting in the infamous El Conejo Blanco, who may yet still have a use for me.

Once I was completely sure, Surprise attack moved in. Originally a troll account, the spam I was going to send failed, leaving me with a gateway to the wiki.

And here we are today.

You've got the greatest eye for detail I've ever seen, so I wasn't surprised when you figured me out.

I just... Needed to come clean.

You can choose to take this to the admins if you want, I won't blame you.