User:Awesomereesee

About me
Hey, I'm a 16 year old unabashadly immature and pretentious Brilliant But Lazy "ethnic" white autistic girl who fricking dyed her hair purple and looks like a Fremen Alana Haim with low standards and a screwed up sense of humor who's not born ready from San Antonio (though still a New Yorker at heart and my parents came from there), I like Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks (most of the time, (cough Shark Tale cough)), A24, Memes, Cartoons, Anime, Bad movies (to the point my avatar is the Gwen from The Misty Green Sky), Retro stuff, Pizza, Cute Animals, Music, Monsters, Alamo Drafthouse, pissing people off, and movies in general. My favorite youtubers are Saberspark, RebelTaxi, Lindsay Ellis, Jenny Nicholson, Shaun, Elvis The Alien, 24 Frames Of Nick, LS Mark, Jessie Gender, Worhikids (why does he have a better reason for Palphatine to survive than the actual movies), SungWo Cho, Dan Olson, Whang, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, Drew Gooden, Strange Aeons, Thought Slime, Renegade Cut, Illuminaughtii, Defunctland, Walrusguy, Sarah Z, Blameitonjorge and Phelous. Aspiring actress/filmmaker/comedian/Nothing Lasts Forever bootlegger/hack. Permanently banned from TV Tropes. Also on a quest to find out what happened to The Adventures Of Bunny Bravo (may even create a Lost Media Wiki page on it). May be a bisexual furry. Cosmic Book News is the worst source for superhero movies (as well as sci fi movies in general, in fact the website makes me ashamed for being part of the superhero/sci fi community). #1 Tiptoes and Oh Heavenly Dog historian/stan. INFP. Former drama causer, but not anymore (though I still accidentally cause drama with a certain Reddit user I should not name). My favorite non Fandom wiki is Lost Media Wiki. My least favorite wikis on any platform are the Reception Wikis/"Qualitipedia". Member of what Cosmic Book News calls Kevin Feige's zombie audience for having a different opinion than him and proud of it. Waiting for somebody to enlighten me for thinking The Last Jedi is a good movie and not liking Joker (I found it more mediocre is anything) and not being a fan of The Critical Drinker (will I even allowed to say I don't think he's funny or say I think his Ryan Drake is a bit to generic and the "wrong kind" of boring for my liking (still enjoyed it more than True Allegiance) without his fans getting on my case) and even enjoying Ghostbusters 2016 and even The Blues Brothers 2000, Coneheads and Nothing But Trouble more than Ghostbusters Afterlife and worst of all have Resident Evil Apocalypse as my least favorite in the franchise and legit enjoying Retribution. Supporter of the filmsis revolution. Has no modicum of taste. Opinion criminal. Trapped on an love/hate relationship with Max The Movie Guy, Dave Chapelle and Lionsgate. Release the butthole cut of Cats. Release the Lord/Miller cut of Solo. Release the McNally cut of Kangaroo Jack. Release the Sapochnik cut of Finch (I still enjoyed the movie but still). Release the Liman cut of Chaos Walking. Release the Wedge cut of Monster Trucks. Release the Craven cut of Cursed. Release The Saget cut of Dirty Work. Release the Gaghan cut of Dolittle. Release the Schumacher cut of Batman Forever. Release the Hill cut of Supernova. Release the Lee cut of Frozen 2. Release the Yagher cut of Hellraiser Bloodlines. Release the R and NC 17 rated cuts of Mrs Doubtfire. Credit all artists. SJW Disney shill piece of 💩. Anti Gamergate, Cosmicgate, and Animegate and proud of it. Local celebrity in my community. Gryffindor. Does not exist according to a Letterboxd list. Candidate for stupidest person with an above average IQ (but Owen Benjamin is preventing me from getting it). Few fries short of discovering the alternate universe where Chevy Chase was in The Shining, Indiana Jones and Forrest Gump. Unironically prefers when Joaquin Phoenix did artsy fartsy hipster trash like Her, Inherent Vice and The Master. Will make an argument when discussing Steven Spielberg's filmography that 1941 and AI are better than Ready Player One and when discussing Clint Eastwood's filmography that Space Cowboys is better than American Sniper. Get woke go woke is a lie. Supporter of a potential Red Guardian movie. Mentally singing a punk rock cover of "It Don't Worry Me" from Nashville to rejected animals from some direct to video kids movies with the murals from 3 Women in the background.

Tropes regarding my life
Adorkable: Occasionally

All Of The Other Reindeer: A bit scared of being this at my social club

Apologizes A Lot: Yes, and I'm sorry

Big Eater: Occasinally

Bile Fascination: I have this a lot

Brilliant, But Lazy: Of course

Character Development: Been trying to be more assertive recently

Cloudcuckoolander: Having such straits in earlier years seems to run in my family from my mother's side

Deadpan Snarker: Oh yeah

The Ditherer: Oh yeah

Driven To Madness: Me after I watched The Trump Prophecy

Evil Vs Evil: My thoughts on the "greedy film studios" vs "right wing modern pop culture youtubers" (overly long and unnecessary eleboration coming soon)

Fatal Flaw: The need to be liked and fit in

Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: Responsible to my younger brother's foolish

Flyover Country: I live in Texas

The Friend Nobody Likes: Has a fear of being one at my social club

Guilty Pleasure: I find TV Tropes' Tropes that will never happen pages to be oddly funny... I gotta agree with one on the complaining part: Woody Allen does creep me out, even as a cartoon Ant.

Heroic Self Deprecation: Do it a lot, even if my mom disaproves

I Hate Past Me: I unironically wanted to see Norm Of The North when it came out and actually liked the 2013 Walking With Dinosaurs movie when I was younger, yeah, though doing stuff like defending Zoe Quinn and The Last Jedi would probably mean to some people I haven't matured

In Name Only: My dream version of Cats And Dogs lol

Locked Out Of The Loop: Didn't know about Mozart999 becoming nuetral on Trolls until I made a joke about Trolland

Mistaken For Racist: Has had incidents, like when I almost bleached my clothes and towels

Mysterious Infromat: To the Slimehouse podcast

Real Dreams Are Weirder: I could write a book about it, here's a google docs based on versions of movies in my dreams: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JR_LIkYDyOiok1SzX2n9QbMenhIvTgWFlagIaOqPbLQ/edit

The Scrappy: Haves some and secret rivals at my Social Club

Sweet Tooth: Not afraid to chow down on Skittles, mainly on road trips

Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza and Whataburger, on the drinks side, Apple And Eve and Sprite

Troll: Ocassionally, unfortunately, just ask Mozart999

Movies I wanna make in the future cause I'm weird
(the films will hopefully be animated in a style that resembles a mix of Spider Man Into The Spiderverse/The Mitchells Vs The Machines, The Iron Giant, classic Disney films, Pixar, Dreamworks, Laika, Don Hertfield's cartoons, Pannonia Studios films (mainly the ones by Marcell Jankovics and Attila Dargay), Cartoon Saloon, Moebius's art, Jan Schvankmar's work, Jonni Phillip's work, ND Stevensen's artwork, Adult Swim cartoons, Wes Anderson's animated films, Terry Gilliam's art, Jorge R Gutierrez's cartoons, Jim Henson's puppetry, and Studio Ghibli)

The Christmas Skippers, got the idea when watching Christmas With The Kranks. Will ideally be Get Out meets Christmas With The Kranks and Hot Fuzz

For Teh Lulz, parody of internet horror movies (namely Feardotcom, Smiley and Chain Letter), got the idea from watching Phelous's reviews of them

Go Viral, dark comedy psychological body horror about a scientist experimenting with mysterious alien parasites who slowly goes insane after participating in a groundbreaking experiment on some dogs and believes them to be the next step in evolution

Knight And Dragon, sword and sorcery film

Bad Game, sci fi thriller about a group of people on a game shoe gone bad

Untitled Single Location Film, exactly what it says on the tin

Untitled Time Travel film, it's probably gonna have an emphasis on speculative evolution, with some inspiration from me not really knowing my grandfather

Same As It Ever Was, coming of age dramedy

A Cat Among Dogs, thriller where the twist is that the character with a mental illness is the good guy and is an actually realistic portrayal of mental illness

The Island Of Nowhere, adventure about a group of scientists who, after some giant insects mysteriously wash up on the coast of Honululu, go to an island seeminlgy in the middle of nowhere to investiagate

Best/Worst Christmas Ever, comedy about a family's misadventures on Christmas

Arlo Finch, trilogy based on the books of the same name by John August (don't worry, I'll try to make sure it's not like a certain OTHER YA adaptation that's acronymns are AF

Born Standing Up, film adaptation of the autobiography by Steve Martin

Untitled filmmaking project, about a group of people who are hired on a project, but with only one catch: the director is a psychopathic filmbro

I Am You, You Are Me, darkly comedic thriller about a group of people who undergo experiences including body swapping and doppelgangers

The Pleasure of my Company, film adaptation of the book by Steve Martin

Hans My Hedgehog, adaptation of the fairy tale of the same name

Victories Greater Than Death, adaptation of the book by Charlie Jane Anders

All The Birds In The Sky, adaptation of the book by Charlie Jane Anders

Untitled post apocalyse movie

Wickofrey, Halloween themed fantasy comedy about a witch

Just Friends, action comedy about two people who go to a "masculinity reclamation" convention and realize their in love, and end up finding out about a conspiracy by the organizers of the event, think Fight Club meets But I'm A Cheerleader meets Lethal Weapon meets The Nice Guys meets Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

Sam The Songbird, musical about a songbird who was raised by a theatre owner

The Thief Of Always, adaptation of the book by Clive Barker

Untitled parallel universe project, based on ideas weird ideas that have shown up in my head

Escape From China, satirical movie about a Bear who's a parody of Winnie The Pooh and his friends (including but not limited to parodies of the rest of the Pooh Gang and a talking Jasmine Flower) who have to escape from a Chinese prison and save the world from China

Raiders Of The Lost Movies, comedy action adventure thriller movie about a couple of film students on the run after finding copies of lost movies on a road trip

The Gecko, idea came from a Gecko that keeps showing up on my dad's car

Untitled Animal Transformation movie, don;t even know

Movies with the Awesomereesee Seal Of Approval (alphabetical order) (work in progress)
1BR

3 Idiots

3 Women (may have happened to me and my buddy Erika also now that Disney owns this and The Tree Of Life (in the US, the UK and Japan (which they actually distributed themselves in the region) at least) if they put either of these movies on Disney+ (especially if it's both) I would remove all the mixed feelings I've had towards the company as of late even if I know they would rather burn their studio than allow movies like these to be produced under their watch or at best do something similar to what they did to The Empty Man)

5 Centimeters Per Second

8 1/2

9 To 5 (Find it funny that Disney owns it now do to one scene)

10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Things I Hate About You (the only real Joker origin story)

12 Angry Men

12 Monkeys

The 12 Tasks Of Asterix

12 Years A Slave

13 Going On 13

20th Century Women

21 Jump Street

22 Jump Street

28 Days Later

25th Hour

35 Shots Of Rum

The 39 Steps

42nd Street

45 Years

50/50

101 Dalmatians (1961)

127 Hours

300

The 400 Blows (this happened to my dad's buddy Éric)

500 Days Of Summer

1917

1922

2001: A Space Oddesey

2046

3000 Years Of Longing

Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein

The Abominable Dr Phibes

About A Boy

About Time

Ace In The Hole

Adam's Rib

Adaptation

Ad Astra

Adam By Eve

The Addams Family (1991)

Addams Family Values

The Addiction

Adventureland

The Adventures Of Baron Munchasen

The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mister Toad

The Adventures Of Prince Achmed

The Adventures Of Mark Twain (I would be traumatized as a kid lol)

The Adventures Of Robin Hood

The Adventures Of Tintin

After Hours

After Midnight

The African Queen

After The Thin Man

After Yang

Agitator

Aguirre The Wrath Of God

AI Artificial Intelligience

Alive (2020)

All That Heaven Allows

Akira

Airplane (remember when parodies that were actually good was the norm rather than the exception)

Aladdin (1992)

Ali Fear Eats The Soul

Alice (1988)

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Alien

Alien Covenant

Aliens

Alita Battle Angel

All About Eve

All About My Mother

All Dogs Go To Heaven

All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)

All My Friends Hate Me

All That Jazz

All The Colors Of The Dark

All The President's Men

Allegro Non Troppo

Almost Famous

Alone (2020 Hyams)

Alphaville

Altered States

Alucarda

Always Be My Maybe

Always Shine

Amadeus (thanks Mozart999)

Amarcord

Ambulance

Amelie

American Animals

American Graffiti (LuCaS wOuLd NeVeR pUt 50s AeStHeTiCs In HiS wOrKs)

American Honey

American Pop

American Psycho (hey look! girls can do filmbro movies!)

An American In Paris

An American Werewolf In London

Anatomy Of A Murder

Amour

Amores Perros

The Amusement Park

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

Anastasia (1997)

Andrei Rublev

The Angel (1982)

Angels With Dirty Faces

Angel's Egg

Angst

Animal Crackers (1930)

Anina

Anna Karenina

Annihilation

Annie Hall (W**dy should take his own advice)

The Animatrix

Anomalisa

Another Day Of Life

Another Earth

Another Round

Another Thin Man

Anthem Of The Heart

Anything For Jackson

Aparajito

The Apartment

Apocalypse Now

Apollo 10 1/2

Apollo 13

Apostle

April And The Extraordinary World

Aquaman

Armageddon Time

Arachnophobia

Argo

Army Of Darkness

Army Of Shadows

Army Of The Dead

Arrival

Arsenic And Old Lace

Arthur Christmas

As Tears Go Bye

Ash Is The Purest White

Asphalt Jungle

The Assassin

The Assasination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

Assault On Precint 13

The Assistant

Asterix And Cleopatra

At Eternity's Gate

At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul

Atlantics

Atlantis The Lost Empire

Atomic Blonde

Atonement

Attack On Titan Crimson Bow And Arrow

Attack On Titan Chronicle

Attack The Block

Audition

The Autopsy (2022)

The Autopsy Of Jane Doe

Autumn Sonata

The Avengers

Avengers Endgame

Avengers Infinity War

Away (2019)

The Awful Truth

Aya Of Yop City

The Babadook (Australia's #1 gay icon)

Babe

Baby Face

Bacuru

Bad Black

Bad Education (2019)

Bad Trip (I don't know why but I have this conspiracy theory about the film that the leaking on Amazon Prime was a warning about Amazon's acquisition of MGM)

Bad Times At The El Royale

Baby Driver

Back To The Future

Back To The Future Part 2

Back To The Future Part 3

Backcountry

The Bad Guys

The Bad Seed (1956)

Badlands

Ball Of Fire

The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs

Balto

Bambi

The Banshees Of Inisherin

Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar

Barbarian

Barber Westchester

Barbie A Fashion Fairytale

Barbie And The Diamond Castle

Barbie And The Three Musketeers

Barbie As The Island Princess

Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper

Barbie As Rapunzel

Barbie Fairytopia Mermaidia

Barbie In A Fairy Secret

Barbie In A Mermaid Tale

Barbie In The 12 Dancing Princesses

Barbie Magic Of The Pesasus 3D

Barbie Of Swan Lake

Barbie Princess Charm School

Barefoot Gen

Barry Lyndon

Barton Fink

Batman (1989)

The Batman (2022)

Batman Beyond Return Of The Joker

Batman Mask Of The Phantasm

Batman Returns

Batman The Dark Knight Returns

Batman The Long Halloween

Batman Under The Red Hood

The Battle Of Algiers

Battle Of The Sexes

Battle Royale

Battleship Potekim

Be Kind Rewind

Be Right Back

Beasts Of No Nation

Beasts Of The Southern Wilds

A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Beauty And The Beast (1946)

Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Beavis And Butthead Do America

Beavis And Butthead Do The Universe

Bee Movie

Beetlejuice

Before Midnight

Before Sunrise

Before Sunset

The Beguiled (2017)

Belladonna Of Sadness

Belle

Belle De Jour

Being John Malkovich

Being There

Ben Hur

Bennedetta

Berberian Sound Studio (if they didn't cast an animator to voice Rumpelstilskin in Shrek Forever After in a refreshing move against the celebrification of voice acting I would be saying Toby Jones should have voiced Rumpelstilskin I don't know why I just think that)

Bergman Island

Berlin Syndrome

Bernie

Berserk The Golden Age Arc 2

Berserk The Golden Age Arc 3

The Best Years Of Our Lives

The Beta Test

Beverly Hills Cop

The Beyond

Bicycle Thieves

The Big Bad Fox And Other Tales

Big

Big Fish

Big Fish And Begonia

The Big Heat

Big Hero 6

The Big Lebowski

The Big Short

The Big Sleep

The Big Sick

Big Trouble In Little China

A Bigger Splash

Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill And Ted Face The Music

Birdboy

The Birdcage

Birdman

The Bird With The Crystal Plummage

The Birds

Birds Of Prey

A Bittersweet Life

Black Bear

The Black Cat

Black Christmas (1974)

Black Girl

Black Sabbath

Black Sunday

BlacKkKlansman

Blackhat

Black Mass

Black Museum

Black Narcisscus

Black Panther

Black Pit Of Dr M

Black Swan

Blade Runner

Blade Runner 2049

The Blair Witch Project

Blazing Saddles

Blind Beast

Blinded By The Light

Blindspotting

Bliss (2019)

Blockers

Blonde Venus

Blood And Black Lace

The Blood Of A Poet

Blood Quantum

Blood Simple

Bloody Hell

Blow Out

Blow Up

The Blue Angel

The Blues Brothers

Blue Jay

Blue Ruin

Blue Valentine

Blue Velvet

Bo Burnham: Inside

Bo Burnham: Make Happy

Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

Bob's Burgers

Bodies Bodies Bodies

Body Double

The Body Snatcher

Bone Tomahawk

Bonnie And Clyde

Boogie Nights

The Book Of Life

Booksmart

Borat

Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm (wish we could get more dumb comedies that inaverdently expose politicians and casually say the protagonist killed lots of people)

The Boston Strangler

Bottle Rocket

Bound

The Bourne Ultimanium

Bowfinger

The Boy And The Beast

Boy And The World

The Boy Behind The Door

A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Boyhood

Boyz In The Hood

Brain Damage

Bratz Fashion Pixiez

Bratz Go To Paris

Bratz Kidz Fairy Tales

Bratz Kidz Sleepover Adventure

Bratz Passion 4 Fashion Diamondz

Bratz Rock Angels

Brawl In Cell Blcok 99

Brazil

The Breadwinner

The Breakfast Club

Breaking Away

Breaking News

Breathe (2017)

Breathless

Brewster McCloud

Brick

The Bride Of Frankenstein

Bridesmaids

The Bridge On The River Kwai

Bridget Jones' Diary

Bridget Jones' Baby

Brief Encounter

Bridge Of Spies

Brigsby Bear

A Brighter Summer Day

Bringing Up Baby

Broadcast News

Brokeback Mountain (hate the Crash snub all you want but Jack Nicholson's expressions made it worth it... in my opinion at least)

The Brood

Brooklyn

Bros

Bubble Bath

The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie

A Bucket Of Blood

Buffalo 66

Bunuel And The Labyrinth Of The Turtles

Burn After Reading

Burning

The Burning Buddha Man

But I'm A Cheerleader (we didn't deserve this movie didn't we)

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

C'mon C'mon

Cabaret

Cabin In The Woods

The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari

Cache

Caddyshack

Calamity

California Split

Call Me By Your Name

Calvary

Cam

Candyman (1992)

Candyman (2021)

Can You Ever Forgive Me

Capote

Captain America The First Avenger

Captain Blood

Captain Fantastiic

Captain Phillips

Captain Underpants

The Card Counter

Carlito's Way

Carnage (can't think of a joke so so f*ck Polanski)

Carnival Of Sinners

Carnival Of Souls

Carol

Carrie (1976)

Casablanca

The Case Of Hanna And Alice

Casino

Casino Royale

Cast Away

Castle In The Sky

The Castle Of Cagilistro

Casualities Of War

Catch Me If You Can

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Cat People (1942)

The Cat Returns

Cats Don't Dance

Celine And Julie Go Boating

Cemetery Man

Censor

Certain Women

Cha Cha Real Smooth

The Changeling (1980)

Charades

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Cheatin

Chef

Chi Raw

Chicago

Chicken Run

Child's Play

Children Of Men

Children Of Paradise

Children Of The Sea

The Children's Hour

Chinatown (Mr P*l*sk* I'm not gonna forgive you still)

Christine (1983)

Christine (2016)

Chronicle

A Christmas Story

Chungking Express

Ciggarette Burns

Cinderella (1950)

Cinema Paradiso

The Circus

Citizen Kane

City Lights

City Of The Living Dead

City Of God

Cleo From 5 To 7

Clerks

Clerks 2

Climax

Clouds Of Sils Maria

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Cold War

A Clockwork Orange

Close Encounters Of The The Third Kind

Close Up

Cloverfield

The Color Purple

The Craft

The Cranes Are Flying

Crawl

Clue

Clueless

Coco

Coherence

Collateral

Colossall

Color Out Of Space

Columbus

Come And See

Come To Daddy

Coming Home In The Dark

Compliance

The Conjuring

Conspirators Of Pleasure

Contempt

The Conversation

Cool Hand Luke

Consuming Spirits

Contagion

Coonskin

Coraline

Corpse Bride

Cowboy Bebop The Movie

Crazy Rich Asians

Crazy Stupid Love

Creating Rem Lezar

Creed

Creed 2

Creep

Creep 2

Creepy

Creepshow

The Cremator

Cries And Whispers

Crimes And Misdemanors (this would make sense if Marty and W**dy switched roles)

Crimes Of The Future (2022)

Crimson Peak

Cronos

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Crush

The Cube (1969)

Cure

Curse Of Frankenstein

Da 5 Bloods

Daisies

Damsel

Dancer In The Dark

Danger Diabolik

A Dangerous Method

The Dark And The Wicked

Dark City

The Dark Crystal

The Dark Knight

A Dark Song

Dark Waters

Dave Made A Maze

Day Of The Dead

The Day The Earth Stood Stood Still

Days Of Being Wild

Days Of Heaven

Daughters Of Darkness

Daughters Of The Dust

Dawn Of The Dead (1978)

Dawn Of The Dead (2004)

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

Day For NIght

Day Of Wrath

Dazed And Confused

Dead Alive

Dead Of Night

Dead Or Alive 2 Birds

Dead Poets Society

Dead Ringers

The Dead Zone

Deadstream

Death Becomes Her

Deathdream

The Death Of Stalin

The Decameron

Decsion To Leave

Delicatessen

The Deep Blue Sea

Deep Cover

Deep Red

The Deer Hunter

Deerskin

Definetely Maybe

Dementia (1955)

Demon (2015)

The Demon (1963)

Demons (1971)

Demons (1985)

Demon Slayer: Infinity Train

The Departed

The Descendants

The Descent

Design For Living

Desparate Living

Despicable Me (but not Minions)

Despite The Night

Detour

Detroit

The Devil Rides Out

The Devil Wears Prada

Devilman Birth

The Devils

Dial M For Murder

Diabolique

Diary Of A Teenage Girl

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules (2011)

Die Hard

Dirty Harry

Dirty Dancing

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

The Disaster Artist

The Discreet Charm Of The Bougerisie

Dishonored

Disobedience

District 9

Django Unchained

Dog Day Afternoon

Dogtooth

Dolemite Is My Name

Donnie Darko

Don't Breathe

Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You

Don't Look Now (I still can't get over THAT video that put Angry Birds being right wing propaganda below THAT SCENE)

Dope

The Double

The Double Life Of Veronique

Doubt

Do The Right Thing

Donkey Skin

Don't Torture A Duckling

Doraemon Nobita And The New Steel Troops

Double Indemnity

Doukyusei

Down By Law

Dracula (1931)

Dracula (1931 Spanish)

Dracula (1958)

Dracula (1992)

Drag Me To Hell

Dragon Ball Super Broly

Dragon Ball Super Super Hero

The Devil's Backbone

Dressed To Kill

Drive

Drive My Car

Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (1931)

Dr No

Dr Strangelove

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Drunken Angel

Drunken Master

Duck Soup

Duel

The Duke Of Burgundy

Dumb And Dumber

Dumbo

Dune (2021)

Dunkirk

Earth (1930)

East Of Eden

Easy A

Easy Rider

Edward Scissorhands

Ed Wood

The Edge Of Seventeen

Edge Of Tomorrow

Eigth Grade

El Camino

Elf

Elle

Election (1999)

Election (2005)

Election 2

The Elephant Man

Elevator To The Gallows

Elvis

Emily The Criminal

Emergency

Emma (2020)

Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas

Empire Records

The Emporer's New Groove

Encanto

Enchanted

The End Of Evangelion

The End Of The Tour

End Of Watch

The Endless

Enemy

Enola Holmes

Enter The Dragon

The Entire History Of You

Entergalactic

Eraserhead

Ernest And Celestine

Escape From New York

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

ET The Extra Terrestrial (own a toy I stole from Area 51)

Ethel And Ernest

Ex Machina

Excision

The Exorcist

Evangelion 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone

Evangelion 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

Evangelion 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0 Thrice Upon A Time

Ever After

Everyone Rides The Carousel

Everything Everywhere All At Once

The Evil Dead (2013)

The Evil Dead 2

Evolution (2015)

The Exterminating Angel

Extra Ordinary

The Eyes Of My Mother

Eyes Wide Shut

Eyes Without A Face

The Fabulous Baron Munchasen

The Face Of Another

A Face In The Crowd

Face/Off

The Fake

Fallen Angels

Family Plot

Fanny And Alexander

Fantasia

Fantasia 2000

The Fantastic Mr Fox

Fantastic Planet

A Fantastic Woman

The Farewell

Fargo

Fast Five

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Fateful Findings

The Father

The Favourite

Fear Street 1666

Fear Street 1978

Fear Street 1994

Fences

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

A Field In England

Field Of Dreams

Fiddler On The Roof

Fifteen Million Merits

The Fifth Element

Fighting With My Family

Fight Club (it's a gay romcom and you can't judge me for it)

The Final Exit Of The Disciples Of Ascencia

Finding Nemo

Fire Island

A Fish Called Wanda

A Fistfull Of Dollars

First Cow

First Man

First Reformed

Fist Of The North Star (1986)

The Fits

Fitzcarraldo

Flash Gordon

Fletch

Flight

The Florida Project

The Fly (1958)

The Fly (1986)

The Flying Luna Clipper

The Fog (1980)

Footlight Parade

For A Few Dollars More

Force Majeur

Ford Vs Ferrari

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Foreign Correspondent

The Fountain

Four Weddings And A Funeral

Foxcatcher

The Fox And The Hound

Frank

Frank And Zed

Frankenstein (1931)

Frances Ha

Frankenhooker

Frankenweenie

Freaks

Freaky

Freaky Friday

The French Connection

The French Dispatch

Frenzy

Friday

Fright Night

From Beyond

From Dusk Till Dawn

From Russia With Love

From Up On Poppy Hill

Frozen

Fruitvale Station

F*ck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob

The Fugitive

Full Metal Jacket

Funan

Funeral Parade Of Roses

Funny Games (the games aren't that funny tho)

Funny Face

Furious 7

The Fury

Fury

Galaxy Express 999

Galaxy Quest

The Game

Game Night

Gamera Guardian Of The Universe

Gamera 2: Attack Of Legion

Gamera 3: Revenge Of Iris

Gandahar

Ganja And Hess

Garden Of Words

Garfield His 9 Lives

Gaslight (1944)

Gauche The Cellist

The General

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Gerald's Game

Germany Year Zero

Get Duked

Get Out

Ghost In The Shell (1995)

Ghost In The Shell 2 Innocence

The Ghost Of Yotsuya

A Ghost Story

Ghost World

Ghostbusters

Ghostwatch

Giavonni's Island

The Gift

Gilda (1946)

Ginger Snaps

The Girl From The Other Side

Girl Interrupted

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

The Girl Who Knew Too Much

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

The Girl Without Hands

Girlfriends

Girlhood

The Girl With All The Gifts

Girls Trip

Given

Gladiator

Glorious

God's Own Country

The Godfather

The Godfather Part 2

Godzilla (1954)

Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla Mothra And King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attact

Godzilla Vs Biollante

Godzilla Vs Destoroyah (imagine having the guts to make the weakest Heisei Godzilla film and immediately follow it with the best of said era)

Gold Diggers Of 1933

The Gold Rush

Goldfinger

Golgo 13

Gone Baby Gone

Gone Girl (the best Madea movie)

A Good Woman Is Hard To Find

The Good The Bad And The Ugly

Good Luck To You Leo Grande

Good Manners

Good Morning

Goodbye Dragon Inn

Goodbye Farewell And Amen

Goodfellas

Goodnight Mommy

Good Time

Good Will Hunting

A Goofy Movie

The Goonies

Gosford Park

The Graduate

The Grapes Of Wrath

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Grand Hotel

Grand Illusion

The Grandmaster

Grave Of The Fireflies

Gravity

Grease

The Great Beauty

The Great Dictator

The Great Escape

The Great Gatsby

The Great Mouse Detective

The Great Satan

The Green Knight

Green Room

Gremlins

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

The Grey

Groundhog Day

Gummo

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2

The Guest

Guilty Of Romance

Guy And Madeline On A Park Bench

Hagazussa

Hail Caesar

Hair High

Hairspray (1988)

The Half Of It

Halloween (1978)

The Halloween Tree

Hamlet (1948)

The Hand (2020)

The Handmaiden

Hang The DJ

Hanna

Hanna And Alice

Hannah And Her Sisters (why do I have to relate to the character played by a creep)

Happiest Season

Happiness Is A Warm Blanket Charlie Brown

Happy Together

Hara Kiri

Hard Boiled

A Hard Day's Night

Hard Ticket To Hawaii

The Harder They Fall

Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle

Harold And Maude

Harpoon

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban

Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Stone

The Hate U Give

Hated In The Nation

The Hateful Eight

Hatching

The Haunted Palace

The Haunting (1963)

Haywire (anyway screw Gina)

The Heartbreak Kid (1972)

Heat

Heathers

Hedwig And The Angry Inch

Heaven Knows What

The Heiress

Hellbender

Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy 2

Hellraiser

Hell Or High Water

Her (yes I prefer when Joquin Phoenix was doing artsy fartsy hipster trash like this)

Her Smell

Herules (1997)

Hereditary

Hi Mom

The Hidden Fortress

A Hidden Life

High And Low

High Fidelity

High Life

High Noon

High Rise

Hilda And The Mountain King

The Hills Have Eyes

Hiroshima Mon Amour

His Girl Friday

His House

The Hitch Hiker (1953)

Hocus Pocus

Holiday

Hold That Ghost

Holy Motors

The Holy Mountain (why was a copy sold in place of Shrek once)

Home Alone

Honey Boy

Horrible Bosses (I to would have thoughts of killing a boss if he looked like Kevin Spacey)

Horrors Of Malformed Men

Host (2020)

The Host (2006)

Hot Fuzz

Hot Rod

Hotarubi No Mori E

Hounds Of Love

House (1977)

The House Of The Devil

House Of Usher (1960)

House Of Wax (1953)

The House On Haunted Hill (1959)

The House (2022)

The House That Jack Built

The House That Screamed (1969)

Housebound

How Green Was My Valley

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon 2

How To Train Your Dragon 3

Howl's Moving Castle

The Howling

The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1939)

Hour Of The Wolf

Hugo

Hulk

The Human Condition

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1939)

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1996)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games Catching Fire

The Hunger Games Mockingjay

The Hunt (2012)

The Hunt For The Wilderpeople

Hunter Hunter

The Hurt Locker

Husbands

Hush

Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte

Hustle

Hustlers

Ice Age

I Accuse (1938)

I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang

I Am Not A Serial Killer

I Blame Society

I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore

If Beale Street Could Talk

I Know Where I'm Going

I Lost My Body

I Married A Strange Person

I Married A Witch

I Saw The Devil

I Walked With A Zombie

I Wanna Hold Your Hand

I Want To Eat Your Pancreas

I Was Born But

I'm Thinking Of Ending Things

Ida

Idiots And Angels

Ikiru

Images

The Immigrant

Impetigore

In A Lonely Place

In Bruges

In Cold Blood

In Fabric

In The Heat Of The Night

In The Mood For Love

In This Corner Of The World

Incendies

Inception

The Incredible Shrinking Man

The Incredibles

Incredibles 2

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

Infernal Affairs

Inferno (1980)

Inglourious Basterds

Ingrid Goes West

Inherent Vice (see what I said about Her)

Inland Empire

Innerspace

The Innocents (1961)

The Innocents (2021)

The Impossible

Inside

Inside Lleywen Davis

Inside Out

Insomnia (2002)

Interstella 5555

Interstellar

Into The Woods (1991)

Intolerable Cruelty

Invader Zim Enter The Florpus

Invaders From Space

The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)

The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)

The Invisible Man (1933)

The Invisible Man (2020)

The Invitation

Inu Oh

Irma Vep

The Irishman

The Iron Giant

Iron Man

Iron Man 3

Island Of Lost Souls

Isle Of Dogs

I Tonya

I Want You Back

IT

It Comes At Night

It Follows

It Happened One Night

It's A Wonderful Life

It's Such A Beautiful Day (why am I caring this much about a stick figure)

Italian Spiderman

Ivan's Childhood

Jack And The Cuckoo Clock Heart

Jackie

Jackie Brown

Jacob's Ladder

Jane Eyre

Jaws

Jeanne Dielman

Jennifer's Body

The Jerk

Jerrod Charmichal Rothaniel

Jerry Maguire

Jezebel

JFK

Jigoku

Jin Roh The Wolf Brigade

Joe Vs The Volcano

John Mulaney And The Sack Lunch Bunch

John Mulaney Kid Gorgeous At Radio City

John Mulaney New In Town

John Mulaney The Comeback Kid

John Wick

John Wick: Chapter 2

John Wick: Parabellum

Johnny Corncob

Johnny Guitar

Joint Security Area

Jojo Rabbit

Josee The Tiger And The Fish

Josep

Jour De Fete

The Joy Luck Club

Judas And The Black Messiah

Jujutsu Kaisen 0

Jules And Jim

Jumanji (1995)

Jumanji The Next Level

Jumanji Welcome To The Jungle

the Jungle Book (1967)

Junk Head

Juno

Jurassic Park

Justice League Dark Apokolips War

Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox

Kajillionaire

Kase San And Morning Glories

Key Largo

Kicking And Screaming (1995)

The Kid

The Kid Detective

Kiki's Delivery Service

Kill Baby Kill

Kill Bill

Kill List

Kill It And Leave This Town

Killer Klowns From Outer Spacce

Killer Joe

The Killers (1946)

The Killing

The Killing Of A Sacred Deer

Killing Them Softly

KIMI

Kind Hearts And Coronets

The King And The Mockingbird

The King Of Comedy

The King Of Staten Island

The Kings Of Summer

King Richard

Kispamata

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kizumonogatari Part 1

Kizumonogatari Part 2

Kizumonogatari Part 3

Klaus

Klute

Knife + Heart

Knives Out

Knocked Up

King Kong

King Kong (2005)

Kirikou And The Men And Women

Kirikou And The Sorceress

Kirikou And The Wild Beasts

Kiss Me Deadly

K On The Movie

Kong Skull Island

Kotoko

Kramer Vs Kramer

Krampus

Krisha

Kubo And The Two Strings

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda 2

Kung Fu Panda 3

Kuroneko

Kwaidan

L'Age D'Or

L'Atlante

L'Avventura

La Dolce Vita

La Haine

La Notte

La Strada

The Lady Eve

Lady Bird

Lady Snowblood

The Lady Vanishes

La La Land

La Llorna

Lady And The Tramp (1955)

Lady Macbeth

Lake Mungo

Laggies

Lamb

The Landlord

Lars And The Real Girl

The Last Black Man In San Francisco

The Last Detail

The Last Duel

The Last Matinee

The Last Picture Show

The Last Temptation Of Christ

The Last Unicorn

Last Year At Marienbad

Late Spring

Laura (1944)

Lawrence Of Arabia

Laurence Anyways

Le Bonheur

Le Samourai

A League Of Their Own

Lean On Pete

Leave Her To Heaven

Leave No Trace

Legally Blonde (oh yeah I own that dog but white with black stripe-spots on his back and I will forever stand by my believe that Reese Whitherspoon and Kiwi Smith did more for the autistic community than Sia ever did)

The Legend Of Drunken Master

The Legend Of Hei

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie 2

Lemonade Mouth

The Leopard Man

Let Me In

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

Let The Right One In

Letter From An Unknown Woman

A Letter To Momo

Lethal Weapon (but why does this franchise has more consistency than Die Hard, it's a truth I'll never know the answer to)

Lethal Weapon 2

Let's Scare Jessica To Death

Ley Lines

Licorice Pizza

The Life And Death Of Colonel Blimp

The Life Of Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Life Is Beautiful

Life Of Pi

Lifeboat

The Lighthouse

Like Someone In Love

Lilo And Stitch

Lincoln

Lion

The Lion King (1994)

Limite

Limitless

Little Caesar

The Little Fox (say what you want to say about direct to video Disney sequels; some of them are actually guilty pleasures of mine; but at least they weren't the complete 180 like A Fox's Tale was to this movie)

The Little Mermaid

Little Miss Sunshine

The Little Prince

The Little Prince And The Eight Headed Dragon

A Little Princess

Little Shop Of Horrors

Little Witch Academia The Enchanted Parade

Little Woman (2019)

Liz And The Blue Bird

Lizard In A Woman's Skin

The Lobster

The Lodger (1927)

Logan (the only Logan to stan)

Logan Lucky

Locke

Lolita (1962)

The Long Goodbye (this made me realize that what I call "The Last Jedi/Resident Evil effect" (when fans of a franchise go nuts because a film in the franchise (or in Resident Evil's case a series of films) isn't the way they want them) existed LONG before the 2000s and 2010s like I first thought)

Long Way North

Looper

Lord Of The Rings The Fellowship Of The Ring

Lord Of The Rings The Return Of The King

Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers

The Lost Boys (bat nip-)

The Lost City

The Lost City Of Z

The Lost Daughter

Lost Highway

Lost In Translation (someone should now translate the NEW most popular review on Letterboxd)

The Lost Weekend

Lowlife

Louise By The Shore

Love And Mercy

Love And Monsters

Love Exposure

Love On A Leash

Love Simon

The Love Witch

The Loved Ones

Lover's Rock

Loving

Loving Vincent

Lu Over The Wall

Luca

Lucky And Zorba

Lucy

Lupin III The First (dammit this is how Japan should do CGI)

Lupin The 3rd Goemon's Blood Spray

Lupin The 3rd Jigen's Gravestone

The Lure

Luz

M

Ma Rainey's Black Bottom

Maccbeth (2015)

Madagascar

Madagascar 2 (Moto Moto likes me)

Madagascar 3

Mad God

Mad Love

Mad Max

Mad Max The Road Warrior

Mad Max: Fury Road

Made In Abyss Dawn Of The Deep Soul

Madchen In Uniform

Madeline's Madeline

Magic Mike

Magic Mike XXL

The Magnificient Ambersons

Magnolia

Magnum Force

Mahal

Make Way For Tomorrow

Malignant

Malcolm X

The Maltese Falcon

Mamma Mia Here We Go Again

A Man Escaped

The Man From UNCLE

The Man Who Fell To Earth

The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934)

The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)

The Man Who Wasn't There

Manchester By The Sea

Mandy

Mangrove

Manhunter

The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh

Maquia

Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

Margaret

Marriage Story

El Mariachi

Marona's Fantastic Tale

Marquis

Martha Marcy May Marlene

The Martian

Martin (1978)

Marty

Mary And Max

Mary And The Witch's Flower

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins Returns

MASH

The Masque Of Red Death

Mass

The Master (this film is actually about {redacted})

Matilda

The Matrix (I will live and die by the statement that it counts as a film by female directors and that this film is a trans allegory)

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix Resurrections

A Matter Of Life And Death

May

Mayhem (2017)

Me And Earl And The Dying Girl

Mean Girls

Mean Streets

Meet Me In St Louis

Megamind (Minion is the true Minions and you can't question my grammar

McCabe And Mrs Miller

The Meaning Of Life

Memoria

Men In Black (cue Nine Lives)

Melancholia

Memories

Memories Of Murder

Merrily We Go To Hell

Messiah Of Evil

Metropolois (1927) (BlameItOnJorge I love you but you should have less confusion on why something from Germany ended up in Argentina anyway this is the only German thing that should have ended up in Argentina)

The Meyerowitz Stories

Miami Connection

Miami Vice

Mikey And Nicky

Midnight Cowboy

Midnight Run

Midnight Special

Midori Ko

Midsommar

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1959)

Mildred Pierce

Millenium Actress

Miller's Crossing

Million Dollar Baby (I'll never forget that one time I was on A Wiki That Shall Not Be Named and they were critizizing the mom in the movie and called her Margo Martindale solely because of her actress)

Minari

Mind Game

Minnie And Moskowitz

Minority Report

Minuscule Mandibles From Far Away

Minuscule Valley Of The Lost Ants

Miracle On 34th Street

Mirai

Mirror

The Miseducation Of Cameron Post

Misery (damn I've seen people online who'd unironically do this without a thought)

Mishima A Life In Four Chapters

Miss Hokusai

Mission Impossible 3

Mission Impossible: Fallout (Henry Cavill's musta-)

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

The Mist

Mistress America

The Mitchells Vs The Machines

Moana

Modern Times

Mommy

Mon Oncle

Moneyball

The Monkey King (1961)

Monsieur Hulot's Holiday

Monsieur Verodoux

A Monster Calls

Monster High 13 Wishes

Monster High Boo York Boo York

Monster High Freaky Fusion

Monster High Friday Night Frights

Monster High Frights Camera Action

Monster High Ghouls Rule

Monster High Haunted

Monster High Scaris City Of Frigts

Monster High Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love

Monster House

A Monster In Paris

Monsters Inc

Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Monty Python's The Life Of Brian

Moon

Moonlight

Moonrise Kingdom

Moonstruck

The Mortuary Collection

Most Beautiful Island

The Most Dangerous Game

A Most Violent Year

Morvern Callar

Mother (2009)

Mother Joan Of The Angles

Mothra

Mothra Vs Godzilla

Moulin Rogue

Mr Deeds Goes To Town

Mr Peabody And Sherman

Mr Smith Goes To Washington

Mrs Doubtfire

Mrs Harris Goes To Paris

Mrs .45 (this is what I wanted Promising Young Woman to be and more)

Mud

Mudbound

Multiple Maniacs

The Mummy (1932)

The Mummy (1999)

Mulan

Mulholland Drive

Munich

The Muppet Movie

The Muppets

The Muppets Christmas Carol

Muppets Most Wanted

The Muppets Take Manhattan

Mustang

Mutiny On The Bounty (1935)

My Beautiful Laundrette

My Cousin Vinny

My Darling Clementine

My Dinner With Andre

My Entire High School Sinking Into The Sea

My Fair Lady

My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To

My Hero Academia Heroes Rising

My Life As A Zucchini

My Little Pony Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks

My Little Pony Equestria Girls Sunset's Backstage Pass

My Man Godfrey

My Neighbor Tortoro

My Own Private Idaho

Mystery Of Mamo

Mystery Train

Naked

The Naked Gun

Naked Lunch

Napoleon Dynamite

Nashville

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vacation

National Theatre Live A Streetcar Named Desire

National Theatre Live Angels In America Part One Millenium Approaches

National Theatre Live Angels In America Part Two Perestroika

National Theatre Live Coriolanus

National Theatre Live Cyrano De Bergerac

National Theatre Live Fleabag

National Theatre Live Frankenstein

National Theatre Live Hamlet

National Theatre Live Prima Facie

Nausicaa And The Valley Of The Wind (am I weird for having an interest in watching that Warriors Of The Wind dub?)

Near Dark

Neighbors

Neon Genesis Evangelion Death And Rebirth

Neo Tokyo

Network

Never Rarely Sometimes Always

A New Leaf

Newbraska

News Of The World

Nezha (2019)

Nezha Conquers The Dragon King

The Nice Guys

The Night Before

A Night At The Opera

The Night Eats The World

Nightbooks

The Nightingale (2018)

The Night Is Short Walk On Girl

Night Moves (2013)

Night Of The Creeps

Night Of The Demon

Night Of The Eagle

Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

The Night Of The Hunter

Night On Earth

Nights Of Cabiria

Night On The Galactic Railroad

Nightcrawler (must STINK to work on it tho)

Nightmare Alley (1947)

Nightmare Alley (2021)

A Nightmare On Elm Street

A Nightmare On Elm Street Dream Warriors

The Nightmare (2015 Bornhak)

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Nina Forever

Ninja Scroll

Ninotchka

No

Nobody

No Country For Old Men

No Sudden Move

Nocturnal Animals

Nomadland

Nope

North By Northwest

The Northman

Nosedive

Nosferatu (1922) (world's first bootleg movie in a way)

Nosferatu The Vampyre

Notorious (1946)

Notting Hill

Now Voyager

Nova Seed

November

That Obscure Object Of Desire

Obvious Child

Ocean's Eleven

Ocean's Thirteen

Oculus

Odd Man Out

Office Space

Okja

Okko's Inn

The Old Dark House (1932)

The Old Guard

The Old Man And The Gun

The Old Ways

Oldboy

The Omen

On Gaku Our Sound

On The Count Of Three

On The Rocks

On The Town

On The Waterfront

Once Upon A Time In America

Once Upon A Time In Anatolia

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Once Upon A Time In The West

One Cut Of The Dead

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The One I Love

One Night In Miami

One Nite In Mongbok

One Piece Film Z

Onibaba

Only Angels Have Wings

Only Lovers Left Alive

Only Yesterday (while I'm glad it finally has a US release I still can't get over the fact that when Disney owned the US rights to Studio Ghibli movies they wouldn't allow to bring this film over because periods but also made an educational short about periods and allowed a film by Ghibli featuring raccoons with magic penis pouches to be released under their label and also Turning Red I guess)

Onward

Opening Night

Opera (1987)

Ordet

Ordinary People

The Orphanage

Orpheus

Oslo August 31st

The Others

Out Of Sight

Out Of The Past

The Outfit

Over The Hedge

The Ox Bow Incident

Oxygen

Pacific Rim

Padak

Paddington

Paddington 2

A Page Of Madness

Pain And Glory

The Painting

Paisan

The Palm Beach Story

Palm Springs

Palo Alto

Pan's Labyrinth

Paper Moon

Paprika

Paranorman

Parasite

Pariah

Paris Texas

The Parent Trap (1998)

Parallel Mothers

The Parralax View

Passing

The Passion Of Joan Of Arc

Paterson

Paths Of Glory

Pather Pachali

Patlabor

Patlabor 2

Paul

The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanuts Movie

Pearl

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Peeping Tom

Penguin Highway

The Penguins Of Madagascar

The People Of The Stairs

Perfect Blue

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

Persona (I know it has nothing to do with the games but it's still the best video game movie fight me)

A Personal History Of David Copperfield

Personal Shopper

Persopolis

Peter Pan

Petey Wheatshaw

Petite Maman

Phantom Boy

The Phantom Carriage

The Phantom Of Liberty

The Phantom Of The Opera (1925)

Phantom Of The Paradise

Phantom Thread

Phenomena

The Philadelphia Story

Phineas And Ferb The Movie Across The 2nd Dimension

Philomena

Phineas And Ferb Last Day Of Summer

Phineas And Ferb Star Wars

Phoenix

Pi

The Piano

The Piano Teacher

The Pied Piper (1986)

Piercing

Picnic At Hangning Rock

Pickpocket

The Picture Of Dorian Gray

Pierrot Le Fou

Pig

Piggy

Pitch Perfect

Pitch Perfect 2

The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix

Pink Floyd's The Wall (If the Nostalgia Critic's parody of it is a love letter according to him, then I'm going to write a love letter to Smiley)

Pinocchio (1940)

Piranha

Pirates Of The Caribean Curse Of The Black Pearl

The Pit And The Pendulem

Pizza

Pixote

The Place Beyond The Pines

The Plague Dogs

Planes Trains And Automobiles

Planet Of The Apes

Planet Terror

The Player (1992)

Playtest

Playtime

Pleasantville

Poltergeist

The Point

Point Break

Polyester

Polytechnique

Pom Poko

Pompo The Cinephile

Ponyo

Popeye (dammit I can unironically love this movie)

Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping

Pooh's Grand Adventure The Search For Christopher Robin

Porco Rosso

Portrait Of A Lady On Fire

Possession

Possessor

Possum

The Post

The Power Of The Dog

Prey

Pride And Prejudice (2005)

Prisoners

Predator

The Prestige

Prevenge

Pride

Prince Of Darkness

The Prince Of Egypt

The Princess And The Frog (FIRST MOVIE I SAW IN A THEATER!)

The Princess Bride

The Princess Diaries

Princess Mononoke

Prisoners

The Producers (1967)

Promare

Prometheus

The Psychic

Psycho

Psycho Goreman

Public Enemy

The Public Enemy

Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie Part 1

Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie Part 2

Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie Part 3

Punch Drunk Love

Pulp Fiction

Puss In Boots

Quartermass And The Pit

Queen Christina

The Queen Of Black Magic

Queen Of Earth

A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place In The Country

A Quiet Place Part 2

Quo Vadis Aida

The Rabbi's Cat

RRR

Raggedy Ann And Andy A Musical Adventure

Raging Bull

The Raid

The Raid 2

Rainy Dog

Raising Arizona

Ran

Rango

Rashomon

Ratatoullie

Ratcatcher

Ravenous (1999)

Ravenouse (2017)

Raw (that sure was Raw)

Rear Window

Re Animator

Rebecca

Rebel Without A Cause

REC (2007)

A Record Of Sweet Murder

Red Eye

The Red Turtle

Ready Or Not

Real Life

Red River

Red Rocket

The Red Shoes

Red White And Blue (2020)

Redline

Regular Show The Movie

Relic

Requim For A Dream

Repo Man

Repulsion (Roman looks pretty repulsive)

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under

Resevoir Dogs

Return Of Godzilla

Return Of The Living Dead

Revenge

Revolting Rhymes

Revolutionary Girl Utena The Adolescence Of Utena

Ride Your Wave

The Rider

Rififi

The Ring

Ringing Bell

Ringu

Rio

Rio Bravo

Rise Of The Guardians

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Ritual

Roar

Robin Hood (1973)

Robocop (1987)

Robot Carnival

Rock And Roll High Shool

Rocketman

Rocks In My Pocket

Rocky

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Roma

Roman Holiday

Romeo + Juliet

Room

The Room

Rome Open City

Romy And Michelle's High School Reunion

Rope

Rosemary's Baby (look what I have on Chinatown screw you R*m*n)

The Royal Tenenbaums

Ruben Brandt Collector

Ruby Sparks

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

The Rules Of The Game

Run

Rush

Rushmore

Rust And Bone

Sabotage

Saboteur

Sabrina

The Sacrifice

The Sadness

Safe

Safety Last

Salo

Saint Young Men

Saint Maud

The Salesman

Saloum

San Junipero

Sanjuro

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Satan's Slaves

Satantango

Save The Green Planet

Saving Private Ryan (frick the Weinsteins)

Sausage Party

Saw

Say Anything

A Scanner Darkly

Scanners

Scarface (1932)

Scarface (1983)

The Scarlet Empress

Scarlet Street

Scenes From A Marriage

Schindler's List

School Of Rock

Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Scooby Doo And The Witch's Ghost

Scooby Doo Camp Scare

Scooby Doo On Zombie Island

Scream (1996)

Scream 2

The Sea Beast

Sea Fever

The Searchers

Searching

Seconds

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

The Secret Of Kells

The Secret Of NIMH

The Secret World Of Arietty

Selma

A Separation

Serial Mom

A Serious Man

Seven

The Seven Samurai

The Seventh Seal

The Seventh Victim

Shadow Of A Doubt

Shadows

The Shallows

Shampoo

Shanghai Express

Sansho The Baliff

The Shape Of Water

Shaun Of The Dead

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun The Sheep: Famageddon

The Shawshank Redemption

Shazam (not the non existent Sinbad movie)

She Dies Tomorrow

She's Gotta Have It

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Jr

Shin Godzilla

The Shining (Gooby's first gig!)

Shirley

Shithouse

Shiva Baby

Shivers

The Shop Around The Corner

Shoplifters

Short Cuts

Short Term 12

Shrek

Shrek 2

Shut Up And Dance

Shutter Island

Sicario

Side Effects

Sideways

Sightseers

Silence

The Silence Of The Lambs

A Silent Voice

The Similars

A Simple Favor

The Simpsons Movie

Sing Street

Singing In The Rain

Sissy

Sisters (1972)

The Sisters Brothers

The Sixth Sense

The Skeleton Twins

The Skin I Live In

Skyfall

Slash/Back

Slaxx

Sleeping Beauty

Sleep Tight

Sleepy Hallow

Slither

Slow West

Smokey And The Bandit

A Snake Of June

Snoopy Come Home

The Snow Queen (1957)

Snowpiercer (frick the Weinsteins harder)

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Society

Solaris (1972)

Solaris (2002)

Some Like It Hot

Something's Gotta Give

Something In The Dirt

Something Wild

Son Of Frankenstein

Son Of Saul

Son Of The White Mare

Song Of The Sea

Sorceror

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (1978)

Sorry To Bother You

Soul

Sound Of Metal

The Sound Of Music

Source Code

South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut

South Park Post COVID

South Park Post COVID The Return Of COVID

South Park The Pandemic Special

South Park Vaccination Special

The Souvenir

The Souvenir Part 2

Spaceballs

Spartacus

The Spectacular Now

Speed

Speed Racer

Spellbound (1945)

Spider Baby

Spider Man (2002)

Spider Man 2

Spider Man Into The Spiderverse

The Spiral Staircase

Spirited Away

Spirit Stallion Of The Cimarron

Spirits Of The Dead

Splash

The Spongebob Movie

Spongebob: Sponge Out Of Water

Spontaneous

Spotlight

Spring

Sputnik

Spy (2015)

The Spy Who Loved Me

The Square

The Social Network

Stagecoach

Stalker

Stand By Me

Stand By Me Doraemon

Stand By Me Doraemon 2

A Star Is Born (1937)

A Star Is Born (1954)

A Star Is Born (2018)

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek Beyond

Star Trek First Contact

Star Trek The Search For Spock

Star Trek The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek The Voyage Home

Star Trek The Wrath Of Khan

Star Wars A New Hope

Star Wars Return Of The Jedi

Star Wars Revenge Of The Sith

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars The Force Awakens

Star Wars The Last Jedi (you can kill me about it)

Starfish

Starlet

Starman

Starship Troopers

The Steamroller And The Violinist

Steinsgate The Movie Load Region Of Deja Vu

Stella Dallas

Steve Jobs

Steven Universe The Movie

Still Alice

The Story Of The Last Crysanthemum

Straight Outta Compton

The Straight Story

Straitjacket

The Stranger

Stranger Than Paradise

Strangers On A Train

Stray Dog (1949)

Stoker

Stranger By The Lake

Stranger By The Shore

A Streetcar Named Desire

Stronger

Stroszek

The Student Of Prague (1935)

The Stylist

Sweeney Todd

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Sullivan's Travels

Sully

Summer Wars

The Summit Of The Gods

Sunrise

Sunset Boulevard

Super 8

Superbad

Superman (1978)

Superman 2

Superstar The Karen Carpenter Story

Support The Girls

Suspiria (1977)

Suspiria (2018)

Suspicion

Swallow

Swallows Of Kabul

Sweet Smell Of Success

Sweetheart

Swing Time

Swiss Army Man

Sympathy For Lady Vengeance

Synchronic

Synecodche New York

T2 Trainspotting

Tabu

Take Shelter

A Tale Of Two Sisters

The Tale

Tales From The Hood

The Tale Of The Bunny Picnic

The Tale Of Princess Kaguya

The Tale Of The Fox

Tales Of The Night

Tamako Love Story

Tampopo

Tangerine

Tar

Tartarus

Taste Of Fear

A Taste Of Cherry

Tarzan (1999) (add joke about my dream version)

Taxi Driver

Tehren Taboo

Tenebre

The Tenant (it's damn right nobody does it to you like Roman Polanski... in more ways than one)

Terms Of Endearment

Terrifier 2

The Terminator

The Terminator 2 Judgement Day

The Testament Of Dr Mabuse

Tetsuo The Iron Man

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Theatre Of Blood

Thelma

Thelma And Louise

Them

There Will Be Blood

They Live

They Live By Night

Thief

The Thief And The Cobbler

The Thin Man

The Thin Man Goes Home

The Thin Red Line

The Thing

The Third Man

They Came Together

Thirst

This Is 40

This Is Spinal Tap

This Is The End

This Magnificent Cake

This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse

Thor

Thor Ragnorok

Thoroughbreds

Three Colours Blue

Three Colours Red

Three Colours White

Three Identical Strangers

Throne Of Blood

Through A Glass Darkly

Thunderbolt And Lightfoot

Thunderball

Thunder Road

Tick Tick Boom

Tigers Are Not Afraid

Till Death

Time Bandits

Time Masters

The Timekeepers Of Eternity

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Titane

Titanic

To Catch A Thief

To Be Or Not To Be (1942)

To Die For (1995)

To Have Or Have Not

To Kill A Mockingbird (fun fact: my dad was actually named after Atticus)

Tokyo Godfathers

Tokyo Drifter

Tokyo Story

Tomboy

Toni Erdmann

Tootsie

Top Gun

Top Gun Maverick

Top Hat

Torrey Pines

Total Recall

Touch Of Evil

A Town Called Panic

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 4

Trading Places

Trafic (1971)

The Tragedy Of Macbeth

The Tragedy Of Man

The Transformers (1986)

Trainspotting

Train To Busan

Trainwreck (run from me; please)

The Treasure Of Sierra Madre

Treasure Planet

The Tree Of Life

Tremors

Triangle Of Sadness

Trick Or Treat

Trick Or Treat Scooby Doo

The Triplets Of Belleville

Tron

Tropic Thunder

Trouble Doesn't Last Always

Trouble In Paradise

True Grit (2010)

True Romance

True Stories

The Truman Show

Tully

Tumbbad

Turbo Kid

The Turin Horse

Turning Red

Tux And Fanny

Twin Peaks (1989)

Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me

Twin Peaks The Missing Pieces

Twisted Pair

Two Days One Night

The Two Popes

Umbrellas Of Chearabourg

Uncle Boomnee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

The Uninvited (1944)

United 93

Unpregnant

The Untamed

Until The End Of The World

The Untouchables

Upstream Color

Us

Velocipastor

Veronica

Vertigo

Violene Voyager

Virus Tropical

Ugetsu

UHF

Umberto D

Unbreakable

Uncut Gems

Under The Shadow

Under The Silver Lake

Under The Skin

Unforgiven

Unicorn Store

Unsane

Up

Upgrade

Urusei Yatsura Beautiful Dreamer

USS Callister

Vampires Vs The Bronx

Vampyr

The Vast Of Night

V/H/S/94

Victoria

Vicious Fun

Videodrome

The Viewing (2022)

Village Of The Damned (1960)

Violation

Violet Evergarden Eternity And The Auto Memory Doll

Violet Evergarden The Movie

The Vigil

The Virgin Spring

The Virgin Suicides (this movie made me do something I thought would be impossible: care about James Woods)

Vital

Viy

Vivre Sa Vie

Vox Lux

Wadjda

The Wailing

Wallace And Gromit: Curse Of The Were Rabbit

Walkabout (Buck Cluck should take some CLUCKING notes on how to be a worse parent from the opening; same with the dad from Ivan The Incredible)

Walking And Talking

Wall E

Waking Life

War For The Planet Of The Apes

Warrior

The Warriors

Wasteland (2019)

Watcher

Watchmen

Watership Down

Waves

We Bare Bears The Movie

We Have Always Lived In The Castle

We Need To Talk About Kevin

Wee Sing In Sillyville

Weekend (2011)

Werckmeister Harmonies

Werewolf By Night

Werewolves Within

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

West And Soda

West Side Story (1961)

West Side Story (2021) (best Disney remake since Freaky Friday)

Western

Whiplash

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane (during COVID some kid with the same surname of the director at my school appeared on Zoom with a Among Us profile so when I read or hear the word Aldrich I think of Among Us help)

What Have You Done To Solange

What If

What We Do In The Shadows (why did you have to predict the Cats movie)

What's Up Doc

When Black Birds Fly

When Harry Met Sally

When Marnie Was There

Where Is My Friend's House

Where The Wild Things Are

Whisper Of The Heart

While We're Young

The Whip And The Body

Whistle And I'll Come To You

White Bear

White Christmas (Black Mirror)

White Heat

Who Can Kill A Child

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Killed Captain Alex

Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf

Why Don't You Play In Hell

Widows

The Wicker Man (1973) (tangentially related but modern Nick Cage >>>>>>>>>> modern Steven Seagal (and Seagal in general))

Wild (2014)

Wild At Heart

The Wild Bunch

Wild Strawberries

Wild Tales

The Willoughbys

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (oh yeah I love both versions f8 me)

The Wind Rises

Wind River

Window Horses

Wings Of Desire

Winnie The Pooh

Winter Light

The Witch (2015)

The Witches (1990)

The Witness For Prosecution

The Wizard Of Oz

Wolf Children

The Wolf House

The Wolf Man (1941)

The Wolf Of Snow Hollow

The Wolf Of Wall Street (where's the part about him funding a cruddy Hulk Hogan christmas movie tho; that actually happened look it up)

Wolfwalkers

The Wolverine

The Woman In The Dunes

A Woman Is A Woman

The Woman King

A Woman Under The Influence

The Women (1939)

Wonder Woman

Wonder

Wonderstruck

The World's End

The World Of Apu

World On A Wire

The Worst Person In The World

Wreck It Ralph

The Wrestler

The Wrong Man

Wages Of Fear

Walk Hard

Wait Until Dark

The Watermelon Woman

Wayne's World

We Are Still Here

Weird The Al Yankovic Story

Wendell And Wild

Wet Hot American Summer

We're All Going To The World's Fair

What Josiah Saw

When The Wind Blows

White Christmas

The White Reindeer

Withnail And I

Wildlife

Wings Of The Honneamise

Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop

Wrinkles

Wuthering Heights (1939)

Wuthering Heights (2011)

X

X The Man With The X Ray Eyes

X2

X Men Days Of Future Past

X Men First Class

Y Tu Mama Tambien

The Year Without A Santa Claus

Yellow Submarine

Yi Yi

Yojimbo

You Are Not My Mother

You Can't Take It With You

You Only Live Once

You Were Never Really Here

You Won't Be Alone

Young Adult

The Young And The Damned

Young Frankenstein

The Young Girls Of Rochenfort

Young Mr Lincoln

Your Name

Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Have The Key

Z

Zack Snyder's Justice League

Zathura

Zero Dark Thirty (still needed scenes of Osama Bin Laden watching random 2000s kids movies)

Zero For Conduct

Zodiac

Zola

Zombieland

Zombi Child

Zoolander

Zootopia