User blog:MatauIsATroll/Down With Matau!

Can we just discuss how much of a troll Matau99 is? He fucking worships Morrowseer, shipping him with Whirlpool, like Whirly isn’t a prop who dies 20 minuets after being introduced. I added Morrow to the deceased category because he got fucking covered in lava in Book 4 and Book 7 SHOWS US HIS CORPSE, so Matau THREATENS TO BAN ME WITH THE EXCUSE THAT THERE IS NO PROOF. Matau even writes fan fiction of Whirlseer, which is. Whirlpool x Morrowseer. And did I mention being all serious about Whirl’s relationship with a SINK? He ships the ‘crack’ ship of Whirlnami, like as serious as I am about Glorybringer, which btw, is a confirmed cannon ship but a joke to Matau? Some one needs to slap that NightWing in the face.