User blog comment:Nachtide/Wikian Chat Commandments by Nachtide/@comment-27881501-20160126141846

I disagree with so much of this...

First off: Chat invasions are not cool. How are they not cool? They're hip as heck, man. Not only do you get to have fun with your kool friends, but you get to make new friends on a completely different community? It's like being the popular kid in school x2. The best of both worlds.

Learn the difference between a troll and a new user. Why would I want to do that? I think we should treat them the same. If a troll is on chat, you join with them, and have a grand time...you'd do the same with a new user. Though, tbh, I'd probably be more inclined to be treat a troll with kindness, because at least they know how to have some fun...

Accept people for their opinions and respect them. Okay uh, no. If everyone accepted people's opinions and respected them, this would be such a dull world. Let's spice it up a bit! And keep it spiced up! We don't need this progressive crap! Let's fuel the fire and poke all the bears with sticks that we can...keeps the environment fresh.

Avoid sensitive topics in main chats! Okay, come on. Now we're getting ridiculous. How are we supposed to learn how to cope and get over our triggers if we avoid them? We need to fight the problems head-on, and just break them down emotionally. That's what my father would tell me.

Don't be that person: Captain Obvious. Dude what the heck!? The moment I see chat is dead I'll say it...people take stuff too seriously, and if it bothers them, boo-hoo. Who cares.

Be mindful of the fact that people have lives. Uh...no. Why should I care about that fact? If I'm in their life, then they should focus their attention on me all the time. I'm the most important part of their day, after all ^-^

Please remember that moderators don't watch chat all day, everyday. Uh, this is the wrong attitude. We should tell the moderators to keep watch on chat all day, so that they can sit there with their eyes glued, right in front of their screen, sitting still for hours upon end so that we can all be properly coddled, and out triggers won't go out of hand.

'''Breaking rules on purpose is a one-way ticket to Ban Land. Population? You. ''' Uhh how can you even have this "Commandment" if you already said not to be captain obvious? That's hypocritical...anyways, the best idea is to get banned as soon as possible.

Just drop the whole mini-modding thing and learn the difference between that and being a gentle reminder. Um no lol everyone should minimod just in case the mods aren't looking because sometimes, since their eyes are glued to the screen the whole day, they go off into la-la land...we need to protect our community! We are wikia's militia!

'''Don't drag in other Wiki drama. Please.''' That's not fair at all...if our wiki is getting taken over by trolls, we need staff's attention IMMEDIATELY! Where is the justice? Seriously, what is this stuff you're promoting?! Where is our pride?

There is a difference between moderators/admins and VSTF and Staff!!! Uh...no there isn't, they're all the same drones employed by the government to keep the population out of the know. If you don't know what I'm talking about, try googling "the truth". Maybe you'll learn some real knowledge for once, not that crap that your schools teach you. Stay frosty folks, the truth is out there. (Especially since the X-files rebooted this week!)

'''Just be kind to each-other! ''' Wrong again. The best way to get to know one another is through showing show your truly are. Let out your inner demons! Go crazy. That's what we're meant for.

So as we can see here, Nahctide is just trying to promote some sort of superficial nursery school for a site that's already being used as an experiment by the government for something bigger in the future. You all should try picking up a book sometime, seriously. Peace out.