User:Kingdom of Ohlala

Kingdom of Ohlala
The Kingdom of OHLALA is an independent, sovereign nation and is governed by the only elective constitutional monarchy, which formed peacefully in 2011 (but we're not sure if any others nations even noticed). So if we are a Kingdom who is our King and Queen? Well, simply YOU ARE!...Winners of our new Kingdom of OHLALA fan Sign Contest will be vested as our Prince or Princess of the month. One of these quarterly Royal winners will be chosen as our Majesty and will Reign over the Kingdom for the following year.

Our Kingdom is located in the South China Sea. Due to our Government budget, we operate our Kingdom by way of the Official Royal Ohlalacan Government Website at www.kingdomofohlala.com. The Kingdom Of OHLALA founders had a rather quirky none violent and quite insane revolution.

To establish a homeland and resort for all open-minded people who wish to become Ohlalacan citizens and have a place to rest without fear of persecution a true principality for all open minded people to call home no matter where you were born. So the creation of the sovereign Kingdom of OHLALA was founded. Not out of war but out of good old-fashion eccentricity. All are welcome to become citizens of our open minded nation.

Ohlalacans cherish and enjoy their own unique quirky culture which can be found in its citizens of this Kingdom. Speaking our language is quite easy to learn in fact if you memorize one simple phrase you have mastered it. “Ûki bûki wicki wëki” which translated from Ohlalacans means “You are Crazy but I am nuts” as you see our linguistic skills are as quirky as our founders and citizens.

In the coming year we will be taking Nominees for our Order of the Royal Ohlalacan Knights. We will also be offering a limited number of Commissions as Officers in the Royal Ohlalacan Defence Force and other Royal Ohlalacan Government Agencies, Our Ministry of State will be issuing our Kingdom’s Identity Cards and Royal Ohlalacan Passport. All these and much more will be coming soon....

Kingdom of OHLALA is an elective constitutional monarchy, headed by a non-political King or Queen to reign over the Kingdom until a successor is chosen, all are welcome to apply for this great honor which is free of cost, all ye must do is to enter the Kingdom of OHLALA fan sign contest. The democratically elected government will debate and vote (and then like all politicians choose to do whatever they want) for the next Heir to the Throne on originality, quality and insanity of all would-be rulers.

We invite all persons worldwide to become Ohlalacans citizens and participate in our ongoing insanity and open minded beliefs and social adventure. In the Kingdom of OHLALA, you can become anything, from the lowliest pauper to the King or Queen. Just Say the words, and become a major figure in Ohlalacan society. Choose from many different titles such as Lord, Lady, Baron, Baroness, governor, minister of, ambassador and many other titles available. All appointments come on beautiful certificate paper and include an identification card listing your title. You can also become an active citizen and Help us develop this site or the Ohlalacans language to speak and write Ohlalacan! Crack silly jokes on the Kingdom's bulletin boards! Meet and make other open minded friends, share ideas, run for office, have fun! This home page is your invitation to come and join with us to build a unique and fascinating nation. '' WARNING: The Kingdom of OHLALA can be habit-forming. But it's a good habit. You know, like breathing. ''