User:BeaTheCat

Hi! I'm bea the cat! If you were to know me IRL, you would know that I kinda, sorta, have a cat obsession. Many other obsessions too, to top it off. You'd know I've had 9 cats in my life, currently with but just 5 (only two of them passed, the other two have a different story each). I'm not a farmer, so if you're about to comment saying something like "Ha! I've had 38 in my time. You're nowhere near my level!" don't get ahead of yourself if they're all/mostly farm cats. Mine are all indoor, so ha ha! (Why am I bragging about this?) I'm also obsessed with tiny working kitchen supplies (see Walking With Giants on YouTube),  movies, Studio Ghibli, lions, art, Cartoon Network/Hangover (CN/CH), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and much, much, much, much, much more.

I certainly agree with the Egyptians of the past in that cats are to be worshipped and treated as gods, though whenever I tell somebody, they think its some sort of a joke (you know, similar to when a kid comes up to you and says "I've made up a religion!"), so ha ha whatever. I may, or may not, be in the current process of writing a thorough gospel of the feline gods. Be ready to find a wiki of my specific religious beliefs, with the first draft of the Felist Gospel, found on the front page of said wiki. Currently, I'm looking for a name for this Wiki... got any suggestions? Please let me know on my message wall! Thank you very much. If you are in any way offended by this, please move on without bickering. I have my beliefs, you have yours.