User blog comment:Trellar/A Day in the Life of Wikia Staff: Community Support/@comment-1613840-20120307232033/@comment-1997905-20120308031736

A day in the life of Brandon Rhea:


 * 6:00am - Wake up and eat breakfast.
 * 6:30am - Put on pointy hat. Cast invisibility spell on said hat so no one will know.
 * 7:00am - Travel to work.
 * 7:02am - Arrive at work. Cast a charm of masking on broom to make it look like a Toyota sedan. No one suspects Toyota sedans.
 * 7:10am - Begin casting spells upon the internet to get work done. Hide weird finger motions by holding hands close to keyboard and pretend like it's typing.
 * 2:00pm - Accused of being a witch. Deny completely.
 * 5:00pm - Work over. Fly home.
 * 5:02pm - Arrive at house. Conjure dinner.
 * 6:00pm - Continue ritual of demonic summoning to further plans for takeover of the world.
 * 7:00pm - Conjure stuffed bunny. Sleep.