User:Puppydogs68

My favorite book series is Warriors (my favorite characters are listed down below)

Other books I enjoy: Fablehaven series, Dragonwatch series, Hello Neighbor series, One For Sorrow, Restart, Wonder, A Wrinkle In Time, The Lost Rainforest series, Out Of My Mind, Wonder, The Miscalculations of Lightning Girl, Hamster Princess series, (IT BE GOOD! YES I KNOW I’M DORKY!) Maybe A Fox, Fish In A Tree, Skeleton Tree, Inside Of A Dog, Stick Dog series, Stick Cat series, (well I read them when I was younger) etc. This is not even 1% of the books I’ve read, Lol. If I told you all of the amazing books I’ve read, we’d be here all day. I read a LOT.

My favorite television show/cartoons are Ducktales 2017 and Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own (my favorite characters are listed down below)

Other shows I enjoy: Spirit Riding Free, Spirit Riding Free Riding Academy, Carmen Sandiego 2019, Boss Baby (I meant the series but I like the movie too) The Hollow (only season one though because season two SUCKED!!! I couldn’t get through the first episode!!!!) No Good Nick, Just Add Magic, Just Add Magic Mystery City, Gortimer Gibbon’s Life On Normal Street, Androids, Watership Down 2018, The Dark Crystal Age Of Resistance, most Star Trek stuff, Creeped Out, Hilda, Spy Kids Mission Critical, The Inbestigators, Lost In Space 2019, The Unlisted, etc. Yah I like kid shows, come fight me. :p

My favorite animal is a dog. (My favorite breed of dog is the Pomeranian. So adorable!)

I have 3 pet birds called Peep, (green/yellow male parakeet) Tweet, (Blue/white male parakeet) and Sweet. (Female recessive pied parakeet with mainly white body except for a pastel yellow face, pastel blue underbelly, and turquoise at the feather tips.)

My favorite color(s): Purple and pink. But I like purple more.

My favorite types of books to read are murder mystery books, slightly/very creepy books, mystery books, angst/hurt/comfort books. But I like all types to be honest. But I would prefer it if the book wasn’t, like, completely romance. Too much romance disgusts me, sorry if I’m offending anyone.

My favorite character pairs:

1. Briarlight x Jayfeather (Warriors) (Oh my gosh, this is my favorite pairing of ALL TIME!!! I just love them so much!!!!!)

2. Louie x June (Ducktales) (I think I actually made this a thing, lol. I modernized June into the Ducktales 2017 reboot style and changed her personality a bit to fit Louie's. I just wanted my favorite character to have a special someone. *cough cough, NOT Lena, cough cough!* Although, in a world where these two are together, Daisy and Donald aren't married because then they'd be cousins and that would be weird. For those of you who don’t follow me from Fanfiction, June is an OC *kind of* who wears a yellow hoodie and yellow makeup. Her hair is in pigtails. She is very mischievous and loves to pick locks. She and Louie hated each other at first, but then Louie started to like her. For more on her backstory, please read my DuckTales fanfic ”Better Together.”)

3. Dewey x Webby (Ducktales) (This is a pretty obvious one. I mean, Webby literally called Dewey CUTE!)

4. Roxy x Austin (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (I actually totally forget to put this pairing on here! I mean, I just love these two so much! Roxy is this lil fluffy ball of energy and Austin is so sweet! He’s a total cinnamon roll! In one episode, Austin wants to play with the main protagonists and he always wins, so Roxy feels obliged to boot him out of their game. OH MAH BABY AUSTIN I LUV YOU SO MUCH!!!!! C’MERE!!!! *hugs Austin way to tight* Anyway, they treated him like the plague *coronavirus* and it was just so sad! Also, Roxy called Austin CUTE and admitted she had a crush on him! AND ON TOP OF THAT, Austin said that when Roxy was sad, "well, sad pets are cute pets." So he called Roxy cute too! *SQUEALS*)

5. Boyd x Violet (Ducktales) (Boyd is such a sweet and kind character, and I just think he would be great paired with Violet. Plus, they're both Junior Woodchucks!)

6. Jade x Trip (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (These two would be so freaking cute together! Trip is a goofball and can be kinda annoying, *Don’t get me wrong I love him to pieces* while Jade is snappy and sort of like the Lena *from Ducktales* of Littlest Pet Shop: W.O.O.O. If you noticed, Jade is the character who interacts the most with Trip, besides Quincy. I think they like each other.)

7. Huey x Lena (Ducktales) (Here's a rare ship! I just think that they'd be pretty cool together because they're so different.)

8. Edie x Gavin (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (Okay, I changed my mind last minute. If you checked my profile earlier today, then you know I put Edie x Quincy here. But after rewatching Hidden Treasures And Guilty Pleasures, I think that Gavin likes Edie but can’t admit it because his crummy bully friends will make fun of him.)

9. Quincy x Bev (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (Now, here is so who I ship with Quincy. Bev. Bev is so nice and pretty outgoing, and Quincy is shy and quiet. I think they’d be pretty cool together!)

Character pairs I don't really like (Sorry!):

1. Jayfeather x Half Moon (Warriors) (NONONONONO JAYFEATHER DESERVES BRIARLIGHT, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)

2. Louie x Lena (Ducktales) (What?! When did these two become a thing?! EWWWWWW GRRROOSSSSSS. *Says the person who ships Huey and Lena! But seriously, I don't like this ship.*)

3. Huey x Violet (Ducktales) (Umm...how are these two still a thing after "The Challenge Of The Senior Junior Woodchuck"? Huey practically lost his mind trying to beat Violet, and he left Violet for dead! Pretty sure he wouldn't do that if he liked her...so they aren't a thing. Not in my book, at least. I used to ship them, but after this episode, just NO.)

4. Della x Launchpad (Ducktales) (I mean, they're not the worst ship out there, but I don't really like them mainly because Della...whoo...um...let's just say I kinda sorta maybe possibly hate Della. I have more on that later in my profile. So there's that. I don't really think she and Launchpad are all that great together.)

5. Spottedleaf x Firestar (Warriors) (OH MY GOSH STOP IT WITH SPOTTEDLEAF ALREADY!!!! SHE SUCKS!!!!)

6. Louie x Violet (Ducktales) (I don't think Louie would really fall for Violet because he doesn't seem like the type for her...yeah. But hey, ANYTHING is better than Louie x Lena. Ew. Except for JayHalf because JayBriar is da bomb!)

7. Trip x Roxy (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (I could have actually shipped these two. They're both energetic and hyper. But pretty sure Austin would, like, murder Trip if this happened...yeah.)

8. Scoot x Jade (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (I know a LOAD of people who ship these two. Like, practically everyone does. But...eh...I mean...it's kinda strange.)

Okay character pairings:

Quincy x Jade (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (I think these are more like friends, but I still don't think they're bad.)

Edie x Quincy (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (I actually shipped these two. Before Gavin came into the picture. YEET. No just kidding, I still think they're cute together.)

Louie x Webby (Ducktales) (To be honest, these two actually aren't all that bad. Hey, at least they're better than Louie x Lena. Louie does act a little timid around her, so I guess he could like Webby. But Webby likes Dewey, and I think they're just an overall better pair, so I like pair Dewey with Webby.)

Quincy x Petunia (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (Petunia was the female counterpart of Quincy that appeared in one episode. She's also a goat. Rumors are going around that they had a date while they were on the boat, but, I'm not sure just how true that is because it wasn't mentioned in canon. Eh, I mean, Petunia only appeared in one episode, sooooooo…)

Bev x Trip (Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own) (I mean, they're both risk-takers and adventurous. So I guess it could work out...? But I really like it when the characters being shipped are kinda different.)

Daisy x Donald (Ducktales) (I actually do sorta pair these two, but they'll never marry in my stories because then Louie and June will be cousins. And there's no freaking way I'm giving up on Louie and June because they're my favorite Ducktales pairing *Notice I said favorite Ducktales pairing. Jayfeather x Briarlight already stole my heart!*)

Rootspring x Bristlefrost (Warriors) (These two...I really don’t know how to feel about them. Bristlefrost just saves Rootspring and he’s like ”oh yah I like her.” Like, what the heck? And then towards the end of Veil Of Shadows, it just gets cringier and cringier! But I’m saying that it’s an alright pairing because maybe things will get better...I hope.)

Kendra x Bracken (Fablehaven) (Meh. I mean, I felt like romance was a bit forced in the books, but...they’re pretty cute.)

Karmi x Hiro (Big Hero 6 the series) (Ehhhhhhhh alright...?)

Enzo x Trinity (Hello Neighbor book series) (This would SO be somewhere in my favorite pairings section, but the fact that they betrayed Nicky- WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!?!)

Dewey x Lena (Ducktales) (Okay, I was THIS CLOSE to pairing these two. But Debbigail strikes again. Besides Debbigail, I think this is the second best ship involving Dewey. They're both Featherweights fans and they're both kinda rebellious- I like it.)

Huey x Webby (Ducktales) (I like that in this pairing, the characters are so different, kind of like Huey x Lena. But it just isn't as good as Debbigail or even Loubby.)

Ducktales Stuff:

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a red hat and completely ignore it.

DUCKTALES FANS: It’s Huey’s hat!

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a duck swimming in money. *gawks*

DUCKTALES FANS: Oh hey Scrooge!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Woah!

DUCKTALES FANS: Bless me bagpipes!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Nope!

DUCKTALES FANS: Nerp!

NORMAL PEOPLE: AAAAAH! This robot is chasing me! It has turned evil!

DUCKTALES FANS: It’s not evil...just wildly misunderstood!

NORMAL PEOPLE: I think I’ve found my doppelgänger!

DUCKTALES FANS: I think I’ve found my dew-ppelgänger!

NORMAL PEOPLE: I can do it!

DUCKTALES FANS: I can Dewey it!

NORMAL PEOPLE: I was just pulling your leg!

DUCKTALES FANS: I just ’pulled a Louie!’

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

DUCKTALES FANS: Copy this on their page. (Please credit me because I created this one)

My favorite Ducktales characters are:

1. Louie (So evil, yet so sweet)

2. Huey (There’s just something about him...)

3. Dewey (He’s close to second place on my list, but I dunno. He’s still a great character though!!!)

4. Webby

5. Glomgold (He's a villain but he's just so funny!)

6. Violet

7. Boyd

8. Donald or Scrooge

9. Beakley

10. Launchpad

Most disliked Ducktales character: Della (I actually didn’t really get too annoyed when she grounded Louie. The part that really triggered me was when she told Louie ”If you want to be part of the family, you need to stop.” If?!? IF?!? Like, what are you going to do, disown your kid?!?)

My favorite Ducktales episodes are:

1. The Most Dangerous Game...Night! (I have rewatched this episode, like, a million times! It’s just so good!)

2. GlomTales! (Louie totally roasted Glomgold in this one. XD)

3. The Great Dime Chase! or The Living Mummies Of Toth-Ra! (Both of them are about Louie...and so I liked them.)

4. Louie’s Eleven! (Not much of a surprise, is it? Lol!)

5. The Challenge Of The Senior Junior Woodchucks!

6. Astro Boyd! (Don’t call Huey Hue-bot, people! Nerds are cool!)

7. Double O’ Duck In You Only Crash Twice!

8. Storkules In Duckburg!

9. The Depths Of Cousin Fethry!

10. The 87 Cent Solution!

Least favorite Ducktales episode: What Ever Happened To Della Duck?! (Sorry Della fans! I just cannot stand her! Ugh! But, strangely enough, I absolutely love Louie and Della bonding fanfics.)

Warriors Stuff:

What's Your Villain Name? Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character- Jayleaf (Jayfeather as my favorite and Spottedleaf as my least favorite)

Your Kittypet Name? First thing to your left- Chair (Whhhaaaaa?)

What's Your Half-Clan Name? Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan- Windshadow? (mix of WindClan and ShadowClan)

Rogue Name? First Random object you think of- Table (So creative I know!)

What would be your warrior name? Snowshimmer! A sleek-furred she-cat with white, shiny fur. She has green eyes and a pink nose. (This was the name of my favorite pet fishy that died. May you rest in peace, Snowshimmer. She was so lively and sweet. She loved to follow my finger when I moved it on the glass- it was like a game! Her eyes were big and bright, and her scales were a sparkly light pink. EDIT: Just realized how weird that sounded. O.O)

What clan would you be in? ThunderClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: Say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: Knows Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: Say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: Say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: When being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!' (Spottedleaf ain’t gonna help you, she’s dead. Ha!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan. (Or maybe it's Hollyleaf)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page. (I would credit the person who created this, but I don't know. I saw it on several Warriors fans' profiles.)

My favorite Warriors characters are:

1. Jayfeather (He’s a grumpy medicine cat..what’s not to like about him?)

2. Briarlight (Briarlight x Jayfeather is awesome!!!)

3. Rowanstar/Rowanclaw (So underrated!)

4. Crookedstar

5. Leafstar (She is a great SkyClan leader!)

6. Mousefur

7. Longtail

8. Moth Flight

9. Puddleshine

10. Mapleshade (She's a villain but I honestly feel bad for her. And she killed Spottedleaf, whom I absolutely DESPISE. So go Mapleshade!)

Most disliked Warriors character:  Ashfur (Read the new series if you haven't, he is just CRUEL)  Spottedleaf or Sol. (Spottedleaf is FREAKING STUPID and OVERRATED!!!! I HATE her SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! Literally EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE loves her!!! UGHHH!!!! LISTEN TO ME SPOTTEDLEAF FANS: I AM GLAD MAPLESHADE KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF IN FACT I’M VERY GLAD BECAUSE SHE’S A STUPID OVERRATED MARY SUE!!!! WORST CHARACTER ERIN HUNTER EVER CREATED!!!! And Sol is just bad. Still not as bad as Spottedleaf though. But he’s still bad.)

My favorite Warriors books/book series are:

1. Power Of Three Series or Omen Of The Stars series

2. The Broken Code Series

3. Crookedstar’s Promise

4. Firestar’s Quest

5. Moth Flight’s Vision

6. Tallstar’s Revenge

7. Bramblestar’s Storm

8. The Rise Of Scourge

9. Ravenpaw’s Path

10. A Vision Of Shadows series

Least favorite Warriors book:  I don’t have a least favorite Warriors book. Omen Of The Stars Series: Sign Of The Moon (I was gagging while reading this book, no joke about it. Especially the part where Half Moon and Jayfeather touched noses. EWWWWWW!! Like, Half Moon’s a good character, but I don’t like JayHalf. WHY OH WHY DIDN’T YOU MAKE JAYBRIAR A CANON SHIP ERIN HUNTER WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!? T-T)

[x] You sympathize most of the warrior cat villain's.

[x] You have cried when an important character dies. (I cried when Mousefur and Longtail died...AND BRIARLIGHT DUHHH!!! SO SAD!!!!)

[x] you have hidden in your bedroom, just so you could read your warrior cats book.

[x] you have come up with a bunch of warriors fan fiction book ideas, but you don't remember them.

[x] you can't have just one favorite warrior cat character, you have to make a list like me. XD

[ ] you gasp every time someone says they never heard of warriors.

[x] you have tried to get MANY people to read warriors.

[ ] you have named your cats warrior names, and every time they go missing, you think they have joined the clans. (I don't have a cat, for OBVIOUS reasons...my parakeets would be goners!)

[x] Even after you have read the newest book, you still daydream about it, and make up theories.

[x] when a cat dies, you wonder if some other cat will sit vigil that night.

[x] when you see a cat in a forest or by a river, or in a moor, you name them and make up their life story right away.

[x] when someone says "I don't really like that character" about your favorite character, you automatically get mad, and never think about that person the same.

[ ] you have sometime in your life wished you were a cat. (No, but I have wished I was a dog)

[x] you have read all of the warrior cats books.

[x] you think some of the warrior cat names sound better in your head, then when you say it out loud.

[x] when a person says you will grow out of the series, but deep down, you know you never really will.

[x] you know you've become obsessed with warrior cats.

[ ] you used to be a dog person, but you read warriors, and are now a cat person.

[ ] you have come to like the FF(fanfiction) warriors stories better than the original.

Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own Stuff:

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a key and completely ignore it,

LPS FANS: OH NO SOMEONE DROPPED THEIR KEY TO PAW-TUCKET!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say ’OH MY GOSH’ (OMG)

LPS FANS: Say ‘OH MY DOG’ (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: See someone who’s extra careful and big on safety *Hello!*

LPS FANS: Oh hey Qui- wait, sorry, that isn’t your name oops.

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell ‘HELP MEEEEE!!!’

LPS FANS: When being chased yell ’THE PAW-ZOMBIES ARE BACK EVERYPET RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!’

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say the word ’Austin’ and act completely normal.

LPS FANS: Say the word ’Austin’ and immediately think of Austin the dog (AWWWWWWW!!!! Is it just me who thinks all of the LPS characters are so insanely cute?!?)

NORMAL PEOPLE: See someone beat-boxing *oh cool!*

LPS FANS: Did Trip teach you that?

NORMAL PEOPLE: This is awesome!

LPS FANS: This is paw-some!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

LPS FANS: HOW DARE YOU DIS JADE!!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

LPS FANS: Copy This on their page (Please credit me!)

My favorite LPS characters are:

1. AUSTIN!!!!!! (HE. IS. SO. FREAKING. ADORABLE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK HE'S A GARY STU! HE'S AMAZING!)

2. Trip (LOVE HIM TO PIECES OHHHH!!! He might even be in 1st place.)

3. Roxy (My spirit animal)

4. Jade (Love her sass)

5. Mabel (She’s also pretty cute! Every character in this series is so CUTE!!!!)

6. Edie (She’s a parakeet. I have a soft spot for them since I have three. They’re my babies.)

7. Quincy

8. Bev

9. Gavin (Hey the only reason I like him is because of his bond with Edie. I know he is one of the antagonists!)

10. ?????????

Most disliked character: Petula (She’s so mean! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY POOR LIL TRIP NONONONONO!!!! Stop sticking your nose in other people’s business!)

My favorite LPS episodes are:

1. Austin La Vista (I LOVE Roxy and Austin’s interactions in this!)

2. So Trip Thinks He Can Dance (OH MY DOG PETULA GET YOUR FILTHY HOOVES AWAY FROM POOR TRIP!!!!)

3. The Wheel Deal (It has Trip in it...yeah.)

4.  CEO Trip  Spooky Tails (Pfft, the ending in this- lol!)

5. Trip For The Record (Surprise surprise!)

6. Hidden Treasures & Guilty Pleasures

7. Seeing Double (Didi really?!)

8. Surprise! Paw-Zombies! or Let It Go- Not The Hit Song

9. Big Sis, Lil Pup or The Jade Luck Club

10. The Big Paw’d Cast or The Eyes And Ears Of Paw-Tucket

Least favorite LPS episode:  I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!! CAN’T CHOOSE!!! Okay, I don’t really have a least favorite episode, but I don’t like how Trip acted in ’Four Left Feet.’ I mean, seriously?! Like, EW. I like Trip in most episodes, but sometimes he acts like a total idiot.

FUNNY LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Now why would that be?)

On a Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (What was your first clue?)

On a Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Yes, because if I'm ever in a tornado, the first thing I'm going to grab to protect myself is a blanket.)

On a Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?)

On Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Aww! But hair coloring goes great with strawberry ice cream!)

On a Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Who would of guessed?)

TIMES WHEN MY PARAKEETS ROASTED ME:

Me: *tries to get them to speak*

Parakeets: *silent*

Me: *gets up to watch TV*

Parakeets: *start screeching for attention*

Me: "Awww you're so cu-" *Peep bites my finger like a savage*

Also me: "OW."

Me: *buys them toys and spoils them*

Parakeets: *poop on everything to show their gratitude*

Me: *reads online that parakeets love baths*

2 hours later I have all three parakeets screeching at me. That's good.

Me: "I love you three!"

Parakeets: *fly to the farthest corner in the room*

Me: "DANG."

Tweet: "NO I WON'T TAKE A BATH VILE HUMAN!!!!!"

Me: *gives him millet*

Tweet: *looks seriously offended* "What do you take me for, a moron?!" *eats the millet and then scoots away*

Me: ...

4/22

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

cats are better than dogs (HECK NO!!!!! WHO FRICKIN MADE THIS?!?!?!?! I love cats but I like dogs better!)

you wear lip gloss/chapstick (I don't wear lip gloss but sometimes wear chapstick)

you love to shop

you wear eyeliner

you wear the color pink

you consider cheerleading a sport

you hate wearing the color black

you like hanging out at the mall

you like getting manicure and/or pedicures (EW NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WOULD RATHER DIE!)

you like wearing jewelry (it makes me feel sophisticated even though I'm not)

skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

you smile a lot more than you should

you care about what you look like (Well not over the top. As long as I don't look totally stupid then I'm good lol.)

you like wearing dresses when you can (yes I'm a bit girly so what!)

you love the movies

like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

like being the star of everything

9/17

FUNNY LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Now why would that be?)

On a Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (What was your first clue?)

On a Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Yes, because if I'm ever in a tornado, the first thing I'm going to grab to protect myself is a blanket.)

On a Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?)

On Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Aww! But hair coloring goes great with strawberry ice cream!)

On a Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Who would of guessed?)

TIMES WHEN MY PARAKEETS ROASTED ME:

Me: *tries to get them to speak*

Parakeets: *silent*

Me: *gets up to watch TV*

Parakeets: *start screeching for attention*

Me: "Awww you're so cu-" *Peep bites my finger like a savage*

Also me: "OW."

Me: *buys them toys and spoils them*

Parakeets: *poop on everything to show their gratitude*

Me: *reads online that parakeets love baths*

2 hours later I have all three parakeets screeching at me. That's good.

Me: "I love you three!"

Parakeets: *fly to the farthest corner in the room*

Me: "DANG."

Tweet: "NO I WON'T TAKE A BATH VILE HUMAN!!!!!"

Me: *gives him millet*

Tweet: *looks seriously offended* "What do you take me for, a moron?!" *eats the millet and then scoots away*

Me: ...

WELL BYEEEEE!