User blog:PoseidonEpicness45/Ask Epic Anything (aka Epic is bored)

So I'm bored. I see other users have posted AMAs similar to this so why not give it a shot? Ask me anything and I'll try and write the most sarcastic best answer I can possibly give. Now you might think "what does this guy do that makes him worth an AMA?" Nothing. Literally nothing. I creepy around the internet being a nerd and worshipping memes. Now let's get this mess started.