User:BastionMonk

Huh? Are you actually reading this? Hm, ...geez, ..eh. (I don't know what the protocol is for these kind of social interactions) ... (maybe I should ask a question, than I show personal interest. YES that's it!). Why are you here behind your PC reading this rather meaningless User page? You know what you should do? Turn the thing off, for heaven's sakes, and go outside! Breath the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about. You know, you've got a whole life out there. Just go, go!

Huh? (It didn't work, it's still here) Well, it looks like we'll have to stick together. Shall I tell who I am and why I became the Bureaucrat of the Jurassic Park Wiki?


 * No! I'm gonna search an interesting article.
 * You don't have to, but I don't forbid you to.
 * Yeah! Tell me everything!