User:KCCreations

Where are you? Right here. In front of you. Behind you. To the left. To the right. Wait, what? Okay. First, go to Sacramento, California, and find a teenage brunette. Ask them where "Annie Z." lives and follow their instructions exactly. The instructions should lead you to a giant tree in the middle of a redwood forest. One of the trees will have a "Z" carved into the trunk, about five feet up. Tap the Z three times. A door should slide down from the trunk of the tree after you do that successfully. Walk through the door, take a left, take five rights, and I'll be sitting there in a rocker, reading Fahrenheit 451 while listening to Paramore.