User:EmmyAnimal

Incorrect dystopia quotes:

Freedom is the freedom to say that one platform + another platform equals a bad result. If that is granted, all else follows.

-1984

All skins are equal, but some skins are more equal than others.

-Animal Farm

But I don't want convenience. I want bugs, I want lagging, I want real backgrounds, I want Fandom, I want brightness, I want skin.

-Brave New World

There must be something in Oasis, something we can't imagine, to make a user stay with an outdated software; there must be something there. You don't stay for nothing.

-Fahrenheit 451

Is online activity of a user who chose to use outdated software actually better than that of a user who was forced to use a modern software?

-A Clockwork Orange commentary

Incorrect Shakespeare quote:

Fandom Zendesk: Fair user, you spit on us on update last; you spurn'd us such a day; another time you call'd our decisions bad; and for these courtesies we'll solve for you thus much platform or user issues.

Me: I am as like to call thee so again, to spit on thee again, to spurn thee too.

-Merchant of Venice

(if this one doesn't cause me trouble...yeah xD)