User:POSSUM chowg

17 year old lunatic and hiking enthusiast, hater of big cities, owner of N.A.N.U.A.K. wikia.

How much duct tape would it take to hold you to the bottom of an airplane and survive a flight from New York to San Francisco?

(Assume you weigh 125 pounds, plus 25 pounds from the oxygen tank and parka to survive the cold weather and low oxygen, a Boeing 737 jet traveling at 550 miles per hour "as the crow flies", and ordinary Scotch duct tape (didn't even know they made duct tape before now). We just have to work out the winds takeoff, landing, etc...

"I was born in a very small house in a big house and it was my dream house and it was the best house ever so I had no idea how it was even remotely close but now I have no idea how much I would pay for a place like this one and it would be so cool to see how much I have to spend in my house and how far away from my house it was from here so I don't really have a problem with it at all I have to go there and then to get my car and I just have a little bit more to do so it's a little less than that and I don't want to spend the money for my car and my car and my car and it would probably take me to work and then it would probably have to pay"- Predictive text