User:SquiIIiamFancy

Who put YOU on the planet?

The name is Squilliam Fancyson the THIRD. It was passed down the generations from my fathers father, to my father, eventually to be bestowed upon me.

My interests include my glorious unibrow, spending wads of cash, sailing on the finest of yachts, and making my arch nemesis, Squidward Tenticles, look like a fool.

What with my private lake, private heliport, private island, and balloon -slash- casino, who wouldn't adore me?


 * 1) squidout🐙