User:Mr.Snugglepuss

Yes my handle is Mr.Snugglepuss but dont let that fool you I can go toe to toe with any 5 year old girl, just ask my neighbor little Sally Saunders although you'll have to wait a month or two her jaw is wired shut. She Threw a tennis ball against my house biggest mistake she ever made. Anyway I digress from my point. Although I maybe Canadian born and raised I hold none of the core socialist beliefs my fellow country men do. Free national health care how else are we going to thin out the poor population filthy lot they are, rolling around in their own fecial matter disgusting. I was all for my leader to announce war on Iraq,I had a gun in one hand and one way plane ticket to Iraq int the other, why one way you ask? Cuz I wasn't planning on leaving untill Iraq was fixed. How do you fix Iraq? Napalm and cheetos. I believe 100% that Iraq is a country but not a democratic country which makes me sad, if only they would take democracy by the hand gaze in its eyes and tell it I've waited my whole life for you marry me. They would elope in a beautiful but yet ugly ceremony, sacrifice a goat toghther then live a happy long life as one free democratic society. Sure there might be some difficult times but thats why America has Doctor Phil to help make the marriage strong and fulfilling for both countries.