User:RetroBoltDev

The only man in the known universe to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

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== Skills                                                                                                      (what do you mean the list is too small joey                             we need this essay done by last wednesday) ==


 * bad at codering
 * haha funny drum player
 * literal toddler brain intelligence
 * procrastination 100
 * falling asleep writing thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlkjiazdlfjsik
 * bean joke abuser
 * furries make him want to skydive with a metal parachute