User:MikeMcTavish

failed game dev.

failed artist.

failed person.

Early life.
Michael has been a kangaroo since he was swimming around in his dad(not a kangaroo)'s nuts. The doctors tried to work out what caused him to become a kangaroo, and came to the conclusion that he was actually the joey stole from the local zoo. The police tried to investigate the incident, but had no proof, so had to drop the case