Forum:Help with Talk Page Number

I need to know if there is a template or word that shows the number of posts on a pages talk page or the amount of comments a page has. I know that it's posted on the top of the page but I wanted to display the number in the middle of a page. Is there a word that does that, something like the PAGENAME template.

Mai...  Sode no Shirayuki 袖白雪  00:51, August 20, 2011 (UTC)


 * No, there isn't, unfortunately.

T_T awww.... that sucks. Thanks anyway. Mai...  Sode no Shirayuki 袖白雪  00:57, August 20, 2011 (UTC)