User:THEJJRAT

I am Pootis Harold, a meme scribe from Shrek's swamp. I have came to this dimension to share my knowledge of maymays with the world.

PhD in over 900 meme studies
I have graduated from Doge's School of Wizardry and I have a collection of over 9000 rare pepes.

Luigi is better than Mario
Throughout my research, I have found that Luigi is better than Mario in multiple ways:

He has more memes

He wears green

He has a better moustache

His accent is better

He makes better lasagna

And he has more memes

History
After I was born in 9002, B.S, I became a student of Doge's School of Amazing Maymays at the age of 1. I had grown into a successful meme scientist at the age of 3, and had owned a successful pepe marketing business. When I turned 4, I helped in the Battle of Tumblr, fighting for 4chan. Unfortunately, I lost my leg in the war and had to have it replaced with a rare pepe-themed stick. I then spent the rest of my life researching memes, and making new flavours of Doritos. Now, at the age of 6 trillion, I have came to this universe to share my knowledge of rare maymays.

You're welcome.