User:Bardward

I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time. But before I sign off, I must conclude that I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time. But before I sign off, I must conclude that I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time. But before I sign off, I must conclude that I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time. But before I sign off, I must conclude that I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time. But before I sign off, I must conclude that I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time. But before I sign off, I must conclude that if you read all this, you might need some help, but I don't because I am a person who is not a person because you cannot say that this statement is false, (although it is) making it not what it was. That therefore makes me a dank person, although I am not a person, but nothing, but nothing is something, therefore something is nothing, and now you are in a void with me and you cannot escape, but I can, but I don't want to because I enjoy not seeing you see me. you can look at these words and wonder if I am you, or you are me, but I am nothing, and nothing is something, and something is everything, and everything is nothing. Therefore I am you, you are me, and I can tell that most of me isn't reading or writing this, but the few who have, congrats, you just wasted all your time.