User:Chrismoffitt17



Chris Moffitt was born in 1889 in some place crazy. I'm gonna say Chattanooga, TN? His father was a singer in a smoky room and his mother was just a steel town girl on a Saturday night. At the age of 27, Chris made a wish while touching a magical peacock and was granted eternal youth. He has since lived through and contributed to all the great moments in history including accidentally lighting a cigarette on the Hindenburg, introducing Marilyn Monroe to JFK, and singing back up for The Beatles during their Ed Sullivan appearance. He wanted to become a librarian to help people and also because he saw the movie Beauty and the Beast and thought all libraries were that big and that pretty.

Chris Moffitt attended college at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill for his undergraduate degree. Due to his eternal youth, he completed multiple degrees. In college, Chris thought about ditching life as a potential librarian to become an actor and stand-up comedian. However, after acting in a student television soap opera and giving a performance described as "duller than an unsharpened pencil," he decided to go back to library science.

He recently sued the producers of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button for stealing his life story. In his spare time, Chris enjoys playing tennis, reading, kayaking, and complaining about "all these damn kids and their rap music."