User:Michesmellriss123

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnoult blveiee that I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor  of  the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it  deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny  iprmoatatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit  pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses amd you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porflie...!!!!!!!!! Coca cola went to town pepsi cola shot him down Doctor pepper fixed him up now we’re drinkin 7up So 7up went up a mountain Now we’re drinkin cherry fountain Cherry fountain had a stroke Now we’re back to drinkin coke GOOD GIRLS -DON'T LIE BAD GIRLS - DON'T CRY SWEET GIRLS - AREN'T MEAN FUNNY GIRLS - MAKE A SCENE PERFECT GIRLS - HAVE ALL THE CLASS MEAN GIRLS - WILL KICK YOUR A$$ SMART GIRLS - WILL EXCEL GOSSIP GIRLS - WILL TELL POPULAR GIRLS - GET ALL THE BOYS LITTLE GIRLS - PLAY THE TOYS NORMAL GIRLS - ARE NOTHING NEW SO WHICH ONE APPLIES TO YOU? Love all my friends more than anything but the best

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◄◄ RЄWiND THЄ HAPPiNЄSS ☆ ~10 Ways to Annoy your Parents~ 1. whenever they say they are something like thirsty say "nice to meet you im friday" 2. Follow them where ever they go 3. Randomly yell "MANGO!!!!!!!" 4. Scream "I'M DROWNING!" when you're in the bath or shower 5. When they ask you to get something, ask "Would you like fries with that?" 6. Flick the lights on and off for 5 minutes and then say "Oh, I get it!" 7. Wake them up as early as possible and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. Try to walk up and go through walls! 9. Be extremely loud on the bus 10. Whenever they do anything ask "Does your mother know what you're doing?"

I knew a girl that was so stupid that... She called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at a orange juice box because it said concentrate She got ran over a parked car she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.m m m m she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.zzz she asked for a price check at the Pound Store.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

MOO! Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Spent 5 - Just 6 - You 7 - Long 8 - How 9 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Spent 5 - Just 6 - You 7 - Long 8 - How 9 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Spent 5 - Just 6 - You 7 - Long 8 - How 9 - Look

Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Spent 5 - Just 6 - You 7 - Long 8 - How 9 - Look IT'S A TEDDY BEAR!! XX ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒██ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓█▒██▓▓▓██▒█▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▒▒▓█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓▒▒▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▒▒█▓█▒▒▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▒▒▓▒▒███▒▒▓▒▒▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▒▒▓▒▒▒█▒▒▒▓▒▒▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▓███▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓█▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓█▓▓▓█ ▒▒██▓▓▓█▓▒▒▒██▒██▒▒▒▓█▓▓▓██ ▒█▓▓▓▓█▓▓▒▒█▓▓█▓▓█▒▒▓▓█▓▓▓▓█ █▓██▓▓█▓▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▓█▓▓██▓█ █▓▓▓▓█▓▓▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒▓▓█▓▓▓▓█ ▒█▓▓▓█▓▓▒▒▒▒▒█▓█▒▒▒▒▒▓▓█▓▓▓█ ▒▒████▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓████ ▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓█▓▓▓▓▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒████▓▓▓▓▓█▓▓▓▓▓███

A GIRL GOES OVER TO A BOY SHE REALLY LIKES AND SAYS; GIRL: DO I EVER CROSS UR MIND BOY: NO GIRL: DO YOU LIKE ME? BOY: NOT REALLY GIRL: DO YOU WANT ME? BOY: NO GIRL: WOULD YOU CRY IF I LEFT? BOY: NO GIRL: WOULD YOU LIVE FOR ME? BOY: NO GIRL: WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR ME? BOY: NO GIRL: CHOOSE--ME OR UR LIFE BOY: MY LIFE THE GIRL RUNS AWAY IN SHOCK AND PAIN AND THE BOY RUNS AFTER HER AND SAYS... THE REASON YOU NEVER CROSS MY MIND IS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND. THE REASON WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. THE REASON I DON'T WANT YOU IS BECAUSE I NEED YOU. THE REASON I WOULDN'T CRY IF YOU LEFT IS BECAUSE I WOULD DIE IF YOU LEFT. THE REASON I WOULDN'T LIVE FOR YOU IS BECAUSE I WOULD DIE FOR YOU. THE REASON WHY I'M NOT WILLING TO DO YOU ANYTHING FOR YOU IS BECAUSE I WOULD DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU. THE REASON I CHOSE MY LIFE IS BECAUSE YOU ARE MY LIFE. EVERY GIRL HAS THE STRENGTH TO DO SOMETHING AMAZING. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AS LONG AS YOU STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS! I GAVE HIM 12 ROSES, 11 REAL, 1 FAKE, AND I SAID TO HIM, I WILL LOVE YOU UNTILL THE LAST ROSE DIES