User:CornLover1231

So, there once was a cob of corn that said he wanted to eat some corn, but that would be called cannibalism, which is illegal everywhere except england, so he would have to travel to england which is a long way for a piece of corn to travel. I wish i lived in england so i could eat people, but it would prob have to be in secret so i wouldnt go to jail, jail does not sound fun unless i could be cannibalism, which would mean they would have to serve dead people in order for me to eat, which means they would have to find dead people or kill people, which only a bear could kill so many. If i tried to box a bear i would probly die, which means if i died i wouldnt be able to continue my dreams of eating people. Which would be bad because they would over populate the world which would mean they need to make more food for people, which would mean they would need to make more food for them which would mean they would have to make more food. Which means they would have to breed more animals for not vegan people but the vegan peoples woundnt have enough to eat because everyone else need veggies which would mean the vegans would have to start eating meat, which would make people roit as if they were in jail, which going back to jail would be bad because it would mean a lot of the population would be in jail, notice how i havent put a period in a while, because that would be disreaspectful to people who dont like period, and i do also mean the people with periods, the people with periods are awesom for how they can deal with that, so be reaspectful toward people with periods, but dont go asking people if they have periods, that would be weird Notice how i accedently made the text small, so it will stay like this untill further notice. People dont understand how complicated typing with one finger is, they should try is, as this all was typed with one singular finger, we are currently thinking about how our lives are trash beause we cant eat people without going to jail, infact we cant even have pet lions legaly. People call corn veggie swords