User:Jasper Letak

Jasper Scunthorpe was born in Szczecin, Poland as Jasper Letak. His family was very rich as his father owned Letak Lemon plantations in Sicily, Italy and made fantastic profit because his lemons were the most luscious and cheaper than most. He lived in his €500 Million manor house and was well respected in the Szczecin community. He went to his local school and was very popular for being the richest family in the town. Little is known about his next few years until he went to West Pomeranian Business School in the same city.

In 1979 Jasper's parents (żafara and Jane Letak) were killed in a car crash on a trip to a Polish theatre. The only way Jasper and Witold were saved was because they both needed a wee so they got out of the car a minute before the crash. Witold looked after Letak Lemon's and his Uncle, Bartłomiej Letak, looked after Jasper until Jasper turned 19.

Jasper moved to America in 1984 and moved to Canada in the same year specifically Whitehorse Yukon where he was hired as Chief Sled Dognaper to (as the name implies) steal dogs and turn them into Sled Dogs. He was good at his job and he stayed their for 2 years stealing up to 110 Sled dogs.

In early 1986 Jasper goes on a journey to Colorado to have a break from snowy Canada. He meets legendary gun wielders: PJ and Gus Garcia. They train him until December, in the same year, where Gus betrays PJ and shoots him at point blank range in the skull. Jasper is horrified and draws out his gun to shoot Gus, but Gus was ready and shot him in the leg and brought a club down on the back of his skull. Jasper later awoke and nursed himself back to health and rode on his noble steed (Alfonso). Jasper challenged Gus to a shootout in a local town and the shootout lasted for 3 minutes with Jasper backflipping onto Gus and knocking him out with the back of his LeMat Revolver. Gus was tied up and given to the Marshall of the town (Wade Swinder) but before he left he whispered something in Jaspers ear: "Nothing beside remains, round the decay" and winked at him.

In 1987 Jasper moved to York in New York where Clark and Mark Kent (Clarky Warky and Marky Warky to their friends) asked for people to help them teach about Journalism. Since Jasper was bored he decided to come along and stay for 2 years. He was the 3rd Journalist teacher and like the other teachers he had no idea what he was doing so instead he made them all sell Letak Lemons instead. When Clark and Mark found out they were furious and instead of giving him his pay check they launched a full scale Manhunt for the capture of Jasper Scunthorpe. Jasper eventually was saved by Jack Black and because of these heroic actions Jasper joined the Jack Black Awareness Fund in his home town of Santa Monica, California where people would go around the world to help show awareness of how cool Jack Black is.

In 1990 the Coalition Gulf War broke out and Jasper decided to team up with America to help out the Polish Secret Service. He was involved in operation Simoom and is supposedly one of the few unknown spies that took part in it. His Father was supposedly embroiled in the Polish Secret Service and was said to take the Agency out to the Polish Pubs to drink Żywiec, a famous Polish beer. When Jasper had done service for his country he was given the Polish Medal of Honour for his deeds in Operation Simoom.

Jasper later went back to his old €500 Million manor in Szczecin in 1992 by the time he had finished his Polish family were mostly dead, apart from his older brother, Witold Letak, and his Grandad, Reverend Bartholomew Letak. Jasper decided he had done enough and wanted a new life so he gave Witold the title of Owner in Letak Lemons and took his credit card and some money from his €500 Million Manor and Drove in his private Stealth boat across the English channel and arrived in Portsmouth in 1992.

Later in 1992 Jasper bought a teal Toyota Corolla from a man in a leather jacket and sunglasses he then drove to Scunthorpe and lived their for a week before deciding it was a beautiful place but he just couldn't stay due to him needing a job. Jasper decided to change his last name to his mothers, Scunthorpe.

In February 1996 he moved to Kensington and Chelsea, Ladbroke Grove to be exact which coincidentally Denzel Pepper lived nearby, after living around the UK for 4 years looking at all the sights he could see. He saw a flyer for Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington and Chelsea Branch for the role of Secretary Accountant and then later bumped into Denzel Pepper and started swearing at him in Polish then realised he was the Regional Director of Sales of Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington and Chelsea Branch. Denzel invited him for a cup of tea and they talked business. He was made secretary to the accountant team as his notion money was very useful in the stationary business and then later Head of the accountant team.

In 1993 DeSaad Pepper and Wilfred Pebble began a gang together, which to this day remains Nameless. In 1997, the two moved to Hammersmith where they met Jasper Scunthorpe, who became a new addition to the gang. The three would travel round the UK and win any trophies or competitions possible in local pubs.

Alfred Lennie moved into Ladbroke Grove where Jasper was staying and Jasper invited him to be flatmates in their house. Jasper found his social skills to be amazing, and when he realized that he was good at being a Customer Service Rep., he suggested that he should work for Thornton Stationery (the company that Jasper was working for at the time) and to become a Customer Service Rep. since they didn't have very many of them. Alfred also became part of the gang that Jasper was involved in with Wilfred Pebble and DeSaad Pepper.

In 1997 Jasper bought a yellow Lamborghini. It is unclear why but he got rid of his Toyota and began using that instead. Around the same time he bought a penthouse suite apartment in Tokyo which was robbed a year later so he asked the newly reformed DPDA to help find the criminals. Jasper also became the financial backing backing of the group in the same year. During the year he bought the penthouse suite apartment in Tokyo, Jasper also tried to work for some of his own money which he ended up gaining 100 yen (0.62 British Pounds) in a single coin. He now keeps the coin in a secure pocket in each of his blazers in case someone tries to rob him since the coin taught him a valuable life lesson.

In 2002 Jasper woke up to find himself on an island (Innarsuit) in Greenland. He explored the village their finding no one their but a red quadbike which he rode around the island on. After realising he was on an island he drove a boat (With the quad bike on it) towards Iceland where he eventually went into an Icelandic restaurant and contacted Thornton Stationery Company - Reykjavik Branch. Jasper later learnt, after the 2021 Thornton Revolution, that Jebidiah Thornton had used his Assassins to transport him to Innarsuit as punishment for helping Nicholas Von Igoreviche escape to Europe.

In 2011 Jasper and Raphaël Dupont joined together to help the Black and Pink Legs Mafia take back the island of Corsica (which was being held captive by Raz the Fearful and his cronies). Jasper later duelled Raz with his sword whilst Raz fought back with his axes.

In December 2012 Jasper was involved in TACA (Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency) who attacked Witold Letak and Letak Lemons buildings were destroyed. Jasper was instantaneously involved as soon as he heard of the attacks and even threatened to murder the entirety of TACA if they dared attack his beloved company again.

In 2019 Witold Letak was assassinated by 12 different assassins from 11 different companies in Austria. He was shot in the head 3 times, chest 3 times, bottom twice and 4 shots missed. Jasper, Henderson Scunthorpe and Reverend Bartholomew Letak both visited Witold' s grave on the island of Sicily close to a Letak Lemons plantation.