User:TexasApple

Welome to the steven fanfiction page!

 * Dont Swear
 * Dont ruin other peoples steven fanfiction
 * Dont be perfect fish or ill ban you for life! (im after you fish)
 * You can add your own OCs if you like but MAKE SURE steven and the bum boss is in it
 * Dont be rude but you can add bum bosses in your story but nothing sexual
 * Dont add any blood but you can add scenes were the bum boss hurts steven or if the character has blood shot
 * DON'T BE A VERY NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL/BOY!!!

Steven The Fish By Awesome Dog =D
Once There Was A Fish He Was Called Steven He Worked At Tesco Wherever He Swam A HOLY RAINBOW Trail Would Be Behind Him.He Had A Massive Butt And His Tail Was Just... A Normal Goldfish Size.Once He Went Up To Land Because A Big Fat Shark Was Chasing Him.He Flew Out The Water And Was Like "Wee I'm Flying" Then He Landed In A Jungle Niki Monaj Was There.Steven Was Like "Hey In Some Way You Look Like me!" Straight Away niki Said We Both Have Big Butts.Then Nikiy Came And Was Like "OH MY GOSH LOOK AT STEVEN'S BUTT" Then Steven Was Like "YAY"

Ok That's Enough!!! Bye

A long bum fight ahead (WIP) - By TexasApple (Little muffin)
Chapter 1 - The meeting

Steven looked up at the wall. He heard a ticking noise. He thought there may be a clock but his eyes were so tiny he could hardly see a thing. Steven heard a bang on the wall, "LET ME IN YOU FLOPPY FISHY!" Screamed a loud voice from far away. Steven noticed that his mouth was duck tapped shut and his hands were tied together. He tried to shout back but..nothing came out...Steven noticed his pal Perfect fish but lying on the floor asleep beacuse she always falls asleep when she gets a spanking....Steven thought,"Did..did..I give her a s..s..spanking?" Then, he realised, he couldnt of because he was tied up. Then, suddenly, there was a huge BANG! Something had broke the door and burst in. He couldnt see a thing. It was way to dark. All he heard was a voice whispering, "Here we are again...."

Chapter 2 - The Bums Attack

The light from the broken door shined brightly though to the room. The figure was someone Steven knows all to well..NICKI MONAJ...Nicki is ine of the bum bosses which means she HATES Steven and does anything see can to get rid of him. Nicki screamed, "MY GIANT BUTT WILL SQUISH YOU!! DIE FISH!" Nicki tried to squish Steven with her massive butt. Steven kept on trying to doge and sucessed. Suddenly, Nicki got real mad so she teleported herself and Steven to the jungle that she shot her music video 'Annoconda' and started to battle. Steven threw eggs at her because that basically all he knew. Nicki on the other hand, started to sing, "My annoconda will! My annoconda will! My annoconda will squish you because your a floppy fish!" Then Steven sang, "Oh my god! My bums bigger than yours!" Then they both had a bum battle for about an hour until Steven said, "LETS GO GET A KFC!"

The End