User:TheMainstreamHipster

I can't tell my name because I'm paranoid. I can't tell my age because I'm paranoid. I don't post pictures because I'm paranoid. Usually.

Yup. I'm definitely comfortable with the Internet.

Why did I pick "TheMainstreamHipster"? I used to be a hipster. Then all this hipster frenzy became mainstream. And a lot of the fandoms and trends I took part of thus became part of the mainstream fad. But I still consider myself a hipster.