User:CrazyDaveIGuess

=Crazy Dave's guide to protecting your brains!=

Howdy neighbor! My name is Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
'''I suppose you are here because you can see a bunch of zombies outside your door, right? Well, if you can, stop reading this and RUN! Now, if there is one thing on my agenda, it's eating bacon! Now, that will protect your brains! Zombies HATE bacon. Those little idiots! Man, I just HATE zombies. Don't you? Well if you like zombies, you probably ARE a zombie. If you like zombies, quit reading immediatly. You might get your feelings hurt. Zombies are scaredy-cats when it comes to seeing plants! Haha! That's a lie. Zombies LOVE plants. At least love eating them. I would reccomend going to "Bloom and Doom seed Co." when you are in your garden. They have plenty of plants to sell and give away to some people! So, that's it for now. Your homework? Eat some bacon. Crazy Dave out.'''