Thread:TheOne1000/@comment-29123155-20190406025434

''After the release of DC’s Shazam! and the results for it on Rotten Tomatoes, Marvel has been doing their best to make Endgame the biggest hit of the year in order to win their audience back after the continuous struggles Captain Marvel made. But is Endgame gonna be the best once the finale to everyone’s childhood releases in June? And what will happen when DC comes along to mock Marvel about CM’s audience score? Well, you’re about to find out.''

Marvel: Russo Brothers, did you know there are only a few more weeks until Avengers: Endgame?

Russo Brothers: We did.

Marvel: And do you know what’s gonna be at the top of my wish list for the 11th anniversary of this company?

Russo Brothers: The destruction of DC once Endgame gets a good audience score?

Marvel: DING! DING! DING! We have a WINNER! DC’s Shazam! won’t stand a chance once Endgame comes out. We will soon have our audience back due to the trouble OUR Shazam! caused.

Russo Brothers: But Shazam got a 92% on Rotten tomatoes. I don’t see how we’re gonna get passed THAT!

Marvel: We don’t need to worry. If we can get Black Panther over 92%, so can Endgame.

(Explosion)

Marvel: What was that?

DC: Haha, yes!

Marvel: (GASP!) DC!?!?!

DC: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the creators of Tony Stank and Captain Language.

Marvel: The Tony Stank thing was funny back in 2016, but now, I’m getting kinda sick of it.

DC: Yes, well, I’m here to check how good the audience score for YOUR Shazam! got.

Marvel (Whispers to Russo Brothers): We cannot let him find out about it.

DC: Find out about what? Oh, I see, you’re too afraid to tell me that your film got a bad rating.

Marvel: What!? Of course not! Our Shazam! got a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and a massive audience score.

DC: You’re lying!

Marvel: Yeah, well how would you know?

DC: Because I have this device that allows me to read people’s MINDS. Russo Brothers, you’re trying to hide the fact that your Shazam! got a 78% and a lousy audience score.

Russo Brothers: Oh, shoot.

DC: And Marvel, your brain is just full of ANIME CHARACTRS!?!?

Russo Brothers: You watch ANIME, Marvel???

Marvel: Uh…

DC: Whatever. Just wait until Endgame gets a bad review and everyone will adore us once more.

Marvel: Yeah, well here’s the thing: NOBODY LIKES A SUCK UP-A.

DC: Oh, please. You have no chance against me. Shazam! is a hit! And you guys are just a bunch of Jokers.

Marvel: Is that a Batman reference?

DC: Maybe. Anyway, this year, the tables are being turned! We will be the ones with the good rating and you’ll be the ones with the BAD ratings!

Pixar: Wait. Isn’t this supposed to be PIXAR vs. Marvel, not DC?

Marvel: Guess so. But we’re busy right at the moment so why don’t you go home and continue making your finale to the most stupidest film franchise in the history of stupidest film franchises.

Pixar: You’re calling Toy Story STUPID!!?!?

Marvel: Yeah, nobody wants to see a bunch of TOYS come to life, people want superheroes soaring above the sky, fighting crime and saving the world before BEDTIME.

DC: Did you just reference the Powerpuff Girls?

Marvel: Maybe. But you, Pixar, were lucky last year because of how much money Incredibles 2 made.

Pixar: So, should we make an Incredibles 3 sometime soon?

Marvel: NO! YOU ARE NOT TAKING THE AUDIENCE AWAY FROM US!

(Pushes a button that summons Ultron drones)

Pixar: Is that the BEST you can do?

Marvel (Summons more Ultron drones): THIS is the best I can do.

Pixar (Summons infinite Toy Story aliens): Okay, this is the best I can do.

Aliens: A stranger. From the outside.

All Aliens: OHHHHHHHH!!!

(Claw swoops in and grabs Marvel by the head)

Aliens: THE CLAWWWWWW!!!

Marvel: Let me go you mechanical maniac!

DC: Farewell, Marvel: Hope you go on to a better place. (Like hell)

Marvel: HEARD THAT!

(Claw lets go of Marvel, then ultimate battle)

The battle raged on and even AFTER 5:00pm, they wouldn’t stop until SOMEBODY apologized. Then, things finally cooled down at 8:00.

Marvel: Ouch…

DC: Ouch…

Pixar: Ouch…

Russo Brothers: So can we all just stop now?

Marvel: Sure. DC, you apologize rig- hey, he’s gone.

DC left while nobody was watching and he has been looking down at Marvel HQ trying to figure out his next move… and he got one. But that won’t be revealed until the next sequel…

TBC (To be cont.) 