Thread:Renal failure/@comment-27310056-20151130183824

The show's primary cunt and Basil's fiendish, sadistic twatmangler. In the first series finale, he shat on Basil's face while he slept and pretended to be kind and helpful to the local people but secretly he was robbing shops, wanking in public and smoking dogs with his trademark .44 Magnum revolver, nicknamed 'Bastard'. You can tell he is edgy and dangerous because he has a leather jacket and the heavy, Neanderthal furrowed brow that Victorians thought would signify criminality. His catchphrase is "Bang! Bang!", followed by a projectile cumshot to the faces of all of the people in the room.

In the second series, he escaped from open prison and joined the BNP, who urged him to burn down Anil's cafe, as can be seen in the episode 'Sending the Pakis Paking'.

In the third series he and Basil had to get along for 24 hours without fucking but it didn't seem to work. He also appeared at Basil's Bar Mitzvah when he was marrying evil Kelly Foxwell but in the end, Kelly liked Mortimer more than Basil because of his monster cock. He returned in the Christmas special. He appeared in the fourth series in prison when he did something wrong that was unknown, but sources say he was a sex addict. He is voiced by Don Austen.

He appeared in the 2005 and 2006 Christmas specials. His full name is Mortimer Peter Quentin Vincent Smythe Trouble Brush.  