Thread:Callofduty4/@comment-58.106.74.72-20130223152947

Hi, this is Jerryjackson42. I woke up this morning finding out about me being banned for another 6 months for 'global ban evasion'. Now, this may seem and look like one of my failing schemes to try to break out of cyber-jail, but that's not the case. I have an explanation for this: My friend Ralph has been staying over at my house for quite some time, due to financial troubles. I told him about Wikia and my UAOACC Wiki, and he showed great interest in the site. He chose the username 'Silencer of Cheeseburgers', which he used to chat to people on TAWOG Wiki. Because we use the same computer, of course, the IP address was the same. Now, because I was banned, and also busy at the time, I asked him nicely if he could make the ITAWOG Plot page on the UAOACC Wiki. He agreed, and started to write. Keep in mind that we both scored straight A's in school, therefore possessing very similar vocabularies.

In reality, technically, I had not broken any rules. I did not operate the account even once in the time period between now and the spawning of Silencer of Cheeseburgers. I had not ever created the account. He was responsible for everything that he did, including the ITAWOG Plot page. I had absolutely no involvement, besides feeding facts and figures to him while he typed it out on my Logitech Desktop mk120-issue keyboard.

I have a dank and morbid feeling that you're not going to believe me on this, so I'll just say that I have learnt my lesson. I was 2 days away from debanning, and because of this sudden 'promotion', if you will, I will have to wait another 6 months. Without me there, on the front lines, the UAOACC will surely crumble. I can't be away from the wiki, because I am basically all that it has. I respect your authority without question, but I am asking of you, please, let me survive the next two days. I cross my heart and hope to die, that I will never break such a rule again. Hell, if you catch me breaking the rules one more time, you can ban me indefinitely. But just please, take it upon your forgiving heart to give me a second chance. I will await your reply, even if it takes 100 years.

Thank you,

Jerryjackson42 