User:Teddbeary/hasty conquest

*FOR JUNEEOR*

Here’s where I’m keeping all the images for the video

Please title the video as follows:

hasty conquest hasthebaconinhispants

The instructions below include the lyrics to the song “if i were a fish” by corook and Olivia Barton (lyrics are in italic) and where to transition into each image. Use ONLY a regular (non-fade) transition for this one, please!

NOTE: ''Please download each of the images before adding them to the video, so that they appear in the best quality! Thank you!''

THUMBNAIL IMAGE:

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(BEGIN ON WHITE SCREEN AT APPROXIMATELY 0:47 WHERE A GUITAR CHORD IS PLAYED)

If I were a rock you would pick me up



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “I”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ROCK”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “PICK”)

And say “that’s a nice rock”



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “THAT’S”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “A”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “NICE”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ROCK”)

Skippiest on the lake



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “SKIP” AS IN “SKIPPIEST”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “EST” AS IN “SKIPPIEST”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ON”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “LAKE”)

Plop, plop, plop, I’m the perfect shape



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE FIRST “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE SECOND “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “PLOP”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “I’M”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “PER” AS IN “PERFECT”)



(TRANSITION INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON THE THIRD “SHAPE”)

(TRANSITION TO WHITE SCREEN ON THE GUITAR CHORD THAT FOLLOWS “SHAPE”, APPROXIMATELY AT 0:57)

And if I were a sock you would put me on



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “ON” — I WILL PAY AN EXTRA 500 SAPPHIRES IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMAGE FADE INTO THIS ONE (CLICK THE LINK) AND BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AT INTERVALS OF YOUR CHOICE, SO THAT IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRELIGHT IS FLICKERING)

And say “that’s a nice sock”



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “DREAM” — I WILL PAY THE SAME 500 SAPPHIRES IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMAGE FADE INTO THIS ONE (CLICK THE LINK) AND BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AT INTERVALS OF YOUR CHOICE, SO THAT IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRELIGHT IS FLICKERING)

Happiest as a pair



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “FACE”)

I found you, now I’m not scared



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “PLANS”)

Why’s everybody on the Internet so mean?



(FADE INTO THE ABOVE IMAGE ON SYLLABLE “WALK” AS IN “WALKIN’”)



(END VIDEO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AFTER “MEAN” IS SUNG)

In the kindest way possible, I hope that now that you’ve stepped down, incidents of staff bias will once again become nonexistent. None of them asked to be mentioned, so I won’t give their usernames, but I know the specific situations of at least five different wikians who were hit with major unjust modding from November of last year to February of this year — which is just 4 months in total.

You looked for a reason to get me blocked after seeing one of your friends’ complaints about me. Your friend didn’t even use the word “scammer” when they mentioned me — they were talking about a private dispute between the two of us, which was totally unrelated to anything about me scamming — so I can’t even call them an accuser, because they never said I scammed, but you still decided to make up that reason and block me for scamming anyway.

The “proof” was random images of my interactions with the friend, and again, none of them had anything to do with me scamming. And from there, you refused to unblock me until I “disproved” the random images you had been sent by the friend, which made literally zero sense because none of them could even make it look like I scammed and I was basically guilty until proven innocent.

I get you wanted to make your friend happy by getting rid of a person they disliked, but that mindset alone made you horribly biased as a mod, and to the people who took hits because of it, it showed.

Even if some people reading this are confused, all the context is in my block log https://play-wild-item-worth.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Log/block?page=User%3ATeddbeary — In January I was blocked for scamming, and nine days later the block was determined unjust. Nine days later, after getting ignored and snubbed for “impatience” by you all the while, FANDOM made the decision that the block was unjust — not you. If I hadn’t contacted FANDOM, I’d still be blocked, because you realized you wouldn’t have to deal with me if you just kept ignoring me like you were doing.

Your friend shouldn’t have had to scrounge up random images so that you could pretend you had a reason to block me. FANDOM shouldn’t have had to be brought into the picture so that this instance of your biased modding would be over. The wiki representative shouldn’t have had to hop over here to tell you to cut it out with the block reasons. Another moderator shouldn’t have had to apologize FOR you because you lack the maturity to do the right thing yourself.