User:AplhaKalder

Hello, my name is (wait for it) Charles Michael Kalder Janisch, Jr. Call me Kalder for short. I am 14 years old (15 in March), and I am an enthusiast of many things: Rock music (mainly Pink Floyd and David Bowie), science (I know most of what the subject has to offer), art, radio electronics, and pretty much everything on BBC television, as well as American things such as The Office, Futurama, Stranger Things, and Friends. I also happen to be writing an anime graphic novel called “Shelia and The Cosmic Ray Machine” and I am in desperate need of an artist.

If you have read this far, and you seem interested, read further if you wish to figure out more about my life.

I don’t have very many friends. I keep off the list of losers becase I am really funny and kind, but I am definitely not at the top of the heap. I have never met a true friend. I am considered a “ladies man” because I like talking to girls (They are much cleverer and funnier than most of this generation’s males),    but people think I am gay, which is not true. I take it as a bit of a compliment, because a lot of girls complain that most of the good looking guys are either gay or taken, and I am not gay, or, most unfortunately, taken. I would love a girlfriend to talk to, enjoy, and love, but many people say that the ”science turns them off.“ It is in these darkest of times that I look to Fandom for brain food, relationship material, and hopefully a few friendships. And possibly an artist for my graphic novel.