User:Iceguy163/Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It is I, Shrek, the almighty ogre from the swampland. I normally come out of my swamp to check how many people worship me, but today, I have came out to eat all of your souls in order to protect you from tomorrow's apocalypse. None will be spared unless you promise to help me gather souls and lead them to my home planet, Ogreplanet, where they will forever live worshipping me. Now, all of you here, do you promise to gather souls for me? If you don't, your soul will be eaten.

(NOTE: Shrek has left)