User:SomeDumbRavenclaw

I didn't know what to put in a bio so I looked it up:

Name: Korin if we're going by roleplay

Current Professional Status: Human being

Goals and Aspirations: Make it out alive

Impressive Achievements:

Fun Facts Birthday: February 30th
 * 120 Hours in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
 * Is professionally trained in mixed martial arts, rifle, and archery but I suck at that last one
 * Self taught in swordplay (Just cause I'm self taught doesn't mean I can't beat you in it)
 * Could probably kill you but luckily I don't have the motivation to :D
 * Was promised a cool sword
 * Will get the cool sword one of these days
 * Sucks at math
 * Cries Themself To Sleep
 * Can Get Drunk On Air
 * Got stuck in a tent this one time
 * Korin means spear in some language
 * Unfortunately I don't have a spear
 * I want a spear
 * I copied Korin off of Corrin from Smash Bros
 * Ironically Corrin has a spear
 * I can only speak one language and Duolingo isn't HELPING
 * Duolingo started bullying me so I stopped trying
 * I enjoy drinking sugar in my free time
 * Ravenclaw (Hence the name), but I think I was sorted into the wrong house
 * I kept deleting and remaking my account and 23 times in a row it said Ravenclaw so I guess I'm in the right house
 * How? No clue

You can find a local stupid Ravenclaw near you by following these steps:

1. Yell loudly, "COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS-" and wait for a response

2. Someone, or multiple people, will respond with "TAKE ME HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE, TO THE PLACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I BELONGGGGGGG"

3. Approach said person casually

4. Proceed to ask, "What is your Hogwarts House?" (Note: Be sure to specify "Hogwarts", or they may be intimidated or reply with Senate, Golden Deer, or others)

5. If they respond with Ravenclaw, you've succeeded! If not, repeat process until you reach desired outcome.