User:THEJJRAT

This is Commander 47, and this is my dog chow in the Citadel. I should go.

It goes well with ham.

Onions have layers.

Rip and tear, until it is done.

Groovy.

Don't run, is just ham!

ARGH, I NEED A M E D I C B A G

favorite japanimations

 * Drake and Josh
 * The Mask
 * Jimmy Neutron
 * Good Eats
 * Shrek 3
 * Better Call Saul
 * Storage Wars
 * Pawn Stars
 * Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
 * Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
 * Guy Fieri is superior husbando

Favorite Games

 * Payday 2
 * Mass Effect 1-3
 * Team Fortress 2
 * Bioshock and Bioshock 2
 * Left 4 Dead
 * Counter Strike
 * Arkham series
 * Fallout New Vegas
 * Fallout 3
 * Fallout 2
 * Skyrim
 * Spider Man 2 (PS2)
 * Half Life 2
 * Half Life: Opposing Force
 * Poker Night at the Inventory
 * 2 is better because ash williams
 * DOOM
 * SCP: Containment Breach
 * Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the old one)
 * Republic Commando

Josewong's SCP
SCP-914 refined version:

Item #: SCP-800

Item Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-800-1 is to be kept in SCP-079 for containment. SCP-800-2 is to be kept in a large containment chamber, stored in a smaller chamber made of SCP-148.

Subjects testing with SCP-800-2 are to wear biohazard protection suits made that were found in the original containment chamber of SCP-800.

Description:

SCP-800 is a collection of two items: an FDD drive containing a .exe program, and an aluminum can full of an unknown species of [REDACTED].

SCP-800-1, when entered into a computer, will show a pop up asking if the user wants to use the program. If the user chooses yes, the program will proceed to [DATA REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP-800-2 specimens will, when fed (usually 10 kg of meat), will begin to mate and possibly build a hive (if the materials are present). If one is bitten by a specimen of SCP-800-2, they will be infected by SCP-800-2-B. Victims will begin to [REDACTED], experience blood loss, and after two hours, will vanish from the area for approximately 15 minutes. Victims will then reappear, and be extremely sleep deprived, claiming to have horrifying nightmares for "at least two hours". Victims will then begin to show symptoms of █████████.

The only known cure for the effects of SCP-800-2-B is SCP-500.

Discovery Log:

SCP-800 was discovered in the lower levels of the ruins Prometheus Labs by MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox").

- Dr. Gears

Mfw this is even worse

SCP-914 Rough Version:

The SCP Experiment Can Also Hack Into The Mainframe Of Wikia And Steal Your [REDACTED] Reports About [REDACTED] Say That It Is A Part That Is Not Essential To Your Body But Is in The Body Reports Also Say That It Amplifies The [REDACTED]'s Power Level And Is Very Rarely Found In Humans. It Is On The [REDACTED] And Also Can Result In [REDACTED] [EXPUNGED] The Aftermath Of [REDACTED] [EXPUNGED] Can Result In Death And Even [REDACTED] But For People Who Have [REDACTED] Removed From Their Body Will Have Those Symptoms Removed At The Cost Of [REDACTED] WHich Is Very Similar To [REDACTED] Except Guaranteed To In Death And [EXPUNGED] Which Is Worse Than [REDACTED] Because [EXPUNGED] Completely Transports You To The Realm Of [REDACTED] Where It [REDACTED]Fies You While [REDACTED] Gives You A Horrible Nightmare Being [REDACTED]Fied Results In Becoming Evil And In Control Of [EXPUNGED] Who Causes A Combination Of The Web[REDACTED] [EXPUNGED][REDACTED]'s Glitches Which Have To Be Fixed By {REDACTED][EXPUNGED] And [EXPUNGED]'s [EXPUNGED]Ification -Dr. Bright

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