User:Grainmillz

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around

Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal

Then they both got flattened by the batmobile

Before it could make it back to the batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Batman away with a ratatattat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Idiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault

Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air

Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out... in immaculate ...

Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...

Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...

Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...

Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...

As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...

But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...

And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,

And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,

And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,

Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood the rest saw the better

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny