User:DaRealNukem777

The story of Jacob (otherwise known as DaRealNukem777, Cowboy, or Nugget) is a rather mysterious tale. They seem to be attracted to furniture, most often couches, and seem to be able to sustain off weed, Cheetos and Little Debbie's snack cakes. They're rather fun-loving unless provoked, at which point they are easily confused and dangerous. They usually lack the vocal skills to communicate like they want, so like The Lost Prussian entity, they have devised their own communication system using their body.

Do's:

Bring food and try to play a few video games.

Don't:

Take their weed.

ABSOLUTELY Don't:

Play country music or they will very easily provoke.