Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-30698137-20161211195810

I have been attempting to add a new article to Uncyclopedia but the Right Honourable Spike keeps telling me my contribution is no good. He has suggested changes and I have made them and now he appears to just be picking on very minor things like too much vertical space on the page which I've already corrected. I have tried to talk to Spike but he doesn't seem to want to know and has now banned me for a week, the only reason he gave was "I've had enough". Is there anything at all I can do?  