User:BillyCipher333

GREETINGS! TO ALL YOU ANNOYING, DISGUSTING, SHORT-MINDED FLESHBAGS CALLED “HUMANS”-

MY NAME IS “BILL NEVERDE CIPHER,” BUT THAT’S JUST A DIMENSIONAL NICKNAME. MY REAL NAME, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE ABLE TO PRONOUNCE! BUT IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO EVER HEAR IT, YOU’D EVAPORATE TO DUST WITH AN EXPRESSION OF HORROR AND ECSTASY ON YOUR FACE!

DON’T CONFUSE ME WITH THAT OTHER BILL CIPHER YOU’VE SEEN ON TV; I’M FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. GOT IT?! (AS IF ANY OF THE SMART BILL CIPHERS IN THE MULTIVERSE WOULD ACTUALLY FALL FOR STAN’S LITTLE TRICK! RIGHT?!)

WELL, I’M STILL PERFECTLY ALIVE AND IN DEMON FORM, BECAUSE-

EH, NEVER-MIND. IT’S A LONG STORY ANYWAY…