User:A Guy Named Melon

Just so you know, my name isn't really Melon. You know, in case you hadn't figured that out. But when you're in my line of work, your identity must remain secret. You must be one with the shadows, ready to strike with impossible speed and precision at a moment's notice. Yes, you guessed it: I'm a newspaper delivery guy. I'd write more, but you already know too much.