User:EdPisc

My name is Ed Piscataway. I like boats. For more than thirty years I have been employed by McFerren Enterprises in the beautiful city of Treefort, VA. I started in the mailroom and worked my way up to vanity director, then to pal-around-time coordinator, then to Vice President of Education, Entertainment, and Endearment. I've held this position for fifteen years and enjoy every minute of it. Jim McFerren is the greatest boss on earth in the greatest town on earth (he didn't pay me to say that, hahaha). In my spare time I water ski, dance in limbo lines, smoke fat cigars with a glass of rum, and hang out with my sexy wife and fourteen hamsters. I also help with the Treefort city archives, the Bay Bash History Museum, Encyclopedia Treefortia, and many other organizations involved in preserving out history and culture. LLTF