Thread:Mudpuppy555/@comment-37816935-20181214210430

Sample lines from the book:

Great. Of all the zombies in the world, I had to run over a comedian!

Not long ago, there was a grilled cheese sandwich that came suddenly into conscious existence as the result of an order at a cafeteria combined with an unexplainable miracle.

You wouldn’t have expected it, but I think Mars is being populated by mice.

I had been digging in my backyard, looking for loose change, when I found what appeared to be a very old piece of shell, and I wondered if it might actually be from an ancient dinosaur egg.

“Friends, turtles, countrymen,” he announced loudly, and began to shake a spear.

Our new movement, called Puppetology, is growing quickly, recruiting followers at airports, colleges, and through a thick book that makes outrageous claims.

Recently I came up with the idea of forming a cloud alphabet.

The “Force” was not with anyone; it had not been discovered yet. The only thing that came remotely close was the “Urge,” which was not very helpful to anyone.

Never mess around with dancing magical gnomes who have matches!

Pierre was surprised at the news, but Dr. Guillotin explained that Louis, the local king of the fireflies, was a tyrant and “not the brightest bulb.”

There is NO secret race of subterranean people, so don’t come looking for us!

It was a day as hot as the flaming forge of Vulcan in the sleepy little village when, circling high overhead, came…the Gloomy-Bird!

Bleepy, the shortest of the clowns, had a hidden passion that none of the others knew about.

I was arrested and eventually confined to an asylum for the terminally imaginative in the Evil Twin Ward, next to a fat guy named Elvis who sings a lot of old songs in the middle of the night.

The Goblins had a kitchen factory called Smogworts on the mountaintop where they baked their treats made from owls, olives, and the ore they mined from deep within the earth.

You can get away with just about anything if you call it “performance art.” 