User:NewMarioFan65

There were objects so peculiar
 * Mayor:

They were not to be believed

All around, things to tantalize our brains It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
 * Jack:

And as hard as I try, I can't seem to describe

Like a most improbable dream A bow?
 * Mayor: But you must believe when I tell you this: it's as real as a skull and it does exist...
 * Jack: Here, let me show you! *show a present* This is a thing called a present - the whole thing starts with a box...
 * Harlequin Demon: A box?
 * Devil: Is it steel?
 * Wolfman: Are there locks?
 * Harlequin Demon: Is it filled with a pox?
 * Devil: A pox. How delightful, a pox..
 * Jack: If you please... Just a box with bright-colored paper - and the whole thing's topped with a bow.
 * Witches:

But why?

How ugly!

''What's in it? What's in it?'' Everyone, please now, not so fast!
 * Sir Daniel: That's the point of the thing, not to know!
 * Clown with the Tear-Away Face: It's a bat!
 * Creature Under the Stairs: Will it bend?
 * Clown with the Tear-Away Face: It's a rat!
 * Creature Under the Stairs: Will it break?
 * Undersea Gal: Perhaps, it's the head that I found in the lake...
 * Mayor: Listen now, you don't understand. That's not the point of Christmas Land!
 * Jack: Now, pay attention. We pick up an over-sized sock, and hang it like this on the wall.
 * Mr. Hyde: Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
 * Medium Mr. Hyde: Let me see, let me look!
 * Small Mr. Hyde: Is it rotted and covered with gook?
 * Mayor: Um, let me explain. There's no foot inside, but there's candy. Or sometimes, it's filled with small toys,,,
 * Winged Demon: Small toys? Do they bite?
 * Mummy: Do they snap?
 * Winged Demon: Or explode in a sack?
 * Corpse Kid: Or perhaps they just spring out and scare girls and boys!
 * Mayor: What a splendid idea - this Christmas sounds fun. Why, I fully endorse it, let's try it at once!
 * Jack:

There's something here that you don't quite grasp And the best, I must confess
 * Sir Daniel: Well, I may as well give them what they want. *singing*

I have saved for the last for the ruler of this Christmas Land

Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice

Least, that's what I've come to understand...

And I've also heard it told that he's something to behold

Like a lobster, huge and red...

And he sets out to slay with his rain gear on

Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms

That is, so I've heard it said

And on a dark, cold night under full moonlight

He flies into a fog like a vulture in the sky...

And they call him the "Santa Claus"...! Well, at least they're excited
 * Jack: Sandy Claws!
 * Everyone: *applause*
 * Sir Daniel:

Though they don't understand that special kind of feeling in Christmas Land

Oh, well...