User:Cats r cool

[[File:Cza1484l-1-.jpg|frame|You should picture me as the exact opposite.

Being young.]]Hi. My name is Cats r cool (....and you probably knew that). And no, I'm NOT a crazy old cat lady who stalks people on the internet. How will I be able to prove that? Well, first of all, I just said so. Second, aren't cat ladies supposed to be really old and mean and fragile? You should know I'm none of these things. Me, old? I'm barely even 30. So I can't be considered old, really. And mean? Okay, yes, I can be mean, but only when I have to. I'm not perfect, no one is. And fragile... you should know, if you ever call me fragile, you will be.

I know it's pointless to write all this, but some people think I'm one of those old fat guys sitting back in their chairs in front of their computer screens hacking other people. But I just wrote a whole paragraph that I am NOT old, so I hope you've learned I'm not old.

~ Chelsea (you can call me Chelse or C.R.C, whatever)