User:TheBigBozo

I can't come up for a description so here's a thing for you to use as copypasta:

The FartnessGrandma™ Pacer Foot is a stupid test that progressively gets more higher on the age-rating scale as it continues. The 200,000 meter death ray test will begin fire on your location in 30 seconds. Line up at the shart. The running speed starts slowly, but gets louder each time you exist. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [THE CHEAT IS GROUNDED, WE INSTALLED THAT LIGHT SWITCH SO YOU COULD TURN IT ON AND OFF. NOT SO YOU CAN THROUGH LIGHTSWITCH RAVES.] Remember to run in a TERRIBLE line, and run as long as possiballs. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your life is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, begin. I mean, go.

no wait....uh...what was the word....

Oh yeah! Of course I know the word! Everybody's heard about the word....

the word is start,