User:Disfnordia

He lives in the subterranean city of Lemuria, located under the Vatican. He enjoys plotting world domination, playing the CONSPIRACY against itself, learning the melodica, and is a professor of string theory, as well as a Secret Nobel Prize Winner1 in the area of Reptilian-Bildeburg relations. His other hobbies include genetic manipulation of humans with a -Rh blood factor, and the creation of a quantum-state computer, which can be accessed telepathically, to control a worldwide monopoly on fruit pies.

1The Secret Nobel Prizes are hosted by the Skull and Bones Society in Hitler's Eagle's Nest.