User:Xsimmo11

Thelonius, I’m ready. Bring in the cookie!

Ohhhh, gosh. Uh-oh, what’s happening now? Oooo, this is scary! Ohhhh, geez!

Ohh, no! Oh-no-oh-no-oh-nooo!!!

Oh, it’s you.

“Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me—I’m the Gingerbread Man!”

Look what you’ve done to my legs! You’re a monster!

I’m not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning

my perfect kingdom.

It’s not a kingdom! Because you’re not a king!

Oh, but I will be. Just as soon as I find a princess to marry. And I hear you know of

one. Tell me where she is!

Eat me!

No, I’ve tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end.

Uh-uh, uhh, okay, well, maybe I have heard tell of a princess.

From who?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man.

Yes. I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

Well, I heard it from the Muffin Man.

The Muffin Man?!

The Muffin Man!

He heard it from the Muffin Man.

Can I go now?

You haven’t told me where she is!

I can’t!

You must!

I won’t!

Tell me or I’ll—!

NO!!! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Then where is the princess?

Okay… I’ll tell you. She’s a day’s walk from here. In a dragon-guarded castle,

surrounded by hot boiling lava.

Well that sounds dangerous.

Ya want a princess or not?

Go on.

In the highest room in the tallest tower, you’ll find a fiery red-head named Princess

Fiona.

Ooo, Princess Fiona. She’s sounds perfect.

Except for that dragon and lava thing. I’ll have to find someone else to go…

Big surprise.

I shall make Fiona my Queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect King!

Captain, round up your men, summon the citizens, and bring that cookie to the

swamp!

Swamp?! That’s the thanks I get?!

Thelonius, tell the Royal Coiffuer I need to get my hair pressed. We’re going to get a

queen!