User:Husband14

Wife Wikipedia page

= Toast (wife) =

Aliases:

 * Toast
 * wife
 * god
 * lesbain
 * Evie

family:

 * avery [platonic husband]
 * Luci [demon child]
 * floof [pet/son]
 * andy [son]

Occupations:
co-leader and follower of the cult of Garfield ,

President of the potassium Fanclub,

god, emotional support human of Avery , lesbian

Biographical description
Status                                           Alive [ immortalized by the power of Garfield at 13 ]

Date of birth                                        September 19th

Physical description
species       Human? God? Toast?

Gender        Female

age               13

hair         Brown

eyes       Mystery flavor

personality
So kind and wonderful and great.

very sweet and nice and loving and caring more than anyone else

they give great hugs and their favorite color is purple.

they crush on fictional women from video games that usually are trying to kill the player the whole time.

they also love raccoons

history
toast and Avery got platonically married close to their meeting in 2020 [6th grade]. and divorced one time so that they can get married again and have a wedding

created ‘the potassium Fanclub’ with their platonic husband, Avery, on august 24th 2022. Currently ‘the potassium Fanclub’ only members are Toast and Avery but that’s okay because they only need each other.

‘the cult of Garfield’ was found by Toast and their husband Avery. It all started when Avery decided to try and draw Garfield from memory and miserably failed. So then they pulled up a photo of Garfield and drew Garfield as a very buff Garfield at a dinner table intoxicated by lots and lots of weed, now Avery and Toast found this nonsense to be the absolute funniest thing on earth. And from that day Avery has perfected the art of Garfield and can draw him exactly from memory. Maybe less then a month later the two decided to serve GARF as their lord and savior. Then Toast was immortalized by the power of garfield living forever. in that moment Garfield declared to wife/toast that their marriage was the ultimate marriage. And that every other marriage was a lie.

with the new knowledge given to wife from Garfield about how marriage is a lie besides the platonic marriage of Avery and Toast, wife/toast decided to make a new aesthetic based around the quote ‘the key to marriage is to not have any romantic feelings for each other” -Avery. The aesthetic is called ‘MarriageCore’ and it was created August 4th of 2022

on July 8th ,2022, Avery decided to make a vampire oc that fits toast’s “type” wrfecrly and now that’s is in love with Avery’s oc that may or may not have only been created for that purpose. The OC’s name was Rosemary

on august 6th 2022, the day before Avery’s 14th birthday, Toast was invited to the cat cafe where they celebrated and hugged and hugged and hugged some more. It was the first time they saw each-other in persona all summer and it was great and there were cars and the cars were great and everything was great and it was so marriage

August 26th, 2022, wife created the catchphrase “so marriage!” its definition ? It basically means the exact opposite of the phrase “no bitches?” And that’s all you need to know.