Thread:JohnnySparrow17/@comment-36141544-20190925104917/@comment-36141544-20190925144801

Lois: Peter, you get down from that tree this instant!

Peter: NO! You're gonna yell at me!

Lois: You're damn right I'm gonna yell at you! You beat up a 13-year-old boy!

Peter: He called me names!

Lois: You're 43, and you just assaulted our neighbor's child! This is a very serious situation!

Peter: Well, maybe you should have just had an abortion, Lois! Would that make you happy if I was never born?

Lois: What?!

Peter: I'm going to prison, aren't I?