User:JellyJosh

Hey you!

Yeah, you!

I'm talking to you!

Why are you stalking me.

Since that's settled, why don't I give you a reward for stalking me?

Once upon a time, a young blob of jelly decided to go on an adventure. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's rewind. *warped sound plays* A farmer picked up a couple of grapes and smashed them. Suddenly, a blob of jelly was born and trapped inside a jar for eight years. The blob of jelly was extremely naive. He thought that it was his duty to stay inside the jar, waiting to be eaten. One night, the blob of jelly was jolted awake and thrown inside of a large dusty old container, later known to him as a "truck." This container was rumbling and roaring, scaring the young blob. After what seemed like forever, the blob of jelly was taken outside into an even larger clean container, later known as a supermarket! He was shoved onto a wooden shelf and waited once again to be eaten. He remained there, restless, for years, until a friendly looking man picked up the container. He was wearing a brown uniform with an emerald green apron. After looking carefully, the blob of jelly realized that he was wearing a nametag, and that his name was Steve. So, Steve carried the blob of jelly, wiggling inside of the jar, and carried it all the way to the back of the supermarket. Then, the jar was thrown into the garbage bin. At that moment, the blob of jelly knew that his purpose was not to be eaten, for he was considered "expired" to the horrible humans. The young blob of jelly decided to go on an adventure. After hours of jiggling around, the blob of jelly leaped out of the jelly jar. Inside the huge garbage bin, he found an old discarded Macbook. The blob of jelly tried turning it on with no avail. Finally, he decided to look for other valuables when the Macbook started flashing white. The blob of jelly went to explore. Slowly, he began typing random things, when he stumbled across a stock market buying website. Not knowing what to do, the young blob bought a million shares of AMZN, after getting a bank loan, of course. Please note that this was back in 2007, when Amazon shares only costed 80 dollars. Ten years later, in 2017, the blob of jelly decided to sell all one million shares for 1,176 dollars each! He quickly made over a billion dollars and bought a mansion! He lived a luxurious life in the mansion, buying a comfortable couch and a Macbook pro. After that, the young blob of jelly discovered Wikia and decided to make an account. He kept thinking of a good username, but decided to look on the internet for popular human names. He found the name Joshua and liked it! He chose to name himself JellyJosh and truly enjoyed himself.

That blob of jelly was not me, and that was completely irrelevent. You probably just wasted at least 5 minutes of your life reading that! Well, see you later, stalker!

Real info XD:

Favorite Mobile Game: Clash of Clans

Favorite PC Game: ROBLOX

Favorite Console Game: I don't really like consoles...

Favorite Apple Watch Game: Field Day (I legit only have one)

And yes, I am a huge apple fan XD.