User:ChrisUbi

"wrong i don't remember speaking like that and using skype"

- Edd Chris (krɪs) is yet another person.

Autobiography
During the period of history where Lisa Frank and Spongebob was in demand, Chris served as the youngest person alive for 2 seconds until another took his place. Distraught by this, he refused to open his eyes for months, nor did he speak until he could do it in full sentences at the age of 1 year. Walking was easy for someone like him, beginning his journey of movement at only 4 months.

He then graduated school at age 2 and retired until his death at age 3.

Personality
hes a stupid head

Trivia

 * Chris was voiced by none other than Chris
 * Chris has moved a total of 4 times before going back to his home state of Oklahoma.

Appearances

 * Life