User:FrenchTouch

WOOP

WOOP Holler, thou who farest on my turf, know that you've gotten to the Holy Land of memes.

Quite precisely though, if you want to know me, it's rather simple: I'm, as this profile suggests, bat-shit wicked FrenchTouch, I've been all-around Fandom since February 2013, I don't really have much of a favourite or a specific go-to place, I just wildly err across the network so tough luck if you thought I'd do anything constructive up in here.

Questions

I hereby most respectfully inquire the immediate discontinuance of your bodily functions as guarantee of the equally sudden cessation of such appallingly undeductive and rather irresistibly feeble reasoning. Gramercy everso.
 * Do you speak French? Are you really French?
 * I'm not that much of a split personality sorta dude so if you got anything to ask, do that.

Conquering the World The one true faith has since times olden been ignored, tarnished, and blasphemed upon by fiendish apostates, reeling, gasping, taking over the edge of madness by a gnawing at the back of their mind, a craving for evil&mdash;but lo, I, true believer will bring salvation upon us all, we shall, whether wanted or unwanted, bring the judgement of our Mother in heavens to the heathen of this world!

The Cult of the Holy Steak has risen, and it will douse the Earth and our Mother Cow's mighty oil, for she has roasted for the sins of all!

PRAISE THE OXEN or BURN IN HELL EVERLASTING

We will, forever, remember of the prophets of old, Master Chancellor Olivarum of The Holy Pan and Mistress Magistrate Junoho of The Holy Spit, but most importantly is our focus on putting order in our future, and this can only happen with the help of the only and mighty Dynasty of the Lord Ox, only detainers of the Crown of Basil...

Ready your fork and knives, flock of the Divine Bovine, and maketh the Omnivorous tremble, and cower in the face of oblivion's incoming! We will sacrifice the ill-begotten Earth in service to its child and saviour!

Oh, and you can sign my guest book if you want, it's something cool kids do these days, so, yeah. Okay it's over, now beat it. Scram. I said split! Get the hell outta of my hood, have a good day I'll see you soon!