User:Klutzii

"'"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with our own, we join up in a mutual relationship of weird, which we call love."'"

- Dr Seuss

Life Before Computer: Memory was something you lost with age, Application was for employment, Program was a T.V show, Cursor was profanity, Keyboard was a piano, Web was a spider's home, Virus was the flu, CD was a bank account, Hard Drive was a long trip on the road, Mouse Pad was where a mouse lived, and if you had a 3 and a half inch (8.69 Centimeter) Floppy Disk you just hoped nobody found out.

The kindness hamsters come to your house in the middle of the night, and bit by bit, steal your brain, and feed it to their mom.