User:MonkeyKing81

SpongeBob’s Conundrum

Hi, my name Is Steven, I’m a 20 year old businessman who enjoys many things, one of those things being SpongeBob SquarePants, I know I know, I seem a little too old to watch SpongeBob SquarePants, but honestly I could care less, now then, I’m going to describe a story to you that doesn’t seem real, but It’s all true.

So one late night, I was watching some SpongeBob SquarePants, when all of a sudden, it said that there would be a new “SpongeBob SquarePants Special” and the special was called “SpongeBob’s Conundrum” “Wait, what? SpongeBob’s Conundrum, what type of name is that?” I asked this in a very confused manner, I had so many questions about this, but for the most part, I ignored them, and after the commercials were done, the SpongeBob intro started, and after the intro ended, the episode started, and oh boy I was in for a treat, the episode’s title card shows up with very ominous music playing in the background, and while this was happening the title card was glitching out and honestly, this kind of scared me to be honest, but it was the same as the commercials and I just ignored it too, so without further a do, let’s get on with the episode, shall we?

The episode starts off with SpongeBob getting home from work and he looked exhausted, but when he turned on the light, he puts a slight smile on his face, after that he said “Oh Boy, that was dreadful, but at least I’m home” after that, SpongeBob immediately got that big goofy smile on his face and started getting prepared for something, apparently it was movie night, after he gets prepared Patrick joins too and like SpongeBob he’s already ready too, and soon afterwards, SpongeBob and Patrick sit down to watch “The Super Scary Movie Marathon” both of them then scream “OH YEAH” a title card then pops up saying 2 Hours Later.

SpongeBob and Patrick are seen eating popcorn with the logo “The Kelp Theatres” written on it with a sharpie, the movie then showed a ghostly rabbit creature going through the walls, it was golden, small, and look very sophisticated for its age, anyways though back on topic here, it just showed the rabbit going through the walls in a very cartoony fashion just peeking around the hallways, SpongeBob thought the rabbit was adorable, while Patrick was terrified of it, everything in this scene looked fine, when all of a sudden, a huge figure appeared right behind him and the rabbit didn’t notice it, SpongeBob and Patrick immediately became scared of this creature, both of them yelled, “CHARLIE, LOOK OUT” I assumed that the rabbits name was Charlie, suddenly, the rabbit turned around really fast only to reveal that the black figure behind it was gone, the rabbit quickly sighed and brushed it off in relief, SpongeBob and Patrick did the same thing too, but that’s when this shit appeared, it scared the crap out of me, the rabbit quickly turned back around to face forward and the moment he looked up the blacked figure revealed itself, and holy shit, It was terrifying to say the least.

The creature was black from its head to its waist downwards, it had white eyes, no nose, a huge mouth, and sharp teeth too, the moment SpongeBob and Patrick saw this thing on the screen, they immediately did the casual SpongeBob and Patrick scream together and honestly even though the creature scared me, the scream from those two was hilarious too and it calmed me down a bit, I paused it for a second to get my bearings, but that’s when I realized something strange, the episode was 20 minutes long, a usual episode of SpongeBob was 10 minutes long, so I assumed that it was a special, anyways though getting back on topic to the episode here, I put down my remote and decided to make myself a sandwich, but while I was doing that I saw the creatures eyes move and it looked at me dead in the eyes, I decided to ignore it like it was some type of goof up by the creators of the show, but deep down I was terrified of it, it scared the actual shit out of me, especially considering the fact that this was a kids show, after I was done making my sandwich, I unpaused it, and oh boy, I was in for a treat.

As soon as the creature appeared in front of the rabbit, SpongeBob and Patrick screamed “CHARLIE, RUN” the rabbit immediately made a goofy face, and it followed with a really goofy scream and made me laugh a lot, the moment that stopped, the rabbit flew right under the ghost and to be flung back and run the other way to hide, the creature started swooping towards the rabbit at a very fast pace, it appeared to be much faster than the rabbit, while this was happening SpongeBob and Patrick were making comments like this “WHAT IS THAT THING” Screamed SpongeBob “I DON’T KNOW” Screamed Patrick, it then cuts back to the movie, when all of a sudden, something crazy as shit happened, the camera then cuts to a low angle shot of the rabbit running away from the creature, when all of a sudden it cuts to another point of view this time It’s from the rabbits perspective, this type of cutting continued for only 5 seconds until finally, the rabbit made it to the exit door only this time, instead of the exit being there, it was the inside of the TV screen, and when the rabbit jumped through it, it jumped through the TV screen and it disappeared into the wall, meanwhile, while this was happening, SpongeBob and Patrick kept screaming in terror, and the moment the rabbit came through the TV screen, SpongeBob and Patrick were grabbed by the rabbit into the wall like it was nothing.

Suddenly the whole room went silent, then a light came up onto the walls, apparently it was the rabbit, the moment they saw this, SpongeBob said “oh” while Patrick screamed, the minute this happened, the rabbit covered both of their mouths and turned off the light, suddenly the creature from before busted through the TV screen, SpongeBob and Patrick screamed in terror, suddenly the creature charged at them with brute force on its side, but since it was a ghost it went right through the walls, as soon as this happened, SpongeBob and Patrick saw a door that just randomly appeared under them, “Oh, there’s my lucky door” said Patrick, apparently Patrick explained that if he couldn’t reach SpongeBob outside, he would just dig a tunnel underground that would just lead straight to his house, “Then why's it in the wall?” SpongeBob asked, Patrick then explained why he did it in the first place “Oh that, well, that’s because I didn’t really know where I was going, so I just placed a door there randomly so that I can mark it, I guess I just forgot to take it off before I left.” After that weird explanation, SpongeBob and Patrick immediately seized this opportunity to escape with the rabbit right behind them, “Do you think the ghost will find us at your house?” said SpongeBob worriedly “Of course not” Patrick said with a goofy expression on his face, it then showed a scene where SpongeBob and Patrick were inside Patrick’s house “Phew, that was a close one Patrick” SpongeBob said breathing a sigh of relief “Yeah, you’re not kidding” said Patrick, they both started laughing as to lighten the mood a little bit too, suddenly, the creature was shown to be flying around SpongeBob’s house very vigorously as it kept looking for SpongeBob and Patrick, it went to his room and then saw Gary in a folding of covers, the creature then threw the covers off, only for it to get very confused, Gary was gone, “Hm, Where Did He Go?” the creature said in a very deep voice, it turns out that Gary was just taking a walk with Spot, it turns out that they were on one of their little get togethers again, it then suddenly cuts to commercials which is pretty understandable to be honest, but oh boy, I was not ready for the second part of the episode, and boy, was I in for a treat.

SpongeBob and Patrick were watching TV again, which I thought was a pretty stupid idea, considering the fact that they literally just got spooked out by a ghost, anyways though, back on topic here too, SpongeBob and Patrick were just calmly watching TV, when all of a sudden on the other side of the TV, the creature was looking at them through the TV screen, the creature then started laugh manically as it came up with a gruesome idea to scare them again,  it cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick watching TV when all of a sudden they heard a weird banging noise coming from outside, Patrick decides to open his rock up, only to find out that it was just Mr. Krabs, “Hey SpongeBob, do you know this guy?” Patrick said confused “Wait a minute, is that Mr. Krabs?” SpongeBob asked confused “SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, LOOK OUT” Screamed the rabbit in a very high-pitched voice, it almost sounded like Squidina too, SpongeBob and Patrick then looked at what Mr. Krabs actually was, he was the creature from earlier, apparently this was Its way of scaring SpongeBob and Patrick, and It actually worked, SpongeBob and Patrick screamed in terror as the creature entered the house in a very ghostly manner.

The moment this happened, SpongeBob and Patrick were terrified of this thing, “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, IT’S THE GHOST” they screamed, they then started running around the room screaming and terrified of this creature chasing them around like it was nothing to them at all,

suddenly the rabbit got a very angry expression on its face, “ALL RIGHT, THAT’S IT, I’M TIRED OF RUNNING LIKE I DO IN THE MOVIES, IT’S TIME FOR ME TO FIGHT BACK” the rabbit screamed, it then showed a scene where the rabbit pulled a sword, the sword looked like it was made out of paper, and honestly, I really like this detail, the moment this happened, SpongeBob and Patrick looked straight at the rabbit and hid behind it immediately, the rabbit turned around to face the creature, and Jesus Christ, that close up appeared again, but this time it was different, the creature started laughing in a really demonic manner, this caused to rabbit to seem even more pissed off then it did before hand, I thought something really bad was going to happen, like it was a regular Creepypasta or something like that I don’t really know, but what happened next really changed my mind, it then showed the rabbit hold the sword like a knight like a true warrior in medieval times, suddenly the creatures laughing turned into screams of terror as the ghost soon saw what was coming towards it, it was, the rabbit.

The final scene was pretty cool to be honest here, after that last scene, it then showed the rabbit chasing down the ghost like it was in a horror movie, but this time the roles were reversed, and honestly I thought this was pretty cool, not to mention incredibly hilarious, “OH YEAH” screamed SpongeBob and Patrick “COME ON CHARLIE, KICK HIS MANLY BUTT” screamed SpongeBob as he went into a handsome accent, while this was happening you could hear the creatures screams of terror, they sounded demonic, but I didn’t really find them scary this time, they still were scary, but it was more comedic than anything else really, but anyways though, back on topic here, It then showed a scene where the creature a devious idea to do this, it pulled a sword that was larger than the rabbits sword, and then they got into an amazing duel, it was fantastic to watch, but eventually it showed a scene where they were both in a clash with each other, with both of their swords right by each others sides, suddenly the rabbit swords slipped, and the creature took this chance to finally kill the rabbit, but before it could his shoulder got stabbed by something, it was the rabbits sword, it turns out when the sword from the rabbits hand, it flew up way up their into the air, and then eventually, it came down with a big swoosh and a massive bang, or in this case it was a slash that was right on his shoulder, it then showed a scene where the creature died, the creature death was horrific as shit, it started off with the ghost questioning what was happening to it, but then something crazy as shit happened right after that too, suddenly the ghost started glowing from his shoulder, and this beam was bright as shit too, it then showed a scene where the creature started glowing from the inside out like a jack-o-lattern, then it spook again, then it screamed it terror as it started shaking weirdly, and then finally, it started melting into the abyss below until it was nothing, but bones, oh and then those bones melted too.

Well, that episode was a doozy, but surprise, surprise, it wasn’t over yet, the rabbit yelped in excitement and he had a big smile on his face too “HOORAY” screamed SpongeBob and Patrick, they then started laughing hysterically, and the rabbit even joined in too, “That was close” said the rabbit “Thanks SpongeBob, Thanks Patrick” said the rabbit “**Shocked Noises** Patrick it knows our names” Said SpongeBob “**hysterical laughing** wait a minute, how do you know our names?” Said Patrick confusedly “Hmmmm” said the rabbit “Oh yeah, I remember” said the rabbit with a hint remembrance in its eyes, it then showed of flashback of Squidward crying over the grave of a pet rabbit that he used to have, “You will be missed” said Squidward as he cried all the way back to his house, it then showed the rabbit inside of the coffin with an image of the rabbit with SpongeBob and Patrick right behind him, he then chuckled and said this “Ah, those two, they bring back some pretty good memories too” it then showed the rabbit hugging it, and then it stayed on an animation while he was cuddling it like it was a picture frame, it then went to a black screen, signifying that the episode was done, and then the credits rolled, honestly they were going to be messed up, but nope, everything was pretty to be honest, and right after that, the credits stopped, and it started playing more advertisements again.

Honestly, I was amazed at how well put this episode was, but at the same time, the creature was horrifying to look at too, and honestly, I was just beside myself after the episode was done.