User blog comment:FishTank/How Portability Works for You/@comment-24001421-20160218014901/@comment-10507735-20160218053023

Where have you been?

Over here the PrinterFax has been trolling the SmartTV's contributions and the Potato Peeler has stormed off in a huff after it caught the DeepFryer making out with the PastaDrainer on the HalogenHob.

Better be kind to that SmartFridge too, b4 it sets itself to defrost out of spite. Don't even think of denying it access to its own FB page or you'll be getting ad hoc spurious deliveries by the truckload til the end of time..