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KASP-JITSU
'''Kasp-jitsu, or cult of Kasp-Ninjas, is a martial art/ way of life introduced by it's sensei Kasper in late 2013.The current sensei and founder living in suffolk, England felt the need to defend himself against the many rude dudes residing in his local area. It involves practices such as 'sneaking like a bastard', 'Dodging attacks like the swift one you are' and the mystical 'Way of the bear'.'''

Sneaking like a bastard 

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Any adept in Kasp-Jitsu is aware of the '12 rules of the shadows' These are as follows:

1} '''Number one, quite simply, is = ALWAYS STICK TO THE SHADOWS = Any amount of light shining on the sneaker is enough to reveal him from his pursuers. As a result adepts usually have good eyesight as they do not leave their hiding places to find light. Many of ther professional sneakers wear very dark KASP-JA suits in order to stay hidden>'''

'''2} Number two is =BE QUITE LIKE A MOUSE ON SEROIDS= On many occasions, even if the spot they have taken is good, a sneaker can be detected, and this is because of the sound they are making. An adept must always be quite, and his feet very light on the surface on which he is walking.'''

3} When pickpocketing a person, = Make your presence unkown =