User:DasSternenlicht

Who Am I?
Hi, I'm Sternenlicht, You can call me Stern.

I'm on a mission to correct innacurate statments, grammar catastrophes, non sequiturs, and harmful depictions of mental illness. I'm an absolute perfectionist,and an obsessive linguist and you'll find me making as many large edits as small, usually in quick succession in my free time. I have absolutely no patience for ignorance, and a penchant for snark and sarcasm.

I have several years of professional writing, and editing experience, and I do this in my free time for fun,to relieve stress, and to keep my skills sharp. I don't have infinite time or patience, and my contributions will likely be sudden flurries of varying duration, followed by indeterminate periods of inactivity. Feel free to take umbridge with my corrections, as long as you are supported by empirical facts, rather than feelings.

Don't even try to contact me personally, I don't have any interest in meeting new people or friends, most certainly not strangers on the internet, and This means You. I'm sure you're lovely and all, but I'm here to make corrections, add contributions, and prevent future grammar disasters, and nothing more.

Best Quotes: Greatest Hits

 * "This tastes like Television Static"
 * "I have it pulled up on Vite Volf Viki"
 * "It was one time!"