User:Technophant

This is my userpage. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My userpage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My userpage, without me, is useless. Without my userpage, I am useless. I must edit my userpage true. I must edit faster than my wikienemy who is trying to defeat me. I must wikiassasinate him before he wikiassasinates me.

My userpage is human because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its templates and its wikimarkup language. I will keep my userpage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God, I swear this creed. My userpage and myself are the defenders of Wikia. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my digital life.

So be it, until victory is Wikia's and there is no enemy, but peace!