User:Darth Cow

''Have you ever had the unstoppable urge to kill Michael Jackson? Does Darth Vader killing people entertain you? Do you have a bajillion dollars? Well hello, new bestest bestest buddy!'' :D

 "I hate you"

"You hate me"

" Let's tie Barney to a tree"

" 9 mm shoot him in the head"

" Whoopsy-dasey Barney's dead"

My History
(1976-3000) Darth Cow was originally a normal cow until he got very sick of making milk. So he painted his whole body black and joined forces with Darth Vader. He was the REAL assassin of Lincoln. Seriously, don't trust anyone else. Eventually, he got bored of Darth Vader and planted a bomb in his ship. After episode 6 of Star Wars, he was in episode 7, 8, and 9. Darth Cow was one of the few to drink the water of eternal (natural) life (Yoda had too, but he wasn't special enough to live forever). About 1,000 years later, Darth Cow was killed when the Earth finally exploded for no apparent reason. And then after much time had passed, he came back as a ghost and finally killed Michael Jackson. Then life was a lot better without him.

The credit for the page on my history goes completely to my friend Ampi.

Movie Life
During the time he was working with Darth Vader, some movie producers have discoved his talent and have put him in the fairly new movie "It's a Darth Cow's Life: The Musical" He will also be animated into the video game: user:Ampi|Star Wars: Battlefront 3.

Find me on
HRwiki Uncyclopedia Wiki

Wikipedia

Same name and everything. See ya there!

(Notable)Videogames Owned
PS2:18 PS1:1 GBA:4 DS:3

SNES:9

PS2
Star Wars: Battlefront

Star Wars: Battlefront II

Final Fantasy X

Ratchet & Clank 1,2 &3

SpyHunter 2

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3

Tony Hawk Underground

Jak II

Ridge Racer V

Midnight Club 1&2

The Sims

Sky Odyssey

Kingdom Hearts

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex

Portal Runner

PS1
Final Fantasy VII

GBA
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

DragonBall Z: The Legacy of Goku II

The Sims: Bustin' Out

SNES
Star Fox

Donkey Kong Kountry

Super Mario World

Jungle Strike

Donkey Kong Kountry 3

The Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse

Pilot Wings

Tom and Jerry

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

DS
Nintendogs:Daschaund

Asphalt: Urban GT

Super Mario 64 DS

I believe that is all for now...

Other great sites
Gamespot

HomestarRunner

Uncyclopedia Wiki

Friend List
Ampi

DeathByPie

Bluebry muffin

I Owe You One
Bluebry muffin-For helping me out when I started this Wiki.

Ampi-For creating the section on my history and for giving me the HTML and helped to make my signature 19:27, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Whatever I Feel Like Saying
"If so smart in force I, why words in right order I put not?"

~ Yoda on himself