User blog:TheToaMaster/1,001 Ways to Be Banned

Here is an complete 1,001 ways to be banned. Seriously. From 1, to 1,001. This is not completely true, rather a joke. Enjoy.

The 1,001 Ways To Be Banned

 * 1) Spamming for no reason
 * 2) Trolling
 * 3) ASCII
 * 4) Arrow to the Knee Jokes
 * 5) NSFW Links
 * 6) Free Viruses!
 * 7) Asking for Adminship
 * 8) Asking for Half-Life 3
 * 9) Playing around the Away Button
 * 10) Questioning Admins/Chat Mods
 * 11) Asking for Chat Moderation
 * 12) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 * 13) Abusing the Power of TinyUrl
 * 14) Doing Absolutely Nothing
 * 15) Streeeeeeeeetched Letters
 * 16) Blackmail
 * 17) Links to Other Chats
 * 18) Profanity
 * 19) Pootis!
 * 20) Bullying
 * 21) Death Threats
 * 22) Making Portal References (CAKE)
 * 23) Making Blank Replies
 * 24) Disobeying The Rules
 * 25) Asking to be Banned
 * 26) Telling your Password
 * 27) Speaking in a different language
 * 28) Rick-Rolling
 * 29) Using Over-Used Memes
 * 30) Lying
 * 31) Cheating
 * 32) Joining the Chat
 * 33) Sock-Puppeting
 * 34) Rule 34 Links
 * 35) Mentioning about 4chan
 * 36) Racism
 * 37) Copypasta
 * 38) Posting Shock Site Links
 * 39) Posting Creepypasta Links
 * 40) Insulting an Admin
 * 41) Insulting an Chat Moderator
 * 42) Zalgo Text
 * 43) Telling Coffee Shop Corporate Raider that Koromo sucks
 * 44) Saying that Gingers don't have souls
 * 45) Doing Drugs
 * 46) Drinking Alcohol Under 21
 * 47) Smoking Under 18
 * 48) Getting Diabeetus
 * 49) Inception Jokes
 * 50) Yo Dawg Jokes
 * 51) Taking Other People's Avatars
 * 52) Griefing
 * 53) Removing Herobrine
 * 54) Homophobic Slang
 * 55) Using giant URLs with over 100 characters.
 * 56) Trololo
 * 57) Getting Diabeetus
 * 58) Gak Gak Gak
 * 59) Censoring Stuff
 * 60) Spamming Emoticons
 * 61) Saying Pi
 * 62) Gabe Newell Jokes
 * 63) Sexual Jokes
 * 64) Role-Playing
 * 65) Saying "Hello"
 * 66) Going on Route 66.
 * 67) Riding a Chicken Nugget.
 * 68) Nyan Cat.
 * 69) Going Absolutely Nothing, And Then Chatting
 * 70) Going to Rapture
 * 71) Being Friends With Andrew Ryan
 * 72) Talking About Politics
 * 73) Failing on a Test
 * 74) Disruption
 * 75) Banning Someone