User:HolyRamenKing

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Abilities

 * 1) Reincarnation: He is cursed to forever walk these lands, no matter how many times he dies he always respawns.


 * 1) Super Strength: His strength reach's level only he can comprehend.


 * 1) Teleportation: Chief can teleport to any location he's been to before or can see within his line of sight.


 * 1) Super Speed: Some say the speeds he reaches are what caused The Big Bang.


 * 1) Master of all Weapons: Because of how long hes lived, Chief has mastered every weapon known to man.


 * 1) Hack's Mode: When in life threatening danger he goes into Hack's Mode and becomes a god for a short amount of time.

Some Say...

 * He's both a Weeb and a Weeaboo at the same time.
 * He beat the entire Souls-Borne franchise solo, DLC and all, without touching the controller.
 * He watches live action anime.
 * All his attire has an internal cleaning system so he never has to take off his suits.
 * His first name is "Master".
 * His fitness is on par with an Olympic gold metal athlete despite living on a diet of purely Nacho Cheese Doritos and Classic Mountain Dew.
 * He exited his mothers womb playing CS:GO on a PS5 and 4K TV in the late 90s, early 2000s.
 * He absorbs his food rather than eating it.
 * He unknowingly broke the world record for longest amount of time without sleeping during a single play session.
 * He's in a romantic and sexual relationship with his Gamer PC, and the PC made the first move.
 * His pinkie finger along can deadlift over 1000 pounds.
 * He mastered and perfected Ultra Instinct to give himself the upper hand in first person shooters.
 * He was banned from Street Fighter 5 for the alleged use of "Aimbot".
 * He never misses a 360 No-Scope.
 * MLG sound effects and greenscreen clips constantly play in his everyday life.
 * His bodily waste is an amalgamation of dank memes.
 * He killed unnerfed Absolute Virtue in under an hour with only a feather and his sister's panties.
 * He does not have parents, he simply began existing.
 * He can kill furries with simply a glance due to his gamer energy.
 * He practices No Nut Life and Non-Stop Nut November.
 * His highest kill streak in the Call of Duty Franchise was 69.
 * He was born on the 20th of Apirl, at 4:20 PM, on the year of 420 AD.
 * He evolved to not need to use the restroom in order to support his gamer lifestyle.
 * His semen cures HIV, and his tears cure depression.
 * He has never once shed a tear in his life with gaming as his coping mechanism.
 * He lost over a hundred pounds in a matter of days by playing 20+ star Osu!Mania maps nonstop.

But all we know is...

He's the Chief.