User:KnitsaTrap

“It smells like placenta in there.”

“There is no Karen!”

-Jessica

“Jeanne doesn’t kid about knitting…..she is hardcore”

-Sarah

(talking about vampires)

Coworker1: you didn’t put that on your resume

Coworker2: it’s under personal skills, I can drain a cow in 5min

Me: I can too, I just don’t use my mouth

“If you keep arguing with me, your uterus is gonna fall out.”

-J.

Me: I’ma re-roll as a cis white male next for sure.

Coworker: Not likely to get nerfed anytime soon, all the admins play them.

“She’s not a player, she just crushes a lot.”

-K.

Coworker: I spent my last job watching at least one video per day about physical penetration.

Me: Sounds an awful lot like you watched porn at work.

“Look at you over there crocheting like a chump. I’m gonna knit like a man.”

-J.

“Moon’s out spoon’s out.”

-Justin