User:Jimbo Wales

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ED Style guide! click here to edit this box click here to edit some other box Jimbo Wales wrong pornographerJimbo Wales is the ghey founder of the Wikimedia Foundation. A foundation that helps administer such projects as Wikipedia, Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki, and Nupedia -- all in Esperanto!

Jimbo Wales is also working on Wikiverse, the free online open-source reality simulator. People are invited to experience what life would be like with no opinions of your own.

Jimbo is a life long member of NAMBLA.

He bears a scary resemblance to Chris Martin of the shitty band Coldplay and Lars Ulrich of the shitty band Metallica. He is also known to engage in hissy fits on some of the Wikipedia talk-pages.

Contents [hide] 1 Jimbo Quotes 2 Jimbo Wales Doesn't Care About Black People 3 M@D SK1Lz 4 External links [edit]Jimbo Quotes "Anybody who criticizes the Wikipedia is a complete and total ass!" (from an email sent to Lir[1]) "Anyone with common sense can figure out the holocaust is a complete fabrication!"

FACT ALERT!: Jimbo Wales is an Objectivist, a follower of the teachings of Ayn Rand.

[edit]Jimbo Wales Doesn't Care About Black People for great encyclopediaWhen Jimbo (or "Jimmy", as his own TOW article calls him in a failed attempt to make him cool and hip instead of douchey and pissy) was a boy, he lived with his grandmother, who owned a lovely set uv encyclopedias. Jimbo delighted in drawing cocks all over the pages, but later regretted this; when his grandmother stumbled upon the vandalism, she slapped the bejeezus out of him and dragged him to the local Catholic church to be sodomized. "If only you had a way to undo your vandalism!", she muttered as she watched the priest have his way with Jimbo.

The incident moved Jimbo greatly, inspiring him to devote the rest of his life to making an encyclopedia that could be vandalized and cleaned up efficiently. He lured vandals into his encyclopedia by making anonymous editing possible, and hired a hoard of admins to clean up the vandalism so it never got boring for the vandals. Finally, he declared himself "High Priest of Wikipedia", and made the final step in the vandal punishment process "Sodomy by Jimbo", ensuring that he, like his priestly inspiration, would have a plethora of boys to anal rape.

Jimbo gets all his minons together every years for a convention called Wikimania. At this, they gather for anal sex and pedophilia. All Wiki Adminstrators must join NAMBLA here.

We hate you! You're not even our real father!!1[edit]M@D SK1Lz Jimbo apparently is a MediaWiki newbie. Here someone teaches him something anyone could find out by simply looking in their user preferences. Some people are in disbelief of this. So Jimbo then reasserts this and says, "It was a totally serious comment by Cyde. Among top wikipedians it is well known that I am a clueless editor. :)" This is the dumbass who has the final say on all Wikipedia content, mind you.

[edit]External links Edit Wars on Jimbo's User Page Thinks he's Jesus lol Only if Jesus was an asshole though. Retrieved from "http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Jimbo_Wales" Categories: People | Wikis Suck

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