User:Supreawake

Hi, Michael Jordan here, today i did something that i would want to forget. A long long time ago, when my father was alive, he told me, not to hit that yeet, and if i do, he would beat my ass. But one day i hit that yeet, 92 months after he died, and i hit that yeet so hard that he came back from the dead and told me, WHAT DID I TELL YOU BOY?! And he did the fattest dab i have ever seen, and the whole world ended, but i tell the story today, since i live in Mars now. The lesson to learn here, is to never hit that yeet. Because you might revive your dead relative, and the entire world. And never dab, because the ultra-god, Logan Paul, will record all of us when the world is ending.