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WE HAVE THINGS TO NAME US AFTER THE HOLES OF OUR MAGICAL WINGBAGS FROM THE TWENTY-FIRST MILLENIUM OF STINGBOULBY SO WHEN WE DIE WE WILL EAT THE DEAD NUMBERS OF ROCKSHINS FROM THE EITEENTH VIDEO OF DOCTOR DANG ORUINOPUSKY. WE WISH YOUR HAPPINESS AND WE SHALL DEPART NOT TO SEE BUT TO HOCK. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED HOCKEY.