User blog:BambieThePanda/Battle of One Direction

How the Battle Went Down The Battle of One Direction, an event that occured on August 24th, 2017, took place in Wattpadia. The battle, which lasted more than thirty minutes, was one of the bloodiest battles we had yet experienced. It was definitely one that would make the History books. The battle started with two fans of the old 2014 pop culture sensation, ''One Direction. ''The band, however, has since broken up, and the fact that there were actually fans out there to celebrate their music was unheard of in Wattpadia. Once they came out as fans, they were immediately reported to the Wattpadian Royal Law Enforcers (WRLE). The WRLE took action quickly, asking the two fans to come down to the station to be processed and further questioned. However, the fans resisted arrest. The man on duty, Shrektendies, asked for them to calmly come down to the station, but when they resisted, Shrek was alarmed, and immediately called for backup, as he feared the situation could quickly get out of hand. As the WRLE called in for the S.W.A.T. team, there was a bystander on scene, Bambie, who became aware of the dangerous situation, and thought to take action by filming everything on FaceBook Live and jumping into the line of fire for fun, where she was joined by another bystander named MarsAddams. The battle quickly escalated. Before the fans could react with their own reinforcements, the WRLE had already called in the Imperial Commandos and the Army of Shreks. They fought alongside each other for five minutes before Batman decided to join in on the war. Though he refused to kill, he made it a lot easier for the WRLE to take some fans into custody. Fans were starting to pile in. They were fighting back by blasting One Direction music in the backround, which distracted some of the soliders in the WRLE. However, the WRLE soon fought back when the Cloaker Army came in to help fight the battle. They were soon joined by the leading commanders, the four Robbie Rottens, and they were followed by Slender Spidey. Delia, one of the generals, reported a lunch break as the fans had retreated to find more reinforcements. As the troops ate and shared battle stories, they were joined by Sergeant Pickle Penis and Chuck Norris. They were soon interrupted, however, by a siting of enemy troops from the east side. The battle was soon becoming a verbal fight. The fans began calling them out for "not believing in their tastes," but their words did nothing; they were still powerless against the WRLE's weapons, and their newest ally, the Dalek. Allies were swarming in to help the WRLE left and right. Before the enemy was aware, the WRLE had Crusade Elite Crops, puppies, a hissing cat, and Whiterun Guards to defend the troops. Things were not looking good for the seriously outnumbered fans of One Direction, but no one was surprised by this outcome. Fans of that band have been outnumbered by literally anything else for a long, long time. After a long twenty minutes of battle, WRLE were finally ready to claim victory for the battle. They began to shortly celebrate before the person who had been filming this entire battle, Bambie, spotted some enemy reinforcements coming from the south. The celebration was halted, and they began to pick the fighting back up again, almost as if it had never left. The fans would not surrender. There was only one major post left to take down. Harry Styles' post was the only one, but it was the biggest post the WRLE had yet to face. Confidently, however, they strode into the post and began to kill as many fans as they could before things got a bit... Harry. They knew they were never going to kill Harry Styles, for he was invincible. Shrektendies thought it be best to weaken him the best they could and to send him back to his home planet, DirectionVille, where he belonged. It was a long and hard five minutes. Bambie and Mars had their troops come from the west, Shrektendies' troops came from the south, Dalia's came from the North, and Batman and Chuck Norris snuck in from the east. When they were done weakening Harry's troops, they all retreated to nuke the base. Unfortunately, however, there were WRLE troops lost in the battle. With Harry Styles weakened, he planned his escape. He snuck out the back door while the WRLE were busy admiring how awesome the explosion looked. However, he was spotted by Shrektendies, and the WRLE team immediately took action. Chuck Norris was first on the scene. He grabbed Harry Styles' long hair, beat him up a little for the fun of it, and successfully threw him into the open portal to his home planet. The battle had ended in a successful victory for the WRLE. Aftermath

Immediately after the Battle of One Direction, Darth Vader, one of the leading commanders, came to dinner with Bambie, Mars, Shrektendies, and Dalia. The party slowly grew, as more and more soldiers from the battle came in to celebrate the battle with the five commanders and generals.

The celebration was huge; it contained a pool, a pool table, tons of food (cooked by Batman and Spiderman), and a bar. Darth Vader got up and recruited people to his Shadow Guards, one of them included Bambie. However, Shrektendies was murdered during the ceremony due to talking too much while Darth Vader was talking.

They mourned the 12,092 soldiers the WRLE had lost, but all-in-all, they celebrated the victory they had, and they celebrated the fight they shared together.