User:Frostybro-Frostybro

B R A K E    P E P P I N O hello! i am a brake peppino (i don't really know what to write here)burger time never ends!

fun fact: knights took crap in they're armors pizza time... you'll be fine... you can breathe... til you leave... minutes left, til your death, THERES STILL

ONE MORE TOPPIN TO COLLECT?!??!?!

its ok peppino. its only one topping and your so fast!

pizza time, i'll be fine, til that final toppin is-a mine! i can breathe, when i leave, i've still got some tricks up in my sleeves... lets-a go! peppino! or your resturanties gonna blow! (insert part i don't feel like typing here) SHUT YOUR MOUTH! i'LL GET OUT! I JUST HAVE TO GO ANOTHER ROUTE!!!! GOT TO CHECK, PATHS I'VE TREKED! OR MY RANKINGS GONNA BE A WRECK! IS IT THERE? WHERE OH WHERE? I'M-A GONNA LOSE ANOTHER HAIR!!!! WHERE DID YOU, GET OFF TO? I JUST BURNED I MINUTE I'M-A SCREWED! *peppino freestyle* P rank? your cuckoo crazy! i'll probably get a C rank (or a D rank if i'm lazy) theres so much more to grab! but marone i'm in a cab! and covered in this pizza cheese makes it really hard to breathe. up and down and all around, gotta be a ghost to make it through this ghost town. theres a bonus just out of reach... C'mon pope you gotta heal me, can you feel me NOW PREACH! Feelin' like myself, Time to get that thing... * Peppinom* Mama Mia, that's a spicy chicken wing! Gotta get the Toppins, or I'll never beat the boss! But I'm-a think I got Funiculi Funiculost... Where am I? Hey, you guys? Did you split and leave me here to die? I've got four... What's one more? I'll just bum-rush for the exit door! This manic flee's to much for me A chef with a funny accent... Makin-a pizza and calzones and pasta And everything but the rent... But Pizza Face will nuke-a my place If I don't stop him in his tracks... So hurry Peppino or there's gonna be nowhere left you can relax... The ranking can suck it I'll kick-a the bucket If I don't refocus my dash It's not like I'll leave With a giant reprieve From anxiety, or even cash... Tomatoes and sausages Taken as hostages Might pay out a primo price But Mr. Stick is so grubbing and slick I doubt he will leave me a slice... Forget it, find the exit You have got to save-a your skin... You won't be a wreck once attached to your neck Is the special guest Mort the Chicken?! Don't be scared! Almost there! There's more than a minute left to spare! Where's my squad? Oh my God... Something's scouring the tower Poor Peppino's in a bind!

Giant Pizza out to get him He's-a gonna lose his mind!

But there's nothing he can do

If he cannot find his crew...

GUSTAVO, WHERE ARE YOU?

Waiting, hesitating

Til my clock runs out of time

Instant Failure if he gets me

Why are you so hard to find?

If you want to get your cash You had better double dash

MR. STICK, WHERE ARE YOU?!

[MAIN MELODY]

We're not jailed!

We just bailed!

Hurry up, get out before you fail!

Let it go!

Bring dat dough!

Pick it up, Peppino, you're too slow!

[SPOKEN] You got it-a!

I'll be-a right—

* Peppinotice*

Wait-a... There it is!

The Last-a Toppin! Peppino, are you insane?!

YES!!!!!

[SUNG VERY FAST]

I can do it, I can make it

See that cage? I'm gonna break it!

What's a thousand-meter dash When I could make ten dollars cash?

So try and catch me if you dare

Might be a deathwish, I'm aware

I'm way too speedy at this pace

To wind up pizzaed in the face!

I'm halfway there, I feel alive

Like these old bones are 25

It's comin' up, Toppin's in sight

Peppino's eatin' food tonight!

My rankin's good, no time to stay!

Could get a B! Maybe an A! At last I got the Pizza Pack!

Now I just gotta make it back! Pizza Time! I'm just fine! Now that final Toppin is-a mine! I can breathe When I leave I still got some tricks left up my sleeve! Seconds left Til my death But there's no more Toppins to collect! There's the door! Safe for sure! I DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE ANYMORE! Okay I got-a the Toppins... I got-a the Ranking... I got-a to the Door Is there anything I'm-a forgetting? * Peppinowned* ME!!!EEYAAA—