User:AgentWaffle

"Agent Waffle, live from Booston City, there seems to be an active alien invasion, I repeat, alien invasion. For those of you at home who may have just joined us here on Channel 69, at about 1:45 PM today, several rifts opened up in the sky above Booston, and UFOs began pouring out and into the city here, they've begun firing upon buildings and the such, and although its been nearly an hour now, there is still no official government action nor obvious help on the way... so beware, humble newswatchers! Stay home! Find a weapon! Something!" [mumbling] "Wouldn't want to get blown away by ''E.T..." [Connection Terminated: End of Broadcast]''