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Total Drama Island

Camp Lucasa by Timothy Harris

Chris: Sup campers! How'd everyone sleeep?

(Duncan staring at Courtney) O, well, ugh...we didn't sleep. We did something. Else if ya know what I mean.

Courtney: Yep. That's right. (Winks at Duncan)

Owen: HOT DOG!!!!!! Ya don't mean ya....

Duncan: That's right party guy.

Chef: (Sigh) I remember when I was 16. Good times.

Lindsey: Chris. What's todays challange?

Chris: Im glad you asked Lindsey because todays challange is a thriller.

Cody: So, a Gwen. U like chemistry?

Gwen: Ugh.

Chris: Cody! Please. You can get rejected by Gwen later all you want. But for right now lemme finish the challange. Each player will be given a water gun. You are to shot the other person before they can reach that target over the hill. If all their teammates are taken down, you win.

Justin: So Lindsey, Beth. How's bout you to girls...

Beth: GO TO HELL!!!

Justin: Noooo, I was gonna say...

Lindsey: Do they have ponies in Hell?

Everyone staring at Lindsey.

Lindsey: was it something I said?

Heather: As always.

Chris: Screaming Gaffers vs The Killer Grips.

Noah: With my high intelluct surpassing your athletic skills this should be a snap!

Duncan: And with my fist in your face this should be a snap!

Chris: Ready. Set. GO!!!!!!

Duncan shoots both Justin & Lindsey out with the water gun.

Lindsey: My hair!!!its all....

Heather:(gets hit by tar) CHRIS YOU MORON!!!! U put TAR in the water guns.

Chris: I said it was a water gun. I never said water was in it.

Herold: This time I've been practicing on my martial arts. No longer will I get hit in da..........ow

(Duncan kicks Herold in da nuts)

Herold: Penis. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Duncan: Good ol times.

Courtney: (Pushes him.) Yep. Good ol times.

Duncan: Owww.

Cody in the confessionals after getting hit multiple times: okay. So I screwed up infront of Gwen. Big deal. But I've gtta secret weapon.....Biology!!!!girls dig that stuff.

Owen: ummmmm, that tar kinda looks like licorish. Yummie!!!!

Lashawna: you guys want somma Lashawna. (Shoots Owen, Tyler & Noah)

Herold: I do!

Lashawna: I kno you do, honey.

Izzy: im like, covered in all this tar. Hello imaginary friends. Little help?

Gwen shoots Geoff.

Geoff: yo wat dah...?

DJ: Yall are some crazy ppl!

Duncan: Hoo-ha!!!!!!!!!shoots 3 ppl out.

Beth: yah! Almost to the target. WHAAAAAA....(gets shot by Duncan as he runs pass her and makes it to the target)

Noah in da confessionals: okay. They may got da brawn. But I got the brains.

Chris: And da Screaming Gaffers win!!!!

Screaming Gaffers cheer. Later at elimination: Chris: looks like onna you guys or chicks is goin home tonight. And the unlucky person is...............................Me! Lol. U wish.

Everyone with an annoyed expression.

Chris: Noah. Pack ya books cuz your goin home. Well that was fun. Tune in next week for another exciting adventure of Total Drama Island.